caramel on suicide watch https://www.gamespot.com/articles/

He said same thing last year. Why are you falling for the same trick twice? Not to mention he's right, he isn't showing Death Stranding. He's showing Silent Hills and MGS5.

Caramel is a ban evading shitter who just pastes copypastas that were around before his time from the archives. Go back to readdit caramel attention seeking tripfaggot.

>>379415030
I made the copypasta to begin with without a trip you imbecilic baboon.

>>379414995
No he isn't lol

>>379414995
Wow.

Caramel is just a fucking loser who doesn't have anything to do in his life. He's just a sad pathetic little shit.

>>379414995
I've disagreed with you in the past but this tweet is strange.

Why is he going to be live at E3 if he's not there for the only game he's revealing.

I still disagree with you, but something is up.

>>379414995
let's make a bet then, motherfucker
if he doesn't show mgs5 or silent hills, you're buying me 10 games on steam
if he shows it, then i'm paying you one fucking grand

>>379415223
Haha no youre the newfag

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>>379415438
>forgot the tweet

guess i'm that guy today

>>379414812
death stranding won't be there because silent hills will

>>379414812
Best things are for TGS only

>>379414995
stop posting any time

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>>379414995
>>379415223

>>379414995
Take your meds.

>>379415503
Do it Caramel honestly what do you have to lose?

>>379414995
>He said that last year
Hahaha no he didn't.
He didn't even say he was going to announce anything that year. There was no reason to believe he would announce anything given the short amount of time he had for it.

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>>379414995
I like how Caramel has posted the exact same sentence in each thread about Death Stranding not being at E3.

who is caramel and why do i have to asume he knows more?

>>379415924
A schizo

>>379414812
Death Stranding will not be at E3 because they'll reveal that it's actually Silent Hills, and Silent Hills will be at E3

>>379415924
He spends about 20 hours a day on /v/ talking about Kojima conspiracies.

And you don't

>>379415503
I'm not interesting in vidya that I can pirate. I'm only interested in money.

>>379414995
Fuck off

>>379415924
searches his name on every forum and spergs about regurgitated conspiracy theories about MGSV that regular anons have posted for years. nothing he posts is his own. btw he gets triggered if you call him "he"

fuck this shit. fuck you caramel for getting my hopes up you imbecile piece of shit...

>>379416335
Kojima said the same thing last year. Why do you think he has a Geoff interview scheduled the day after Sony's conference? Why do you think TPP has an update scheduled halfway through Sony's conference?

He will drop the Silent Hills / MGS5 trailers during the conference, he cant afford to use up much of Sony's time because it's not the Kojima show, it's Sony's show. He'll use the follow-up interview with Geoff to explain the ruse to normies who don't get it.

>>379416552
No he won't

>>379416084
I'd be willing to bet 100$

is there a website we can do this fairly?

>>379415503
He won't do it because he's just a shitposter that should have been ip banned months ago.

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New PythonSelkan vid is out boys


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKRyzRyCC7M

>>379416745
I'm willing to do $2k. If there exists a website that can moderate the bet then link me.

>>379416084
>>379416745
I would also put up $100

>>379416552
go ahead. post proof that he said he wouldn't last year. We are all waiting

>>379416084
>it's a Caramel is literally illiterate episode

>>379416951
>>379416889
>There's a massive betting ring where its /v/ vs caramel

Heh that would be hilarious, someone needs to find a site that would moderate these bets

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>mgs threads are forever tainted by MGSV and now, tripfag garbage

>>379417157
even worse, mgs threads were always tainted by mgs fanboys

>>379415438
>>379415551
That only means that Death Stranding will not be shown at E3, but Kojima himself is still participating and doing an interview, most likely still about Death Stranding, with Doritopope

>>379414812
D-death stranding want be at e3, b-because Silent Hill PT chapter 3 will be! It's all a ruse! Haha! Somebody give me attention!

>>379417157
Yeah what fucking cringe this tripfag shit is.

>>379417252
>>379417157
More horrible than that, Revengeance redditors are here to stay.

