I'm moving to Germany in a few months, but my German isn't

Bernd and the mystery of Unteralterbach

There aren't many games where Arabic is spoken

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>>379482472
This

hahah ahmed machmett islam cucked shit country

>>379482419
video, audio book, language class ?

nope gotta be game

>>379482419
Maybe some point and click adventures in German?

>>379482630
Truth hurts sauerkraut

Try the Deponia games I guess.

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>>379482663

>>379482714
>Be American
>Get shot

>>379482762
if you really want to move to germany you have to adapt to the nofunallowed mindset

>>379482714
>be american
>get shot

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>>379482472
This is the best thing that came out of Germany after Hitler.

>>379482762
lazy fag and his fun

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GTA Eurabia

try to play shit like new vegas in german
it should be pretty good

>>379482419
minekraft

>>379482989
It is MeinKraft faggot.

most AAA games have german dubs

Turkish? Mount and Blade

>>379482419
I'm so sorry.
Try not to get raped or blown up.

>>379483060
mine, mine or mein

>>379483067
t.idiot

>>379483067
When he stays out of major citys.

>>379482419
for reading games like pokemon is fine.

Also just play games in german language and maybe english subtitles.

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Things you should memorize:
Meddl Loide

>>379482419
Gothic
Gothic 2

>>379482419
Gothic series
So only 1 and 2

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>>379482419
Duolingo.

>>379482813
>>379482838
>be non american
>get run over by a muslim

>>379483193
>>379483209
is this the power of autism>>379483262

>>379482419
Just remember, if and when Ahmed runs at you with a knife, don't report him to the police, thats a hate crime

>>379482419
Ahmeds are our Tyrones.
So nothing changes.

VIDEOOOOO GAMESSS

cs:go but you can only play t side.

>>379482419
Just remember, this board isn't actually to talk about video games.

>play online game
>write "turks are inbred subhuman goatfuckers"
>some guy writes an angry reply in German
Germans are a mistake.

>>379483402
>Expecting actual video game discussion on /vpol/

>>379483406
FUNC VEHICLE

fucking lmao
germany is an arab cucked shithole that has a simultaneous bestiality and paedophilia epedemic

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>>379482419
>>379483187
Fuck off, guy

>>379483476
>play online game
>write "pakis are inbred subhuman goatfuckers"
>some guy writes an angry reply in English
rly mekes u thenk

>>379483509
But here the age of consent has always been 14

>>379483509
40%

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>>379483531
So the faggot finally did go there. His content is still shit though. But I like how Rainer was crying again in his newest video.

>>379483550
>insult nationality
>nationality replies in lingua franca
I bet your mother is the only person who said you were smart.

>>379482419
Any simulator games.

>>379482873

Hitler was Austrian.

>>379483581
you dont even understand what ""age of consent"" means

>>379483581
*for under 16 year olds

I suggest you play some Turkish games like Mount and Blade, so you can learn the most spoken language in Germany.

>>379482419
just find games made from anyone that have german language options you dip

>>379483509
>>379483601
You forgot coprophilia to cover the other 60%

>>379482419
Just to let you know, Germans don't want to hear shit German.
So immersion will only work a little for you.
As soon as you say something in broken German, they will interrupt you and speak English.

>>379483601
im not american
>>379483581
then they must be fucking literal toddlers which is even worse

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>>379482526
look i live in germany and a shit ton of refugees have already been deported
stop this retarded meme spouting now

>>379483620
>
>
>

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>>379482419
>factory setting
>play as a trans-forklift

this should do nicely

>>379483676
Yeah they are condescending assholes
Come to Spain OP, we wont do that because we dont know any English

>>379483701
120%

I'm taking a trip to London to visit my wife's son, any games I should play beforehand to get a grasp of the culture?

Remember when pre-2015 Germany was considered based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

>>379482526
>>379482587
>>379482714
>>379482975
>>379483063
>>379483067
>>379483262
>>379483327
>>379483476
>>379483509
>>379483662
>be american
>watch helplessly as your female family member get railed by 40 niggers

Гoтикa 2
Пидop

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>>379483634
Nope, pretty sure Germany is to blame for that mess.

