>wake up without an alarm >brew a cup of coffee >start

>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>brew a cup of coffee
>immediately log on to 4chan and shitpost with /v/ wasting your day off
why live

>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>realize it's 6pm
>realize you have to go to sleep in 3-4 hours or be tired as shit at work tomorrow
Being a wagecuck is suffering. That's all it is.

>>379709523
>waking up at 6pm
what the fuck

>>379709583
It's likely to happen when you get home from work at 11pm and have a ton of stuff to do and you also want to have at least a resemblance of free time so you go to bed at noon.

>wake up without an alarm
>fall back asleep because why live

>>379709129

mfw i work at a videogame shop so i made my hobby my work and im hapy with my life.

Being at home, play games, being at work sell games.

10/10

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>>379709680
>11pm
Fucking walmart is bleeding the overnight people dry to force us to work that cancerous shift.

>ease up without an alarm
>drink a couple cups of water
>go for a run

>>379709278
fuck this is literally me
What is wrong with my life

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>>379709129
>wife made breakfast already and is playing Breath of the Wild while she waits for you

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>>379709129
>wake up
>clean house
>remember dog dies yesterday
>cry
living the dream.

>Wake up without an alarm
>It's past noon already because you have no job and your sleep schedule is fucked
>Can't ge to eat anything
>There's coffee from breakfast but it's cold
>Hop on the PC to shitpost on /v/ with my gaming PC and don't play anything all day
>Go to sleep at 5 AM
>Repeat

>>379709129
>stay up for 2 days straight
>play games and browse 4chan
eh

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>wake up
>see this
>go back to sleep

>no alarm
>wake up
>don't feel like leaving the bed
>spend a few good hours lying there

>wake up in afternoon
>check my portfolio
>Im 2k richer than yesterday
>order some delivery food
>get on PC and shitpost on 4chan
couldn't be happier with my life

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>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>start playing vidya immediately
>Is there any greater feeling?

Not really. I love doing this. Haven't been for quite some time though. My hype for playing games have died down a bit since BotW but it will be back.

>>379709129
>>379709278
>Coffee
Absolute plebs
This guy >>379710292 knows what's up

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>>379714837
>hating on coffee

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>>379709680
>>379709972
Guess it's time to unionize, you have to do it.

Woke up with a throbbing boner after dreaming about this woman who is craving my dick at the moment. Only problem is she's about 30 years older than me, is it a sign?

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>>379714837

>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>brew a cup of coffee
>start playing vidya immediately with a friend

video games are a lot more enjoyable when played with someone else

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>wake up
>coffee
>start play MK8
>way off my game today
>quit
>contemplate buying BOTW for the second time but on my switch this time

Eh.

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>>379709129
>rainy morning

>Wake up at 0500
>take a quick shower and leave for work
>work starts at 0600
>get home from work at around 2300
>immediately go to sleep
>repeat this through the whole week
>wake up at 0600 on Saturday
>work till 1530
>Sit down on the computer
>internet is dead and the ISP doesn't answer phone calls during saturdays

>>379715249
What if you've burned every bridge with e every relationship you've ever had?

>>379709129
I would have the same feeling my man but I've been having a little bit of problems when it comes to my social life that can't escape my head right now. Can't really fix any of it left to myself to just ponder it and it's killing me.

>>379709129
I know that feel, bro

>>379715348
>17 hour shift

uh-huh. sure.

>>379715561
I do 17 hour shifts too, they fucking kill me

>>379709129
>le coffee
kys

>>379715561
Yeah, they're called double shifts, been doing that shit the past 2 weeks with only sundays being completely free.
Last Thursday I did a 19 hour day.

>>379715636
;)

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>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>sweep room
>dust off desk
>wipe down monitor
>pick up subway and chocolate shake
>take adhd meds to get hype
>sitback on /v/ waiting for e3 to begin

>>379715665
I hope Mr Shekelstein is happy with you, these hours sound fucking soulcrushing

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>>379709129
>Wake up today
>It's my day off
>My own day off

At least I'll be plenty free after this month

>>379715918
Mr Shekelstein probably doesn't give two shits about me as long as I don't make a commotion or some other stupid shit.
If I ain't doing those hours, some other poor sod will have to do them. I for one enjoy my job and with no internet at home, might as well work all day.

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>>379715348
The Japanese work longer days than the robots they build.

