Post jur favourite quote from San Andreas or I'll cut

What his Holiness does in the woods is his own business.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

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"My transmitter!"

>>379489847
You never beat it. Tell the truth.

The yay leaving San Fierro, right?

does the pope shit in the woods?

Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?

A What?

Exactly, Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drzO7Az3Tqk

>>379490031
>turn the frame limiter back on
>big smoke shoots the last guy by the time you enter the tunnel
In hindsight it was so damn obvious.

Oh Carl, I'm blind not stupid.

>Why am I Mr Pink?
>Because you're a faggot alright?

It was just a preeson theeeeng

>>379489184
is that Gal Gadot?

Big Smoke: if you can eat your food, while everybody's losing theirs, and blaming you.. you straight homie!

CJ: what?

Big Smoke: nothin nothin.. just some poetry i read

What's it look like I'm made of, puddin?

YOU LIKE MY ASSHOLE, ALWAYS HOLDIN UP SHIT

>>379490052
Riiiiiight but they're using bikes, CJ, they go off cuuuntryyyyyyyy.

>>379490213
I got a little green village up in the hills!

BERRRKLLEEEEYYYYY

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>>379490052
>>379491730
I swear this was the most repeated line in the entire game.

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>>379490031
I was around fifteen years old when I first played this game and it took me less than 30 minutes/couple of tries to figure out that if you ride too close to the train with the fernando hernandezes on it, the train will deflect Smoke's bullets as he will try to shoot at the center of mass at all times. Just imagine there is an invisible noncorporeal train alongside the real train, keep enough distance and Smoke will start hitting

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I'll

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>>379494824
HAVE

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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Too much bull shark testosterone up the ass?

>>379494943
TWO (2)

>>379495109
who's this completely heterosexual man?

>>379489184

CATALINA, IS DATCHU ??

>>379489184
Hey! Excuso me jose! Jo soy el grando smokio and I want the grass, comprende?

>>379490031
literally beat it first time as kid

AFTER FIVE YEA-

>>379489184
why is San Andreas still the best GTA game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvyrAEXT-E
I SAID A 'HEY HEY HEY'

PAY THE WOMAN YOU FAT FUCK

>>379489184
IMMA BE A
HYGIENE TECHNICIAN

FIRST, WHAT'S A GPS? SECOND, FAIL WHAT? AND THIRD, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

>>379498047
Varied environments
Plenty of contents
Plenty of characters with interesting dialogues

STOLEN AIRCRAFT; PREPARE TO BE VAPORIZED!

LUNCH MONEY

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>>379493884

>mfw I ramped onto the train and gunned them down myself

I was never able to get the cop gf.