>It's a "woman joins the guild and the guild immediately

>>379547297
>enters a random guild
>people in it seem to be pretty cool
>that one girl is one of the strongest players
>"alright cool, she seems pretty chill"
>months pass by
>said girl quits the game because she's bored and goes play another MMO
>me and guildmates continue playing regularly as a group
>suddenly, we become the strongest players in the guild surpassing said girl by a large margin
>suddenly, girl comes back into the game
>she expects a huge welcome back celebration from the guild
>no one really cares she's back
>starts saying we're a bunch of elitists now that we out-leveled
>starts talking shit behind our back to other guilds because we're "not like we used to be"

Why are girls such attention whores?

>start guild with friends
>officer cadre is 50/50 male female split
>new people join and guild gets big, we're doing great
>suddenly we get new people who join and freak out upon hearing a woman on teamspeak
>immediately start white knighting and trying to suck up to the women despite all of the female officers being in relationships and two being lesbians

Why are beta males such a plague?

File: 1476104617732.jpg (32KB, 308x326px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 308x326px

>>379547297
>it's a guild leader invites his internet "gf" to the guild then accidentally spills his erp into chat revealing everyone as closeted degenerates episode

>Banter with friends all the time in guild.
>Girl joins.
>Banter with girl.
>Takes it personally and tries to make her banters personal.
>Everyone whiteknights her because they're pathetic virgins and tries to hit me at my ego too.
>Can't even do anything about it and it's past the point of no return so I just leave forever.

>all the girls in your guild are already taken

File: 1477321714167.jpg (15KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 480x480px

>that guy who's voice goes up an octave in the presence of a female

>>379547297
>it's an angsty passive aggressive virgin episode
>"I n-never needed a girlfriend a-anyways..!"

File: 1487981816286.png (99KB, 229x228px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 229x228px

>playing mmo and games with social bullshit.

>Gay couple who are healers join the guild and think they're the hottest shit ever despite them sucking ass
>Play disc priest and do better than both of them by myself.
Fuck you Cory and Jeremiah, you guys are shit.

>>379548420
Fuck, me

>>379547297
>guild leader's wife is in the guild
>wife gets no particular special treatment, and both are very good players
>guild literally never has any drama

Too bad it was on one of the emptiest servers, but maybe that's why it was so pleasant.

File: 1494978021620.jpg (25KB, 461x400px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 461x400px

>It's a girl and a gay dude fight eachother about who's more pathetic episode, one typically calling the other prison gay and the other calling one an attention whore.

The quality of these are solely dependent on how balanced the whiteknights are between the two.

File: shit looks ridiculous.jpg (12KB, 300x395px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 300x395px

Every time I joined a clan or guild or even just a server with a consistent playerbase, it'd go to shit. It'd become riddled with paranoia, to a degree usually reserved for schizophrenics. People would accuse eachother of crimes, and insist that the FBI and CIA and Interpol are going after eachother.

All over nothing even approaching illegal; usually just differences in taste.

I'm not a woman, either.

I don't know what it is, but I feel like I'm not allowed to have nice communities. I hate online gaming for that. Every time it seems like I've found somewhere to be happy, everyone there goes completely insane. Even /r9k/ and /pol/ seem passé and almost normal to me, because i've seen worse before.

>>379547297
women dont belong in mmos or playing vidya at all and i'm sick of hearing shit like this those fucking whores just care about drama and sucking black cock women need to go back to the way they had been this sjw left wing bullshit needs to go away asap

>>379548892
>Every time I joined a clan or guild or even just a server with a consistent playerbase, it'd go to shit
Well clearly you're the problem time to stop denying it and just accept you don't get to be happy.

File: sharksailors.png (230KB, 800x766px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 800x766px

>>379549497
y'know, i joined the military, and they trust me with rifles, and i have problems with hurting people

I just want things to be nice for a goddamn change.

>>379548757
>gay men and women xatfighting
Fucking hilarious.

>>379547297
Then don't watch it you stupid fuck how is this even relevant

File: 24124123131.jpg (59KB, 329x375px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 329x375px

>mfw no one cares about the guild women because they're all ugly and bitchy

Your cuntiness won't get in the way of our raids, succubi

>>379550370
But what if I'm gorgeous and sweet

File: 1496110938065.jpg (147KB, 376x468px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 376x468px

>tfw no sister to fuck

>>379548335
>this happens
>jokingly hit on him a few times
>he starts making serious passes at me
>have existential crisis and take a break from the game
>realise I'm not gay and just starved for affection from someone cute
>come back and the guild is disbanded because the leader threw a fit over him his bf hitting on other dudes

This has happened more times than I'd like to admit.