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>be anon
>be mildly autistic so its hard to make friends
>be a lonely kid
>discover video games
>get wrapped up in all sorts of make believe worlds
>always feel a little depressed when a good game ends and cruel reality comes back into focus
>use my free time to start imagining what happens when video games end
>create worlds of my own based on video games that persist long after the binary of the program ends
>start to enjoy my make believe worlds more than those presented to me
>at the same time, discover a place where other people discuss games anonymously
>realize my autism doesn't have to be the first thing people notice
>start to discuss other people's ideas about my favorite games
>realize with each conversation that my own ideas are more comfortable to me since i control them completely
>start ignoring other people's discussions and just share my own ideas
>some people say they like my ideas, fueling my own satisfaction
>realize i'm not alone anymore
>my ideas are the key to not feeling alone
>keep sharing my ideas singularly and - when interest wanes - even more forcefully and loudly before
>realize my more controversial ideas get more attention and thus sate the crushing despair longer
>lose myself in my stories, gobbling each response and fueling more bizarre stories
>realize the stories aren't my own anymore, but the product of a crazed and insatiable id
>give myself completely over to the theories because there is no longer me, just a beast that feeds on attention
>scared that if the beast doesn't eat responses, it might eat me
>scared i might taste like butterscotch

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Anything could happen at E3

>>379418283
Why wouldn't he retweet a positive article about PT? Grasping at straws

IMO this means there won't be anything at E3, but probably a new hideotube episode featuring Geoff Keighley.

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>>379416847
time to get dat ass banned

>>379414995
>and MGS5
lol showing a 2 year old game

>people feeling phantom pain so hard that they still think a "real" MGSV will be a thing
Truly a statement to how legendary MGSV turned out to be.

>>379418206
That's what Dungeons and Dragons is for dummy. Go grab some buds and play around in your worlds. Just don' get mad when they trash the place. Let their actions forever shape your world. It's so much better that way

>be anaon
>WoW addict since 2007
>eventually realise it's D&D with more people
>create my own world
>fucking wizard cult is trying to take over the world
>they blow up the major city and blame it on crazed elementals they summoned
>wizards banish them
>they are heroes
>ancient splinter order of wizards notices
>the leader of the mage cult is the character i played in my first d&d game
>the ancient wizards are the people i played with
>pour my thoughts and ideas into my character
>he becomes a monster by destroying the corrupt society by murdering the rich
>he's too scared to see it
>he think's he can cover it by killing anyone who speaks up against him
>he will eventually confront his old friends when my players end the campaign
>i have no idea what will happen
>I've spent 2 years writing about myself in an intricate story of weighing the good and bad, and choosing what's right or wrong
>Teach myself i'm a monster in the process

Boy oh boy dungens and durgens is fun

>>379417052
How would we split the money?

>>379420929
Rusefags and theoryfags are so mad that MGSV did not live up to the fan-fictions they wrote in their heads, that they think Kojima deliberately made the final game disappointing on purpose and that's he deliberately holding out on the real game.

It's pretty obvious with the way MGS3 was written that he didn't plan on making any more MGS prequels and the only way MGSV was by setting the events of that game in its own bubble.

Let us believe ONE LAST TIME in our favourite franchise.

The newest picture shows a spider web in form of a 5(!) point star. You can see a tunnel in it. A connecting "BRIDGE"

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>>379414812
Don't trust the news.

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>>379414995

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Uh guys? Playstation's twitter just tweeted this article when talking about DS not being at E3.

The article has a PythonSelkan video in it.

>>379423523
And we all know you can't spell "BRIDGE" without "[H]ID...E[O]"

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO???

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>>379424520
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There will be no Death Stranding because it doesn't exist. There is only Metal Gear Survive.

What if Caramel was actually Kojima playing us like a damn fiddle all this time ?

>>379424520
RUSE CRUISE NEVER ENDS

>>379416084
Put this anon down for $100 as well

>>379424520
Hey that's not a Python video.