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>>379483789
Truck Dismount

>>379483813
psssh dont wake the colony up

>>379482419
The Gothic games have all been written in conversational german

>>379483813
>be american
>watch with your dick in your hand as your female family member get railed by 40 niggers
FTFY

>>379483789
deus ex mankind divided
Splinter cell

>>379483785
>>379483813
Im not american, I cant stand yanks either

>>379483653
Maybe but I've been fucking 14 year olds ever since I got here and nobody said anything yet.
Not that they can do anything now that I've been granted unlimited asylum lol

>>379483894
I love you pole

>>379483790
>Remember when pre-2015 Germany was considered based?
Not really, no.

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>>379483905
Goddammit, Anon.

>>379483905
Doesn't work like that. Maybe in the US but whatever.

>>379483718
It's like
>american
>get shot

It's mostly banter with a bit of truth but far from reality unlike "poo in loo" which is 100% true

>>379483718
none deported and infinite more coming and trust me european shitter here, i know, browse /pol/ more, at least you will get proper news with sources.

>>379483970
This. You must first make love to the wives of at least 5 german men, before applying for a beast and child brothel card and unlimited gibs

>>379483846
kek

>>379482419
Maybe start by learning the national anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI7Rhgd8fX4

>>379484007
there is also
>shart in the mart

>>379484007
potty training charity event for india WHEN?!

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>>379484023
>i know, browse /pol/ more

>>379484053
Yes. US trends are awesome.

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>>379484023
>none deported
That's not true though
They're slowly getting deported. Deportation to Afghanistan is on hold

>>379483813
Don´t forget not being able to abort the rapechild because no healthcare.

>>379482419
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2

>>379484023
you are an idiot. You belive american /pol/tards who shitpost about your country more than what you yourself see?

>>379483836
>Austrian goes full retard
>everyone thinks it was a German
>even Germans take credit
Absolute madmen, how can Austrians get away with it?

>>379484101
why is mio best girl

>>379484023
now that's adequate bait

>>379484023
>tfw shitposting has become so bad that nobody can identify sarcasm anymore

>>379482419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Germany

Anno, Crysis, Gothic, Patrician, Sacred, Settlers

I don't think playing games is the most efficient way to learn a language.

>>379484023
imagine being THIS underage

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>>379484095
Good luck

>be German
>be poor
>go to refugee home
>pretend to be Syrian
>get free gibsmedats
>go to next refugee home
>get more free gibsmedats
>repeat until millionaire
Why are Germans so gullible retards?

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>>379484151
>Germany actually deports the muslims
>America can't deport the niggers

>>379484310
geez why didn't I think of that?

>>379484208
She isn't.
Nichijou didn't even break even with the production costs for a reason

>>379484226
sadly some /pol/tards are actually this lost

>>379484357
Is city doing any better?

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>>379484332
The turks and poles stay though

Just play the Simulator series. It will enable you to blend in perfectly.

>>379484439
>tfw poles mix with turk
>tfw new superrace rises
>tfw no face

Went to Frankfurt just a couple of months ago. It was literally a shithole. Like i didn't see one white person.

>>379484439
>poles
Better than spics
>>379484493
>mixing two kinds of roaches
To what end?

>>379484232
>I don't think playing games is the most efficient way to learn a language.
Watching TV is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1fCJvgNDow

>>379484525
Go to New York ayy lmao

>>379484534
>To what end?
Try and cancel the roachness out.
Worth a try.

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>>379484493
The ultimate roach breed

>>379484226
When you constantly deal with irony and sarcasm you lose track and start actually believing it. /pol/ was originally meant to be a shittalking meme center (hence the name), but it mutated into a sentient puddle of zero self-awareness.

>>379484525
>went to detroit
>got shot
>not a single white person
IM not saying Frankfurt is a shithole like Detroit btw

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>tfw only based Poland is brave enough to stand up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40hhc0cjYyg

>>379484690
I like polish men but their woman are total whores.