>>379550585
i had sexual relationship with my 2 first cousins

AMA

>join a guild
>everyone gets along
>new wave of people join
>form cliques and segregate the newer players before they can isolate us

EAT OR BE EATEN

File: 3242342323.jpg (114KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 1280x720px

>Blaming others because you're too shit and actively weigh the guild down

>tfw a 40 years old mother with a 16 years old son is flirting with you in party chat while grinding for materials together
>when you're only 19

>Not leading your own guild so you can put your foot down on the autists

>>379547297
>it's a "woman joins the guild and nothing happens because no thirsty niggas and she isn't an attention whore" episode
Her voice wasn't attractive, I guarantee that's the only reason things stayed as such.

File: 1495832549773.png (457KB, 928x1026px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 928x1026px

I don't even have a mic. I don't see the appeal of gaming socially with strangers

>>379550856
/thread

>Its a "strict mother is a guild officer and the guild is really chill" episode

Best tank in WoW I ever met was a woman and to make it so that absolutely no one will believe my true story she played a male troll. It was like seeing a unicorn in the forest.

>>379548892
Maybe if you stopped bringing up loli in the guild chat that would stop happening.

>>379550902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93LhP1CgQ6w

>>379548757
I wouldn't want to get into an argument with a gay dude, I feel like he'd tear me to shreds. Gays are hilarious though. Was he one of those "Yasss Queen!" types?

>>379550902
Was she hot?

>join guild with TS
>ts is many good times
>Guild leader is super strict about "poaching"
> one of prominent members in the guild gets banned because he invited some cucks to a discord server
>Everything falls apart

>>379551839
I don't know. She lives in Texas, I live in Québec. I felt it would have been too awkward if I did anything because I always have a hard time telling jokes from reality.

>>379550720
cousins are gross. your own sister is a special bond.

>>379552204
>texas
Nah, you didged a bullet, literally and figuratively.

>>379552204
she wanted you to stick your dick in poutine so she could lick it all off

>that guy who narrates everything he's doing in his game when everyone else is in another game
>that guy who tried to combine both of his groups together without asking and no one cares for one another
>that guy who shuts people down for saying an occasional joke (shit like "wow that was really unfunny")
>this guy is one person who will never leave because he plays the games we play and we need more "friends" to tag along so no one wants to get rid of him

>have a balanced group where men and women are reasonable people
>have fun
rly activates my almonds

>>379551707
No, he was just a regular guy who loved men, masculinity, cock and male attention but hated attention whores like a hypocrite. It was still hilarious though.

>>379547297
>not playing eve online, which has no girls in it

>it's a "little sister making an account in the game you play just to keep you healed" episode
c:

File: 1494524036416.png (125KB, 317x341px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 317x341px

>>379551075
Probably because you're autistic.
Gee that was hard

>>379547297
Ew why post that abortion?

File: Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata S2 - 00.mp4_snapshot_04.20_[2017.04.06_15.58.01].jpg (69KB, 1092x612px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1092x612px

That is why I told my sister NEVER EVER to reveal that she's a girl on WoW when we were playing. She joined the guild we had from that private server that constantly wipes (forgot the name).

One of my old raid leaders was a Scottish woman, who had a slightly volatile temper. Whenever the raid fucked up she would shout at us and go REALLY Scottish to the point where none of the continental Europeans could understand her. I would sit and egg her on in officer chat. Good times. Pretty sure she made a French guy cry at one point.

File: 1470912400685.gif (3MB, 300x264px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 300x264px

>join a guild
>it's 50/50 man/woman
>nothing happens because we're not faggot kids
some things become better when you're old

>>379553661
>You will never know what it feels like to be berrated by a femscott

feelsbadman

>>379553479
I'm a sperg. I'll tell you spergians do want to talk and have fun with everyone else. It's just difficult to because humans are unpredictable. That's why autists like robots and machines.