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>wake up to alarm
>no coffee because can't afford the extra expense when I wasted too much money drinking last night
>no vidya because have to work at my arcade/bar job in anew hour

Stay in school, kids. Being a wage slave sucks. At least I get to watch people play games.

>set alarm for 6 AM but sleep in until 9
>get up and have coffee that mom already brewed
>get back to programming my own vidya

>>379716070
>If I ain't doing those hours, some other poor sod will have to do them
I appreciate that anon, you are a good man

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>>379709129
>Is there any greater feeling?
Not waking up.

>>379716070
what do you do for work anon?

Am I the only girl around here with a final due next Monday?

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>Wake up at 4pm
>Don't actually feel a sensation of hunger these days but force myself to eat some fruit
>Feel exhausted all evening while browsing 4chan and fall back asleep at 10pm
>Wake up again at 2am
>Decide to make myself what is probaby dinner? If I'm too tired to cook I just make tea
>Continue spending time online and at 5am exhausted again
>Fall asleep, wake up at 4pm the next day

I'm worried I have some kind of medical condition.

>>379716703
I work for Mercedes Benz as a "replacer" of sorts. meaning if someone calls in sick or fails to show up at work for some reason, I go and do their stuff.

>>379709278
>post on /v/ all day
>never actually play video games
this has been me this year

>>379716780
Most of us are done with school, post feet though.

>>379716919
Sleep & eating disorders + internet addiction suggest clinical depression.

>>379716919
That's depression anon

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>>379717102
>>379717131
Depression can affect you that physically? I'm not even sad though. I'm just sort of switched off. Nobody wants to hire me but I can't afford study so I'm just sort of existing. I have a long history of anxiety but nobody ever suggested depression to me.

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>>379716051
smok a bowl
that will help

>wake up early
>plenty of time to work out, eat, maybe a bit of vidya before work
>work in office most days, a few days out in the field
>get back, plenty of time for vidya

Wagecuckin' it ain't too bad. Only thing that sucks is that my bros are all a couple of states/countries away from me, so we gotta time our vacations out to chill together.

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>>379716919
smok a bowl
that will help

>>379717414
congratulations anon, you gained +100 depression.

I'm sorry

>>379717414
>I'm just sort of switched off
Anhedonia is yet another symptom that confirms the diagnosis of depression.
>I have a long history of anxiety
Anxiety and depression are so highly comorbid that they are often grouped up as "mixed anxiety-depressive disorder"

>>379709129
>wake up without an arm
>immediately go to work killing apostles

>wake up no alarm around 10 am
>relax with some music, browse the net a bit
>do some vacuuming, had friends over for my birthday
>about to shower and play some vidya until I go out later

Work can be hell, but the time after work and weekends are fun enough to keep me from going insane.

>>379715665
Why industry do you work in? My company has a strict fatigue policy, if you work 14 hours straight you can't operate vehicles, if you work a week of 12s you need a week off on fatigue leave, etc.

>>379717807
>>379717867
Oh boy. Guess I should get back in touch with my therapist. They always just pat me on the back for being brave and don't offer me any solutions. I'm usually too tired to make it in open hours anyway. Depression is just such a commonly self diagnosed thing these days that I've been ignoring the idea mostly.

>>379716070
Jesus, you work in a hospital or some shit? That's the only place I've ever heard of people pulling shifts like that.

Hope you get overtime.

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>>379716475
Truly the thing that makes everything else bearable, it'll be over eventually.

>>379709129
>wake up because of my mother's screams
>drink a cup of cum
>become an OP of this thread

>>379718046
Automotive industry.
Used to be a BMW tech, now work for Benz at a factory, I pull off long days working as a substitute on different stations at the factory when people fail to show up at work.
There is a policy of sorts that one can do only 3 days worth of overtime in one week before needing a day off, I've worked up a deal with my boss that I can do overtime as much as I want.

The pay is also quite decent and I get 2x wages when doing overtime and then there's all sorts of bonuses that pile up.

>>379716774
>Sony ponies really are niggers

>>379718251
You might also associate low self-esteem, inability to concentrate, and the queen symptom of depression: suicidal thoughts.

>>379718251
>Depression is just such a commonly self diagnosed thing these days that I've been ignoring the idea mostly
Exactly my thoughts but I'm actually having the exact same "symptoms" as you only I force myself to work a 4 hour shift plus a 2-3 hour one monday to friday. I've thought about seeing a therapist but I figure it's just general unhappiness/desensitization with life and there isn't much one can do.

