>tfw wasn't allowed to play m rated games as a kid >tfw

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>>379600440
Post more Sawako

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>>379600440
>my parents were non-tech illiterate people who raised their son to be a reasonable, mentally sane person able to tell reality from fiction
>was allowed to have my consoles, tv and pc in my room ever since I can remember
Feels gud

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>mom wouldn't let you play m rated games
>but dad would

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>tfw parents didn't really care about what you did

>>379601491
this, it was pretty fucking liberating desu

>mom and dad would let me play M rated games
>dad wouldn't let me watch adult shows
>dad would take me to R rated movies
such a confusing childhood

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>Parents wouldn't get me GTA because it was too violent
>Get me Gears of War for christmas

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>get in trouble
>parents hide the controller

>Mom was ok with me killing people
>but always asked to make sure there wasn't any sex
>especially if it was a James Bond game

Fuk u mom, you embarrassed me at target when I wanted Nightfire. But there was implied sex anyways so jokes on you!

>>379600440
>Younger brother allowed to play Grand Theft Auto and God of War
>Get him Dark Souls a few years later for christmas and dad won't let him play it

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>tfw I didn't want to play M rated games as a kid
I just had fun with pokemon, kart racers, and platformers.

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>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL, YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR GAMES

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My mother only let me play Serious Sam if the Hippie blood texture was on. I still play with it on to this day because any other option looks weird to me.

Only white people do this

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Parents wouldn't let me play m-rated games for a while, had to *really hard sell MGS to them as games where not killing enemies is encouraged and you could turn off blood and they still wouldn't get it. Then one day i hit my head at the local pool and passed out, when I woke up I was in my room with a used copy of MGS2 near me. Dad was a bro.

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>>379600440
>>379601173
>mom and dad are divorced
>mom thinks videogames are dumb and not worth spending money on or satanic, would almost never buy me vidya unless it was like mario kart or pokemon
>when I went to my dad's house he let me watch movies like Predator and Terminator, etc plus horror movies
>let me play stuff like American Mcgee's Alice, Half Life, and Duke Nukem on his PC
>told me not to tell mom what he let me watch/play when I had to go back to mom's
>also let me go on his computer almost completely unsupervised
Good times

>>379603509
>>379602628
>>379601173
>>379600440
I want to fuck this girl

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>could only get 1 game for birthday and 1 game for Christmas
>mfw

>>379602984
same here. saw bad fur day in a blockbuster before as a kid and thought that it was really weird that he was in an M rated game

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>tfw mom played video games
>tfw never had issues with what games i were or weren't allowed to play

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>>379600440
>a parent that gives a shit about the content of the media their kids consume
>bad

Too many parents just don't give a fuck about their kids. That yours paid attention is a good sign.

>no anon you can't play Pokémon
>why
>because it's satanic and I don't like it
She still believes it to this day, but I can buy my own shit now so there's that.
Actually, I still don't know why Pokémon got so much flak over being religiously dubious. Why was it? Because of evolution?

>>379600440
Sounds comfy. This board is garbage because all the other degenerates here were brainwashed with m rated games.

Since when did /v/ become infested with elementary school kids?

>>379605027
Because it was popular.

>>379604057
True. You subhuman shitskins are too poor to be able to worry about what game you can play.

>>379600440
Oh so you were that kid I called a baby behind your back because you were scared of playing video games and watching horror movies

>>379600440
When I had a Genesis and Sega Channel while that was a thing my dad had to check every game I downloaded to make sure it wasn't obscene or against God. One time I downloaded Beavis and Butthead without him knowing. He saw me playing it and beat me so bad I don't even remember alot of the day after that. They returned the Sega channel after that and I was only allowed to play games they bought me. Which was sonic 1 that it came with and NBA jam.

>>379600440
Mothers are often too naive and oblivious to their children's development.

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>>379604327
she's too pure to know what "fuck" is

>>379600668
>non-tech illiterate
>Not just "tech literally"
Anon go to bed

>>379604327
Fuck you Sawako is not for lewd

>>379600440
Me too man. I wasn't even allowed to play T games until I was 13. It took a shit ton of negotiating to get my mom to let me buy Melee.

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>tfw wasn't allowed to play m rated games as a kid
>tfw mom had to inspect my penis every game to make sure it wasn't "nasty"

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>>379600440
>Mother let's me play any game apart from GTA
>Even borrowed state of emergency from my cousin
>Get an xbox 360 and GTA IV comes with it
>Literally a 4/10 game

Wow, who knew my mother has patrician vidya tastes.