>>379484612
>cancel the roachness out
Not how this works. They might become immune to radiation though

>>379483139
>out of major citys

That was true 2-3 years ago. I currently live in a small german town with a population of 30k and you rarely see a white person in the inner city.

No rapes or terrorists, though the face of my city has changed for sure.

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>>379484690
Holy shit. I mean i hate feminists and stuff but this guy is on a whole new level. Like he is an actual sexist.

>>379483743
Was it ever explained how he manages to revive after dying? Is it the suit?

>>379484690
Fucking based

>>379484690
>hover over thumbnail
>retard cares about chess and thinks it shows how smart you are
besides I googled it and they are quite a few women in the top100 chess

>moving to germany AFTER muslims and communists took over

wtf?

>>379484741
okay wtf 10k here only saw like one brown guy this month.

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Will Germany ever stop being the laughing stock of the world? Because I fucking hate it.

>>379484798
He is right in everything

>>379484612
>>379484734
YOU FUCKING FOOLS
YOU JUST BIRTHED THE GOD-EMPEROR
YOU FUCKS
I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED BY DAEMONS CAUSE SOME RETARDED ASSFAGGOD WAS ACTING LIKE AN AUTIST

>>379484835
It's called banter.

>>379484690
But you're getting paid for the work you get done not for your statbuild

>>379484826
>eating up polshitposts
>>379484835
america currently is the laughing stock

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>be european

>>379484835
The rest of the world needs to pick on them because they look at their functional state and feel envy.

t. anglo

>>379484913
>be indian

>>379482419
Wolfenstein 3D

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>>379482419
german here, let me give you some advice
>move to Ruhrgebiet
>drink Kronen beer every hour, every day
>do not miss a single Borussia Dortmund match
>tell them you played Gothic 1/2
>get a job/go study and never live on welfare, germans absolutely hate those Hartz IV faggots
>also drink Kronen beer
>bonus points if youre a smoker, germans always smoke
congratulations, youre 100% german now

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>>379484690
A room full of feminist suddenly being told by a old white dude that they just are inferior to men.

>>379484835
Germany is pretty close to take over Europe without war. I'm just waiting for for the refugee slaves and the soylent green shakes


>>379484912
Like americans give a fuck.

>>379484690
>look at thumbnail
>Korwin
He is a legit nutcase though.

>>379484194
we convinced the whole world Hitler was german and Bach was austrian lel

>>379484835
Germany is one of the most prestigious countries in the world, people are just grasping for straws by searching for a source of banter in a supposed "muslim crisis". I've never met any aggressive or disrespectful muslim while in Murrica whites are being robbed and killed down by niggers 24/7

>>379482663
Actually, learning a language while doing a fun activity is a super good way to learn a language. I learned english purely through playing vidya and watching shit like the simpsons. I was already completely fluent before we even started learning it in school.

>>379485029
>Bach was austrian
nobody thinks that

>>379484835
>Will Germany ever stop being the laughing stock of the world?
They always were the laughing stock since Arminius and they will always be.

>be American
>get shot
>stand your ground
>be European
>get shot
>run away and hope that you can make it to the nearest certified baton holder before getting run over by a truck

>>379484835
don't worry, it's mostly american teenagers that discovered /pol/ during the election that shit on germany

This is not video games related

>>379485029
You mean Mozart.

>>379484997
>take over Europe without war.

You realize they are fucked right?

>Britian leaves UK
>Turkey elects Erdogan
>They have pissed off Trump
>Russia takes over the Chrim
>Migrant crises
Face it they are dying and clinging on to what they have. Specially with Britain now holding a power position over the EU by creating a tax haven for big companies if they don't allow free trade.

>>379485156
9mm vs 8mm BB

>>379484832
East or west germany?

If east, no suprise. They barely have any 'refugees'.

