Which team do you join? Keep in mind that Gregor is spectating

>>379566031
red team is stacked

>>379566031
Red chances are billy is hacking and or is actually good at the game

>>379566031
>no Mister Lister the Sister Fister

>>379566031

>Pekka
>billy

Short, to the point names are a sure sign of players that are half decent. BLU is down a man because of that friendly fuck and none of their naems seem to indicate any serious skill.

Gotta be RED here.

I'd join Blue while they're twenty points up but piss it all away over the course of the game until my teammates backstab me.

>>379566031
Doesn't matter just give me a pocket healslut i'll stomp both teams

>>379566031
>Gregor is spectating and will join whichever team you don't.
Why even bother then

>>379566031
RED because furfags in TF2 typically always have aussie weps with 10k+ kills and lime colored unusuals

>>379566031
Red, blue has a bunch of dank memers and a pony

>Pekka
Join red and spurdo spärde with fellow fin

i just realized the numbers are supposed to spell out "assassin"

there's no way that guy doesn't suck

red
vixen the cock lover, gamingdad, yusuke urameshi, pekka and the ruskie are probably good
billy is probabyl decent
the rest are liabilities

I'm not seeing any talent on the blue side

>>379566031
I close the game, this is unbearable.

I always pick blu and having my boy rip roarin boogerpenis just helps

>>379566031
>not joining the Contanza Bonanza

RED
>Vixens
>gamingdad
>Yusuke
>Johnny
>billy
Sold.

>>379566505
My reasoning as well.

>>379566031
Can I just not play the video game?

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>>379566031
>not siding with Rando

is it CTF or Control points.

since there are mlp bronies in the server, we can at best conclude there would be 2 pyros on BLU.

pootis pow on BLU would supposedly be a Heavy and boogerpants would be a Scout, due to the rebellious username. lftrando, aegis, costanza, foxy, billy and meme man would most likely be support classes. pottis would also be a heavy since pottis is close to the word pootis.

For RED team vixen and vixen cock lover would most likely be playing as medics due to the nature of which furry prefer not to do much but try to help whenever possible.
gamingdad most likely got the game 2 days ago and is possibly a Soldier due to him most likely being an american dad.
yusuke would most likely be spy since anime's love their knifes.
sans, billy,russsian man and jose would most likely be attack based classes.pekka would end up being a mitten hoovey


see'ing this. BLU team would have the advantage regardless of it being CP or CTF

join blu because the teams are gonna get scrambled or I am gonna get auto-balanced if I did join red anyway

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>tfw im gregor
>tfw the team i join will win.

In that case i would join blu.

>lft fag
Probably atleast half decent.

>>379566031
Red team looks less cancerous so I'll go with that.

>>379566031
Red. Ur a meshi is patrician choice team member and gamingdad1964 is a solid entry overall - he's been playing since Doom, don'cha'know.

The other side is literally all memes.
Also I wanna get those two furries added as friends for ERP fun.

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>>379566031
>rip roarin boogerpenis
I forgot about this name

Red has 7 good players, and Blu has 9. Even with friendly heavy, I'm going blue. Jose and gamerdad have likely never played the game before, vixen and vixen cock lover are probably alright, but they may quit.

>>379566031
Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis and George Costanza are definitely /v/irgins, so I'd bet my money on their team.

>>379566031
red is less cancer, but it has more underage edgy teenagers, also they have people that actually play the game + a russian wild card
of course I pick red

>>379566031
Guess I'll go with RED. TF2 furries are probably decent at the game.

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>>379567189
this wasn't even a "who would win" thread
but holy shit you made it seem like it was

also wouldent the friendly heavy be just a wasted slot? unless prevoked he would start assisting the team but there is no determination on when it will happen.

>>379567418
>jose.fernando2005 as pyro
>sans the skeleton as spy
>xXx4554551/\/xXx as Sniper

yeah it all checks out

checks out

>>379567418
This confirms my blue pick all the way. Aegis and Pottis were the strongest before, but now they're completely unstoppable. Vixen will pocket a soldier, so they're useless, and Yosuke is playing soldier, rather than scout or spy. This won't even be close.

>>379567189
are you fucking retarded? RED would definently win
as long as they have 2 medics with ubers they could push through easily.

