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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kc dRBHM7kM NINTENDO WON

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

NINTENDO WON
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>no aa
>2017
>nintendo won
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>>379644067
so this is the power of reuploading old trailers
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>>379644067
>22,365,201 views
Jesus.
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>>379644528
It always surprises me how huge Mario still is. You'd never know it by going to any place that discusses videogame, but it's consistently Nintendo's biggest series, beating out even Pokemon.
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>>379645407
It's also the biggest series in videogames in general.
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>>379644454
what the fuck are you talking about?
that was uploaded right after the presentation.
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>>379645754
They reused shots from the last trailer, sweetie.
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I'm glad we're back in January!

...This is an intentional slowpoke thread, isn't it?
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So the Switch will finally get a game.
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>>379645754
He mistaked it for being meant for the upcoming E3 presentation.
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I still have a hard time believing that this game actually exists
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>>379645407
Mario is literally one of the most iconic characters on the face of the planet.
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>>379644067
>NINTENDO WON

*unleashes days gone stage demo*
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>>379646042
Why? It's not even a revolutionary concept for Mario, the only weird thing about it are the environments.
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>>379645897
>...This is an intentional slowpoke thread, isn't it?
Nintendo won E3 last year with just one game.
This year Nintendo may have a game that surpasses that game.
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>>379646213

>Unleashes the same demo a second time in the same conference

What the fuck were they thinking?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac9aToh0vPk
I love the movement
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>>379645926
oh i see
>>379645876
it's not for e3 dumbass
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>>379646190
why do you fags always play it safe with that fucking phrase? He IS the most popular fictional character period. Who the fuck else is more recognizable? Who? Literally fucking who? Tell me. Mickey Mouse? Pacman? LOL.
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>>379646190
I know, but I was just commenting on the distinction between what the people into videogames who post online talk about and what we actually see in the wider environment. It's nothing groundbreaking, it's just something you forget in the sea of shitposts on /v/ sometimes.
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>>379646232
the fact that we're getting a new sandbox-style mario game after nintendo has been slowly turning mario more linear for the past decade, just feels weird. it's kinda un-nintendo for them to actually give people exactly what they want.
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>>379646407
>Mario gains a small speed boost when landing a long jump
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>>379646484
pikachu
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>>379646564
Well, the same happened with Zelda, so it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise. At least Mario already had 3D sandbox-type games.
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>>379646484
Bigger than the likes of Superman and Homer Simpson? Lmfao.

He's definitely in the top 10, top 5 is debatable.
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>>379646484
God is more popular
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>orchestra music

When will this meme die?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK2CwlPnECQ
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>the worst looking mario game in terms of graphics
>the worst art direction ever in a mario game
>25 minute long pre-recorded video mostly about this awful thing and some amiibos
this will be the end for nintendo if the gameplay at least doesnt make up for how awful it looks
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>>379646484
>Mickey Mouse?
Yes.
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>>379646728

This man is right. When Mario causes wars and stagnates technology, then he'll become the #1 figure of Earth.
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>>379646902
>>379646913
Its fine if you think it looks bad, but to deny that most people love it so far and that it will sell millions is just dumb.
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>>379646728
>Haha get it cause magical sky beard?!
A tip o' the hat to you enlightened gentleman
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how could Nintendo have won if Sony already did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBRUGdQJlc0
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Literally looks like fischer price baby shit lol
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>>379646902
>>379646913
This is too much bait
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>>379646728
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>>379647210
pray your triggering away
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>>379646693
He's definitely more famous than fucking Homer Simpson, Jesus Christ. His games have sold over half a billion. He's more famous than Mickey Mouse.
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>>379647370
How is that edgy? God IS a fictional character in a book.
Im not talking about the chance of a higher being existing, just about the character in the book
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>>379647075
lol no. And that has been OLD fucking news. It's guaranteed in 2017 that kids recognize mario more than mickey mouse. Do your research

>>379646693
>comic book character
>2017
lmao

and homer simpson? are you serious? No one in my asian family even knows what show he'd be from.

>>379646686
no.
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>>379647075
wrong

http://www.softendo.com/site/index/name/Mario%20Games%20-%20Reception%20and%20legacy

>In the 1990s, a national survey found that Mario was more recognizable to American children than Mickey Mouse.
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>>379645407
Also Pokemon has 3 out of top 4 selling 3ds games. 3rd is mario kart
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>>379647443
Lol not even
Grow up anon
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>>379646484
>Who the fuck else is more recognizable? Who?
>Mickey Mouse
yes actually
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>>379646913
imagine honestly deluding yourself this bad
there is no possible way this isn't bait
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>>379647140
aww, don't get too worked up about it. do you need a kiss before bed? should mommy read you a bed time story? make sure not to stay up late playing the maryoh, you have school in the morning !
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>>379647765
Mario surpassed Mickie Mouse a long time ago already.
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>>379647862
Maybe for kids now or something, but literally anyone who isnt a baby would recognize mickey over mario
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>>379646484
>Who the fuck else is more recognizable? Who?
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>>379648137
>Kimishima said that the combined downloads for Super Mario Run across iOS and Android was approaching 150 million
What the fuck is Mickey even in nowadays?
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>>379646693
>homer simpson

Imagine being this retarded
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>>379648258
Pokemon go was downloaded over 750 000 000 so pikachu >>>>>>>>> Mario >>> micky with that logic
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Where is the antialiasing?
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>>379647270
Crash was never good. People who bought the PSone were just desperate for a decent mascot platformer and latched onto Crash. The only thing Crash was notable for was pushing the graphical limitations of the system. Pure style over substance
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Honestly minions right now would be bigger than both mario and lucky mouse
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>>379648137
no fuck that, Mickey Mouse still has shows out that are geared just for kids.
plus he has been in the logo for the Disney Animation Studio for all the recent Disney Movies, I think the first one was Tangled
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>>379648471
>with that logic
lol. Yeah, let's just ignore everything else.
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>>379644067
>Never says "IT'SA MEEA"

Dropped.
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>>379648545
in my pants
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>>379644067
Damn. These shadows look almost realistic. So this is the power of the switch.
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>>379646484
Batman.
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>>379648258
>What the fuck is Mickey even in nowadays?
Mickey himself may not be in as much, but he's the mascot of Disney, which now owns star wars, marvel, and a whole bunch of shit. Its difficult to not run into mickey in that sense.
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>>379648587
>scared nintenbro tells himself anything to calm down
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>>379648676
You used a mobile game to base your opinion on a charcter being popular than ever. That's your logic
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>>379648629
Ok well that proves my point even more thats hes more recognizable than mario
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>>379648227
Superman doesn't have a single movie that has grossed over one billion dollars.
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>>379644067
wait wtf, did i fall asleep during the january direct or something? there's a shit ton of footage in this trailer that i don't recall seeing.
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Talking about mickey will he finally go public domain in 6 years?
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>>379648832
Don't make me laugh

there's no reason to be scared when mario odyssey is coming out on the switch
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>>379648676
You used the sales of a mobile game you fucking asshat
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>>379648856
150 million downloads for Mario, yeah. That's not bad considering he's been around for so long and people still want to play Mario games. He's the icon of gaming for a reason
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>>379648970
>Disney
You wish
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>>379648970
No, Disney's just gonna buy the rights again