I had the reverse problem

>mom used to be pretty religious when I was little
>chilled out massively as I matured
>gets me a D&D starter set when I was 15.
>didn't touch it for almost a whole year because I thought it was satanic

>>379603509
Yep. I could be throwing up or have a fever and I'd have to sit there watching shitty daytime television. The only time she let my play my ps2 whilst off school was after I had a benign tumour removed from my neck. I got to play Ratchet and clank 2 for a week without being disturbed/moaned at. Glorious.

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>>379600653
>those eyes
Holy mother of fuck, that satanic spawn isn't real is it?

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>>379602984
>tfw can't play pokemon because it's "demonic"

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>>379600653
>TFW British
>TFW worst wildlife we have is wasps and it's only hot enough for them to survive 3 months out of 12
>TFW never experienced a natural disaster
>TFW don't even have shitskins where I live

>>379608603
We have Adders.

>>379608729
We have like 2 species of snakes in the entire country and I've never seen one in my life. I don't live in the city either.

I watched the live action movie without knowing what it was from. It was fun. Is the anime good?

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>>379608603
Australia BTFO!

>>379605590
Kek why are white people so sensitive?

>>379609296
yes

>>379600653
wtf is that thing?

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>>379600440
I want to marry Sawako!

>tfw dad let me play God of War but freaked out when I played Bully
Yeah because I would start bullying people because of vidya right

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>tfw mom inspects you if you're naughty

>>379605027
>tfw the pope at the time said it was awesome because it encouraged friendship and meaningful bonds

>>379600440
im nasty OP ;)

>mom still doesn't let me play m rated games

>>379600440
did she inspect your penis too?

>>379612107
Isn't that illegal outside of penis inspection day?

>>379600440
I wasn't allowed access to anything R-rated in terms of content, in video games or movies or TV or anything.

I never really cared because all I ever played as a kid was Street Fighter. I thought you "mature games for mature gamers such as myself" nerds were fucking autistic losers. Because you are.

>>379612487

>he didnt have monthly penis inspection

Dude, are you seriously?

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>Mom cried when dad let 10 year old me get Starfox™ Adventures because it wwas rated "T" for teen

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>>379605027
I think it was the epilleptic seizures

>>379612787
Whatever makes you feel better about your sheltered childhood, anon.

>>379613206
It's like a game for 3 year olds. The fact that the ESRB would give a rating like that to such a tame game shows how flawed the ESRB is.

Sawako is a slut and this show has hardcore terrible NTR

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>>379600440
>When I was a kid, my evangelical Christian uncle took my Gameboy away for showing my cousin Pokemon
>When I told my dad, he got pissed and told off my Uncle in front of dozens of people at a dinner party
>Got my gameboy back and went to get ice cream with my dad afterwards

>>379610581
I want to gangbang Sawako!

I used to play an erotic version of Tetris in front of my parents when I was about 7-8. They didn't care, in fact, they seemed to be glad I wasn't gay.

>>379600440
>let's make a shoujo where the main couple never kisses
/v/ will defend this

>Mom wouldn't let me play m-rated game unless it's a fantasy game
>Show her me chopping people in half in to show how stupid her rule was
>Not allowed to play fantasy games anymore

>>379600440
>I wasn't allowed m rated games when i was a kid
>Literally had the opposite effect in me, since i was so curious about it i ended up looking for that kind of stuff when i was alone
>Which is how i discovered porn
To this day i'm not sure what the fuck a parent is supposed to do in these kind of situations, feels like every choice ends up being wrong.

>>379600440
Same
My mom wouldn't even let me play Zelda links awakening or Ocarina of Time for fear there might be blood

>>379600440
the only game i wasn't immediately allowed to play as a kid was RE4, but after hassling her for like a week i got to rent it.

maybe she realized i was playing far worse shit on my computer.

>>379600440
Mom didn't care as long as it wasn't porn or blackmailing the president.

>>379617494
>blackmailing the president.
Name 12 games that do this

>>379602628
>Has an Xbox with a Kinect

Also
>Saudi arabia banned all pokemon
Jokes on you I still have emulators

There's a lot of sadako in this thread.