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>>379424520
fake

>>379424520
THE SHILLING IS WORKING. KEEP SIGNAL BOOSTING PYTHONSELKAN

>>379424520
NEVER EVER

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>>379424520
>but Kojima will

>making a thread for a tripfag

sage

>>379425159
https://twitter.com/OPM_UK/status/872562591641600000

Anyway, Playstation on twitter sharing an article about Kojima pissibly tricking us again, it may be something.

>>379425461
>>379425130

>>379422220
We could just force Caramel to do stupid shit with the 2k?

>>379424520
PEACE DAY NEVER CAME

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>>379415438
>Why is he going to be live at E3


Why does he just randomly visit video game development studios? why does he go to movie events? why is he always traveling?

Because the manlet moon-monkey fancies himself a celebrity and will go anywhere to have his ballsack caressed for his derivative and shallow fan-fic tier video games.

He's going there to be seen and fellated. Thats it.

>>379416552
Is there any way we can organize a bet where the loser is guaranteed to commit suicide?

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>>379414995
>>379415223
>>379416084
>>379416889
SUICIDE STREAM CRAZY BOY

>>379416889
exchange fucking emails or steam id or whatever, and make a thread that proves of you agreed to it (pics included), both trips must be in thread. there's no other way to do it because this is not exactly a regulated thing. whoever loses, pays in some pre-agreed method- paypal, steam gifts, whatever.

if the person breaks the promise, he gets publicly shamed- unfortunately there is no reason to truly guarantee the bet without a 3rd party whom both of you trust.

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>>379418283
What absolute bullshit.

Amnesia started it. this kojima fellating has to fucking stop.

>>379426081
God, I wanna cum inside her

>>379414995
wanna fuck

>>379415438
His latest obsession is talking with people who have been inspired by his works. Most of his (and his assistants) tweets and retweets are about how great he is. Geoff is flying him to e3 to get a an on-stage handjob by the Kong: Skull Island director for fucks sake.

Literally everything he has done for the past 20 years is just to show people how influential he is

>>379414995
Honestly, I'm finally with you. He's going to pull the trigger on this whole operation.

In his own words, "the development's in full swing."

>>379425887

Show me where he touched you.

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>>379426387
never again

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Post the pics.

>>379414995
>He's showing Silent Hills and MGS5.
Are you sure Caramel? ARE YOU SURE?

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saw this somewhere else. it's basically confirmed now, right?

>>379426514

SHOW ME, ANON. IN ORDER TO MOVE ON AND RID YOURSELF OF THIS TOXIC HATRED, YOU MUST BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

>>379414995
It's not just them, the whole world wants you dead.
You're a legend in the eyes of those who lives on the ruse cruise, that's why you have to handle this mission yourself. That's how Hideo would want it.
4chan is a big place, I expect you become quite familiar with those tripcodes as you plan your next move. How and when you make it, well, that's up to you.

Now go! Let the legend come back to life!

>>379426738
Fake

>>379426738
old

>>379414995

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>>379427061

>>379427061
I cringed

>>379416084
Are you fucking retarded?

I dont know anything about mgs (apart from playing 1 on the ps and enjoying it) and i dont care for it either.

But god help me if i wouldnt want him to be right just so i can imagine you fags choking on your own cocks for being BTFO by a random autist.

KEK
I predict it will come out a month before the ps5 comes out

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>>379414812
Don't trust the news.

>>379427061
I kek'd

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>>379427061

Someone post the compilation Caramel made of people calling him out for being a retard.

>>379429702
Wait for Sony's conference and I'll post the whole thing.

>>379429812
suicide stream when you are wrong crazy boy

>Death Stranding will not be at E3

I don't see the problem here? That makes perfect sense, seeing as how it's actually MGS5

>>379426738
that's years old anon

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>>379426139
If anyone knows a way to do this, i'd be more than happy to moderate.
This shit is incredibly entertaining, and I have plenty of free time.

