>"From here on out those Pokemon card thingies are banned.

>>379470883
Jokes on you, my parents won't buy me those card and even if they did I don't have any friends.

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>>379470883
I want to be a vidya game developer when I grow up!

>>379471205
jokes on you, most video games are gonna be shitty and everything is weird in the future, gointocybersecurityyyyy

>"From here on out fidget spinners are BANNED from the classroom, unless you have a note from your doctor"

>>379471339
I want to get into cybersecurity...

>>379471205
Oh, you're the weird smelly kid from the computer club, aren't you?

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>>379471339
>>379471440
I'm a bureaucrat who shitposts on government time and takes hour long lunches now

What happened

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>>379470883
>School had a rumor that the Principal confiscated Pokemon cards, but only if they were cards he didn't already have in his collection

>>379471501
You lost your passion for vidya and got crushed by the real world

>>379470946
A-anon, I...

>That kid that ratted you out for having a gameboy because he was a Chad or had even less friends than you

What was his name, /v/?

>that guy who looked at gore during class

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>>379471923
>that guy who kept rubbing his hand on my thigh

>>379471973
G-gabriel???

>>379472013
no

>>379471923
We had an Iraqi in our IT class that would watch beheadings of US soldiers.

>>379472107
I wonder what those guys with English as a second language think when offered some head

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>MFW i was the kid who got the cards banned

If the motherfucker didn't try to steal my fucking Scyther this wouldn't have happened.

I had to identify it by the scratch marks and I think they took pity on me because I was the retarded child.

>>379472325
One time we had to make a commercial and we chose to make a toy commercial so I bought my little Pokemon figurines, and a cunt in my class stole my Zapdos so I literally had to tell on him to prove it.

And then he tried to save face by saying 'those toys are all rubbish anyways'. So then why did you steal it, bud?

>>379472325
I got marbles banned at my school.
Always played for keeps and we got roped into playing with some older kids that did some shady tricks. Ended up losing a bunch of marbles and wanted to stop but he saw I still had some bigger ones left and made me keep playing.
I went to the principal and ended up getting some of my favourite ones back

i remember showing a girl in kindergarden my pokemon cards. i just threw them all on the table. the teacher took all of them. i was the last out of the class, and took half the deck back and never got the other half. i was happy i got that murkrow card where he was in the middle on a rock at night or something

>>379472998
fuck you you little fucking cunt everyone was having fun until your sore butthurt ruined everything faggot

>>379470883
>2nd grade this happened
>Next day I bring my Digimon Cards
>No other kids had them
>only a few kids knew about Digimon


Digimon Cards were also banned

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>>379473119
hey man I would have been fine if I could pull out when I wanted to, but the fucker wouldn't let me. when the announcement went out that marbles were banned like a week later I felt pretty bad.
all the kids moved on to yugioh and beyblades and whatnot so it was okay in the end, but I still miss my marbles