>first M rated game i got was Persona 4 in 2009 when I was 15
>preordered it at gamestop but had to get my mom with me to pick it up
>mom asks cashier why she needs to be there for me to buy the game
>cashiers told her it was M rated
>mom thought it was some violent cartoon porn game
>said she wanted to watch it to make sure it didn't have any graphic violence or sex
>tfw we both watch the prologue for 2 hours in uncomfortable silence
>mom makes fun of all the Japanese names the entire time and constantly says "i dont get it"
>leaves after awakening izanagi saying something "i dont get what kids like these days"

[Spoiler]she liked Chie the most[/Spoiler]

up to this day my parents don't allow me to play videogames, that they consider violent in their home.
before i moved out my mom took my copy of battlefield bad company 1, even though i was 19 at the time.

>>379618346
Your mom has excellent taste, my friend.

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>M rating didn't become a thing until I was in junior high
>still preferred E and T rated games even after stuff like Mortal Kombat and GTA were getting popular
There will never be a season 3 of Kimi ni Todoke

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>cashier at FUCKING GAMESTOP would always give her the warning about a game being too violent if it was M rated
>she always cut them off saying she didn't give a shit

>>379619617
I heard the manga kept going, it's on my backlog but I heard it gets kinda dumb sometimes.

>>379604807
And yet their kid turned out to be an anime poster.

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>>379619730

Yes, it is ongoing. But its annoying that they didn't keep the anime going as well. After 4 years, they should heave enough content.

Spyro, Crash, Mario, Metroid, Sonic, and a million others weren't M. We did fine.

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>parents could only afford one system and like three games to split between you and your brothers

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>parents would let me play saints row but not gta

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>>379600440
So do you play any "nasty" games now

>>379620661
>Kinda poor growing up
>All we had was a NES from a yard sale
>PS2 comes out, looks neat
>Dad surprises us with a PS1
>Only get new games maybe 2-3 times a year

Thankfully the only ones we would get new were the Greatest Hits re-releases of games (since they were cheaper and we got burned on buying used from the thrift store sometimes because they didn't test their games) which usually meant you were getting something good. Got Spiderman, Gran Turismo, and Street Fighter Alpha 3 thanks to that.

>>379620661
>Family so poorfag you had to share almost everything that wasn't for personal use only
>Older brother asking to play first whenever your parents bought a new game despite not enjoying games as much as you did
>Almost having intestinal problems because you always held it in, if you tried to go to the bathroom your brother would come in and mess with your games
Man, being a poorfag was hell.

It took me almost a year of pestering my parents to buy Diablo 2 before they caved.

>playing goldeneye
>blow away a room full of enemies with an AR
>dad asks what game this is
>a few days later he buys turok
>dad likes FPS games now

i'm not sure he knew games had ratings he just thought they were cool

>wasn't allowed to play violent or scary games as a kid
>years later remember all those games and try them out
>they're either shit or aged badly

>>379621521
>tfw parents won't get me Diablo 2
>goes shopping with mom and uncle at CostCo
>ask uncle to buy me Diablo 2 as an early birthday gift
>uncle gets in trouble
;_;7

>parents too illiterate to know that rating system existed
>played vice city since 8 years old

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>Parents let me play Drakengard and other such shit as a kid

>>379601491
>Raised by a single mom.
>She didn't care about what I did.
>Pretended to care but you quickly catch on the dismissive "ohs" and "cools" meant she was never really paying attention.
>Stop talking to my mother about my hobbies and interests by age 11.
Good mom though.

>>379600440
>People with fucked up parents like that exist
>Meanwhile preschool me was watching my mum play Unreal Tournament and watching Happy Tree Friends with her
>At the same time she prohibited me from watching anything inspired by Japanese "culture" until I was like 13(even including fucking Pokemon, Power Rangers or Ninja Turtles), because "it would turn me into a weirdo"
Literally 11/10 parenting here, mom

>>379608291
Wish I knew about Nocturne when I was younger. I would have gifted it to my christian friend with the crazy religious mother.

>buying two games at once
It took a lot of shilling for this to happen.

>>379623705
I had something like this happen to me, but with religion instead.

>Live in South America
>People still have that "religiously ignorant" mindset
>One day, these "The Japanese are satanists" fake news went viral all over the place
>They somehow found a way to relate everything coming from the Japanese like Dragon Ball or Pokemon with the devil and evil practices while sounding convincing to the average citizen
>I was literally forbidden from playing games or watching TV until i was old enough to actually question those fake news and debate with my parents
Religious parents are the worst.