File: 1491607288424.jpg (28KB, 600x629px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x629px

>can't befriend women in video games anymore because autistic fucks have ruined it

You just had to go and make them all paranoid, didn't you?
You just had to ree your little heads off every time a girl gets on mic
Every time a girl joins a group you have to go "REEEE NO KICK HER OUT SHE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING, IT'S TOTALLY NOT ME RUINING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW"

And now look at where we are

File: 1384091104564.jpg (20KB, 334x393px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 334x393px

>>379548420
>that guy who blatantly lowers his voice in the presence of a female

File: 799.png (491KB, 699x520px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 699x520px

>>379548757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8

File: 24640759.jpg (96KB, 628x451px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 628x451px

>adopted by guild of female harpies as their "gay friend" accesory
>all they want to talk about is how many cocks I've had and passively aggresively treat me like a whipping boy for the perceived sins of my straight brethren

I'd leave but I just want that sweet progression

File: 1349741709800.jpg (3KB, 126x123px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 126x123px

>>379553741
>le reddit bong rip man
>not kids

>>379554149
Explain further

File: lelf.jpg (38KB, 600x557px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 600x557px

>>379547297

>be guild leader
>gril joins guild
>whatever I don't care
>guildmates decide to meet up IRL
>decided not to go because I hate my life and I hate myself
>girl goes along
>hold hands with some of them
>a number of them fall for her
>they all get depressed over it
>guild deputies insist I kick her out
>veto to keep her because she didn't do anything wrong, the idiots were stupid
>befriend her and tell her everything's okay
>mfw she falls for me instead

File: waa.png (104KB, 949x785px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 949x785px

>>379553237
I just checked 3 for 3 on this dude in one of my guilds
Fuck that Slavic cunt

File: bitfwaluction_5152.jpg (27KB, 329x321px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 329x321px

>>379547297
>It's actually just a guy playing a female character and everyone showers him in gold and gear.

>>379554294
i love everything about this pic

File: 1496872400601.jpg (41KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 657x527px

>It's a "make fun of your guildmates for sperging over a girl but secretly you're just as desperate as they are" episode

File: 1468036657853.png (95KB, 594x474px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 594x474px

>>379554489
>make fun of your guildmates for sperging over a girl
>insult them while she's around to look cool
>now she thinks you're the only one who's not interested
>and therefore, in women logic, you're the most attractive

that's how I wish it worked, anyway

File: 1496976591150.jpg (156KB, 1092x612px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1092x612px

>>379553639
It was bothering me.

>>379554586
Well that or just be the quiet yet most competent player to the point where you're either prized or ignored outright while you farm for an objective you want to finish.

File: frodo.jpg (43KB, 600x599px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x599px

>tell some thirsty dudes in a guild to stop blatantly kissing the ass of the girl in the guild since they're getting really fucking annoying with their high pitched voices and shit
>girl sends me a pic of her tummy on Snapchat hours later
What the fuck, I don't fucking want you either

File: panic.gif (2MB, 450x250px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 450x250px

>>379554489
>>379554586
>girl thinks you're cool
>PMs you

>>379554380
Mate of mine did that. He played a nelf female and was always upfront about the fact he was a guy. People thought he was just pretending to be a guy because he didn't want to be treated differently. Then they showered him with free stuff.

People are strange.

>>379554936
You showed no interest in her when everyone else was. That turns women the fuck on.

>>379554970
Now that's gold.

File: 1492368569505.jpg (31KB, 380x377px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 380x377px

>>379554942
>girl thinks you're good at the game and wants to party up

>>379547297
implying anything is going well in your life if you play mmos

File: ffxiv_06012017_223116.jpg (303KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1280x720px

>>379547297
>start playing FF14
>join a FC because I'm lonely
>mentor invites me
>enter his discord
>everyone is cool, talks to me, helps me out, we all play together
>girl is there, she introduces herself, been here for a while, she's cool too, in a relationship with one of the guys in the discord, everyone's fine about it
>no drama
>another girl joins, quiet, doesn't really talk, has no effect on the FC at all because of this
>have fun with these new friends

Comfy af desu

>>379550524
post pics you fucking semen demon

>>379553063
fellow texan here
i loved every laugh

File: 1446528892026.gif (2MB, 250x158px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 250x158px