Deponia is good if you like p&c adventures

google 'new germans'

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>>379484968
>Ruhrgebiet
>Job

>>379485198
Its gonna be a USA vs EU vs Nu-USSR

>>379484912
>america currently is the laughing stock
Yeah, FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE LMAO XD btw communism has never been tried

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>tfw you will never marry Martina Hill

>>379485039
They problem is when you get large groups of Muslims together and they start creating gangs. America is so huge you basically don't encounter them ever. But in Europe where everyone is living so close together, you get to see gangs of harassing Muslims everyday.

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>>379483813
She likes it
I do too

>>379482663
I learned English by playing all my games in English. And via that I learned more than in school, actually my teacher was quite impressed that my skills were much more advanced than the others.

So go and choke on a fat dick, faggot.

>>379482419
Gothic 1/2, Risen 1.

>>379485236
Southwest actually.

>>379485198
>Britian leaves UK
What isolated the UK.
>Turkey elects Erdogan
What isolated Turkey.
>They have pissed off Trump
What isolated the US.
>Russia takes over the Chrim
What isolated Russia.
>Migrant crises
EU countries got their shit together and actually started to protect their outer borders
>Britain now holding a power position over the EU by creating a tax haven for big companies
Didn't know that brain drain and capital flight is considered "tax haven" lmao. Are you that dumb Welsh from yesterday?

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Meddl Loide

>>379485370
/int/ raus

>>379483718
>stop this retarded meme spouting now
You're gonna have to just let it slide, I think.

This is /v. Spouting memes about people you've never met and countries you've never been to is part of the, uh, "culture".

>>379485293
your president is worldwide known as an retard and nobody respects your country

>>379485293
>Anyone liking commies but Berliner

>>379485342
Same here. RLP/Saarland area to be specific.

In the closest three cities Neunkirchen, Homburg, Saarbrücken chances are you won't see a white guy while walking through the city on a weekday.

>>379485392
Ey ohne Dreck alda. Ist irgendein Moderator da? Ich will das dieser Anonymous Dummkopf ausgeknockt wird, dass der nie wieder aufsteht!

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>>379485357
Wow i have never seen someone so in denial. Like its ok if you are for the EU but to just dismiss the problems they have just to prove they still have it under control shows how much of a mess it really is.

>>379485316
????
Are you actually that stupid?

>>379483905
It actually is illegal. Sex with 14 yos in Germany is only legally allowed if the parents give their consent.
For the consent of the girl alone to be important she has to be 16.

>>379485198
Yeah we don't want to be a tax haven thanks. Ireland treid that and now they're fucked for at lest 100 years.

>>379482419
>I'm moving to Germany in a few months
why do you want to get blown up by muslims?

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>>379482419
You could also try playing games with good translations.
Deus Ex:HR did a good job with the localization. I liked Jensen's german VA more than his english one.
Nintendo games are alright too since NoE is doing its job instead of crying about it.

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Tons of German point&click adventures

Ankh is fantastic (a lot of famous voice actors)
Book of Unwritten Tales
Lost Horizon (most underrated adventure - english dub is better than German dub though)
Geheimakte Tunguska

>>379485449
>nobody respects your country
Fuck you I'm going to start respecting America just so you're wrong.

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>>379483813
>be european
>watch happily as your female family member get railed by 40 niggers

>>379485529
>Sex with 14 yos in Germany is only legally allowed if the parents give their consent.
>having to ask parents to have sex with teen
Sharia is part of the German constitution I see.

>>379485471
I thought Saarland is pure ;_;
Is this the power of swabia?

>>379485509
google swedish no go zones
or rotherham muslim rape crisis
or paris muslim gang wars

>>379484194
We got away twice, actually.
We're just that charming and have really good cakes.

Play gothic 1 and 2.

>>379485591
que

>>379485586
>black people
>europe

>>379485471
Is Saarbrücken that bad now? Last time I was there there were barely any nigs. That was like 5 years ago though.
t. Französische Pufferzone

>>379484310
more like
>be actual syrian refugee
>get killed by other (((refugee)))

>>379485595
>Rhinelanders
>Bavarians
>Swabians
>Hesse
>Ruhrgebietler
>Saxonians
>Frisians
>Berliner
All cancer and your accents are disgusting and make you sound like inbred hillbillies.