>morning blunt
>fap to some degenerate shit like traps
>can't even feel afterfap guilt anymore
>shitpost all day about videogames but never play
>get drunk because my existance is miserable
>black out and make it late on monday

my personal hell

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>wake up to the sounds of my own screams
>another day, another day

>>379718872
Racism isn't appreciated on our board. Please refrain from using the N word here, or you might have to consider posting on another board.

>>379709129

my past weeks has been this 7 days a week
i still work

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>Wake up at 3 am
>Leave at 4
>Get to job by 5
>Work until 1 pm
>Get to uni by 2 pm

>Remember I'm not doing that anymore
>Sleeping in until 6 feels amazing
>No longer working 12 hour shifts then going to class

>>379714467
How do I get a portfolio

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>>379718025

>>379719694
Fuck off tumblr negroid

>>379710920
Sorry about your doggo anon.

>>379710920
Sorry about your doggo anon.

>>379719938
start investing
bitcoin is easy place to start

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>>379719974
>>379719975

>wake up without an alarm
>realize the alarm didn't work
>it's fucking late
>I fucked up my day again.

>>379719968
>>>/pol/

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>all these plebs not using 24h - Military Time System
Are as backwards as retards using the Imperial System.

Fucking kys you degenerates.

>>379720405
>Fucking kys you degenerates.
Says the incest-loving weeaboo faggot

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>>379720480
>projecting this hard
Did I hit a nerve you troglodyte?

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then:
>wake up when I feel like I'm refreshed
>brew a nice cup of my favorite espresso and a cup of gween tea
>play vidya, read book, study up on interests and keep up with events around the world
>feeling the neetlife

now:
>wake up and go to work
>suffer through the 8 hours
>come home and shitpost until it's time to sleep

I miss being a neet so fucking much.

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>>379710920
>remember dog dies yesterday
>dog is dying yesterday

>wake up
>remember I'm a full-time wageslave with two kids and a girlfriend
>wish I didn't wake up

>>379709523
> go to bed at 4:30
> have work at 9:30
> say fuck it and just call out of work
>be the only person who shows up everyday and everyone else calls out every week so they cant get mad at you
Fuck I love having my cards all played in my favor. and who the fuck cares about money when i hit enough to pay rent at the first week of the month and still have some cash left over i deserve a day off fuck it

>>379709129
Friendly reminder that Schierke is going to be traumatized for life soon.

>>379720625
Having money is nice, but neetlife is really something special. Having a job kills something inside you I think.

>>379709129
>uni on weekdays
>work on weekends
JUST

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>>379710537
>wife

>>379720778
i only got a job and it's already fucking overwhelming, too many responsibiblities
i won't try to get a family ever

>wake up
>take a sip of Ace of Spade like it's water

>being a wageslave

>finally, finals are fucking done. 10 finals and a 12 page paper in 14 just days
>haven't slept in 45ish hours
>come home, see that new Tomb Raider is on sale again
>buy it this time
>3 minutes left to download
>cracked open a bear 10 seconds ago
>will probably play it for 2-3 hours and go to sleep
MAXIMUM COMFY

>>379720307
No this is 4chan

It only good because you're not a NEET. If you're a leet, you would get bored of this "no work day" pretty fast.

>>379721435
>10 finals and a 12 page paper in 14 just days
What the fuck, what are you studying

>>379721556
i liked neetlife MUCH more than wageslaving

>>379721556
the fucks a leet

>>379721556
I think this could only be said by someone who's either never been neet, or was depressed while he was. A job isn't required to vary the stimulation needed to keep days fresh. Take a walk in the park or some shit instead.

>>379721435
>10 finals
I would kill myself if I had to deal with more than 6

>>379721847
>have 9 exams in the next 2 weeks
>just shitpost here all day

save me

>>379709129
>Wake up at 6 am
>go to work because my boss volunteered me on friday afternoon for a job due monday
>shitpost from the empty office while doing boring work on my weekend
Atleast im getting paid $400 today

>>379721575
>>379721847
They are bullshittung
>>379722346
This guy is bullshitting too

>>379721163
It's times like these that I'm glad I'm gay, having kid(s) nowadays must be fucking soulcrushing.

>>379722661
i want a partner but without unnecessary bullshit

>all these people putting effort into their lives
>enjoying video games
Fucking retards

>>379713971
Is this scene real? The animation is not this bad is it?