The copyright laws in this country need a complete overhaul.
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>>379648738
>somebody found this frame in the trailer, edited with le feeling man, and posts it in every SMO thread because they hate video games THAT much
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>>379646407
wtf i didn't know there was gameplay footage either

god i am so out of touch
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>>379648832
lol wow either 4chan has sucked Nintendo's dick for so long that it auto"corrects" Nin ten year old to Nintenbro, or actual Nin ten year olds bitched that much about name calling
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>>379648983

Sony puts up a good fight though. Even if they don't have the highest rated games like BOTW, they have amazing titles like Uncharted 4 and The Last of Us, which far surpass pretty much every game on the 3DS and WiiU.
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>>379648629
It doesnt say who he is and its tge fucking old version. My niece probably thinks hes part of some mouse family. Definitely couldnt tell you it was mickey mouse

Whereas everytime mario pops up in a commercial he says
>itsa me, mario!
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>>379648738
but they're not shadows, it's showing mario clipping into the stalk, it's probably a dev thing
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>>379648921
You are just too dumb
How did you dress yourself this morning?
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>>379648970
>Disney ever letting go of Mickey
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>>379648738
Those aren't shadows, those are the game's way of showing your silhouette when you're obscured by a wall like in other 3D Marios. Which means he's clipping through the vine.
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>>379648921
Because the movies are shit. Superman films always have massive opening that based on his popularity. But content is needed for a billion
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>>379644067
I am ridiculously excited about this game.

Goddamn, if Nintendo shows a new Metroid game, this will be the E3 of Dreams.
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>>379649097
>uncharted 4
>last of us

lmao. I enjoy PLAYING games, not watching them, kid
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>>379649046
It's really inexcusable, though.
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>>379646234
this is why I come to nintendogaf for e3
sweet sweet delusional fanboyos
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>>379648738
That's just to show where Mario is when he's behind or I guess in something in this case, Super Mario Sunshine did the same thing, it's very helpful.
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>>379649109
With nothing superman related. I havent even seen superman clothing since the 90s. Youre deluded.
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>>379646407
>no longer poses after back flips
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>>379646419
No shit, thats why everyone is telling you to fuck off

Did you live under a rock the last month ?
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>>379648921
>movie sales are the only way to guage a characters popularity
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>>379649212
you must be 18 years or older to reply here kid
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>>379649301
>excluding it

mark
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>>379646728
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>>379649212

The metacritic scores speak for themselves.
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>nintendobabies can recognize mario but not antialiasing
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>>379646407
i love that mario is literally retarded
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>>379649338
>implying it's not the babbies that are the ones sucking up all that movie game trash and encouraging the jews to shit out more
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>>379649232
No argument
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>>379649451
back atcha sport
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>>379646419
There was no reason to make a thread with a trailer everyone has seen as if it were new.
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>>379649438

If that was so, why do those games have such amazing scores?
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>>379649338
>"oh boy I sure do enjoy walking around corners while I shoot slow enemies and watch hours of cutscenes"

shut the fuck up

>>379649385
>metacritic
Keking good argument, sir. Come back when games are reviewed for their GAMEPLAY and not their story
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>>379649358
>that clipping

gggrrAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

WHAT FUCKING GEN ARE WE IN, WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING.
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>>379649392
>antialiasing
What the fuck even is that ? Your just makin up words to attack Mario
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>>379648921
huh...
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>>379649614

>Keking good argument, sir.

Uh oh, double standard detected!
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>he has that shitty dust trail behind him when he runs

It will always look dumb.
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>>379649392
>>379649663
Mario 64 was one of the first non-arcade games to have anti aliasing.
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>>379649648
>getting this triggered by a little clipping

calm down, anon
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looks terrible desu
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>>379649614
shh shh dont cry, it will be ok, soon your little Mario game will come out and you will finally have another "worth while" game for the switch.
shhhh
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>>379649675
lol you really want to talk sales with mario? Compare those to his video game sales.
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>>379649703
never said anything about botw being the best game of all time

nice strawman, faggo
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>>379649648

Clipping will always be around.

You need to move on.
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>>379649920
Please don't respond to ACfag.
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>>379649803
And yet this shit doesn't lmao
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>>379648587

>crash was never good

lololol
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>>379649675
He said "single".
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It's-a-me, Mario! The switch sucks balls and my new game is just sonic 06 made by Nintendo!
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>>379649981
what is acfag. i see it mentioned everywhere
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>it's a sonybroys try to argue mario isn't the most recognizable character episode
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>>379649993
Crash was never good
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>>379644067
>mario in the human world
I'll give them props the game looks pretty but how could you mess up that bad?
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>>379644067
the only way Nintendo is "Winning" this year,
Is if they have long presentaion of a diverse line-up of both first and third party software titles due before holiday season.

I have a Switch, ~100 hours of BoTW, and i'm bored as fuck.
Zelda DLC will be awesome and I know it,
Mario Odyssey will probably be good, but the trailer makes it look like a kiddy game.

If they don't have at least 10 unique titles included in their presentation, its just going to be a repeat of Wii U showings of days past.

When they only games they presented were Mario Kart 8, and Super Smash brothers, and then had snippets of games Like Xenoblade Chronicles X that weren't due until YEARS later.

If the Switch doesn't get a diverse lineup before the holiday season (read at least one AAA FPS that isn't online only focused)
It will surely bite the dust of its competitors when they do announce a rock solid annual line-up,
Just like Sony and Microsoft announce EVERY YEAR

Fingers crossed guys.

Pokken Tournement
Monster Hunter XX
Call of Duty
Dragon Quest XI
SMO

These 4 games won't secure the future success of the system, but they will be a leap in the right direction.