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>join RED because its not as cancerous and furfags are usually pretty good
>half of team is AFK or trading
>we're getting spawn killed by the brony soldier and and his healslut
>try to push or sneak out and get sniped by Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
>mfw

>>379566031
Throw in a few more ponyfags at the blue and Im sold, those fags can unironically play.

RED, the russian dude, furry, and/or dadguy sound like pubstompers

Also RED is my favorite color.

>>379567635
> RED fags this dilusional
> dont relize they have a russian with 500+ ping lagging left and right and occasionally idling at base.

kek

>>379566976
>not being 1337

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>>379566031
>mfw I just played a game with two people named "Supreme Daddy" and "Supreme Daddy's heal slut <3"
>he spammed binds saying "I only heal supreme daddy" with that fucking face

Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis is either a terrible underage player or a total pubstomper using a shitty name ironically.

>>379567835
president pence will put a stop to this

>>379567418
Another thing to point out here is that red has no good medic to pocket proofsman, but even if let's say Gregor pockets him, it won't be enough.

>>379567735
i've played with russians tons of times on tf2 and they all had under 100 ping.
are you fucking retarded anon?

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When I queue up into a server I pick either the only available color or default to red immediately. I cam to play videogames, not make the decision between death by rope or poison.

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>>379567418

>2 meds on blu
>1 is a brainlet who roams the map as battle med with crusader's c-bow
>the other is using overdose.

blu is just cancer. People like boogerpenis and the friendly heavy need to be euthanized for the sake of fps gaming. lft and maybe billy mays the only redeeming people here.

The vixens will no doubt pocket-combo and that could at least be somewhat effective. Yusuke and gaming dad show promise.

Gotta go with red.

>>379567735
and blu has a polack doing the exact same shit

Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis, George Costanza and le meme man XD will carry

My team will be

ALT F4

Fuck that shit

>>379566031
>no weebs on Blu

Sold

>spectating: gregor
You're fucked either way

Easy, red.

I can stand anything but "friendly" faggots.

>friendly
Obviously Red, plus they have Pekka so our defense will likely be better if he's more on his game than he was last night.

>>379567418
I want to see Johnny Tightlips and lft`rando 1v1

Seeing the Scout icon next to those names changed everything

red, no furries, no problem

>>379568189
but TF2 furries have like 10000 hours

>>379568147

Johnny seems like an ok player, but rando would eat him for breakfast.

>>379566031
In my experience :3 symbols tend to mean the faggot is actually good. He'll help counter-balance the xXx fag and gamingdad

>>379566031
Well my favorite color is red and my first and middle name is Fernando Jose sooooooooooooo.

>>379568010
haha epic comment bro can you go back to 9gag now please

>>379568282
don't talk shit about gamingdad

he's a totally competent average player with a positive mental attitude

>>379568236
10000 hours of toggling crouch to pretend youre having sex with someone idle does not make you a better player tho.

>>379567418
>one of blue's medics is a retarded ponyfag who will try to needlegun people all game
>one, maybe both, heavies are useless
>le meme man XD could be a 12 year old or a veteran with an ironic name
>George Costanza is a mystery
>red medic and soldier furfag duo could be autists or shitters
>Yusuke FUCKING Urameshi playing soldier
Gonna have to go with RED

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OH SHIT.
MAP CHANGE
NEW PEOPLE HAVE JOINED THE SERVER
PICK YOUR TEAM

>>379567858

>he's spy

Yeah, i'm going to have to go with the former.

>>379567518
have you played tf2? all friendlies either give up and fight or rage quit after you kill them a couple times, it's very predictable.

>>379568429
Is that THE Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

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>>379568368
Ok, I suppose with TF2 the positive mental attitude would help. I'll just take my frustrations out on Sans the Skeleton and his insistence on congaing at the shittest times instead, then.

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Well OP Yu Yu Hakusho was the shit on Toonami so Yusuke is probably at least a bit of a bro, gamingdad1964 probably has a lot of experience playing games and the Ruski could also be a very good player if he isn't lagging out the ass. That's to say nothing of Pekka and billy who are complete wild cards here and could end up being normal players. Red is way too obvious a choice.

>>379566031
random and try to carry and even if i fail to i will at least have fun with an impossible challenge.

but if team ends up stacked then i would just try so dumb and wacky shit for my own amusement while still at least contributing to the team some what as to not entirely be a wasted slot.