>>379430667
no you idiot. Death stranding is silent hills according to caramel not mgs5

Maybe the real MGSV is the live streaming of Caramel's suicide and the friends we've made along the way

>>379414995
the thing is you already revealed his plans now he switched it. it always been like this since back then. Kojima probably monitored this site

( . Y . )

>>379432685
>you now realize caramel ruined e3 for everyone

>trusting someone having a name appropriate only in a red light district

>>379432901
8==D~~

>>379431450
its both and its so clear.

Death Stranding. DS. Backwards? SD. S is for Silent Hills. D is for Diamond Dogs

>>379433252
D is for dicks and S is for sucking, forward and backwards, even simpler

>>379426232
Same. I don't care if she's crazy.

Here's the truth.
-mgs v was actually John Stamos's fever dream
-the real metal gear solid 5 is actually jet force Gemini 2, rare has been developing it since 1389
-after the nukes are disabled , Kojima will personally chop your mother's head off and write in blood "did you rike it?" While screaming nigger 987 times
-metal gear solid survive is actually being made by LJN as a sequel too a bugs life
-death stranding isn't silent hills, it's actually the prequel too initial D
-Kojima and Todd Howard are the same person, ive seen them have sex
So tell me , did you rike it?

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>post yfw there actually is a ruse and there really will be a true ending to MGSV but Metal Gear Survive is real and that's where they're putting the ending

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>>379435007
(you)

>>379435007
Add a blurry screenshot to your post and it sounds as good as real.

>>379435154
Prove me wrong

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>>379435776
No, prove ME wrong

>>379435905
Shut up and bend over cutie (;

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>/v/ might actually make a $2000 bet with caramel on the reveal of kojima's ruse
I'm fucking dying

you are giving this faggot what he wanted.
fake attention.
start ignoring.

>>379434328
kek

the state MGSV was in was very much intended by Kojima.
The long time fans have suffered from it.
There was always the feeling that stuff was
missing from the game.
It felt incomplete and unsatisfying. This was
supposed to be the grand conclusion to the
series, but instead we got an empty husk of a
game, with hints and fragments pointing to something more having existed at one point.
Now the series we enjoyed for so many years is gone, and we feel actual phantom pain.
Look at this board, we still haven't gotten over it.
Kojima made us experience the loss of a limb in video game form.
This was intentional.
BUT
He is not gonna leave us like that.
Something deemed impossible, like a head
transplant, having a similiar effect, but on our minds instead of our bodies, WILL happen.
Kojima will cure this phantom pain.

In a way, The Phantom Pain really is impressive, whether it was intentional or not.

Every Metal Gear game's subtitle is about the big focus of the game. Solid Snake is the lead of MG2. The Twin Snakes is about Liquid's hatred for Solid. Sons of Liberty is all of Solidus' bullshit. Snake Eater is the entire mission you play. Guns of the Patriots is all of Ocelot's bullshit. Peace Walker is what you have to stop to save the world. Ground Zeroes is the 9/11-esque destruction of Mother Base.

But The Phantom Pain barely has a focus. It's a bunch of tangentially connected missions based on the ghost of a man chasing after the ghost of his enemy, and that ends anticlimactically two thirds of the way through the game. The real point is trying to stop that 'phantom pain' that Kaz feels, but it's shown that it can never go away. It consumes Kaz and Skull Face, and their influence will eventually consume Venom Snake in MG1.

And due to this defiance of everyone's expectations, people still have such sharp phantom pain nearly two years later that they think literally everything that's happened since Kojima left Konami has been an elaborately constructed ruse for the 'real' Metal Gear Solid 5, or even just a more satisfying ending.

The odds of that may as well be zero. Sorry Caramel, but you're delusional. This has less chance of being true than some of the most far-out government conspiracies.

The truth is that the only way to escape the 'Phantom Pain' is to acknowledge it and accept what happened, like Paz did.

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Man I hope someone is screencapping every single caramel post so i can masturbate to them after he gets btfo in a few days

>>379426186
you do know penumbra existed before amnesia right?

>>379437504
Gonna start doing that, just for u

You know it can't still be Silent Hills right? How is being shown at E3 a factor?