We really need that AAA third party lineup guys.
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>>379650051
An insane shitposter.
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>>379644067
BAHAHA!
This cements it. Was thinking about getting one for MH, but nintendo has obviously given up on this console too.
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>>379649913
then ill have to include all the comic sales from 1939 - 2017
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>>379650109

dont shitpost anon
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>>379644067
So we're starting the shitposting a day early then? Ok
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>>379650286
go ahead. It's sad you have to resort to sales from dead people though
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>>379644067
Say what you want about Nintendo, but they know how to make a trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvpNXhzscjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw47_q9wbBE
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>>379650286
Don't go expecting comic sales to be high senpai, they never were and they certainly aren't now.
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>>379650297
I'm not shitposting. I am stating a fact. You have done nothing to try and refute me

Crash was never good
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>>379650051
terrifying
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>>379646484
Spongebob
Spiderman
Batman
Maybe Goku
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>>379648738
It's clearly not shadows, it's "render a silhouette of Mario when there's an object between him and the camera" that they've done in every game since Sunshine

Just saying
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>>379646564
>exactly what they want
There is not a single 3d mario that is good. shit cameras. shit level design. just pure shit.
The only one I enjoyed was galaxy.
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>>379650403

dont make me kiss you anon
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>>379644528
Wait, wait.

You mean this actually fucking BEAT Racist Mario?
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>another Nintendo console with 1 good Mario game
>NINTENDO WON
Its going to be the Wii U all over again. Nintendo fans will love it because its the only console they own and everyone else won't care.

Been this way since the GC except the GC actually had a good library of games
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>>379646484
Jesus will always be the most popular fictional character.
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>>379650513
Absolute plebeian.
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>>379649229
hahha read the fucking thread you little bitch.

jesus fucking christ SHILL HARDER OR GET A LIFE
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>>379650649
this is how stupid the modern atheist is everyone.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>379650017
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>>379650767
>getting triggered by a joke
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>>379650394
well lets see, just 1 copy of Action Comics #1 has sold for over 3 million dollars,
I could get into the millions of other comic sales, but I would probably not have time to add it all up and reply back before this thread gets shut down
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>>379650767
He's not wrong
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Wow, every car in the game is a fucking taxi.
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>>379650849
lol dinosaurs never existed

did you laugh yet
its my joke did you laugh
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>>379650767
Name me a more popular work of fiction than the Bible.
Checkmate.
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>>379649703
if anything this is the more accurate image, as nobody was talking about BOTW's reviews but you were gushing about TLOU's reviews
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>>379650854
How do after market prices determine anything? I'm sure at some point in a few decades the original cabinet for Donkey Kong will be worth a pretty penny too.
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>>379650929
no but I wasn't offended either
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>>379646484
>>379646686
>pikachu
lulz, I barely recognize Pikachu and I'm a 30 year old hardcore gamer. My family would have no clue who it is, but they all know Mario.
>>379646693

>Bigger than the likes of Superman and Homer Simpson? Lmfao.
Are we not including children? I thought we were including children. Do you think any kids age 4-10 care about DC's awful movies (comics are extinct, nobody reads any of them) or watch the fucking Simpsons? Get real, it's not 1995 anymore.

>>379647765

>>Mickey Mouse
>yes actually
What fucking bizarro world do you live in? Mickey Mouse is ONLY popular in AMERICA because of Disney World. Even in Canada we don't give a shit about him and half the kids wouldn't know who he is. We're talking worldwide, not faggots in California.
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>>379650887
It is the realism level
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>>379650767
do you have any evidence outside of the bible that states Jesus was a real person?
I'm an atheist and I have no problem accepting Jesus was a real historical figure (greatly exaggerated), but there is little to no evidence outside of the bible that proves this.
for the most part we can safely say the character featured in the Bible is fictional.
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>>379651057
>getting offended at a self-perceived offended comment

kek
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>>379649080
>It's the same 4chan that corrected PC Cucks into PCbros way before the nin ten year old
Cry me a river, faggot
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>>379651118
Here's the wikipedia page (with copious sources/links): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
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>>379650929
>comparing something with substantial evidence for their existence to someone with no evidence for their existence
Its cute when theists think they have a good argument
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>>379651118
>but there is little to no evidence outside of the bible that proves this.
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>>379651118
Look up josephus
Jewish scholar/historian around 70ad who worked for the Romans
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>>379650878
>>379650849
>>379650649
Alright, you morons are just giving atheists like me a bad rep at this point. Believe whatever you want to when it comes to that book of fables and fairy-tales written by four men who lived 100 years after Jesus died, but the man existed, he wasn't fictional. Whether he was some divine prophet or not is up for debate but just like Moses and Mohammad, the man Jesus of Nazareth was an actual person who lived and breathed on this planet.
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>>379651363
E-L-V-I-S L-I-V-E-S
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>>379651113

I wonder if Mario can take a taxi.
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why doesn't mario's daughter platform as well as her father?
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>Nintendo makes a whole new game

>Sony rehashes and retextures Crash Bandicoot's three games.
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>>379651363
well... the Jesus is the bible is fictional, even if he was based off a real Jesus

historical Jesus would not have been magical
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>>379651589
*in
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>>379651118
>not doing a simple google search
>tons of artifacts pertaining to his existence
>not real
I guess you could say that Alexander the Great isn't real as well since everything we know about him mostly comes from a huge number of artifacts.
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>>379651589
>magical
Anon stop embarrasing yourself it's clear you don't have any theological knowledge
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>>379644067
>nintenbros think they won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J911DNOn32g
I have some purrficly upsetting news for you
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>>379651589
So is Julius Caesar a fictional character as well because he was a main character in one of Shakespeare's plays?
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>>379651363
Ah yes there was totally a white Jesus in the Middle East. That's why it's fictional.
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>>379651551
You mean Luigi's daughter?
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>>379651569
Why would you create another turd when you can polish an existing one?
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>>379645407
Mario is the Hulk Hogan of vidya
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>>379651551
what do you call an Oedipus complex in reverse?
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Mario is surely ONE of the most recognizable video game characters. I say he's up there with Sonic, Pacman, MAYBE Megaman?
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>>379651865
that would imply that peach prefers luigi
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>>379651835
Is that the version of Julius Caesar were people claimed he was a god and had magic powers?
if so, then yes. because that Julius never existed.
If Jesus was a real man, he would not have had magical powers as claimed in the bible, that is a fictitious version of that person.

