https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKC qJ8llKuA NINTENDO WON

Can't wait to find out how disabled access is gonna work out in this one.

>>379490890
Trampolines. Lots of trampolines.

>>379490808
>it's all Mario
dropped

Only reason I would ever go to USJ is for all the Shin Godzilla shit they have there. This is embarrassing.

>>379491124
fucking this. Who was surprised though... Should have just called it mario world.

>>379490808
>Nintendo world
seems more like mario world to me.

...just Mario, woooow

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>>379491124
>>379492467

>>379492760
If Sony gets their own themepark, who would be on it and what rides are gonna be there?

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>Here we GO!
>WAHOO!

>>379493145
Uncharted 4D ride with a giftshop that has Crash plushies

>>379493145
The park would open
You'd have to pay to get in then continue making additional payments or you'd be forced to leave
The rides would be announced but not actually ready to ride
They'd keep telling the guests how many tickets they've sold

>>379493404
Still better than rides locked behind amiibos and running on outdated steam engines.

>>379490808
So you sayin... you sayin I can bing bing *1 up* wahoo in real life now?

>jojo 4d
>super nintendo world

Japan universal is miles better than the burger one.

No, Sony won, Bully 2 is coming

>>379493549
Jokes on you every Nintendo fan has his/her own amiibo now.
>outdated steam engines.
That's a good thing, Nintendo cares more about the safety of the riders and the longevity of their rides rather than introducing an expensive ride yearly that does the same thing as the previous one.

>>379493549
Entire games aren't locked behind amiibo. It would just be certain seats on rides would be locked behind them.

>>379493601
Don't forget DBZ, Monster Hunter, and Shin Godzilla

>>379493145
PlayStation Home in real life. Standing in lines to see ads.

>>379490890
people in wheelchairs can't bing bing wahoo 1-up, anon

>>379490808

Will there be a cgi mario running around the park? cool.

>>379493851
The DBZ one was limited time only though.

Actually, what does the Japanese park look like? What stuff do they have?

>>379494098
JoJo is limited as well.
>tfw you will never ride any of it

>>379493665
Bully was an awful game and you should feel bad for liking it

>>379490808
Dude, what if Nintendo released a SMS type game with the feel of this video?

What if this was the trailer for the next mario game instead? That would be cool.

Dude.

>>379490808
>nintendo has been copied by sony for years

playstation world incoming boys!

>>379494393
Your taste is fucking shit

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Goku for Smash 5 is almost confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atu5oEaEFxY

>This one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IzLIdzya8U

>>379490890
You can't go anon, I'm sorry.

>>379490808
*wohoo*

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>>379490808
>cg cinematic trailer for a theme park
God damn it, I'm done with this place

>>379493145
Kaz at the cashier and the entry fee is 599 USD.

Also: no rides

Mario poledancing at the end is kinda hot

>>379490808
So is Mario actual that big or are Japanese people just that short?

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>>379493267
>N64 era "Here we go"
>Modern era everything else

>>379490808
>no Metroid
Done

sony playstation world when


i wanna play yakuza 5d

You may only reply to this post if you've actually been to universal studios osaka like me

>>379493145
Knack

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>>379490808
I hope it's not all just Super Mario. There's a fuckton of potential in the other franchises.

I don't why you are all so jaded.

If you were a kid, you'd be bouncing off the walls at this. Are you just mad that it came out when you are old?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5W3-LbGyTQ

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>>379493549
ackshully, if you have ever been to Disneyland you get a bracelet thing that "unlocks" a bunch of animatronics/small events around the park

>>379490808
this new SWITCH game look good
release date?

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>>379496873
No it doesn't you idiot. All it does is replace your pass so you can use it for guest services. There's no difference between it and a normal card. It's just a thing Disney's doing now.
<--- Floridian

>>379496730
>tfw no Kirby air ride coaster

>>379493145
It would be just like playing the games

>>379497024
there are "secret" places you can use them, and a sound plays, or something like that happens

>>379496730
>Zelda dungeon scare maze
>F-zero/Star Fox Zero G roller coaster
>Pikmin restaurant

>>379494681
>SMS

Just play 3D World you frosted cuck.

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Reminder that Universal Studios Japan has WaterWorld

>>379497275
Maybe at Disney Land, but not at Disney World.
>Avatar stuff opening at Animal Kingdom soon
Who even fucking cares about that shitty movie

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>>379493145
I think those exist already.

*bing* *bing*
LET'S A GO!
*1 up*
WAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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>>379497568

where are the video games
i dont care for fucking theme parks i want metroid by retro studios

>>379497647
Isn't is awesome!

>>379498065
Super
>Nintendo
World

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>>379493145
>Sonyworld
>There aren't any rides but you can see videos of rides from other theme parks.

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>>379493145
The ruse cruise

>>379497568
When will the eternal butthurt of Sony being better than Nintendo end?

>>379498246
>>Sonyworld
>>There aren't any rides but you can see videos of rides from other theme parks.

You deserve a clap

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>>379490808
Literally bing bing wahooo kek, I would kill myself If I was nintendo fan

>>379498249
>never stops
>"you'll want off this ride"

>>379493145
It would just be a big movie teather, painted blue.

>>379495872
Mario is huge, how do you think he squashes all those enemies.

>>379497515
man the ride looks shit but have you seen the animatronics? theyre actually pretty cool.

>>379498249
>implying I need to leave home to ride that
Heh, nice try kid

>>379497340
Star fox has one of those shooter rides where you can never hit anything.