>>379437121
>>379437404
are you two friends irl?

>>379437504
you think caramel doesn't know he is wrong?
he is trying to stir you faggots up and get some attention while doing it.
After E3, he will simply turn off his trip and watch you all sperg out over it.

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>>379438083
Why would we be

>>379416084
>I'm not interesting

We already knew that.

>>379421669
accept it, anon, and let them all burn to cinders.

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>>379414995
>Annoying tripfags are back on /v/
What a time to be alive

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>>379435496

>>379435007
that hurt the sides, thanks.

>>379416552

Just like your were so sure about Tribeca, huh?

>>379414995
Despite you being a huge fucking faggot and wrong as fuck about DS, Kojima is probably gonna show a trailer or something, if he wasn't, there wouldn't ne several tweets of his staff packing up for E3 and they wouldn't be taking the statue of Ludens.

By the way, when DS is there and it still has zero to do with MGS/SH, please take a second to note the actual level of of "ruses" Kojima pulls, and how unlike the gran conspiracy you've cooked up they are.

>>379414995
I really hope someone has been capping all these posts for E3.

>>379426186

they said "new breed" of first person horror . they're not saying first person horror is a new thing

>>379414995
Please don't actually commit suicide, I saw that screencap but I just wan to make it clear

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>>379426387
There was not just one place, and just when I thought my anus could take no more BB showed up with his good friend.

>>379418043
Revengeance is a good-great game.

>>379414812
THIS IS JUST PART OF THE RUSE :))))))

>>379438461
lets not kid ourselves, autism and dedication of that magnitude is somewhat interesting. but feeding autists with attention enables them.

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?

>>379444839
JUST TO MUFFLER?

Metal Gear Survive is a new multiplayer mode for MGS5, which will be announced.

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>MFW at the end of the day Caramel whether right or wrong is the biggest bait master

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>>379445254

I am Kojima and Caramel is actually naked snake who was in prison infested with rats (actually the highly poisonous Zanzibar hamster), so the soldiers put out sulphuric acid to try and get rid of them.
This provided a further obstacle to intruders, but the acid could be rendered harmless by neutralizing it with chocolate rations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-ZNYdIJEo

GUYS

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less than 72 hours left for caramel to go for the rope! :D

>>379445418
Looks good I cannot lie.

>>379414995
>https://www.gamespot.com/articles/death-stranding-will-not-be-at-e3/1100-6450618/
>>379414812

Faggots, Kojima is rallying a massive base of wage slaves for this one.

The ruse is 100% real.
The head doctor was just an actor in the tedx.

This is not a drill, repeat, This is NOT A DRILL

>>379445418
MGS5 had good gameplay so coop and more missions sounds good but zombies is pretty lame. Hopefully we get some demon action or something .

>>379445418
>>379445502
Looks alright, but the lack of originality and all the reused assets just makes it all sad.

The drama behind all this is the nail in the coffin really.

>>379445483
This looks better than 90% of the survival/craft games you see on Steam that are in alpha.

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I just watched the latest PythonSelkanHD, came out hours ago

So long story short .... says Venom gets fucked by Solid, made into a cyborg by Dr.Madnar and this cyborg is fucking Grey Fox.

You can clearly recognise the voice from the Cyprus doctor (and obvious physical resemblance) in his TEDx video

how can I go to sleep now

>>379445757
to add to this.
I don't believe that DS is mgsv or silent hills, I think they will release ch3 when all the nukes are disarmed. There is way too much retweeting from official sources for this to be a coincidence.

MgsV may or may not be a free addon with mgsv ch3.

>>379425887
get off Kojima dick, my goodness

>>379445418
>Literally ripping of all of Kojima's work and then put some fog and fishes in the sky.

Anyway, that video is old. Some idiot put 2017 in the title.

>>379446109
>>379446245
>>379445757
Same here, The cyprus doctor was a paid actor man I can attest to that 100%. This shit is real. ITS FUCKING REAL!