>>379651775
lol ok you are right its not magic
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>>379651846
>white
Show me where it says this in the Bible
Oh thats right you cant because your knowledge of christianity goes as far as whatever shit you absorb on tv
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>>379651970
IT'S OK WHEN SONY DOES IT

You've been yelling at Nintendo for making Mario jump on a goomba to save a princess, but Crash spinning into crates for wumpa fruits is OK.
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>>379652135
well... tell me Jesus wasnt a raptor
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>>379652135
Nearly every church's depiction of Jesus is white. Fictional.
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>>379651551
Because Rosalina is FAT
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>>379652082
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>>379652121
>If Jesus was a real man, he would not have had magical powers as claimed in the bible, that is a fictitious version of that person.
You know this how?
He performed miracles in front of crowds of hundreds of people. I dont think the apostles would be inclined to die for a lie that could easily be refuted by one guy saying "jesus never did that, I was there"
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>>379652257
you would have an argument if Mario didnt have a game for 8 years, a full console generation
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>>379652447
>believing this shit
Kys, even if you're being ironic
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>>379652386
Hell, if we expand on this, we can add Pikachu.
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>>379652329
That proves it then
You beat me anon
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>>379650226

What's wrong with any of that? In particular the "Super has a better story than FF6" part? If anything, this sounds like an angry FF fanboy who wrote this.
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>>379644067
>there are normal people there
so mario is not human?
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>>379652519
>Mario Maker and the Mario 3d World are the same thing

Nah, legit, I get you. Mario's just the fail safe for Nintendo to fall back on. He's marketable.
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>>379652551
Kek
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>>379651865
matpat can take his earlobes and leave.
>Luigi has a crush on Princess Peach because everyone in the kingdom does
>Even then, it's completely one-sided; she doesn't show much affection towards Mario either but it's still more than weeg
>Luigi wouldn't betray his fucking brother like that
>Luigi has a feisty tomboy princess reserved just for him
>It's Nintendo, there will be no canon romances between the main characers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih323XXu_3w
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>>379652658
From the mushroom kingdom
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>>379645407
>It always surprises me how huge Mario still is
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>>379645926
*mistook.
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>>379652447
so did David Copperfield, David Blaine, Siegfried and Roy and other magicians, whats your point? are they all magical too?
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>>379653012
David Chappel didn't do magic, fuck you.
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what is the most underrated mario game?
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>>379647565
>>379647717
Fucking really?
If that's the case, then yeah Mario might be the most iconic.
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>>379651097
>I barely recognize Pikachu and I'm a 30 year old hardcore gamer
You're saying this as if it's some kind of /v/ accomplishment. So you're getting older and can't recall things from your youth? That's probably not a good thing.
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>>379653057
WHO THE FUCK IS DAVID CHAPPEL???
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>>379653135
The black guy that Carlos Mencia stole jokes from.
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>>379651846
Why does it always come back to race with liberals today? Let me break it down for you so it's easy for you to understand: cultures adopt figures and legends and integrate them into their own, making them more of a reflection of themselves and their own culture. When the Romans adopted Christianity they changed and integrated Jesus to better reflect their own culture and people. Just like the Chinese and Japanese did with Budda. Just like the black community in America tries to do with everything (We wuz Jesus n sheit). The actual historical man himself was most likely arab but the fact that you have a problem with his depiction in your own culture only really speaks to your own guilt you feel as a white liberal, or your jealousy of the dominant culture as one of the kangz.
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>canonically a midget
pfffffffffffff hahahahahahhh
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>>379653067

Yoshi's Island
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>>379645407
Would Mario still be as popular if they stuck with the cartoon's voices?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKAuwk2ugU
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>>379646693
>>379647565
>>379646484
>>379647765
>>379648137

Actually, it's fact.
I read an article that proved Mario is supposedly more popular than Mickey Mouse, Darth Vader and a shit ton of other things you'd expect to win.

That's quite a feat.

>>379646686
no.
>>379646728
lol no
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>>379653212
Mario's the same height as Sonic. Sonic's like, 3'5
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>>379652551
There are people way more qualified than us who study and talk about this sort of thing. There are theists at the highest levels of education. Stay inside your steel cage mind anon, I know it's more comfortable.
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>>379653170
who brought up fucking Dave Chappel????
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>>379653067
Hotels
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>22,373,823 views
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>>379653212
you're comparing apples to mushrooms, anon
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>>379653321
I may or may not have read David Copperfield as Dave Chappel.
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>>379648227
>>379650649
See >>379653243
You guys are stupid as hell, especially the one who said Goku.
Seriously, that's embarrassing you think that. My grandma knows Mario and has never played a game, while it's likely she's never seen an anime in her life.

>>379650461
kekle, but this one probably beats Mario, too.
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>>379651097
>Mickey Mouse is ONLY popular in AMERICA because of Disney World. Even in Canada we don't give a shit about him and half the kids wouldn't know who he is. We're talking worldwide, not faggots in California.

You're fucking angry today, Anon. Do you not know how fucking huge Disney is in Japan or other parts of the world?
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>>379649579
welcome to /v/ you fucking idiot
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>>379650854
found the cuck
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>>379649920

>never said anything about botw being the best game of all time
>entire thread is calling everyone "salty sony babies" for not liking Zelda and Mario
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>>379646728
no, the spaghetto chtulu is more powerful
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>>379653603
What did you say to me? You don't know shit about FUCK you stupid retard

>HURR BUT JAPAN
WHAT THE FUCK?!?

>Japan = everything I guess lol

oh FUCK YOU
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>>379653635
I never mentioned Zelda EVEN ONCE, until after it was brought up you fucking idiot.
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>>379653673
Azathoth would like to have a word with you, but he is sleeping right now, please call back another time
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>>379644067
I can't stand the way his hat bounces when he runs.
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>>379653918
that card is banned anon, you cant play it
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>>379653963
How do you feel about the nose jiggle physics?
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>>379654107
it looks dumb, why would his nose jiggle and bounce like that?

>inb4 hur cartoon character blah blah
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>>379654273
Wario's nose jiggles twice as much and it's not as big.
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>>379654273
>>inb4 hur cartoon character blah blah

wow you are such a faggot
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>>379651118
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>>379653918

>multiple posts with the exact same spacing and vocabulary as yours praising Zelda's "awesome new DLC" and how it'll "bury that evil sony forever"
>"it wasn't me senpai lol"
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>>379654107
Holy shit I didn't even notice this. It's fucking horrible.
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>>379654401
why would I accept that anon? you got an F on it
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>>379654456
To be fair, there's 77 people in this thread.
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how the fuck did this get 22m views
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>>379654478
>no fun allowed lol
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>>379654654
11m are Nintendo fans who are going through it and finding things to use to shit post.
11m are the Sony fans who are going through it and finding things to use to shit post.
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>>379644067
Reee
I hate the stupid rareware eyes on Mario's hat.
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>>379654774
>a nose with penis physics is fun
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>>379646484
>Who the fuck else is more recognizable?
Joker.
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>>379647796
>>379647317
Not that anon.It looks like some Unreal engine shit.Come the fuck on.The very first moment i saw the trailer i thought it looked bad.
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>>379655132
>a nose with penis physics isn't fun
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>>379653243
>I read an article
Great. Maybe you should post it?
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>>379655173
are you kidding?
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>>379654273
>>379654478
What the fuck?
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>>379654456
it wasnt me senpai lol
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You faggot, I got excited thinking they released a new trailer early.
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>>379655224
>>379655132
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>>379646484
>Who the fuck else is more recognizable?