>>379485198
I'm not saying that everything is going according to plan.
Stupid slavs and Greece were getting paid in order to be a bigass border/wall but those idiots fucked up.

>>379485357
What

>>379485586
>England
hahaahahaha
okay first mistake

>>379485661
Check the prison population of the UK and France sweetheart

>>379484835
I don't know where you live but there are plenty of countries that are more deserving of that title. Clapistan for one.

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>>379485449
I'm no American but when they do shit like this they always will have respect.

>>379485619
google 9/11
or detroit
or area 51
or chemtrails
or flatearth

>>379485701
suck my spätzle

>be UK
>vote Brexit
>yay no more EU shits
>Euros leave the country
>only Pakis and Indians left
>Rule Britannia

>>379482419
Gothic 1 with german voices. Trust me.

>>379485768
>china
>$216b
where does all that money even go in land of cut costs and fraud?

How easy is it to get a truck driver's license in the UK? Asking for a mate.

>>379482419
the question is are going to dirty east germany or glory south germany and where you from?

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>>379485803

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>>379485778
How could a river flow north if the Earth was round?

>>379482694
Deponia Trilogy (in german)

>>379485685
>is it really that bad
Yeah, I thought the whole refugee thing was just a fucking meme at the time. We always had turks around but they're pretty decent and "german-like". You barely saw any black people.

Now it's full of brown/black people and you see hijabs on every fucking corner. The only german people you see are old people. I'd love to move to eastern germany but I'm bound to my job here sadly.

>>379485778
I thought you were a GEP Gun

>>379485685
>>379485595
On holidays the french (arabs) come over but other than that, the guy is full of shit.

But I think there are more blacks nowadays but that's probably thanks to african prostitutes.
Prostitution is huge here.
There is even a brothel next to a school

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>>379485768
>not giving that money to poor "refugees"

Sad!

>>379485876
Mostly to recuit new guys so they can report that their army is always growing.
Actual training anequipments isn't all that great though.

>>379485879
>dirty east germany
you mean the only >90% white part left in Germany?

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>>379485778

>>379485847
Du bist doch nicht hergekommen um Ärger zu machen.

>>379485619
>rotherham muslim rape crisis
That one is totally on the UK and its shitty police though

>>379485975
>East Germany
>>90% white
You mean >90% unemployment lmao

>>379485975
>east germany
>white
nice joke achmed

>>379485591
Well, 14 is still pretty fucking young, so it does make sense.

More sense than "everything-under-the-age-of-20-is-pedophilia" 'Murrica.

>>379485876
offshore account and buying american citizenship oc

>It's another /pol/ bait thread
Great

>>379485194
mozart actually was austrian

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>>379485894
Letting yourself be controlled by a dictator state where Germany decides everything just so people can have jobs.

No thanks.

>>379483509
(german here) Both is illegal in germany. What's your source?

>be German
>want to eat halal haxn
>is ramadan
wew

>>379483661
Nope. Look up the law.

>Über die Vorschriften des § 182 StGB Abs. 1 und 2 (Zwangslage, Entgelt) bezüglich des Schutzalters 18 Jahre hinaus, die auch für unter 16-jährige Opfer gelten, können sexuelle Handlungen von Erwachsenen, die über 21 Jahre alt sind, mit 14- und 15-jährigen Jugendlichen nach § 182 Abs. 3 StGB bestraft werden, falls ein gesetzlicher Vertreter des Jugendlichen Strafantrag stellt und im Strafverfahren das Gericht feststellt, dass der Erwachsene eine – etwa mit Hilfe eines Sachverständigen – festzustellende „fehlende Fähigkeit zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung“ des Jugendlichen ausgenutzt hat. Der Bundesgerichtshof hat 1996 festgestellt, dass der bloße Hinweis auf das Alter der 14- oder 15-jährigen Person für eine Verurteilung des erwachsenen Beschuldigten nicht ausreicht.

