This game fucking sucks ass. I'm not 12 anymore so this

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>>379567176
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>>379567176
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>>379567176
ok

okey dokey

>>379567176
>being a cynical whiney bitch
Joke's on you, OP. Being a buzzkill nofun faggot has nothing to do with age. I'm 29 and I chuckled heartily at this scene

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Sure thing man, don't force yourself and play something else.
Have a nice day !

طيب

>>379567176

Itt; 12 year olds

>>379567176
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>>379567537
Guess fucking what, faggot. I didn't pay $60 to pretend that shitty jokes are funny. You being a mouthbreathing retard is good for you but it won't make the game any better.

Stop posting this thread.

>>379567176
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>>379567620
Oww the edge.

>>379567176
In order to even get to that point in the game, you are already 75% complete.

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>>379567620
>buying games for 60 bucks
>not waiting for price drop or buying a used copy for cheap

I knew /v/ was full of retards but this just kills it

>>379567767
>implying he played it at all

Just play a game with superior Western humor- oh wait.

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>>379567851
hey that's pretty neat
what'll these internets think of next?!

>>379567176
Is it a rule to cluster as many quotation marks as possible between a word to give it more meaning?

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Somebody asked for this in an earlier thread, but it died. I hope he sees this.

>>379567176
Both gameplay and humour is pretty much for 12 year olds, shit game, poormans shenmue.

Yo what's the best fighting style? Got brawler and the quickstep evade thing, wondering where I should spend my money

>>379567620
>The game is literally just one bad joke
Ah see thats yakuza 0, you meant to post battleborn

k

>>379568790
>Combo the guy so hard he flys out of the shop.

>>379567176
Nah, you're 12, a 12 year old would act like he's more mature for things than he really is

>>379567176
Don't worry, this was only used for marketing purposes to pander to normal-fags that watch youtube, clearly it worked since the game is very popular now and is considered to be second coming of Christ while still being essentially a PS2 game, which funny enough those people dislike and are scared of playing them.

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>>379567176
Japanese comedy is such cringe

>>379567851
>buying a used copy
>literally using something another person used in the past

Let me guess, you buy your smartphones and clothes used too? Disgusting.

>>379572995
I also don't give a shit that a girl isn't a virgin before a put my dick inside, shocking I know

>>379567259
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>>379572769
This is now a meme.

>>379573887
>I let other guys fuck my girl

cuck

>>379577617
>reddit's reading comprehension

>>379572949
>cringe

here's that youtube meme again

>>379575784

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>>379567537
>29
KYS

>>379567568
No, you can't blow up the chicken.

>>379567176
Shitty bait. Nobody in his mind would really complain about the game "sucking ass" for a small joke in a sidestory which's actual humor was lost in translation due to the missing wordplay and pronounciation.

>>379567176
ITT: 13 years olds

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>>379567176
>bowling

NIKO! MAH COUSIN! LETS GO BOWLING

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>>379568790

>>379567176
>Japanese """"comedy""""

>>379568975
Beast. You can fuck up multiple guys in a single string of two-three hits. The game becomes disgustingly easy.

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>81 days
Are you hyped?

Can I play this in English and if so how and on what console

>>379581597
You can only play it with english subs on ps4.
Yakuza 1 is in english on ps2.

>>379581349
I ordered this and I've never played a yakuza game before. I'm still waiting on zero (should arrive any day now).

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>>379581690
But I don't have a ps4

>>379581769
Get excited anon, they're both great games and stating with 0 is actually a pretty good way to get into the series.

>>379581789
You could buy a japanese Ps3 copy if you're desperate.

>>379567176
japanese humor is lost on me 9 times out of 10, it's very literal and sincere where as I like the western sarcasm and satire

>>379581769
0 is the best game in the franchise, and a perfect way to start actually. Not just story wise, but also because they're all kinda the same, so you don't feel burned out by the time you reach 0 like most of us.
But 0 is also one of the best games ever made in general, so there's that. Its the Yakuza formula at its peak and one good idea after another.

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>>379581880
But I can't read Japanese ,....

>>379582182
You could use the kkhsubs translation to make your way through.

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OFFICIAL MAINLINE YAKUZA RATING:
0>2>4>5>3>1

ALL OTHER OPINIONS ARE WRONG

>>379581349
I cant fucking wait. Dont care if it has copied assets from zero. Playing the first hame without horrible English dubs is worth it.

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>>379581938
That's great to hear, I'm actually hyped as heck, only reason I didn't get Yakuza 0 until now is because it's still pretty pricey here. But a couple days ago, amazon fucked up and had it on sale for 23€ new and unused. Few hours later it was back to 60€

>>379582664
This would be true if you'd put some more ">" between 0 and 1. Because 0 is that good.

>>379582664
>3 above 1
You're a doublenigger

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>>379573887
Wow, newfags admitting they're cucks. Woooow.