Elsa from frozen
And spiderman ;^)
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>>379655465
>neo spongebob

MAY I SUGGEST SUICIDE?
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>>379646484
I think the most notable fictional characters out there are
>Mickey Mouse
>Superman
>Batman
>Spider-Man
>Pikachu
>Super Mario
>Romeo and Juliet
>Sherlock Holmes
>James Bond
>King Arthur
>Robin Hood
>Odysseus (oh shit)
>Achilles
>Hercules
>Dracula
>Frankenstein's Monster
>Darth Vader

Not counting actual gods from old religions.
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>>379655590
christ it's nose jiggling gif from google, who the hell cares?
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>>379650226
ACfag is right
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>>379655713
>i'm just being a newfag on the chans, leave me alone a bloo bloo

get out, holmes
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>>379655678
>>Odysseus (oh shit)
really?
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>>379655678
out of all those, only mario and maybe spiderman would be recognizable amongst all age groups
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>>379649080
How nuRu
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>>379646913
>the worst art direction ever in a mario game
Agree with this. The real city location is already telling me they've thrown in the towel. They're not even trying to have a cohesive art style.
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>>379655828
I didn't have a gif of a cartoon nose with penis physics already saved. Sue me.
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>>379656143
>They're not even trying to have a cohesive art style

thats the point of the fucking game. Mario goes to a bunch of weird wacky and unrelated worlds. It's an odyssey through time and space to see worlds that mario hasnt seen before

are you allergic to fun?
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>>379648738
>>379649104
>it's probably a dev thing
It;s so you can see where you are when you are obscured. Most Mario games do it.
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>>379646407

most players won't even use these movements lol.
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>>379656143
they were focusing on the mustache hairs
at least mario looks pretty
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>>379644402

> game is goty because AA and fov sliders

Something that has never ever happened.
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>>379656276
What about the totally out-of-place RareWare eyes on Mario's hat?
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>>379656273
I don't have a gif of someone sucking dick but you don't see me scrambling to google so I can post it here
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>>379656505
it's a bit less than an entire bird, at least. so far it looks like the eyes mainly stay "closed."
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>>379646484
>>379647465
>>379647565
>>379647717
>>379648459
>>379651097
>>379653243
>Being such a retarded troll living under the rock that is /v/ that you think Mario is more famous Superman, Mickey Mouse and Homer Simpson

You need to go outside, homie. You're living a sheltered life indoors samefagging and shitposting, and your body begs you for fresh air and social interaction.
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>>379656564
who hurt you, anon?
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>>379644067
I don't even hate Nintendo, but this game doesn't have that "Mario feel". New York is not a mario world.

Honestly feels like the Switch's first blunder.'
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I'm honestly fucking hyped. It looks like Sunshine/64 minus FLUDD. I love realism as much as the next guy but when I start exploring a colorful world in a platformer like Mario, the kid in me gets all giddy.
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>>379656686
>Being such a retarded troll living under the rock that is /v/ that you think Mario isn't more famous Superman, Mickey Mouse and especially Homer Simpson

it's time to go outside, homie.
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>>379656769
>literally a reddit response
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>>379654478
>didn't notice
>it's suddenly a problem
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>>379656778
>HURR UNLESS IT LOOKS LIKE NSMB IT DOESNT HAVe THAT MARIO FEEL

im so sick of you newfags who forgot how mario started
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>>379656884
>>379656769
>>379656564
>>379656273
>>379655828
>>379655713
>>379655590
>>379655465
Wow thanks for contributing to this thread
SHUT THE FUCK UP
do not respond to this post and your mom will die in her sleep
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>>379656884
I've been on chans for years but this is going nowhere. I'll leave you with this and bid you bon nuit
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>>379656276
having mario from the mario universe somehow show up to the real universe you and i live in is not fun. its tacky and worse yet, it actually looks really ugly the way they made it. theyre creative enough to think of real whacky unique universes. bringing our real universe into it with gta3 looking city/graphics is ridiculous.
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>>379657213
I don't doubt it. Same way I don't doubt that you took kneejerk response directly off of reddit.

>>379657198
I have immunity
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>>379657267
Well it's only one level. So if you dont like it you wont have to play it for long

That's why the game looks so good. there's a huge amount of variety
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>>379644067
Can someone reassure me that nintendo wont win e3 this year?
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>>379656884
seriously anon, im worried about you...
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>>379657665
>forgin if danny didn't even reticulate denim
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I seriously don't understand about the hype. What do you even do in this Fisher Price game actually? Just wandering around aimlessly and collecting coins, gems, whatsoever? How is that supposed to be fun?

You're better off playing GTAV for greater sandbox experience than playing a Mario rehash, which you should have stopped playing upon graduating from middle school.
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>>379653232
>want to see a cartoon clip
>hover over [Embed]
>see a faggy streamer/lets-player's icon
>hover off [Embed]
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>>379654107
I liked it in Sunshine and I like it now.
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>>379655208
I'm not saying anything about how it looks, that's subjective.
I'm referring to that guy honestly implying that somehow this game that people are super hype for could be "the end of Nintendo".
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>>379647752
he did, thats why he made that joke.
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>>379658042

GTA? Why? All you do is press buttons to shoot at things and press buttons to drive cars. Why if I wanted to press buttons I'd just press the keys on a keyboard.
>>
>>379647804
why you mad tho
>>
>>379649579
Are you new?
Not trying to insult, a legitimate question.
>>
>>379649245
Reply to the wrong post?
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>>379651303
I like the response from Roman Senator Tacitus the best because of how assmad he seemed to be about Jesus in his letter.
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>>379646484
Batman is more famous even old ass adults in there 80s know who batman is but they couldnt name mario but might know his image if they had kids or grandkids....so Batman or supes.
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>>379658637
Most places under Roman rule were allowed to govern themselves for the most part as long as civil unrest was kept to a minimum. Jesus stirred the pot a little bit.
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>>379644067

>Posting a trailer from months ago

wtf are you doing anonymous
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>>379646484
Mickey Mouse.
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>>379648738

oh you
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>>379646484
Step aside, Mario.
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>>379646407

It's crazy to think that's not even all the moves he has. They didn't even do the side somersault or any rolling move like we saw in the trailer.
All the jump techniques is what makes 3D Mario so fun to me.
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>>379651773
Jesus was a common name. There is no evidence, at all, indicating "The Jesus" was ever real.
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>>379651363
Oh boy and Saint Nicholas was a real person but that doesn't mean santa is real.
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>>379660013
more people recognized mario than mickey mouse google this, shiggy won and a mouse, nobody gives a fuck about mickey mouse and disney animore, thans for killing square enix and kingdom hearts
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>>379653067
mario & sonic series
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>>379650587
Fuck no. Sadly it's the most watched Mario video on Youtube with over 100 million views.
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>>379660458
Mickey Mouse is older than Mario, and has been featured in literally every type of media. Mario is a tiny ant compared to most characters.
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>>379644067
Is this going to be Mario's Sanic Adventure?
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>>379644067
Should've kept cartoon style, everything looks like shit otherwise and this is before it gets downgraded.
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>>379647140
>but to deny that most people love it so far and that it will sell millions is just dumb.
You know what people would love more and would sell millions more?