How many of you faggots are going to have to eat crow and admit that the tranny and the confectionery and python are all smarter than you. They might not all be right(python being the most correct) but they still knew something was going on.

imo VENOM IS JAGER.

All this hype for MGSurvive a cheap cash grab made mostly from reused assets

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>>379446427
>kojimbots are still this delusional

Something that I didn't like about one of the Python videos is that, as you may know, Kojima has in his twitter pinned the Low Road version of the second trailer of DS. And he says "pay attention to the lyrics".

Python says that the important part it's "I took the easy way out", but makes more sense the other part, "I wanna feel something again, memorable". I think that Kojima wants to do something memorable again, like the old Metal Gears.

>>379446624
Kojima has nothing to do with that

>>379446604
True, because he never cared about Quiet.

>>379446714
I was on the fence until this latest pythonselkan video. I am convinced now.
The doctor is an actor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKRyzRyCC7M

>>379426186
Dont act like Resident Evil 7 didnt fucking take all its inspiration from P.T.

>>379414812
>Death Stranding will not be at E3 this year
>Instead Metal Gear Solid 5 will.

>>379446889
cont.

As I said before, anyone can do a tedx talk, like sam hyde did.

The "doctor" is involved with this shit 100%, Venom becoming a cyborg would match with greyfox.

People loved greyfox, kojima gave it to them ala mgs2 snake/raiden ruse.

Its fucking happening.

>>379446776
>I think that Kojima wants to do something memorable again, like the old Metal Gears.
You think the kind of stunt we're talking about here will not be memorable? Every Metal Gear game is memorable anyway, disregard what the nay-sayers vomit.

I'm not saying Python is 100% right on everything but there's just so much shit that makes sense after watching the videos that it would be dumb to believe there's no scheme here.

>>379446776
Kojima barely speaks english and he probably doesn't read it at all. Don't expect him and his assistant to have translated lyrics to a song well enough to make some grand statement

>>379446889
>this entire post
Not giving it clicks you turbo faggot.

>>379446889
get those views up goy

>>379446714
Actually, the sad part is how delusional Kojima is, he fell for the ruse that he is a ruse master.

Think about it, Kojima admitted everything in MGS2 was just random shit he thought was cool with no thought or understanding behind it. Everyone sucks his dick and says he is brilliant, so every MGS after that is him actually trying to come up with "brilliant" twists and subtexts.

>>379447072
Exactly. They put TOO MANY clues at this point.


>>379447158
>>379447212
kys niggers. I was in the "caramel suicide when?" group less than 4 hours ago.

He isn't right about the ds/mgsv shit, but there is something here.

They left those ch3 unfinished cutscenes in the game on purpose.

They fucking wanted you to know.

>>379447072
No no, i don't think that everything on the theory it's wrong, just that part. There is a simple option, the one about Kojima wanting to do something memorable (maybe not "again", whatever), or the one supercomplicated in which we have to think in another different trailer to find some sense.

>>379447331
>kys
But then how could I subscribe for more pythonselkan content?

>>379447331
Sure thing kiddo :^)

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>>379447331
Based caramel bro

>tfw the great ruse is yet to be uncovered

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>>379445757
oh the ruse is real alright. no one expected this

>>379447524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4AtRdzlt3Q

Remember when ishmael was standing in front of that group of people in the hospital?
Remember when him and all those people got shot?
Remember when he appeared behind you?
Ishmael was a hallucination.

Something is happening.

>>379447613
jesus fucking christ

giggled

>>379447613
kek

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>>379447613
>Quiet can turn into a fart at will

>>379447613
>ashamed of your words and deeds
so she really WAS a fart.

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>>379447067
Agree with you, the "doctor" is a real doctor though.

Why do you people want someone to DIE just because you don't like their theories?

That's mean. Fucking fags.

>>379447838
A Quiet fart, the one you can blame on your Dog.... or should I say ...

There is a very good chance that you were the OG big boss in mgsv.

>>379447067
Next time you use the term, it's ''à la''

t.frenchfag

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I'm assuming its going to be another fake trailer like for MGSV originally.