>>379709129
>wake up
>head hurts
don't even want to play vidya anymore
end up reading books or watching youtube videos or end up in this god's forsaken place
end me. just fucking end me already

>wake up without an alarm
>brew a cup of coffee

now just waiting for the sun to go down a bit to cut some grass and make space in the backyard for an avocado and wax jambu trees I've been growing in a pot for the past couple of months.

>>379722596
you're right I only have 8

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>>379722661
>I'm glad I'm gay

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>>379709129
>go to bed around 3:30 AM
>sleep 8 hours until 12:00
>feel fucking great
>eating a bowl or cereal and drinking a glass of oj

this is the first time i've awoken up so well in a awhile

>>379710920
It took me about a month or two to stop thinking about my dead dog constantly. So it gets better anon

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>>379710920
died two months ago, goddamn seizures man

>>379722661
I'm gay too but being straight would be the same to me, I'd simply not want kids. I half-think I might actually be bisexual even though I kinda believe it's a meme, there's this one guy with a vagina that makes me really horny and I sometimes dream about fucking women. Might be vestiges of the genetic programming to reproduce acting up or something. Anyway, waking up knowing you have all day to play videogames does feel pretty nice. Most coffee is disgusting though, I have no idea how people like that shit so much. I never feel like it wakes me up either, it just makes me poop.

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>>379718454
I'd love to live in a place like that gif. Nice, small and cozy without a care in the world.

>>379710920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

>>379713971
That went from Harambe to Harambe McHarambeface real fast

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>>379710920
>>379723421
just about to be one full year since she died.
cancer.
it gets easier, but you never stop missing them.

>>379709129
>has a functioning alarm
>has coffee
>has video games
>can wake up
Anon...

>>379723421
>>379723824
I'm sorry anons. I honestly love my two cats more than anything or anyone in the world, the day they die it'll crush me so I can understand how you must feel. At least they are now free from the madness that is life, nothing can hurt them and just as the eternity before being born is a peaceful instant, so must be the eternity after death.

>>379709680
>had cushy 4hr shifts from 2am to 6am
>accepted to work a different department
>7am to 4pm shifts all of a sudden
>1 day off a week, sunday
I love having only 4 hours of free time.

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>>379723824
>>379724063

thanks bros

>>379718454
>the smell
Even cleaning that mess won't fix it, you know that.

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>>379709129
>wake up without an alarm
>brew a cup of coffee
>start playing vidya immediately
I do this every day.

NEET master race.

>>379723536
Yeah, I envy people who have housing/bills/food/etc all paid for and can just chill doing whatever they want in life. If there are anons like that here, enjoy the gift you were given.

>>379709129
>but at least the weekend is comfy
My only day off is Monday

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This seems like the appropriate thread to ask. I'm a neet so which game would i enjoy the most/get the most hours out of? SFV, dark souls 3, xcom 2 or stormblood. Keep in mind i won't have the money to continue my subs outside of the first month for SB and SFV

>>379715027
Wear a rubber and don't get attached.
Good luck.

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>>379719694

>>379719974
>>379719975
redditmind

>>379724549
Normally Stormblood but if you can't keep your sub up it'll just give you the itch to play while not being able to after the month is done. I'd go for Dark Souls 3, it's a solid game and it's got decent replayability using new builds plus pvp/co-op can give you a lot of extra hours.

>>379716948
That's great anon but what do you do?

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>>379709129
>get out of bed
>the wife makes me breakfast
>I eat then we make love
>Spend the day relaxing together, playing piano, listening to jazz, playing vidya and drinking coffee
>go for a picnic together
>get home and make more love
>I am happy with life
>wake up
>get out of bed
>it was all a dream and I really hate my life
>aggressively shitpost on /v/ all day because its all I have

>>379721435

>Studying 10 finals and a 12 page paper
>Can't spell beer

The youth of today

I want to be comfy.
Should I buy Atelier Sophie?

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>>379724284
>Be me :^)
>NEET for about a year
>fucking hated despised myself
>everyday it got worse and worse
>family was very supportive and that helped a lot
>got called for a job about a week ago
>got a hug from mom
>cried of happiness later
Hope you find a job soon anon.

>>379725090
Its a meme and this is bait
Everything here is shit

>>379725090
newfag

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>>379709129
>wake up at 7pm
>stare at steam library for a few minutes and don't open anything
>immediately boot up my browser and visit the friend simulator
>remain on friend simulator for 4-5 hours
>eat some bread or something maybe
>return to friend simulator until sunrise
>fall asleep
>repeat

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>>379709129
>Is there any greater feeling?
Yep to be able to do that 365 days of the year thanks to my inheritance and not having to be a wage slave ever again.