A 2D Mario that isn't half-assed trash.
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>>379660245
How can you be so stupid
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>>379658042
Go back to your home board kid.
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>>379647124
>causes wars and stagnates technology
Hi Seth.
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>>379660678
>Mickey Mouse is older than Mario
so is popeye

>and has been featured in literally every type of media.
so has mario

>Mario is a tiny ant compared to most characters.
0/10
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>>379661374
Jesus is a myth. There is no reliable evidence that Jesus ever existed. The evidence is in the Bible, the other religions of the time, the lack of writings about Jesus by historians of the 1st century, and the lack of writings about Jesus by anyone until a decade or more after his supposed life.

Jesus was a myth created to fulfill prophecy cobbled together out of stories from the Old Testament and previous Gods and myths created by Paul who exhibited symptoms of epilepsy and had delusions of Christ talking to him. Paul and the other epistle writers don't know any biographical details of Jesus' life.

There is an astronomical load of evidence pointing to Jesus never existing. Not the other way around. Therefore, he never existed. You are just another brainwashed sheeple who is mentally deficit.
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>>379648832
nintenbro
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>>379661893
Go back to sucking dawkins cock or whoever it is you people worship
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>>379662040
See? You're factually retarded.
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>>379661893
>There is an astronomical load of evidence
And yet you use none of it
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>More of the same gimmicky shit while Miyamoto tries to be Leonardo Da Vinci of vidya
So the same shit as usual
I am convinced that ninten year olds are literally 12-18 and get easily amused like the kids they are with flashy colors and gimmicks that look amazing on camera but are horrible to actually use in gameplay.
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>>379662110
I did. You have no rebuttal against anything I said, because everything I said is true.

http://www.answering-christianity.com/killer.htm
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>>379662272
>that website
>wew
Ok im done have a good night anon
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>>379662252
>literally 12-18 and get easily amused like the kids they are with flashy colors and gimmicks that look amazing on camera but are horrible to actually use in gameplay.

is this supposed to be ironic? Are you talking about nintendo or did you mean every other company?
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>>379662394
https://whynogod.wordpress.com/
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>>379645407
>>379646190
>>379646484
I tried Pikachu, Homer Simpson, and Superman but they couldn't stack up to Mario either.
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>>379662272
Explain then why this inexistent "God" which sent an inexistent "Jesus" clones my money when I ask Him directly.
>You are insane/lie
No seriously, my mother saw it, money has doubled three times now and we have seen it with our own eyes. Go on and pretend I am crazy or I lie, but I gain absolutely nothing from telling you this, like at all and on an anonymous board of all places.
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It looks fun
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>>379662602
Like you can have fun killing cats, yeah
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>>379662573
>
http://www.rationalrevolution.net/articles/jesus_myth_history.htm
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>>379662573
Also I quote, "Miracles"

>Miracles have not been demonstrated to occur. The existence of a miracle would pose logical problems for belief in a god which can supposedly see the future and began the universe with a set of predefined laws. Even if a ‘miracle’ could be demonstrated it would not immediately imply the existence of a god, much less any particular one, as unknown natural processes or agents could still be at work.

>Most alleged miracles can be explained as statistically unlikely occurrences. For example, one child surviving a plane crash that kills two hundred others is not a miracle, just as one person winning the lottery is not. In the absence of any empirical evidence, all other claims can be dismissed as the result of magical thinking, misattribution, credulity, hearsay and anecdote. Eye-witness testimony and anecdotal accounts are, by themselves, not reliable or definitive forms of proof for such extraordinary claims.
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>>379662716
>>379662787
Enjoy being destroyed, I am sure of what I saw.
I have already earned my place in heaven and can't wait to die to be free from all of you heretics.
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>>379662897
>Divine intervention claims most often concern systems and events for which we have poor predictive capabilities, for example, weather, sports, health and social/economic interactions. Such claims are rarely made in relation to those things we can accurately predict and test e.g. the motion of celestial bodies, boiling point of water and pull of gravity. If a god is constantly intervening in the universe it supposedly created, then it is with such ambiguity as to appear completely indistinguishable from normal background chance.

>Note: Theists often fail to adequately apportion blame when claims of their particular god’s ‘infinite mercy’ or ‘omnibenevolence’ involve sparing a few lives in a disaster, or recovery from a debilitating disease – all of which their god would ultimately be responsible for inflicting if it existed. See also: Euthyphro dilemma, Confirmation bias, Cherry Picking.
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>>379646484
>Who the fuck else is more recognizable?
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>>379662897
>and can't wait to die
You just lost your place in heaven.
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>>379662676
Exactly, don't be a cat killer, oppose fun.
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>>379662989
It is literally written that people will deny the existence of a God and will become more and more corrupted and look how bad we are right now
Every single thing written in the apocalypse is happening right under your own eyes and you all deny it because it is exactly what is written.
So then bring your destruction and cleanse the land so the chosen ones like myself can reconquer it and make it flourish as it should always have been.
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>>379663073
i know a whole group of indians who dont know batman
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>>379663149
God already said I am in and your empty words are meaningless.
He already opened a door for me that nobody can ever close.
I am chosen.
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>>379646407
I'm really hoping we can enter a good number of those buildings
>>
60 FPS
0

F
P
S
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>Nintendo won

LOL
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>>379663172
>it's a chirsttard episode
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>>379663246
considering that batman is litterally everywhere thats sad.
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>>379663391
>If they hate and persecute you then be glad because you will be allowed into the new kingdom
Thank you, it JUST WORKS
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>>379646484
pewdiepie
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>>379663172
Right before you die, think about your final comforts of heaven. Because you will never be awake again in any form.
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>>379644067
Cant wait to see it downgraded to shit just like Zelda.
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>>379663641
Why do people keep insisting it's gonna be downgraded like it's some big open world or something? This is some Mario 64 level shit
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>>379663497
I am not you, anon.
The other day an angel came to visit my mother while she was sleeping, I saw him with my own eyes.
Too bad you will never experience such a thing. You already chose the void.
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>>379651505
Probably so, with all those damn taxis, it's possible. That or it's just there to blend in with the NY-esque atmosphere.
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>>379663372
>Nier and RE7 don't say also on PC
>>
Comparing mario with other characters, Batman's the only one that somehow holds a candle
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>>379648970
You do realize that Disney went to Congress and bought them out just so that their own special bill would be passed SPECIFICALLY so that Mickey Mouse did NOT enter the Public domain a long time ago, right?