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>>379484665
>When you constantly deal with irony and sarcasm you lose track and start actually believing it. /pol/ was originally meant to be a shittalking meme center (hence the name), but it mutated into a sentient puddle of zero self-awareness.
I mean... there's a possibility that they are ALL being sarcastic all the time, right? And they've just gotten so good at it through years of practice that you can't even tell.

That's my basic assumption. When I read all of you guys' comments, in my head you're talking in the voice of the Lonely Sarcastic Guy from kids in the hall.

>>379486126
Like even free speech is illegal there

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>>379485975
And somehow still a shithole

>>379486118
I'm sure Germans didn't want to be flooded by refugees,EU=/=Germany.

>>379486217
No but our Chancellor wanted to.

>>379486126
Murder is illegal too I imagine.

>>379486198
What?

>>379486118
>where Germany decides everything
I fucking wish, the Southern European conglomerate decides everything nowadays

>>379486181
>I mean... there's a possibility that they are ALL being sarcastic all the time, right?
That used to be correct until phoneposters happened. /pol/ is way past the point of no return now.

>>379483676
>German does not want to hear broken german
>German proceeds to talk in broken english
kek

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>>379486217
In the end I just want to play video games in peace.
Is that too much to ask for.

>>379486217
Germans wanted to be flooded by refugees.

Literally every party except for the far right AfD wants to import even more refugees and people are voting for it.

>>379486210
Yeah and why's that? Because Slavs are white too

>>379486247
The EU puppet? We have also one in Italy and i'm sure they elected one in France recently? Anyway if democracy actually mattered no third world immigrant would have enter Europe ever.

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>>379486210
man do I wanna live in a shithole now

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>>379486313
Slavs are slavs

>>379485960
That's about 1.3k euro per head a month. That's fucking ridiculous.

>>379486290
Most Germans speak English very well.

>>379486298
there hasn't been a general election since the refugee crisis

>>379486371
Now give back the roads.

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>>379482419
Everyone here can speak English don't worry.

>>379486060
>>379486059
Dumb foreigners detected.

>>379483765
>Spain
>we wont do that
>go to Barcelona
>try to speak Spanish
>everyone is rude and talks in some dumbed down French gibberish

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>>379486371

>>379486298
At this point they have no possible choice,they either vote their far right or be "moderate" and since Germans are brainwashed into hating anything that is right wing they will keep voting their center-left/right.

>>379486408
Ja, we speak english very well but sometimes not find the wörter so schnell.

>>379486459
yikes

>>379486452
well old people and immigrants cant

>>379486459
You can spend your whole day in Frankfurt without hearing any german word.

>>379485334
>I learned English by playing all my games in English. And via that I learned more than in school
Sure. I mean, immersion of any type is good for learning languages. You gotta do what works for you.

I don't think you necessarily even need to seek out games that are specifically made in germany - anything with a decent german localization should do the job. At the end of the day, all games are "dubbed", it doesn't matter what the native language of the programmers was.

>>379486408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KllorFSo7XQ

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>>379486452
Now compare that map with unemployment, household income.
East Germany is a backwards and poor shithole.

>>379485531
>fucked for 100 years
You are a fucking idiot.

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>>379483718
I live in Germany too and you're full of shit. Deportations aren't being enforced at all.

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article165218980/Bundesregierung-verfehlt-ihre-Abschiebe-Ziele-deutlich.html

>>379486452
What is Nachzügler, Sudetendeutsche and Russendeutsche.

find games you like in english (or movies and tv shows) and watch them in german

>>379483634
Austria should be German soil anyway

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>>379482419

Just watch some English tv-shows in the German language. (buffy and angel come to mind)

>>379486664
are you a /pol/tard? You activly misinterpret a source to push a point

haha
i hate germans

>>379485894
>A world without chavs
If only...
sandniggers are more tolerable at this point then those degenerate mouth breathers

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>>379486707
>Russendeutsche

>>379486820
;_;
rude

>>379486820
>They are actually misplaced Ukrainians

>>379486198

Lying should be considered a crime everywhere in the world.

>>379484437
I doubt CITY will get an anime

>>379485449
>your president is worldwide known as an retard
I mean, the man's not stupid... that would be a dangerous underestimation, I think.