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>>379709129
>not living every day like a lazy neet

enjoy wasting your life making money for someone else

>wake up whenever to no alarm
>eat whenever, whatever
>take a hot bath
>sleep again
>play video games all night
>repeat
Wage cucks will defend against this

>>379719005
Same boat.
I'm just burnt out on it all, and I'm just waiting for the end. I've been to places, had a life that sounds like a bad book, filled with suffering. My only goal in life was to find happiness, but after all this time, I never found it. It all comes full circle.

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>>379725373
>>379725420

Not everything is a meme, sometimes people are just thick.

>>379709129
>have to work third for a shift
>normally work second so staying up so my schedule isn't fucked/half my weekend isn't wasted
>just got Zelda

I've been like these other anons who talk about shitposting or fapping for most of their time (will probably be doing the latter at some point) but having a new game that I'm really enjoying is mega refreshing. I was worried for the longest time that I was losing my hold on enjoying vidya, but nope, just haven't had anything that really piqued my interest in a while.

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>go to job
>go home and browse /v/ until sleep
Is there any worse feeling/

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>>379725739
forgot pic

>>379724118
You need to manage time better if you only have 4 hours of free time. I did 7 to 4 shifts went to night classes 4 days a week and still had more than 4 hours of free time.

>>379709972
2nd in Stock feels like most fucked over shift. Worst times and at the place work they seem to try give us way too much shit to do.

>>379725605
That picture is wrong. Just recently my sister was using a bike and got fucking rekt by some normalfag going to work, which fucked up for trying to go so fast, btw.
So yeah, don't go outside on bikes NEETs.

>>379709129
>wake up with no Alarm
>make a smashing cup of tea
>meet up with friends for lunch
>go out and buy Tekken 7
>chill out in my pajamas for the rest of the day play vidya with friends

Maximum comfy, almost makes up for all the overtime I did this week

>>379725494
>friend simulator
???
wut dis

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>>379720986
I'm so numb inside, I haven't felt a stir in my heart in over a decade. Not even what I used to enjoy shakes me.

>>379722596
Double major

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>Wake up
>go to computer
>play MMO or anything I feel like
>Still want to fucking die whenever I go to sleep

>>379709129
>come home at 9AM
>wake up at 2PM for the first time, go back to sleep
>leave bed at 5PM
>drink a tall glass of water
>start shitposting

I'm gonna play some God of War II soon whilst watching E3. Tomorrow I'll have a lot of work to do again.

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>>379725909

>get new public sector job
>right near home, substantial quality of life boost in terms of salary and benefits, literally cant ask for better for the latter
>feel more energized thanks to now-good job, and lower commute adds 2 hours to my day

>despite all this freed time + energy, still come home and fuck around browsing the internet until i pass out

i need to engage in a constructive hobby but im such a boring motherfucker

>>379726181
He is referring to shitposting here, retard.

>wake up without an alarm at around 12pm
>don't have any work or class until Tuesday
>don't feel generally sad, depressed or anything, just anxious at times, but otherwise I'm in a good mood
>have a somewhat healthy social life with some other nerds/normies
I only just turned 21
When do things start tumbling down?

>>379726181
http://www.4chan.org

>>379726330
i'm 21 and already feel burned out
not a neet, i have a job

>>379709129
Work is hell?

>>379716185
>arcade/bar job

Sounds cool though. I'd work that job.

>>379726320
oh i thought it might have been like a real artificial friend thing
bummer

It kind of worries me that I lost interest in getting a girlfriend. I have a job, it's nice work, I get home, do some work around the house and play videogames. I love my life right now but I wouldn't be able to live like this and maintain a proper relationship

Do I have a problem of playing too many games or do I feel pressured into some social norm that will just make my life less fun

>>379726330
Wait until your life is traffic jam-work-traffic jam-dinner-sleep
Then on weekends sleep-sleep-sleep familiar obligations or whatever if you are free and lucky, then the next day is the only real free day you got (unless family obligations again, then too bad).
And if you get married it gets even worse.

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>>379726330
23

not even kidding

>>379720819
This is me, and I am also their fastest and most competent worker, so I take advantage of my cards once in a while.
Had a coworker straight tell me that since I come in everyday, and actually work, they cut me some slack. I barely try, but if my least amount of effort and fucks given is still as great as they say, that just means less stress for me.