>>379551707
>somehow wind up with gay friend last year
>guy is fucking top notch at banter
>girls like him since he's attractive but also a 'token gay friend'
>can talk shit to shallow girls that see him as only a token gay guy and they don't care since 'haha gay friend'
>straight up calls a girl we both hate a slut and a bitch to her face not joking
>she laughs and hugs him
>he's looking at me with a big shit-eating grin

>play a game at a diamond level
>have woman and pro on my team
>woman just sucks this guy's duck the whole game and keeps talking over the mic
>try and be silent and focused to pick up the slack
>I have 14 kills and another teammate has 10
>we lose in OT
>woman only got 1 kill in 8 rounds

>woman in guild about mid 30s?
>she leaves after some time and then later on talking about her with guildies on vent
>apparently she was hitting on all the guys in the guild except me

I didn't know whether to feel happy that she didn't or left out that she didn't.

My guild is all girls and fags though. Straight men run away so we never have girl drama

>>379553741
Yet another reminder that /v/ is literally a reddit colony.

>>379556342
i've had a lot of gay friends throughout the years. they know im not gay like at all so they don't hit on me or anything but we get in some great fucking banter with people at bars. they're savages.

File: PANIC.gif (811KB, 500x268px) Image search: [Google]

811KB, 500x268px

>>379554942
CLOSE HATCHES ALL HANDS BRACE FOR CRASH DIVE GOGOGOGO

>>379554228
get ur hand out of ur pants

>>379556794
>being old is reddit
?

It is a" low energy loser blames some slut for shitty a leadership problem" episode

>>379557084
t.slut.

>>379557036
The way it was said and the gif used was reddit.

>>379548720
And she even tanked

>>379554249
just like in my animes

File: a magician looks upon the world with sorrow.png (180KB, 256x299px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 256x299px

>>379554586
Can confirm. I didn't insult her though.
>Girl joins the guild
>She always uses suggestive or flirty language
>Guys in the guild start turning beta for her
>I ignore it, I also roleplayed this larger-than-life character at the time
>My roleplaying immediately caught her attention
>I become her favourite member despite never falling for her wiles and never speaking to her like a normal human being
>She's later kicked and it causes a lot of drama

Women are strange.

>>379547297
Kirino is a shitty forced winner.

>join a friends guild in shitty survival game
>leader is his gf
>I don't like his gf, she doesn't like me
>guy in an ally guild is a huge fucking asshole
>attack the guy and get kicked out of the guild
>create new account, befriend ally guild's leader who is also a girl
>turns out she's dating the asshole
>their relationship is going to shit
>constantly opens up to me about their problems
>eventually they break up
>she leaves the game because it reminds her of him
>become guild leader
>destroy another ally guild because the leader was an asshole too
>destroy friend's guild because fuck him for being a cuck
>chick is now alone and invites me over to her country
>spend a week fucking her
>she tells me she still loves the dude and is going back to him

I'm out like 800€ but it was definitely worth it.

>>379554249
Nice.

File: kirino_and_kyousuke.png (454KB, 652x332px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 652x332px

>>379557979
>my little sister cant be this cute
>they were telling you all the time who was going to bone kyosuke
>still expected someone else would instead

Are you a masochist?

>>379547297
>join a guild
>get the gear I want from a raid
>leave abruptly and find a new guild

Easiest way to avoid commitment and drama

>>379553425
I wish I had an imouto

File: 1496295530764.gif (1015KB, 500x470px) Image search: [Google]

1015KB, 500x470px

>>379554767

>>379552525
>t. someone who has never had a sister

>>379557192
Nope. Just someone who has been in many guilds and I know when shitty like that happens it is due to a lack of maturity and/or leadership skills.

>>379559036
Slut nigga.

>>379559218
Indeed random insults.

File: images.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 225x225px

>its an "OP is a sexist and doesn't get laid" episode

>joining a guild

>>379559739
Fuck basket airframe sucker, go climb a wall of dick cacti.

>make a guild just for yourself and your alts
>it's fun
>there's nothing else to say about it, that's all there is

>>379547297
>Make female character
>get spammed with party and guild invites 24/7.

I've had enough experiences to not join any party or guild.

Seriously, no one needs a guild to finish an mmo, except for raids and all that shit.

File: 1496570628446.jpg (1018KB, 1500x1970px) Image search: [Google]

1018KB, 1500x1970px

>>379559909
>it's a mangina/cow claims women are men episode

>>379560316
Indeed.