He's just got an ego even bigger than his (rather large) head. Hubris has a way of painting a person into a corner.

>>379486664
Just like in every other western european country,they also say that they are making deals with african/middle-eastern country but in reality they don't do shit.

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>>379486882
Was just looking for an excuse to post some liberators

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>>379486528
Yikes.

>>379486624
You can thank the socialists for that.
>>379486707
>Sudetendeutsche
What about them? Russendeutsche are white as fuck and there aren't that many.

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Is he /ourguy/?

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WE ARE SORRY GERMANY, WE TRIED OUR BEST. YOU ARE STILL BEST ALLY.

t. Italy

>>379483718
what? who deporting them?
last time I checked there were more coming in, not out.

>>379486998
They were 'immigrants'. German speaking people from Bohemia.

>>379486998
>I-it's the socialists fault!
East Germans are pathetic with their dumb excuses.

>>379482419
What town?
Come to East Germany where blacks and arabs only exist on TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPWLenzBKdU

>>379487072
Roma invicta

>>379487134
But then he'll have to deal with Ossis

>>379486602
Why do german cucks find this funny?

>>379487076
Its all state propaganda and liberals still fall for it,migrations from Africa and the Middle-east will never stop as long as the EU is in charge.

>>379487048
oh, hey, look! It's Tony Soprano.

>>379487198
I moved to Meck Pomm after living in Hamburg for 20 years. I love this place.

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>>379487072
>>379487140
It's alright guys, just stay home

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>>379482419
>>379482472
Download the German version.

>>379486456
Your fault for going to Catalonia.

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>>379487089
They were still just Germans who had emigrated. Many of them also went to the West.
>>379487090
>I-it will work out this time. Just give us another chance.

>>379487346
This time we will be prepared alleman

>>379482419
Gothic 1/2

>>379482472

I hoped this would be the first post and I am not disappointed. Why did the thread even keep going from there?

>>379482526
Haha KEK MY FELLOW PEDE
Upboated xD

>>379487463
>moving goalposts
East German being East German I see. Go have "keine Absicht, eine Mauer zu bauen" somewhere else you dumb Ossi.

>>379487463
oops misread your post. thought you meant that they were browns

>>379487481
Guess we'll have to take a detour through Switzerland this time

>>379487090
Saxony was the epicenter of German industry before the war, the socialists certainly had their hands in reducing that standing

>>379487547
>>379487558
>thought you meant that they were browns
Wait what?

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>>379487481
Look, you get to launder your mafia money here, we get to tax it, everyone is happy.
Why ruin it?

>>379483234
isn't that just an anki on jewroids?

>>379485316

>This is what /pol/ has done to easily influenced retards

There is so much wrong with this short post it's almost incredible.

>>379487753
he is right though look at Berlin an entire city control by muslim clans.

>>379486586
>t.American who has never been to germany
>"Its ok, i get all my information form /pol/"

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2 scoops and 8 years

>>379486597
Why shit on the fact then, that OP wants to learn with games?
A most important factor in learning is motivation, and OP obviously has a high motivation when vidya is involved, so his decision isn't actually a bad one.

>>379487653
>before the war
>it was the socialists who ruined the industry, not the war itself

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>>379487753
So much? Muslim Gangs do exist in NRW and that place has a very high population density,

>>379487936
strange then that West Germany was stronger than ever after less than ten years and East Germany never recovered

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>>379486664
>Google Translate
>Only 8620 migrants were deported in 2017 until the end of April

1.2 million came in 2015 alone so how is that math going to work out Germany?

>>379485316
>>379487967
>literally "It's only bad if muslims do it"
nice logic you got there

>>379485334
you were young

try learning new language via vidya now

>>379488074
and triple that amount left the country on their own
also
>how is that math going to work out Germany

>bar is filled with 100 people
>1 more guy comes in
>this suddenly is a huge problem
lol

>>379487896
That is simply not true.
Gang violence is a way bigger problems in the US, than here in germany. Gangs in the US control entire neighborhoods where police are afraid to go in, and even have tatoos, marking to which gang they belong to which is unheard of here. Here "organized crime" is only, if ever, underground.
If you want to rant about germany, then you should perhaps visit germany.