>>379726812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

I hate being a NEET and it's absolutely worse for your psychology but I still don't know how I would deal with life if I had a job.

I remember back in highschool I felt dead as a person because I always had to put up an act in public around people.

>>379726778
it's the biggest meme there is. It's forced by sad saps that can't live on their own with serious attachment problems. Don't do it unless it happens naturally and whatever you do don't let someone else dictate your life

What does it mean if you sleep for 14 hours at a time and find it hard wo wake up, so it'll sometimes extend to 15 hours while I keep passing in and out of sleep? I'm also really fatigues all day no matter how much sleep I get, and never have any energy to do anything.

>>379709129
>using stimulants
plebs

>>379727203
You have depression.

>>379709129

>i feel you op

the best weekend routine

>wake up without an alarm
>still tired but feel a massive sausage knocking on the hatch
>go take a shit
>fall back into bed without washing hands
>lie in be half awake until hungry
>get up and have an unhealthy as fuck breakfast

Fuck yes.

>>379724875
I work at a factory that builds cars, mostly spend my times at the assembly lines, sometimes I take apart cars to replace faulty parts, sometimes I take some out to the test track and so on.

>>379727156
It's fucking stupid, I don't feel bad that I don't have a girlfriend, I feel bad THAT I SHOULD FEEL BAD that I don't have a girlfriend. I've had relationships before, they're great, but they also take a lot of time. I have friends and I like hanging out with them, but some evenings I just want to stay home and I tell them I won't come, no problem. But a relationship just has to be your #1 priority 24/7, at least in the first few months.

>>379728246
Having a girlfriend is the worst, after a few years you're stuck together forever because you're both contracted in the same apartment, your stuff is all mixed together and it would be an all round hassle.

>>379726778
>be forever alone
>spending my weekends/vacation shut inside almost entirely
>everyone of my friends is married/has children/a relationship so they have better things to do
>whatever, I have games and movies a plenty
>suddenly get a gf
>slowly but steadily lose the power to exist alone
>gf leaves me after 1.5 years
>at first feel free as fuck, but then I realize that I can't be alone anymore
>feel fucking worthless when I spend my days inside
>don't want a new gf, but don't know how to get new friends to hang with

>wake up with alarm
>Stay in bed and phonepost until noon anyway
End my pitiful existence

>>379728857
Friends are a problem for me too, anon.
All my highschool friends are in prison and I have no idea how to make new friends in my mid-twenties.

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How long does it take to die if you hang yourself?

>>379729352
If you do it properly you'll snap your neck and die almost instantly
Most people fuck it up and slowly suffocate though
Just get an exit bag instead

>>379729494
>le exit bag meme
Nah anon I am not such a pussy I can't suffocate slowly.
I need to find an isolated place to it that can stand my massive lard ass of 250 pounds though.

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Monday
>Wake up wit no alarm
>Brew a coffee
>Browse around the internet and wake up
>Play vidya until pm then go to work
>Get home 10:30pm and play vidya

Tuesday
>Wake up with no alarm becuase day off
>Brew coffee
>Browse internet while waking up
>Do laundry
>play vidya until 10pm
>Relax with a stream until 2am

Wednesday
>Same as monday

Thursday
>Same as Monday/Wednesday

Friday
>Wake up with no alarm
>Brew coffee
>Browse internet while waking up
>Pack clothes
>Go to gfs until saturday evening

Saturday
>Get home in the evening
>Shower
>Play vidya
>Go to bed around midnight

Sunday
>Wake up to alarm at 7am
>Brew coffee
>Browse internet while i wake up
>Get dressed and go to work at 10am
>Get home at 6:20pm
>Play vidya all night

Being a wagecuck isn't that bad

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>>379725950
I have a schedule
>Go to bed at 2000
>wake up at 0530
>piss and make exactly 2 cups of coffee
>take a cold shower and go through my routine that I've honed to be as efficient as possible
>get dressed and go back to my room
>Its 0545
>Use my chair as a night stand for water and my fan
>set everything up for when I get back home to save time
>Go get my coffee at 0550
>drink coffee and shitpost on 4Chan on mobile while I use my fan to dry my finish drying my hair
>0610 I take my morning shit and do someliteral shitposting on mobile
>0620 I finish, wash my hands, and brush my teeth
>grab all my things off the counter I set the night before, including a cold bottled water
>leave the house at 0626
>know all the traffic light timings, and I speed plus no traffic, so I get there at 0648
>sit in parking lot in my car like my coworkers until 0653
>go inside and work my shift until 1530
>use my last 15min break to shop so I can leave immediately
>get home at 1600
>play vidya until 1800, then I make dinner which is whatever I bought at work
>eat while watching something or shitposting
>Finish at 1830 and do dishes, then usually play more vidya or do something else until 1930
>Set up all my shit for tomorrow like my water, brush my teeth, and turn dishwasher on
>go to bed at 2000
Don't tell me I don't know how to manage time motgerfucker, I have autism.

