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I hear America singing, as I sing of myself,
And you experience, as I experience.
The problems of yourself are my problems.
The youth and the young singing cries of happiness,
As you have sung the song of laughter.
At age six weeks, I sang this song of laughter
Then, at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.
Those are my parents' song. They pulled me through to talk again, at age seven.
I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve...
New goals and Mario raceway records, and to finish my homemade Nintendo Power magazine.
The magazine's songs, the ballad of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy.
The rudeness of the teenager's song,
The despicable mention of rude words and...D-R-U-G-S.
I am not afraid to speak, despite the hazardous flukes in America's song.
My song that I sing, although I talk well,
My peer relationship is low, and my loneliness is off the scale.
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AN F IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I guess that's why this board is called "randum" rofl XD
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>>379644507
You really want to go on this ride again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
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I want classic 2009 Chris back. Not this lesbian transgender soul whatever-the-fuck he calls himself now.
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>>379646483
I AM A LESBIAAAAAAAAAAAAN TRAAAAAAANSWOOOOMAAAAANNN, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!
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DON'T
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>He puts his dead father in the picture
This is terrifying
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>>379648646
forgot pic
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>>379648760
Where did everything go wrong?
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>>379646128
>high functioning
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>>379646483
He's arguably happier now than he was back then.
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>>379648760
>yfw you realize Chris jacks off to fantasies of his Sonichu characters fucking him
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Reminder that in Sonichu canon Chris's hedgehog form is a grill so he jerked off in human form and impregnated himself.
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>chris-chan can afford all his hobbies, toys, luxuries and even buy a new car with it's own personalized license plate
>you can't
Why even live?
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>>379649765
They're in horrible debt and all the money he gets from selling stuff goes straight to legos.
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>>379644507
It feels like Chris's life is a deep metaphor for something, but I can't quite identify it.
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