Why don't you play euro truck simulator and just drive on the pavements, you'll fit right in

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>>379488218

>>379488114
Yes. They don't belong here.

>>379488216
>1 more guy comes in
>guy is donning a vest rigged with explosives

>>379488216
1 guy out 100 every year is still a fucking ton you retard

>>379488216
if that guy start provoking everyone through direct violence or some form of nagging, sure

Southwestern Germany is the best Germany

Schwarzwald rules

>>379488310
>Schwarzwald
>literally BLACK forest
Shieeeeeeeet

>>379488218
>Here "organized crime" is only, if ever, underground.

wrong

>>379487346
If it wasnt for chinks fucking up the usa would have stayed neutral.

>>379485563
Book of unwritten tales actually has awesome german voice acting :D

>>379488294
No but you see,its not like Germans are way below replacement rate while mudslimes make 3 kids per family.

>>379486408
not really

>>379488379
They still would have supplied tons of equipment to the Allies and Commies.

>>379488218
>Thinks everything he sees in a movie or tv show is perfectly representative of real life.
Fascinating. I met some people in Cairo once who admitted that everything they knew about the US was from Sex & The City, and I met someone in a bar in Waterford who said something similar about Jersey Shore (lol), but I don't think I've ever seen a person who singled out Training Day.

>>379488010
Because West Germans are not unproductive and lazy assholes who blame their problems on everything in the world but themselves.

>>379482419
find a german guild in any mmo

>>379488310
My mom's from Pforzheim and I went to Baden-Baden a few years ago, it's really pretty there, I fucking loved all the fresh pretzels too

>>379488553
Right they blame themselves for other peoples actions. What a great attitude to have.

>>379486117
It actually worked!

>>379485960
This is false.

The sum is cited from this site:

https://deutscherarbeitgeberverband.de//klartextfabrik/2016_10_03_dav_klartextfabrik_frauen-kinder.html

...which gives no details whatsoever and is obviously based on the (ridiculous) assumption that all 4 marriages are taken into account and stacked on top of each other.

Someone tried to give a more realistic estimate here:
http://www.mimikama.at/allgemein/ungenaue-rechnung-30-000-monatlich-fr-syrische-grofamilie/

This ends up at 17386,37 ( ~ 1450€ per month ) and is still just an estimate, albeit a more realistic one.

>>379488630
At least they are not miserable and poor like Easterners. They even pay more taxes because you are so inefficient and useless.

Please stick to English so that we can hopefully get rid of the useless German language once and for all.

On an unrelated note...yes, Unteralterbach was fucking great !

>>379487334
Du denkst dass du dein Leben dort liebst, dem ist aber nicht wirklich so mein Freund. Du belügst dich nur selber damit du deine schlechte Entscheidung nicht als solche gestehen musst.
Sei ehrlich, willst du nicht zu uns nach Bayern? Ja, mehr "Ausländer" unterwegs, aber als Kellerkind merkst du das sowieso nicht und unser Bier ist wesentlich besser als euer Gesöff da oben.

>>379488310
No.

It doesnt

>>379486068
14 is the perfect age. Every other opinion is objectively wrong.

>>379488553
The west is too busy importing 3rd world savages and getting TRUCKED.
Enjoy your enrichment.

>>379488697
1450€ per month per person? That is still a lot for doing absolutely nothing for years.

>>379488765
>Berlin
>West
MEIN FUHRER YOU ARE HOLDING ZE VORLD MAP UPSIDE DOVN
Fucking dumb East Germans.

>>379486139
Meaning: You are not allowed to fuck under 14yo olds if they are mentally disabled.
Being mentally disabled is the only explanation for: "fehlende Fähigkeit zur sexuellen Selbstbestimmung"

>>379482419

Don't know any games in arabic sry

>this thread
>all the butthurt germanfag achmeds who can't handle the banter


lolololo