Cause its kinda dumb to take playing with randoms to seriously

>>379566031
>gamingdad1964
Thats a bit sad

>>379568534
nah it's based

you just know he was playing quake in the 90s

>>379566031
xXx4554551/\/xXx plays the game every day because he knows if he takes a break for a few days he'll forget his username on login, so he's gotten extremely good at the game by now.
Sign me up for Red Team.

>>379568429
> RED has a shota lover
> BLU has a loli lover

ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT ONE OF THE TEAMS HAVE BOTH

>>379568534

Why exactly?

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>>379568429
Is there any reason not to join Blu team?

>>379568660
Do you even have imagination

>>379568663
they have a disgusting loli sniffer
red team has the funkasaurus

>>379568429
>RED has Doomx
>BLU has Greg

It's a hard choice

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>>379568429
>2011 + 6
>not joining red team to build brown bricks with Penis Inspector Gadget

>>379568429
>having to chose between bronies and furries
well, this is where I quit

>>379568429
rainbowDashX is most likely a scout using the pony playermodel mod
chicachicken is probably wearing that dumb all class chicken hat, most likely playing as pyro with a fem mod
DoomX must be hardcore DOOM player using soldier w/ original equipped
Funkasaurus is probably Engineer using the chair taunt getting free kills with sentry.
shota lover is probably another scout
BROWN BRICKS is probably a Spy
BillyBob is probably a Heavy, i mean come on, nigga's name is BOB
Lolicon sniffer is probably a shitposting Scout with an objector that has a picture of Etna with a saliva infested mouth.
Greg is probably a Bro engineer.
Slayer is that faggot who uses binds to spam music lyrics, also he's maybe a demoman.
pinkie pie is just another pyro with balloonicorns all over the fucking place.
doug dimmadome is most likely a spy.
spaghetti is probably Medic. food heals desu
furrikane may be a heavy.


hmmm...
if thats the case i'd say join BLU and become a Sniper.

>>379567418
This is a serious game changer. <3 Vixen Cock Lover <3 is ONLY going to pocket Vixen :3 so Red Team is essentially without a medic. Of course, it's about a 50/50 chance as to whether the Vixen duo can double-handedly destroy the enemy team regardless of what the rest of the team does.
ronhnk babywka on Red is definitely using an aimbot, though.

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>>379568429
>penis inspector gadget

>>379566031
Ohhh shit my nigga Yusuke in team red? Fuck blu then

>>379568429
shit im stumped.
red has a DOOM bro and blu has fucking doug dimmadome.

>>379567418
Pocket Yusuke as Medic and roll the pub easily with the other duo unless gregor can stop us.

>>379568023
>implying George Costanza isn't the biggest weeaboo on the server
Yusuke Urameshi only saw YuYu Hakusho on TV when he was a kid, and now circlejerks about old anime and how post-2000s anime is all shit. He's not a real weeaboo.

>join the team with less faggots
>get autobalanced
I think I'll just spectate with gregor

>>379568368
This. gamingdad1964 is getting into the game because his son is always playing it, now he's practicing while the son's at school. Thing is, he massively overdid it, and has spent 20 hours researching techniques and strategies on every map, despite this being his first game. As engi he'll have Red fort locked down like Fort Nox, and he'll only keep getting better as the match goes on as he gets more accustomed to the controls.

>>379568429
RED has Funkasaurus, how is this even a question?

>>379568534
It's definitely a joke nickname
Old people playing games don't use handles like those

>>379568429
Now Blu team is stacked. Everyone except Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Di... sucks ass at the game, meanwhile Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Di... is one of those extremely tryhard faggots who has spent hundreds of dollars on the game and thousands of hours. His name is a dumb meme because he's trying to be funny to his 300+ steam Friends List.
He's going to hard carry the entire game.

I go red to play with my countryman Pekka, perkele

>>379568429
>penis inspector gadget
go go my sides

Red:
>gamingdad1964
>billy

Blue:
>Billy Mays
>Aegis
>le meme man xd

>>379569860
I join Red Team to balance out the teams.

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>>379568429
FUNK
U
N
K

Furfags are disproportionately good at TF2. I join RED.