>>379498779
i fucking hated those.

i did the buzz lightyear one and I had no fucking idea if I was hitting anything.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

yaaaaaahooooooooo!!!
wow
JUST

>>379490808
kinda ruins the whole fun and enjoyment when you know it's just an old white guy doing a fake italian stereotype accent

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>>379490808
sorry buddy, nothing beats disneyland

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Experimental Prototype Chatroom of Tomorrow (EPCOT+)

Theme Park and Amusement Park Discord: https://discord.gg/w4wKWG7

It shows fucking nothing, they could at least have shown some prototype attractions and maybe some of the real world visuals instead of that whole cgi thing

>>379497408
Do they let you drink Kevin Costner's recycled piss water?

>>379498385
You need to understand. People fanboy over consoles ironically. We all know that every single console is shit, so you pick your favourite bit of shit and comment on how the texture is better than the other consoles shit, or the smell is more fragrant.
Consoles are a waste of money, if you arn't getting one ironically or just because you can then you are retarded.

>>379499418
Patents are online and they announced Mario Kart will be the main attraction.

They also said it will be two floors and have both Peach and Bowsers castle. The rides will be debuting new technology and there will be restaurants, shops and more.

>>379493145
Rides run at 30fps

>>379497408
this is the jaws one right? god that ride was crazy, i got splashed like mad and was wearing chinos. made me look like i pissed myself

>>379498692
If Mario's that big then the real people in Odyssey must be giants.

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>>379490890

>>379493145
The entire park will be six Uncharted rides and it'll be dismantled in a year after everyone gets bored of it. Then Sony opens another park with their next big franchise.

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>>379490808
BING BING WAHOO

>>379490808
YAH
*bing*
WAH
*bing*
*bing*
WAHOO

>>379496835
Can't wait to see this Mario Kart ride

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>>379498385
>Sony
>better than nintendo

>>379490808
Step right up, come on you know! TIme to do Mehrio time!
https://youtu.be/tOPUFC8JlsY?t=5m22s

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>>379497515
Well no one cares or knows about Song of the South, and yet Splash Mountain's one of the premier attractions at Magic Kingdom

>>379490808
w-wahoo

>>379490808
The N64 voice clip is cracking me up

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>$5000 plane ticket
>$1000 hotel
>$500 food
>another 500 for anything that may come up along the way
>multiply this by each family member of friend you bring with you
>multiple hours in line
>all to play Ninty's latest Wahoo Sim
No Thanks, Nintarded.

>>379501318
Holy shit you're right. Nintendo really has no shame.

>>379499971
Best post

>>379490808
>All those recycled voice clips for Mario.
Was Nintendo always this lazy?

>>379493145
What about if Microsoft got their own themepark?

>>379501065
Fuck you, Song of the South is a fine movie.

>>379497340
>Pikmin restaurant

KIRBY YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

>>379501065
no no anon, there's no such thing as a movie called song of the south. those characters were made for splash mountain, exclusive for the parks.

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>>379502239
>>379501862
>>379501065
S-S-SHUT IT DOWN

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>>379490890

>>379490808
Stuff like this makes me feel embarassed to have been a Nintendo fan growing up.

This shit is so cringe.

>>379497568
when will they games join this ??
http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/sony-to-release-clean-versions-of-movies-for-purchase-191

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>>379502668
People give Song of the South so much fucking shit, and treat it like it's supposed to never be spoken about, but it's perfectly fine and not NEARLY as racist as people claim it to be. The only thing that relates to any kind of racism is the fact that they're slaves. Maybe people should actually watch the damn film before making such harsh assumptions.

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y-yahoo

>>379502993
Imagine going through life so bitter and jaded that you actually hate the concept of fun. I pity you.

It's a CG trailer for a new section in a theme park.
What's all the negativity about?

>>379503151
>t. Manchild
Imagine going through life refusing to grow up and holding onto childhood nostalgia to cope with the harshness of adulthood. Peter Pan complex is a real thing people.

>>379503351
How the fuck does someone hate an amusement park? Seriously, explain it to me.

>>379493145
Bloodborne area
Crash Bandicoot area
Uncharted area
Parappa, Um Jamma Lammy, Gitaroo Man, Rez combo musical area

>>379503434
Amusement parks are awesome. That Mario shit was total cringe though.

>>379503434
Easy, he grew up and let go of his childhood nostalgia while dealing with the harshness of adulthood the right way.

Nothing personal, kid.

>>379501476
>$5000 plane ticket
Is your plane made out of gold purified and panned in the tears of starving african children

>>379493851
The monster hunter ride is shit. You literally watch a 5 minute movie then press a button

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>>379490808
Where the motherfucking fuck is Link?

>>379501839
Banjo kazooie
Halo
Minecraft

Better than whatever the fuck sony has

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>>379490890

>>379491124
i'm sure they'll add other stuff over time...

>>379505786
Underrated post

>>379494393
nice bait

>>379490890
Japan doesn't care about disabled people. They treat everyone equally.

>>379496796
everyone here hates everything, don't you just hate it?

>>379498385
oh you poor child

>>379490808
>No in world footage
Shit life.

>>379498385
oh sweetie...

>>379502993
>unironically uses the word cringe
embarrassing

>>379497275
What?

>>379503249
>What's all the negativity about?

Just Sonybros and shitposters. Ignore.

>>379507135
literally hasn't finished construction yet