>>379447940
A doctor of what though?
I could believe he's real, but I have a hard time believing he wasn't paid to do that talk for a reason involving this.

So when are you gonna kill yourself kojimacunts?

>>379447965
Sorry, are you triggered?

That's weak. Fucking pussy.

>>379448148
At this point never because we are going to get more metal gear and you're gonna be btfo in 5 days.

>>379448148
see
>>379448228

We live through glorious days

>>379447067
I like the ruse but people has to be actual stupid to believe that this guy it's not a real doctor or something like that.

>>379447965
>That's mean.

Where the fuck do you think you are

>>379447113
As a not native english speaker, believe me, it's way easier reading/writing english than speaking it.

>>379447673
>another link
I already subscribed, what the fuck else do you want?

>>379448330
They have white eyes like codetalker and kaz.

>>379448387
He could be a fucking 2 year footdoctor for all we know. Doctor is something people slap on their name nowadays.

>>379448469
kek, i didn't even sub to him yet. Thanks for reminding me.

>>379445418

That Diamond Dogs bridge model was used and could be seen in the 2014 Motherbase demos for The Phantom Pain I'm pretty sure.
There are two lanes and they're each wider (2014 MB demo showed DD soldiers patrolling in vehicles which was a load of bullshit).

It's blatantly the Diamond Dogs base despite what Konami has said, so I wonder what the destroyed models were to be used for originally. Really wonder just how much we lost from TPP.

>>379448458
t. spic

>>379447269
You are thinking of Anno maybe.

>>379448387
real or not, what the fuck does it change? He gave his voice and physical appearance in MGSV, the themes are too much of a coincidence, the banana explanation/kojima tweets,

You'd have to be actually stupid to not see he's in on the ruse

>>379448535
someone suggested that it was the 5 ludens and the mc from ds. mc being the center.

Fuck DS though, there is more mgs coming.

CHAPTER 3 SOOOOON

Fight against Solid Snake as last boss?

>>379414812
>this guy 15 years ago intentionally misleadingly advertised a game to make some meta-commentary in the game's story about the nature of it's players
>now everything he does can only be part of some absurd conspiracy

>>379448817
Kojima fags are some of the worst things /v/ has squeezed out of its colon.

>>379448817
>I know shit all about anything surrounding the ruse but I guess I've figured it all anyway

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If Caramel is wrong, explain why the metal gear twitter has been talking about nuclear disarmament and has recently been patching a two year old game?

>>379447613
This makes no fucking sense.

>>379448789
that is a really good idea. Idk if that will happen though.

I could see you losing the fight and all your limbs to become grey fox though, Then kojima can finally lay mgs to rest and start out with DS.

>>379449084
There isn't a ruse, and I can't wait to laugh at you all after e3 passes

>>379449092
XBONE users, I may disagree with your choice of platform, but we need you to disarm those last 135 nukes so we get the real ending at E3. Do it you fuckers.

>> 379448531
No. It has been years since we were having new about his plan, maybe you did not read about that, all this time. It's true that the scientific community has an eye on him. It does not have any sense to think that he is an actor. I do not even know what Kojima gets hiring him, he does not need an actor to lie to the world for years, not even to model a character that looks similar.

>>379449135
didnt make the image but i agree with its context

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>>379448131
He's a neurosurgeon, more precisely a chronic pain therapist for painful phantom limbs. Not joking.
Pic related is a charge against unknown he did because people stalked him on the phone asking about MGSV. It's in italian so you have to believe me or do a translation.

>>379449092
Pretty sure they will let everyone have a crunch time to disable all the nukes after the get rid of the hacked ones next week.

The Peace ch3 might be added to the console that actually disarms all the nukes. That gives everyone else incentive to deactivate.

Are you serious? To do that, Kojima just need to get a computer. Kojima can do all the banana references about him, but that doesn't mean that the doctor himsef is involved.

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>>379449392

>>379449402
>>379448636

>>379449392
>Kojima has the Italian police in on the ruse
holy fuck, how deep does this go?