>>379566505
pekka is a character in clash of clans.. you're not safe from autism

>>379568429
these are all undoubtedly tf2 names wtf

>>379567198
didnt ya hear? Meet Your Match said goodbye to that bs

>>379570964
It didn't delete the server browser, you know.

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>>379566031
coming from someone who literally only plays Valve servers:
>jose
dead weight
>45541N
this one's hard to gauge - they're probably just trying to be ironic with their name and ultimately they're not that bad, only plays sniper
>Vixen and Vixen's Cock Lover
a solly/med combo, they're good but not /that/ good
>gamingdad
dead weight
>Yusuke Urameshi
will probably be AFK for 3/4 of the round, but when he does play is pretty good
>Pekka
right around average skill
>Johnny
also hard to gauge, he's probably alright at the game, only plays soldier
>Sans
skill level is somewhere between poor and mediocre
>billy
pub star, only plays scout
>Russian dude
dead weight due to ping being too high to leave spawn

>>379571059
You should play on community servers... vanilla ones with normalish map rotations are quite fun.

>>379571059
cont:
>Boogerpenis
high skill, only plays soldier
>Fluttershy
has an insanely expensive loadout and is pretty good
>pottis
will probably be AFK the entire round
>Billy Mays
average skill
>Aegis
high skill, will probably play any role the team needs including medic
>POOTIS
dead weight
>nightmare foxy
dead weight
>Costanza
somewhere between average to high skill
>rando
this one's a toss up, but my guess is a pub star
>polska
dead weight due to ping
>le meme man
a somewhat decent sniper main

>>379569112
>aimbot while playing heavy

non-issue

>>379571002
Thats true, but we have no idea of the context. OP, autobalance or none?

>>379566031
I never really check the list of usernames before joining a team, I generally just join whichever team has the least amount of people; if they're the same, I just pick blue because I prefer it visually.

Either way, in this case, red is superior to blue.
>Kid, probably sucks.
>Tryhard, probably at least fine at the game.
>Furfag, might be decent.
>Healslut, sucks but may at least help the furfag if they're decent.
>Dad, if he's bothering to play TF2 he's probably good.
>Weeb, probably at least decent.
>Nothing wrong here
>Nothing wrong here unless I'm missing a reference
>Standard fandom-based name, it's properly capitalized so they're at least not a little kid
>Simple name, might be a kid but is probably fine
>Probably lagging but fine
Blue's...
>Probably fine
>Useless horsefucker who's probably just walking around healing
>Probably a friendly heavy
>Probably fine
>Probably fine?
>Useless friendly
>Very little kid, useless
>Probably fine
>Probably more busy trading than actually playing
>Lagging too much to be useful
>Probably just a memer fucking around
It's a close call, but I'd pick red.

The opposite team will have gregor? I will lose.

Knowing that I will lose, the only thing to worry about is if I enjoy it. Is my favorite class available, or not oversaturated? Is it good on this specific map? I will go where I will enjoy myself the most, because loss is imminent, regardless.

>>379568429
>Rainbow_Dashx
Horsefuckers who are still into MLP are invariably shit at the game.
>ChicaChicken234
Probably some kid who thinks you need numbers in your name for steam, shit.
>Doomx
Probably fine, short and simple names are generally good.
>PacMan_:D
Might be annoying, but average at best, subpar at worst.
>QWERTY
Probably fine.
>Funkasaurus
Probably fine.
>Shota Lover
Sub-par, but there's one of these fags on both team so who cares.
>Penis Inspector Gadget
Probably fine.

>BillyBob
Probably fine.
>Lilicon Sniffer
Sucks.
>Greg
Fine.
>XxX_Slayer_XxX
Either ironic, or a genuine tryhard. Either way, probably just a sniper. Might be okay for what a sniper can provide.
>Pinkie Pie
Shit.
>Doug etc.
Memer, will probably just fuck around.
>Spaghetti
See above.
>Furrikane
Furry, probably as shit as the horsefuckers.

Red.

>>379568429
Red is the winner by far, but Doug Dimmadale Owner of the Dim... is a wildcard. If he and gregor work together, it should be an even game with me on RED.
If gregor is no factor, I'm going BLU to carry with ol' Doug.

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>>379572210
banned from overwatch is likely either a cheater or an overwatchfag who doesn't enjoy TF2, but Proud Gibus sounds promising.

