>Shaq Fu revival
>Bubsy revival
What in god's name is happening?
>>379678445
Earth culture jumped the shark back in the late 1920s. You are witnessing the result of nearly a century of zombie franchise.
>>379678445
This is truly... The dankest timeline.
We are living cycles if guilt
>>379679393
Maybe E.Y.E. is the real world and we're just stuck in here?
We herald in the new era.
It's been trickling in slowly. The damn was cracking, it leaked in. Now that damn is breaking and there is no safety from the flood waters.
Humanity was not meant to have the internet. We didn't give ourselves enough time to adapt to it. Books took thousands of years. The internet is too much for our animal brains. This is humanity's trial by fire. We will evolve or die. A crossroad sits in front of us, one path leads to our animal brain, death. The other to the machine future, "life". Regardless of what happens humanity as we know it is over. The memes killed it.
>>379678445
>>Shaq Fu revival
>>Bubsy revival
>Still no PSG Season 2
>yfwLink: The Faces of Evil 2happens
TEARS UNNUMBERED
YOU WILL SHED
AND DWELL
IN PAIN
>>379679885
>>379678573
You say like it's something new. Watch some dumb hipsters a thousand years from now unearth our stale culture and call it a renaissance because they're THAT bored.
>>379678445
>Shaw Fu got a new game
>Barkley 2 never
>yfw you are living in the best timeline
>>379679885
Where the hell is barkley gaiden 2?
>>379678573
>nostalgia, as a concept, has never existed before the twentieth century
nihil sub sole novum is in the fucking bible
>>379678445
You've learned a magical dirty secret: Even middling brands have more weight than unknown (new) IPs.
People are more likely to buy something if they've heard of it before.
>shaq fu gets revived
>it's not a 2d fighter
>>379681648
pretty sure that's in development
>>379678646
>Gorillaz and Samurai Jack revivals
>bad timeline
>>379682896
He said dankest you fuckhead.
What other really notorious bad game you think will be revived next?Superman 64 that take place after Man of Steel just to piss off ever D.C. fan
>>379683239
Truly a dank time indeed. Praise be to the meme machine.
>>379682896
>album sucked
>season had a shit ending
what timeline are we in exactly?
>>379683590
>subjective
>Nearly every show has a shoddy ending
>>379684537
Gurren Lagann had a pretty good ending
>>379678445
Its all paving way for the Primal Rage and Boogerman revivals.
>>379684678
Gurren Lagann is pretty overrated.
>>379681829
>>379684776
Oh, alright
>>379678445
Where the fuck is my boy Earthworm Jim!
>Megaman Legends 3 is still cancelled forever
>Meanwhile fucking Bubsy gets to come back
>>379684984
On a hook inside some fish's mouth.
>>379684985
Legends is garbage so no loss there. And the Bubsy revival is under a competent dev, so it's all good.
>>379679459
This is the boring budget version of the virtual digital simulation that all the civilians in E.Y.E are hooked up in while the Secreta and Feds are engaging in their pointless shenanigans in the real world.