Why do gamers love Hot Pockets so much? Whenever I play online,

Have you tried one? They are a true delight my friend. Simple, fast, and elegant. Absolutely delicious. Mmmm mm

Delicious piping hot meal, with exceptional taste for only $2.

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>>379482918
>not posting best flavor

For me, its the pepperoni pizza flavored pockets. The best hot pocket brand sandwich.

>>379482918
Philly steak is one of the worst Hot Pockets flavors.

>>379482918
It is very hot,thick and looks phallic.
Masturbate to them moaning and make sure to let them hear it. That will stop them

>>379482918
Because MOST varieties more than just edible, they don't require any cooking skill, and most importantly of all they are extremely cheap and can be bought with your autism bucks.

ITT: americans talking about their nu-food

>>379483407
Calzones are italian tho

>>379483407
shrekt XD

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>>379483304
then why didn't you post it?

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Superior snack coming through

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why do pic related love them so much?

>americans

>>379483407
>>379483794
Enjoy your kebab eurofags

>>379483694
disgusting

>>379483694
Hot Pockets are a meal.

Not everyone. 10 minutes after I eat one, wet shit starts running down my leg.

gamer fuel thread?

well Pizzaroll or Bagel bites /v/?

>>379483694
>4.5$ american

go fuck yourself, i don't spend that much in a week on food

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>love hot pockets growing up
>midway through a sausage, egg, and cheese hot pocket while watching Ghost Ship
>scene where everyone on board gets sliced in half
>lose appetite, forever lose appetite for hot pockets

>>379483987
How do you even have internet?

>>379484123
Learn how to eat, fatass nigger.

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*scratches the roof of your mouth and burns your tongue*

>>379484175
Eat what, a slice of bread celery stick and toilet water?

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Not posting the superior gamer snacks for energy

Honestly, you may as well buy a simple bag of trail mix for energy

>>379482918
Never tried one
OP pic looks delicious though

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>>379483351

>>379484246
>*scratches the roof of your mouth and burns your tongue*
Thats not capn crunch.

When I went to America I tried all these food. They're shit. They don't even taste good. Hershey's chocolate is shit as well (Cadbury for life)

America is ass backwards as well

>Eating at restaurant
>finish meal
>leave money on table and leave

They dont even fucking check. I could have left $1 and they couldnt do shit

another one

>go to get gas
>pull up to pump
>gas aint leaving the dispenser
>have to actually PHYSICALLY go into the gas station and tell them how much gas I need
>cars dont even say
>shitty imperial system too
>if I buy too fuck sorry fucker no refunds
>go back out and pump gas


god dammit it is such a shit country.

>>379484246
TOTINOS TOTINOS HOW DID YOU KNOW

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>>379484471
>tfw Captain Crunch is still your favorite cereal

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>>379484246
https://youtu.be/YC1CUl4XcZc
>mfw this fat fuck died last year

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Move aside plebs. Patrician coming through.

>>379484473
>calling it gas instead of petrol
Stop pretending you aren't American.

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>gamer fuel/snack/food

What the fuck does this even mean? Why do you fatasses need to define the food you eat through your hobby?

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>>379484567

>>379483862
>kebab is bad

>>379482918
Because they're manchild that can't cook for shit.

>>379483862
Kebab sandwiches taste fucking good m8, it's the one upside of muslim immigration.

>>379484570
>perfect size for kids
you literally have a child's taste

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>>379484752
They're all the same manchild?

Unrelated question, but since you americans are probably experts on this I might as well ask. McDonald's has recently introduced the Sausage/Bacon McMuffin here and I wanted to know if it's decent or not

>trans fat

No thanks.

>>379484567
>all that heavy breathing
How do fatties live?

>>379484860
I don't like mcdonalds' sausage. Tastes too minty.

God I LOVE being overweight FUCK

>>379484860
stick with biscuits, ive never had a good mcmuffin before. then again the one i go to is staffed by crackhead niggers who manage to burn the muffin to a perfect solid black edge.

>>379484567
how fucking unexpected

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>that feel german and no pizza rolls or american frozen fastfood

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>he hasn't tasted these
lamo

>>379484954
Since here McDonald's is forced to use local meat, I noticed the quality is slightly higher than when I went to the US. Is the egg/sausage/cheese combo tasty at least?

>>379484987
That seems more like an issue with your local McDonald's than the chain itself, though.

>>379485083
Source?

>>379484860
McMuffins are probably the best thing McDonalds has.

>>379485273
Ane Naru Mono

There's both h-manga and regular manga adaption. The image is from the h-manga.

>>379484567
This video unironically forced me to lose 40 lbs when I was a freshman in HS. I owe the fatso the world

>>379485173
holy fuck. i havent had/seen these in years, i used to love them as a kid.

are you chinese, perchance?

>>379483987
you spend less than 4 dollars a week on food?

>>379484634

Because gamers are like machines and machines need fuel.

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>>379484731
>>379484808
>this stockholm syndrome

>>379484634
>People will pay a massive markup for ordinary cashews just because it says "gamer" on it.

>>379485456
Here in Congo, food is grown. We spend money on salt and sometimes we buying flour

The philly steak are good

>>379484473
Can't tell if you're trolling but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>Lol, restaurants are stupid because they don't make sure you pay the right amount
>But gas stations do and that's also the worst
And, yes, you do get your change back if you pay too much.