>Oh, b-but his time is almost up, surely thuis time he will enter the public domain because the US legal system cares about consumers an-

Stop. They did it once, they will do it again. Disney has the most money and connections available to them out of any other company in the world, and in modern capitalistic society, that means they can get away with anything.

I mean, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit literally entered the public domain, and then Disney rewrote history to make him their's again, over twenty years later, so even if the government will not let them rewrite history again, you just know they will get another bill passed to renegotiate the public domain again, just to make sure non of their other assets fall out of their power.
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>>379644067
I hope they orchestrate the music. I'm really curious as to why that's synth, when all the major Mario titles have had live instruments for the past 10 years.
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>>379664124
Also the theme reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/gOZ4Hy_wdco
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>>379663372
Yeah it will be the same again, ports of outdated games, more and more shitty mario rehashes with plastered horrible gimmicks and the other box titles like pokemon, splatoon and whatever shitty original ips they try to force to save face (like ARMS).
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>Sony fanboys want to pair Crash against Mario
>"Crash was a great game, better than Mario64!"
>Even Naughty Dog wanted to leave Crash behind
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>>379662534
>Mario is up there with GOD.

That's it! Video games won!
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>>379653232
They kinda did with toad. I mean before that toad was just kinda normal.
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>>379664404
They left Crash due to wanting to be their own studio away from Universal. If you want to see the direction they might have taken Crash had they not left, look at the first Jak & Daxter game.
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>>379646484
Mickey yes
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>>379664124
Acshually I dont remember which game it was, but it surprised everyone it was actually made on a synth.

Mario galaxy or the 3d world.
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>>379664767
Galaxy definitely wasn't synth, since Kondo's big deal with that was he urged Miyamoto to get an orchestra.

3D World had a seven piece jazz band, so while a lot smaller, it didn't feel like it due to the style of music.
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>>379658042
I seriously don't understand about the hype. What do you even do in this Fisher Price anime actually? Just watching aimlessly and seeing little girls, japanimemes, whatever? How is that supposed to be fun?

You're better off watching cowboy bebop for a greater anime experience than watching a moe rehash, which you should have stopped watching upon graduating from middle school.
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>>379660803
I agree that the style clash is rather harsh.
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>>379664043
That's because they're #betteronPS4
Sony always wins Nintenbro
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>>379665184
>buy ps4
>play bloode borner
>Proceed to break ps4 because it is now useless
Yeah that's what sony wins, bro.
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>>379665292
>buy PS4
>have access to more games than a PC
nice try Nintenbrony
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>>379664953
Though doing a quick listen to some of the tracks for 3D world, there are definitely more live instruments than just a seven piece group.
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>>379665374
>have access to slow ass load times or insufferable disc installs
>shitty connection issues
>shitty fps drops
>b-but my weeb games
All systems of the last gen sucked massive cock.
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>>379665548
>turn on PC
>crash
>turn on 3DS
>Banned by Nintendo
>Turn on Switch
>Runs out of battery
>Turns on Xbone
>no games
hmmmmmmm
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>>379665184
>b-but nintendo
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>>379665374
>>have access to more games than a PC
wait hold up. do you really think there's more PS4 games than PC games?
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>>379665787
>hack a 3DS
>Banned
sounds more like a you problem and not Nintendo's
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>>379665787
Such is life in the digital world anons
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>>379661160
So 3D world?
>>
>>379666363
>Implying 3ds is worth owning to actually pay for the fucking games
>>
>>379666458
Then why bother if you know you'll be banned for hacking?
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>>379666578
Some anons claim to have never been hacked yet so far.
So maybe you get lucky.
If not you play single player anyways.
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>>379665787
>>Banned by Nintendo
What does that even mean? Do they lock your 3DS or can you just not play online? If it's just that you can't play online who cares?
>>
>>379650017
When was the last time Mario even said that in a game?
>>
>>379662534

>fictional superhero
>fictional

No shit.
>>
>>379667006
Google comes up with those.
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>>379645407
>beating out even Pokemon
Yeah, because the Mario """""series""""" encompasses ALL of the spinoffs, party/sports games etc. that they do. Pokemon has fewer of these. Mainline Pokemon game sales dwarf mainline Mario games in sales.
>>
>>379662534
>Spider-Man
>Fictional
aw man
>>
>>379656062
Pretty sure anyone who had access to television/internet would know who Pikachu is.
>>
>>379667360
Spider-Man is real though. I- He just saved some people the other day down the street.
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>>379644528
>just 22 million views

you are smalltime american kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxqwARnNbmc
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>>379667357
No one wants to admit that everyone plays and enjoys mario
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>>379644067

>New Dong City
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>>379650767
>he believes in jesus literally just because
yeah you're definitely the smarter one
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>>379646484
Anyone arguing with you is retarded. In terms of most recognizable figures in the world, it goes
1. God (Christian)
2. God (Muslim)
- power gap -
3. Mario
4. (Whomever is the current president of the United States)
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Superman

And so on and so on. Nintendo is known everywhere in the world. If you ask any given person in the industrialized world which video game characters they know, 99.999% of the time they'll know Mario, even the Amish. The only reason there's a power gap between the fictional, because God does not exist you literal children gods is because even savage Africans in the middle of the Congo jungle know about religion, due to extensive proselytization, even if they've never seen a television in their life.
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>>379653232
Based Vinny "Pizzapasta" Vinesauce.
>>
ITT /v/ thinks be older = more iconic
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>>379656367
>not long jumping, triple jumping, hat jumping, or ground pounding

Are you fucking autistic?
>>
>>379667357
Nigga, even the best selling Pokemon GAMES don't total as high as Super Mario Bros.