>>379729743
Try a crane at a junkyard

>>379729867
Seems legit, thanks anon.

>>379728857
>>379729209
Get a new hobby that makes you meet new people. I got into magic the gathering when I moved 400km from home just to meet new people, they were happy to teach me at friday night magic, I met their friends at parties, and now I got a whole new network of people who share my interests

>>379726283
I feel ya, my only interest is the internet and vidya. I don't like doing anything else.

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>>379710537
Like that would ever happen

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>>379710920
>mfw my wife's dog has cancer and will die soon.

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>>379725320
Enjoy your soul sucking job until you have no time to do anything you like and when you do you're so tired and dead inside you won't even be able to enjoy it.

Memeing aside, is it really possible to have a happy life despite being a wageslave? Every person I've ever met with a job are so burnt out and hopeless.
Except for a philosophy teacher I had once who criticized us because he could see coming how much we were going to suffer through life on the virtue that the jobs that make money are not enjoyable at all.

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>>379732046
>tfw no job but cash, yet still tired and dead inside anyways

>>379733169
You can just do the /k/ and live like a hipster in the woods or in a small town.
That's the only way I have seen people be happy, they work in small towns or in the plain wild.

>>379733169
Well I am already hopeless without a job

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Serious question : why sometime we waste our time like this ? Like waking up and spending 5 fucking hours on a shit website which will bring us nothing ? Why don't we practice a hobby or anything useful instead ? What the fuck is wrong with us ?

>>379733602
I've always wanted to buy a house in the woods in the north of my country, close enough to a town so I don't starve but isolated enough to be left alone, making a living with a job you could do at home.

>>379733927
My Dad watches golf instead.

>>379733927
Because Linkin park was right
You try so hard and get so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter

>>379733927
Wasting your time having fun is not wasting your time. In general, the notion itself of wasting time has never really made much sense to me. After all, that's what we all do after our basic necessities are covered; just waste time until we die.

>>379733927
Don't talk about "us" you human trash, it's you who wastes his life away. I'm just here because I'm pooping

>>379734423
>>379734432
I see what you mean. But still, one of our basic need is to be valued by others (like babies require affection or they let themselves die), and what bring recognition from others ? Being interesting, skilled or attractive

>>379720986
Is it really true? I'm living the NEETlife right now, for about a month before I get a job and begin college.
I feel guilty to be sitting around like this.

>>379735052
That's if you yearn for other people's approval. I personally don't try to appeal to most people; I came to terms with the fact that talentless unskilled unattractive people can live and still be happy and that really helped me pull through.
I like being nice to other people and yet I do nothing all day long. Every time I've tried to excelled at something I've failed, I've gotten angry then accepted it and moved on. Nowadays I'm content watching other people succeed.

>>379729783
That's more than 4 hours of free time a week

>>379722346
If there's one thing I love about exams, it's that they give me the incentive to stay up till 5 AM studying. I can do it without feeling lazy, and there's something relaxing about studying during the late hours, when everybody else is asleep and the house is dead silent.
Not the best when you end up spending your day with only 1-2 hours of sleep, though.

>>379735532
Nah enjoy it, especially if you've got a plan for the future to do something productive. You might not get a chance again.

NEETlife is the best, but probably only for a short time. There's a point where it'll kill something inside you as well. If you're already feeling guilty when you have no reason to, its beginning.

>>379735532
Enjoy it while it lasts.
You feel guilty because you believe it is a waste of time, but don't worry once you have a job and obligations you will rarely find time to do shit you like.

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>>379709129
>wake up
>look at the clock
>3pm
oops

Cats are better than dogs.