>>379484808
You seem to think we couldn't just download the recipe and keep the fuckers out

>>379485576
Dont fucking reply to me

>>379484545
OOPS ALL BERRIES NIGGA

>>379484473
Are you sure that wasn't just the tip, idiot?

>complains about measurement system
>doesn't know how much gas his own car needs
No wonder you cucks rely so much on government.

>be european
>get run over and stabbed

>>379485759
Niggers tongue my anis

>>379485801
I'll eat any of them honestly.

>>379485903
>be american
>get shot

>giving nestle money

>>379485993
Only if your black or in school

>>379482918
>hot pocket is done
>its too hot so i can only bite little pieces of the bread off
>become impatient and bite directly into it
>suffer fourth degree burns
>chew and swallow painfully
>decide its too hot and put it down to cool off
>pick it up to eat after hospital visit
>absolute zero

a lot of gamers are kids, teens
they can't cook or are bad at it
they like pizza
and like quick to make snacks as theyre impatient as well

>>379483987
I agree that $4.50 is a lot of money for shitty novelty junk food but you probably can't get by on $4 a week in America unless you have access to a large enough yard to plant your own shit.

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>>379485328
Thanks.

About to head out for some taco bell breakfast, it's so underrated

>>379486058
Or in church. Or at a gay club. Or in a movie theater. Or outside your house. Or in it.

>He doesn't eat bad shit and exercise
lmao

Someone redpill me on Soylent

>>379484290
Aren't Cashews nuts or have I been lied to?

>>379483495
>tags: skin indentation

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>>379484290
>Cashews of Chaos

Hot pockets isn't too bad. The crust is garbage though. It's like trying to eat a piece of wood. The croissant based ones are better I suppose.

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>American "food"
>>379486613
It's bad for you

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>Fat
>Decide to not be fat anymore and start watching what I eat
>Can't eat Hot Pockets or drink Mountain Dew anymore

Sigh.

Dropping 30lbs had been great and all, but god damn I just want to stuff my face with some fucking garbage food.

My favorite flavor is ham and cheese.

>>379484634

Term for retard childrens.

>>379487204
you can eat that stuff just eat less calories than you burn

example: exercise

>>379483981
Pizza rolls

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HABBENG FUNG??? ENDOY YOOR BANG

>>379487281
My nigga

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>>379484731
>>379484808
>As a european i love muslim cum and indian shit in my food

>not sticking your dick in a luke warm hot pocket.

>>379487494
>UK
>europe

lel

>>379485173
looks like a shitty version of european varieties of salami.

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The fuck is a hot pocket? Is it like a sausage roll?

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>>379487494

>>379487591
Now if you only stopped slobbering muslim cock and took a look at a world map for a second you would notice that the UK is indeed in Europe.

>>379487494

there's more of these foreign restaurants per capita in the US.

>>379486359
Sure is better than getting blown up atleast

>>379485173
Is that dog food?

>>379486227
>you probably can't get by on $4 a week in America
Don't make me post the fucking beans and rice charts anon, dont make me fucking do it

>>379487758
Only a european would defend indian and mudslime "cuisine" though,mostly because they need their daily cum protein intake.

>>379487793
In a way yes....

email my webzone if you want a pizza roll

>>379487843
It is impossible to not starve on $4 a week in the US. Cuck.

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>>379484567

>>379487709
It's a fucking fruit snack???

>Hot Pockets are shilling on /v/

What a time to be alive.

>>379486613
Hear it's made of people.

>>379486826
sup newfag

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You can tell alot about a man by whats in his suit jacket pocket. A book from a bar in Taipei, a crumpled receipt from Tiffany's, chips from a casino in Marrakesh. This man only carries what he needs. And if he needs philly cheeseteak, pepperoni pizza or cheese hamburger, he can carry it in his hand in a steamy microwaveable crust pouch.

A self-contained meal, for the self-contained man.

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>>379484290
but are they activated or not?

>>379484290
>not eating Seeds of Victory to guarantee success in games
No wonder shitters are loosing

>>379487843
Beans and rice are expensive in small quantities. They're only practical when bought in bulk and you need a bunch of money upfront to do that.

>>379488883
I would never touch non-activated almonds, just like I would never eat anything but homegrown coconut.

>>379484290
nuts are dense in calories

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>>379484290
>nuts of destruction

>>379483990
That single scene was the coolest thing I had ever seen, and started my morbid interest in all the old gore flicks like Hellraiser and shit.

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>>379488883

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>>379484290
>seeds of victory

>>379482918
>hotpockets either come out tough and too cooked and with minimal filling or cold and undercooked so they need to be put back in until they become tough and too cooked and with minimal filling

every fucking time

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>>379484290
>nuts of destruction

>>379487720
(Probably) processed meat and cheeses of varying variety and combination inside of what is essentially an herb infused sandwich roll.
In other words, tastes good but is not good for you.

>>379489324
Homemade. It's homemade coconut. Step up your meme game senpai.

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>>379490505
Oh shit, no wonder I've been feeling ill and gaining weight. I've been eating the wrong coconut

>>379482918
It's something hot and ready to eat in 2 minutes, 4 if you actually read the instructions; making it ideal for a quick snack while gaming.

>>379483981
Bagel bites is the patrician choice desu.