If his username isn't just a fib, testing (nosound) is seriously crippled, but f2p trash could either be a good player who's smurfing or someone who THINKS they're smurfing, but suffers from a serious case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Overall, I think I'd go RED.

>>379572210
RED by a country mile.
Barak would need top team up with Gregor.
The trade fag makes it look uneven, but there's such a higher quality of players on RED.

>>379572210
RED:
>sherrif's sentry will probably go down quickly
>catlover will get you healed, but won't be efficient
>Mac sounds like they will get a lot of stabs
>good chance Banned is an aimbot
>If they're self-aware enough for irony they'll be a basically competent pyro
>>>>trade.tf
>poo poo pee pee will be the same as gibus
>calamity will be a mid-tier scout
>vash also
>faggot I can't see as anything but an actually good demo trying to get a rise out of people
>gg ez will probably be awful
8/11
then:
>not gay sounds bad
>ayy lmao sounds bad
>asuka sounds like they use reserve shitter
>Kek will be worse than Faggot, because new /v/ memes generally have worse players
>"f2p trash" sounds like one of STAR_'s alt names
>Jimbo will be good
>couldn't trust testing as far as i could throw him
>Madness will probably be slightly worse than Calamity due to the complexity of the word
>*braaaap* will be a horrible player, same rule as Lord Kek: people with new memes as names are generally terrible
>horus has a short, concise name in lower case, so they'll either be the best Pyro ever or totally trash
>naruto will be bad
6/11

RED is the better looking team

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Autobalance.

Come at me, faggots, I'll carry all your asses.

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>>379566031
>Which team do you join?
The one packed with furries. They are usually skilled players and total bros.

>>379572210
RED

>>379566031
I join Pekka's team.
If anybody can beat a Russian, it's a Finn.

>>379572210
the team with the better Medic. Medic is the most OP class in TF2 by far and a Medic decides the game

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>Gragor joins opposite team
>B4nny joins your team
>MFW

This game died when it became f2p. That being said, red.

>>379572743
>"f2p trash" sounds like one of STAR_'s alt names
Actually I took it from Uncle Dane
https://youtu.be/UeBYVchmwbY?t=7m18s

>>379566031
>will join whichever team you don't.
then it doesn't matter because the game is obviously rigged, you just don't win against gregor

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>>379566031
Red got Urameshi so yeah.

Besides, defending is always more fun than attacking. Attacking feels like you're a moth into a flame.

>>379573925
>This game died when it became f2p
how so
"died" means nobody is playing it, and the playercount shot up when the game became f2p
something isn't dead just because you don't like it

Isnt greg you?

>>379566031
Blue looks like it has a lot of underaged 3p1k maymay specialists

I'm taking my chances with Red's weaboos

>>379566031
Blue. Red has weeaboos, and they're always bottom of the board. People sometimes also use MLP names just to piss people off when they dominate, so there's potential for skill. Blue likely has garbage VoIP though.

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>>379574837
>m-mlp is just ironic guyss

Spotted the horsefucker

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Have at it, faggots.

One player on each team is cheating. You will be able to convince both teams to votekick them, but only after one round is already over in a steamroll.

I'd pick red and ERP with the fags.

>>379566031
i exit and wonder how i got tricked into launching such a shit game

>>379575203
I said sometimes. It's a gamble really. Though at the end of the day, one horsefucker is still less cancerous than two weeaboos.

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>>379566031
>pekka

>>379575242
Red team for BFG, Curly, dadrock, deuces, and kenya > BRICKS, THICC, Paedo, KEK, and the weeb
The cheater is "I am superior to you"

>>379570454
pekka is a common finnish name

red

>>379575242
RED
>third worlder that probably spends all his time on the game because it's f2p
>usual TF2 faggot, skills unknown
>edgy 30something that's still butthurt about Bionicle, might be good
>doomfag, probably good
>every Kenyan playing TF2 at once, has to be good through sheer attrition
>probably cool guy
>probably cool guy
>probably obnoxious overly ironic guy, might be ok at the game
>based dadrocker
>dead weight
vs BLU
>skills unknown
>dummy that thinks he's unbannable
>memester, probably ok at the game
>spicy memester, either shit or kind of ok
>literal who
>faggot, will likely remain at bottom of scoreboard
>probably cool guy
>ironic turbofaggot, might be shit
>weeb, either absolute shit or has played for so long that they're a step below Gregor, most likely the former
>skills unknown
>probably only likes sticc """thicc,""" small chance of being cool guy
RED remains the best

>>379566031
George and Yusuke go head to head, who's winning this shit?