>>379709278
>haven't finished a game this year
help me lads HELP

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>>379722964
been shitty since from the beginning

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>Work irregurarly
>Got two part time jobs
>One is for substitute teacher, the other is working at harbor
>Either job can be anywhere from 2-3 hours a day to 8 hours
>Pretty chill jobs, nothing exhausting
>Can just say no if I'm not in the mood and just watch anime all day
>Pays for rent/food/internet etc (Paying for games lol)
>Pretty comfy life and in a nice suburban neighbourhood

>>379737768
Watch the blurays instead of shitposting on /a/, nobody cares about QUALITY-posting in Berserk threads

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>>379721435
>Cracked open a bear
You monster

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>>379710292
I actually did this, mostly.

Wake up, go back to sleep because it's the weekend fuck you
Wake up for real just before noon
Eat a piece of jerky and take vitamins with water.
Went for a jog, smoked a joint
currently lounging but will soon take a shower, make some coffee and play bloodborne.

happy Saturday fellas

>>379736137
Did I say otherwise? Go back to school retard.

Don't get girlfriends anon.
You'll have to throw away your vidya life away.
>inb4 my wife plays vidya with me

>>379720840
at least we get to see guts giving her fatherly hugs and cuddles after she sees the eclipse
hopefully

>>379710292
>take dog on run
>race it
>win
better than vidya

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>work at a gas station
>work from 2pm to 10pm
>get home, eat something and shower
>play vidya a bit
>its fucking late already so i have to sleep
>repeat that every day.

I miss being a NEET, i have money now, but i don't get to enjoy life anymore.
Also customers are fucking retards

>>379709278
>log on to 4chan
>log on

>>379742368
>he doesn't log on to 4chan

>>379709129
>Wake up at 5:20 on a weekend because my fucking curtains can't keep the sun out
>Browse 4chan on my phone in bed for an hour
>Get up and make a cup of coffee, transition to my battlestation and back to 4chan
>Drink coffee, need to shit immediately
>Take a big shit, back to 4chan
>Morning fap because why not
>Shower time
>Second cup of coffee
>4chan as I drink it
>It is now the afternoon

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>>379724973
Starts to read
>Wow anon how full of shit can you be
Finishes reading
> Fuck anon I know that feel

>>379709129
dude caffeine lmao

>>379742776

>>379741549
I feel you mate. Try to get out of the retail world, literally everything else is a step up. If you can, consider working in a warehouse of some kind. Honestly aside from the arcade best job of my life. Can't do manual labor anymore thanks to spine surgery though. If you have the back for it, definitely look into it. Alarm/police dispatcher is really great as well. Of course your ultimate goal should be a real job with real money.

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>mfw at work
>RIGHT
>NOW

>work evenings
>have to drive a prius all over the place, but along the same route every night
>shift starts right in peak hour with horrible traffic, ends at midnight
>sick of driving for work, only highlight is being on my motorbike for the commute
>work car has been hit twice this month by fuckheads
>feel like it's only a matter of time before some fuckhead runs through a stop sign and wipes me out
>get home and do nothing but shitpost because I can't find anything to hold my interest
>refunded the last game i bought after 30 minutes, game before that has nobody on servers in neet hours

On the plus side if I can make it for another year or so I've got a shot at making it to the states.

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>>379745221
Well played son of a bitch

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>>379724191
Not to sound like a "LMAO weed dude" but you can give your dog tiny amounts of weed to make the last bits of their lives better. I had a dog (who was given days to live) and gave him the smallest amount of an edible and he started eating/wanting to go on walks.....
He died a couple weeks later but at least I got to spend the last week's with him doing the shit he loved.

>>379711853
Sounds good to me.

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>wake up at 6 in the morning
>log to 4chan, shitpost for a bit
>spend the rest of the day reading manga with shitposting breaks
>nap from 16 to 18 while listening to podcasts
>wake up, log to 4chan, shitpost a bit
>finish reading gunsmith cats and some other junk
>10.00 already, wew
>spend 2 hours masturbating
>sleep till 21.30
>go out and buy some veggies, milk and couple of ice creams

>>379715665
Why would anyone ever fall for such a jewish job contract...

>>379748289
I don't know why but you seem like a fake fucker or a total unlikeable faggot

>>379717761
Don't listen to this degenerate. Fix your life.

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>>379748821
I'm a cunt alright but I'm a really happy cunt.
6 years into neetdom I've achieved zen like state of mind.

>>379721556
That's the shit that apathetic fucks keep spouting. Quit the porn jew and get some hobbies. Spend more time with cool people and the neetlife becomes great again.

>>379749565
What if you hate people (physical contact, computer is fine)