Come with me And you'll be In a game that's powered

If you want to view paradise

Simply purchase my game and view it

Anything you want to, do it

Want to play my game?

there's nothing to it

>>379688997
>OP spent the entire day coming up with this and photoshopping the image just to make this thread

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I'm not buyin' yer shit game.

>>379688997
>>379689182
>>379689183
kek its pretty good tho

Don't you dare bismirch Gene Wilder or the original Willy Wonka with your fucking shit, Todd.

>>379689362
I heard todd was short but is his torso really the size of a dvd case?

>>379689447
it's a big game

There is no

Game I know

That compares to my creation

Buy it now

Don't ask how

And prepare for utter devastation

>>379689183
Nah, it was posted on twitter first.

>>379689447
>short
Isn't he like 185cm?

>>379689621
That's short.

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Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure exaggeration
Take a look
And you'll see
Into my exaggeration

We'll begin
With a spin
Distortion in
Half-truths of my creation
NDA
Has not reached
Expiration

If you want to view GOTYAY
Buy my game. No questions. DO IT.
Anything you want to, do it*
Want to climb that mountain?
There's nothing
Up there

There is no
Lie I know
To compare with my exaggerations
Living there
You'll be free
If you just don't question me

If you want to pay cash for mods
Simply play my game and do it
You want customer satisfaction? Screw it
Want triple-A DLC?
There's nothing
In it

Nuts to you
Molyneux
Can't compare with
My exaggerations
Fallout 4
Will not suck
It won awards
At E3...

>>379689692
>short
You fucking with me? That's very tall.

So, are some anons just copying the lyrics from twitter while others try and make their own?

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>>379688997
Todd's a pretty good guy

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>>379689559
Facepunch is the source afaik

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>>379688997
>Let's hope modders have imagination

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>>379688997

>>379689621
Manlets are known to lie about their height, much like how Todd lies about everything.

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>>379689732

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>>379689920

What if I told you that

the mods are coming and they don't stop coming. New engine but they hit the ground running.

>>379689732
You deserve a reply

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>>379688997
So True lol

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>>379689621
Just a bit taller.

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>>379690221

>>379689732
Please someone save this for the next /v/ musical on september.
This is good.

>>379689732
Savin that one anon. Nice job.


>this thread just reminds me that gene wilder is dead and I just get depressed

His was the only death that hit me in 2016. I watched willy wonka autisticly. I cant watch willy wonka without feeling sad now.

Best thread in a long while. I laughed.

>>379690458
Take a screenshot and someone remeber to post it in September.

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>>379689732

>>379689734
6' its average height

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>>379689732

>>379689732
This needs to be in /v/'s next album.