>join a guild with some girls
>everyone is nice and helpful
>eventually people start getting bored and stop playing
never get attached to anything kid, all happiness is fleeting.

File: 1447315599139.jpg (222KB, 1434x1464px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1434x1464px

>>379560441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHTr2Z82Ao

>>379554767
It was subbed early.

>>379560553
I don't get these people. They go online wherever and sit on their own wanting to be alone.

Glad that little shit got teased the shit out of him.

File: 1450034936517.jpg (8KB, 265x200px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 265x200px

>joined an awesome guild
>we were all friends and it was really turning into a community
>guild leader is a tranny
>girl joins the guild and she becomes one of the main people in the guild we all play games other than wow together
>tranny gets jealous and throws a fit and removes her from guild without any reason
>we ask the tranny why and the bitch kicks all of us
mfw i see a tranny in wow ever from now on

File: 1431223870787.png (209KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 512x384px

>That Guy joins
>first day
>im emotionally abused
>i want to die
>i hate myself
>i am le trash
>im not good at anything xd
>e v e r y d a y
God just shut the fuck up.

File: 1486216829029.jpg (100KB, 638x636px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 638x636px

>>379561297
>at first try to help him and give him advice
>encourage him to seek professional help
>doesn't listen and keeps bitching nonstop
>get sick of it and start bullying him hardcore
>says he's gonna kill himself and doesn't log on since
>find out he made a new character and is still playing
FUCK YOU DUDE I THOUGHT I HAD BLOOD ON MY HANDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>379548050
>"not like we used to be"
Men do this all the time in games. Oh it's not like it used to be... blah blah blah.

>He doesn't have a harem guild with the only male being the guild leader
Loving every laugh.

File: 1470352793469.png (56KB, 364x271px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 364x271px

>>379561509
Guilty. And i'm not sorry.

File: 1470293134102.gif (4MB, 700x298px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 700x298px

>those guys who act confident and excited in games, but are absolute social spergs IRL

>>379548894
Are you asshurt?

>>379561948
>tfw I can't even act like I'm confident in-game
>im pretty much the fucking same irl and in-game

I just can't win.

>>379561948
>tfw scream at teammates and tell them what to do
>don't actually have the balls to type it or say it in voice chat

File: zym127n1acmy.jpg (86KB, 755x593px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 755x593px

>>379561948
>Talk confident in chat
>do it IRL also
>I just come off as an asshole most of the time by accident

>>379554489
I don't. I don't really care about girls anymore, and sadly I'm not gay so I just treat everyone the same. Girls of course are so stupid they think I'm trying to hit on them when just trying to talk small

File: 1465780584227.png (129KB, 293x315px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 293x315px

>join pvp guild
>everyone is pretty welcoming
>get into the pvp
>leader starts screaming at everyone and gets really angry every fight
>awkward silences all night

File: 1426031045695.jpg (117KB, 536x523px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 536x523px

>It's an "idiot still plays MMOs" episode

File: 1490470016218.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>Awesome but small guild
>The guildleader is rarely on, other clique has taken over guild duties
>I am recruited by this clique
>Bunch of awkward weebs that just talk in weeb memes all day (e.g. "x a cute")
>Still, they are good at game and hit the perfect balance of not trying too hard but also not sucking
>Leader returns from his sabbatical with his GF
>She is a huge SJW and constantly goes on rants about how anime is misogynistic, transphobic, racist, yadda yadda
>Literally threatens to kick people for making "inappropriate" jokes (read: even SFW internet jokes are considered bullying)
>Guild breaks apart because of crazy GF, half of the clique of anime weebs move on to another game and half of them stay behind
>Nothing is the same again

>>379555781
>Discord
>comfy
>af

You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>379548720
Was in a guild on a med-pop server that was awesome through Cataclysm and late WotLK. Membership and activity pittered out around MoP but the guild was run by a cool woman and had many girls in it that weren't at all needy or anything. Good players too. I can think of 1 instance of a girl crying to another woman on guild chat about her boyfriend. I recognize some of them sometimes and they me so it's a nice catch up moment. Sucks the guild pittered out.

>>379547297
>it's a "the guild's only girl was actually a dude" episode

>>379553661
RAID WIPIN'

File: 1456912780908.jpg (46KB, 413x427px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 413x427px

>>379560441
>im just gonna make this guild for some extra storage
>end up staying in it by myself 90% of the time

>>379560441
Literally me.