>>379576513
anyone calling themselves "hoovy" is, without question, terrible at the game, and generally about 10-15 in age.

>>379576680
Don't mind me, I'm stuck about 7 years in the past or so

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>>379566031
Red for Yusuke. Us Togashibros gotta stick together

>>379568429
>horsefuckers on both team
Gotta go with Billybob. How the fuck these retards still leech on this shitty cartoon for this long?

>>379572210
Red for Trigun

>>379575242
I'm sure an entire state of kenya can hold on its own

The map you're on is dustbowl

>>379577056
>one sniper one spy each
where are you finding this server

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>>379576513
>literal who
YO THAT THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S HELD TOGETHA WITH DUCT TAPE
The better question is who would name themselves after such a despicable waste of human life.

>>379577056
>The map you're on is dustbowl
That was supposed to be cp_well
unless you mean in your scenario in which case i'm a retard

>>379577056
>All those engineers on BLU
BLU is just gonna try to hold forever. Better to go on RED and fuck over those engineers because at least that way the round has a chance of ending.

>>379567150
>siding with a man who couldn't beat a fat manlet that had no arms
Rando is a lover not a fighter

>>379578223
I go to a different server because I don't want a bunch of laggy idiots who are too stupid to configured the ping limit on the matchmaker

>>379577594
Depends on the mode.

>>379566031
Gonna join the red hot spic&slav banter team.

>>379566031
Spectating eternally.

>>379566031
>Keep in mind that Gregor is spectating and will join whichever team you don't.
the only winning move is not to play

>all these people choosing teams to win
>not going in random teams and carrying from there
Casuals

>>379580926
>>>>>>>>>carrying
>>>>>>>>>against gregor

>>379566031
Red, and then relentlessly hunt the friendly.

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>>379566031
Red team.

>Jose
Probably mediocre, but not deadweight

>xxx whatever
Either garbage or great, no inbetween

>vixen and vixen rp partner fag
Furries are weirdly good at tf2. Plus they're probably communicating.

>gamingdad
based

>yusuke
at least he's not 10

>pekka
short names tend to be at least okay

>sans
trash

>johnny/billy
top tier and will probably carry your ass

>cyka blyat
probably hacking

Blue team

>mostly shitty memes and clanfags

Also
>no sister fister

one job op

>>379568010
>not typing quit in console

>>379566031
Uncapitalized given names and Simpsons references have the highest chance of blowing everyone out of the water, so Red. Plus, defense is more fun than offense.

>>379567735
>forgetting about lag compensation
>forgetting that the Russian will play comfortably while making it impossible for the others

>>379567418
Vixen cock lover is going to be up vixens ass the entire time, Vixen probably has a conch and black box. If i want to win, Join them. Billy the demoman is probably like a proto-gregor, And pekka is either 50% chance of being an aimbot or else reached the maximum possible skill ceiling for sniper
But for satisfaction of fucking up some faggots, Joining blue and taking out the furrys since they're most likely shit and easily salted roleplayers

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which team?

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>>379572210
"Naruto Uchiha" triggered me more than it should have

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>>379566031
why is the blue under BLU one pixel too short

Aegis the guy who plays on the best NA HL team?

>>379568429
>Name too long to fit on the scoreboard
>Lolis
>Greg
Blu is the obvious choice

>>379567418
billy would play heavy

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>join RED
>make it my mission to kill the friendly fag in BLU all the time

>>379566031

RED.

I just like the color more.

The side without the degenerate ponyfucker

>>379581851
At least die trying.

>>379566031
Red is okay

Meanwhile blue has ponyfags, memes and billy mays

>>379566031
The one without the friendly heavy and memelords who probably spend more time messing with cosmetics than playing.

>>379566031
RED
Pekka/billy seems calm/good players. gamingdad1964 could've played doom/quake/cs1.6 back in the days so he might me decent teammate/player as well.