>Super Mario Bros - 40 million sales
>Mario Kart Wii - 37 million sales
>Pokemon Red, Blue, and Green - 31 million sales
>NSMB - 30.8 million
>NSMBWii - 30 million
>Mario Kart DS - 23.6 million
>Pokemon G/S - 23.1 million
>Pokemon Crystal - 6.4 million
>Pokemon D/P - 17.6 million
>Pokemon B/W - 15 million
>Pokemon X/Y - 16 million
>Pokemon Sun/Moon - 15 million
>Super Mario World - 20 million

Pokemon is declining in sales heavily, while Mario still sales shittons. The 2 best selling games on the Wii U? Both Mario games. Mario Kart 8 had nearly 65% attach rate to Wii U sales. Meanwhile, the 4 newest Pokemon generations can't even beat out the sales of Super Mario World, a game that released on a system with less sales than the DS/3DS

Mario is definitely stronger than Pokemon, but Pokemon is also Nintendo's 2nd biggest franchise.
>>
>>379668714
>Pokemon is declining in sales heavily
Based on that it seems like it's steadily in the 15-16 million range, that's not as good as it used to be but I wouldn't say it's declining still, it's just not at it's peak anymore which is expected.
>>
>>379668714
well, super mario world was bundled with the SNES. Everything else you said is right though.
>>
>>379646693
>Superman and Homer Simpson
Nope retard, get fucked. Do you also think Hakurei Reimu and Goku are more recognizable than Mario? Get fucked and stay fucked.
>>
>>379668714
You didnt include Pokemon GO.
>>
>>379644067
looks like shit
>>
>>379667594
How do I make something like this?
>>
>>379669228
not like mario is a real name or anything I guess
>>
>>379670305
Super mario has a lower search result.
>>
>unironically being hyped for Mario '06
>>
>>379670615
Use mario bros
>>
>>379669228
>under 25 people a year google mario
Where did we go so wrong?
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>22 million views
>will only sell 2 million
>>
Thought it was something new
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>>379671310
I hope ARMS sells well.
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>>379671310
>will only sell 2m
>mario shitdysey
>only 2m
I would certainly bet you 100k usd that that is impossible, but I am sure you wouldn't have enough to pay me back when it does
>>
>>379644067
BING BING WAHOO!
>>
>god is easily the most famous fictional character to date
>literal wars started over him
>people are called edgy/atheists/fedoralords for saying this
Is there a fedora-tipper equivalent for christfags?
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>>379671310

Here's your (You're)
>>
i hate how nintendo games have crystal clear water, zelda botw had the same thing
>>
>>379670140
You have to first earn the power of ultimate shitposting from the almighty shitposting god
>>
>>379673291
Not really, because you lot never say the good that came of god and belief in him.
Also saying that god is terrible because so many wars get started over him is like saying that women are bad because men fight over them.
>>
>>379667594
what the fuck is up with the comments?
>>
>>379646913
Off topic but this is the most terrifying attempt at black face I've ever seen.
>>
>>379651363
Moses was not a real person
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>>379667903
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Its that time of the day again
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>>379667594
what the motherfuck
>>
>>379648802
HA

The Mascot of Disney is fucking Frozen nowadays buddy, get with the fucking program, nobody gives two shits about Mickey Mouse.
>>
>>379644067
God, I really hate those semi-realistic environments.
>>
is the switch 'snap' sound some kind of hypnotic suggestion?
>>
>>379684120
I hate it. Doesn't have shit on the gamecube logo sound thingy. So goooooood.
>>
I hope Odyssey is the BotW of Mario.
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>>379646484
you are forgetting someone
>>
What part of this is supposed to look like an interesting game? Locations look great but aside from them why would a person want to play this?
>>
>>379667594
>all his videos have over 50 million views
>they're all monetized

Jesus Christ what the fuck is happening?
>>
>>379646728
reddit
>>
>>379684271
Me too. Can't wait for Nintendo to knock it out of the park twice in one year. Two contenders for game of the decade, both in the same year, both made by Nintendo. What a time to be alive.
>>
holy fuck mario gameplay is boring
>>
>>379645407
>It always surprises me how huge Mario still is
How's the basement you're dwelling in?
>>
So this is the power of the ps2...
>>
Harry Potter is the most popular character of 21st century
Superman and James Bond are the most popular characters of 20th century
Santa Claus and his variations are the most popular overall

I understand that you Americans are sheltered from the world though
Mario doesn't come close anywhere near Santa, literally almost every country has a Santa
>>
>>379684970
Let's not go there, BoTW is no game of the decade, it's just a good pure sandbox.
Game of the decade would be next Zelda with actually proper enemy variety, bosses and completely unique multiple giant dungeons on top of the Sandbox.
>>
>>379653517
Fucking Santa Claus/father frost/grandfather winter/snow father/whatever he is called in another country is the most popular character outside of religious figures
>>
>>379677721
Do you understand that good things come in spite of religion, not because of it?
>>
>>379646564
>after nintendo has been slowly turning mario more linear for the past decade, just feels weird. it's kinda un-nintendo for them to actually give people exactly what they want.

I feel you and find that this turn is freaking me out. I mean, we basically have a decade or more where after the halfway point in the Gamecube's lifecycle, Nintendo just completely dropped all of the pretense they had earlier where they aimed to simply be the absolute best at everything they could manage to and casualized everything.

Its weird seeing them suddenly turn around and completely return to what they once were and just put their all into making their flagships as ambitious as possible and improving above and over what they used to be.
>>
>>379648587
>>379649993
>>379650109
>>379650297
>>379650403
Crash 1 was never that good. Its sequels are better platformers than most Mario games.
>>
Another Mario game? Wooooow. Change the record Nintendo
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>>379662534
>God
>not fictional character

Friggin' fundamentalists.
>>
>>379653067
Sunshine, the only true successor to SM64
>>
>>379644067
anyone excited for this bland crazy taxi tier looking city and the half finished? pedestrian models with mario looking totally out of place but muh open world needs to be wiped from the face of the earth
>>
>>379644067
words can't describe how much I hate nintendo and the manchildren that buy their garbage products.
>>
>>379644067
>NINTENDO WON
>3D Mario

Good one.
>>
>>379652039
Not true, Pac-Man is the most recognizable character in vidya in the world. Statistics have proven
>>
>>379667903
>2. God (Muslim)
how can you recognize someone who isn't even allowed to be depicted?
>>
>>379668714
>Pokemon is declining in sales heavily
It's been at a stable 15~17 million sales per mainline entry (disregarding remakes) for the past 10 years
how is this a heavy decline? stable sales for 10 years is hardly a heavy decline
>>
>>379689120
>Pac-Man is the most recognizable character in vidya in the world. Statistics have proven

maybe like 20 years ago. younger people have no idea what a pac-man is
>>
>>379650094
tfw Arnold saw all of their dicks

Also Sid could probably fit inside Harold's ass
>>
>>379660487
fucking travesty

all because of horny teenagers
>>
>>379667903
>1. God (Christian)
>2. God (Muslim)
They're the same guy.
>>
>>379644067
How is this thread still here?
>>
>>379692231

Because Nintendo won?
>>
>>379644067
Yes, vita is fucked.
>>
>>379663641
If anything, it will be improved a bit.
This demo is FULL of technical issues.
Just check the shadows.

But if you're looking for nintendo switch downgrades, you came to the right E3. I have the slight impression that some third party titles shown on this E3 will not exactly look anything remotely close to what will be shown.
>>
>>379667360

Mario jumping across the skyscrapers actually made me think of Spiderman, and the massive fanboy moment he'd have if he met Mario.
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