>>379562986
>by accident
Maybe you're actually an asshole?

File: 1447097608704.png (3KB, 411x354px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 411x354px

>>379565195
Yeah probably

>>379547297
>be 15 playing iro
>start to use guild leader's vent for bg and et
>vent is shared between him and his 45 year old sister
>she never gets on though
>flash forward a year or so
>On one day happily shittalking with bros, doing ice pick quest
>his sister gets on
>yells at us for cirsing
>we jokingly tell her to calm down
>says she pays for the channel and can have us banned
>ask guild leader to tell her to chill, but he takes her side
>leave guild
>join rival guild
>wreck old guild's shit in WoE
>this is how i discovered raidcall

>>379558530
As much as I hate her, you have a point here.

File: 1490718266342.png (69KB, 284x461px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 284x461px

>using voice chat
How does if feel like being such a normalfag?

File: 1496469294348.jpg (418KB, 1291x720px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1291x720px

>Be 16
>Play runescape and be part of a small yet comfy as fuck group/clan
>Got invited to the god wars or whatever was it called despite being kind of underleved
>One of the leaders is girl
>she even helped me when i got scammed and passed the word to the other players
>make every money that i lost back

She was too good for me.

>>379548647
Horde on Tichondrius?
I might know these individuals

>>379554149
>females
>competent at progression

pick one

Sometimes I wonder if beta orbiters and catfighting stacies are both problems.

>>379560459
>haha look at these stupid kids playing with other people in an MMO, what a bunch of faggots

>>379548335
Meh, only time that'd matter is if you were self-conscious (i.e. faggy) about it. "Yeah I masturbate to weird shit, and you don't? Let's get some boss kills."

>>379548335
>erping with anyone you know
shamchat is a blessing, too bad 95% of people on there are retarded.

>>379551707
i hate those fuckers, gays who are flamboyant are also fucking degenerates and are usually manipulative weirdos
i know a few of these people and i despise them. they're all either pathological liars, or they're into really weird fetish shit that they never stop fucking talking about.

>>379550649
Huh, that's a thing?
I thought gays were promiscuous, and viewed monogamy as being society oppressively forcing its norms on them.
As in, if you don't flirt with and fuck tons of other people, you're being some kind of gay uncle tom.

>>379550524
having gender dysphoria doesn't make you a girl, faggot, go get help.

File: 0913621850.jpg (62KB, 491x459px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 491x459px

>18 years old
>Spend all day playing shit on Xbox Live
>Join group and befriend a girl online
>We always play together
>Lives in my region, all our time together is in-game
>She goes to the same college as me and now we live closer together
>Spend all day playing together on couch
>First girl to ever give me attention, consider her my girlfriend
>Too awkward and autistic to make any moves though, so I don't tell her how I feel
>Months go by of us gaming all day together, I am in complete bliss
>Too beta to tell her how I really feel
>Friends and family think she is my girlfriend
>One night "anon, can you give me a ride to my friend's house"
>She's hanging out with some dude
>Quickly becomes her boyfriend
>She still doesn't have a car
>Now I drive her to spend the night at her boyfriend's house after our gaming sessions
>Cuck myself for months and I'm still too beta to tell her how I feel
>Finally someone talks me into telling her my true feeling
>Completely sperg out and just tell her how I feel out of nowhere
>She is completely blindsided and was not expecting it
>Complete ruin our friendship because I am an idiot
>Friend who talked me into it "anon you never said she had a boyfriend wtf?"
I literally haven't turned on my 360 in years because the same of that incident is too great.

>>379556691

Dude, when guys talk about a whore hitting on them, you better say you got hit on too. It's simple math really.

>>379567676
THEY ARE

>>379550524
tfw no gorgeous and sweet gf with a gorgeous and sweet vagina

>>379567885
>gays who are flamboyant are also fucking degenerates and are usually manipulative weirdos

Also not faithful. Real life experience speaks for that

>>379547297
Your fault for watching a guild filled with thirsty retards.

File: 1496959709936.jpg (46KB, 692x812px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 692x812px

>it's a "you have the top dps as a tank episode"
STOP

File: 1465160980909.jpg (29KB, 430x350px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 430x350px

>>379568043
that hurt to read. Not just drinking so you cant drive her to chad shouldve been plan A though.

>>379567761
It was worse than that, he invited his "gf" then started constantly doing cutesy shit in chat with her, eventually he spilled his erp and everyone suddenly came out of the closet as either a degenerate or erper and suddenly it was just an okay conversation in guild chat and started coming up regularly where before it had been family friendly

File: Luigi's Alt-Right shitposting has triggered Mario so hard that he is unable to react and cry oppression, and instead is forced to remain completely still and suffer through hours of obvious right wing bait.jpg (25KB, 500x412px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x412px

>>379547297
>It's a "bitchy female officer tells guildies to stop making slightly offensive jokes so they quit the guild and she spends the entire day moping why people leave the guild" episode

File: 1491707156776.jpg (134KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 1024x1024px

>>379568365
>it's a "streamer gets a girlfriend and it's just awkward when she's around because they have no chemistry" episode

An episode of what?

>>379568487
i can't help but feel bad for people that don't know what they're doing wrong
but then they don't fix it and i just get tired and leave them

>>379568570
/v/tv

File: 1495505432464.jpg (89KB, 829x776px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 829x776px

>>379559909
>it's a "roastie doesn't have arguments and makes everything about sex" episode
my favourite kind

>>379561734
And you know why it's not like it used to be? Because of fucking women.

File: 1495165151270.png (67KB, 296x426px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 296x426px

>>379556691
>woman in her late 40s joins the guild
>she's pretty bad, but the guild leader keeps her around because she's nice
>one day her boyfriend asks to play
>she lets him
>he's somehow even worse
>dies instantly on the first 2 pulls
>rages, tells us it's our fault
>guild leader kicks her character out of the guild
2 birds one stone baby

File: 1444858558700.jpg (43KB, 468x558px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 468x558px

>Ignore the older sounding females
>Treat the younger sounding females like absolute shit
>Both eat out of your hand

The older ladies (25+) are pretty much always in relationships and pretty shitty at the game. They just want to play and not be hit on.

Any girl under 25 likely has self esteem issues and desperately craves attention - typically negative because secretly they know they're an outcast compared to the average female.

>>379568953
No, retard. All women are attention whores.

File: 1496673271341.jpg (61KB, 480x542px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 480x542px

>>379568953
>tfw half the women in your guild are milfs

>>379568043
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*gasps for breath*

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

How do I join a guild?

File: 1495070415299.png (180KB, 565x600px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 565x600px

>>379548892
Meepsheeps law, son.

It's just ... chaos theory in action, honestly.

>>379548892
path of exile has a good community

File: 1486551656137.jpg (33KB, 322x310px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 322x310px

>>379570032

>>379570131
What? Fuck off smug anime avatar fag

File: 1452938337450.png (137KB, 623x527px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 623x527px

>Girl joins guild and manages to not be a piece of shit.
>One of the guys gradually gets stalker-y and eventually travels across the country to try and meet with her without saying anything.

>>379570278
You were that guy, weren't you..

>when your guild has women in it but everyone still gets along

File: CnxJyTPWcAIo7fv.jpg (83KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1200x675px

>join a guild
>everyone plays girl characters but I've been playing MMOs long enough to know the truth
>everyone acts so cutesy and nice that I start thinking they're actually girls
>ask me to get on discord
>every one of them is a deep voiced adult man

>join voice chat in overmeme
>"hey boys!"
>leave voice chat

File: 1494120941558.png (97KB, 556x257px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 556x257px

>Get invited to guild randomly
>Everyone is friendly and laid back
>Help me level my character and run me through difficult bosses since I'm basically new to the game
>Constant bants in chat
>Get really burned out on the game and end up taking a break for a while
>Come back
>Like one guild mate online, nobody talking
>It's like this every time I log on after that

>>379570992
If they identify as girls, then they are girls.

>join guild
>token loud mouth gay guy that everyone cherishes
>leave
Wow I honestly do think I hate gays. Or at least I hate that type i'm talking about.

>>379571139
This.
I should be allowed to go into the women's bathroom any time I want to look under the stalls.

>>379569009
>He doesn't know the joys of having a sweet, adorable guildmom
You poor, naive, underprivileged faggot.

>>379571218
Only if you look like a girl.

>>379571218
>I should be allowed to go into the women's bathroom any time I want to look under the stalls.
No you shouldn't.

>>379568043
>3DPD
You deserved it, retard.