>>379449216
yeah, ok pal

you can either stop posting in these threads or come out of the closet already

>>379449398
There's only less nukes on Xbox because less people own the game on Xbox, it would be unfair to give only them the chapter if they were the only people to completely disarm.
>inb4 all platforms need to disarm to unlock the chapter

>>379448416
Surely not on /b/.
Nice reddit spacing though.

>>379449504
What about the physical exactitude and voice? You think he'd take the chance to just carelessly borrow someone's identity for his game?

That sounds pretty unbelievable mate.

Good job on countering the most easy arguments about bananas, I guess, though.

>>379449392
I believe you, I still think he was hired for the talk.
Maybe they would want someone with credentials to do the talk to keep plausible deniability.

After all that I've seen, I have an extremely hard time to think there isn't a ruse happening.

Kojima wants to be made a legend.

>>379449665
It wouldn't really be that unfair, we have to expect at least 1 dickhead on each platform that wouldn't disarm nukes.

You might be right though.

>>379445418
why does nobody say that the zombies dont have heads, just torsos with crystals?

>>379449758
that cuck doctor is acting. Pretty sure you have autism if you can't tell from his tedx talk

>>379449731
way to project friendo

>>379449861
Come on pal, did you not see I have the same opinion as you? I was debating the other non-believer.

You're better than that anon

>>379449801
really made me think.

>>379449990
you got it senpai, just don`t go crazy over it. i wanna believe as much as next kojilover guy

>>379449986
half drunk and furiously shitposting. Sorry for the friendly fire though famicom.

making a trip so others wont pretend to be me. There's no ruse, I just wanted to have fun before e3

Holy fuck Kojima has had the doctor in his back pocket since 1993? How the fuck can this rise not be real at this point?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8437655/?

>>379450141
YOU FUCKING CUNT DON'T STEAL MY NAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I"VE BEEN RUSED

So is DRUMPF APART OF THE RUSE?!?!?

>>379449760
I would be unfair because they'd have much less work to do than the other platforms and they'd only have less work because their platform is the least popular. You don't need everyone to disarm their own nukes as other people would invade their base and disarm their nukes anyway, the only way the number is going to stop going down is if people are making new nukes.

Inb4 it's the "debunked" Brawl leaks all over again

>>379449553
What? No, it's just a press against some stalker. Also postal police.

>>379450197
WOAH THE RUSE IS BACK ON GUYS HOLY SHIT KOJIMA IS A MASTERMIND, SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

>>379450078
Half drunk too. Going to sleep though, work in 6 hours. Good luck

>>379449758
Physical? A computer. Voice? I don't know. But I do know that this guy is for serious for years know. Kojima bought an actor to lie for years to everyone (not even the gamers, actual cientific comunity and public in general) for his ruse? God.

>>379450464
I got this cuck tripfagging me so I guess I have a fan now. Night bro. Only 5 days left.

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Jeff Bridges confirmed as an actor for DS?

>>379450510
>cientific comunity

Ok I get the point and I agree it can easily make anyone doubtful. But would Kojima risk lawsuits for use of a person's identity like that?

That's not even the only counter argument i would have, but I mean there's those videos that have been posted here and if you're not being held at gunpoint to argue with us here, means you have some interest in the matter and I suggest you watch them and then tell us there's no ruse

just can't

>>379449760
>I still think he was hired for the talk.
I think it too. Probably he actually think those projects will happens in 21th century and just think this ruse will give him high visibility.

>>379450616
I'll enjoy your tears fuckboy

>>379450197
or maybe, just maybe, kojihack took inspiration from him?

>>379450616
>>379450885
lmao

>>379450919
no you see it's all been part of a ruse for 20+ years
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1474948/?

>>379450885
don't worry cuckman, I have it all screencapped just for you.

>>379450780
Who the fuck is Jeff bridges?

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>>379420267
>implying MGSV is MGS5

>>379451125
....seriously?

Fuck off kid

>>379450849
I HAVE SEEN THE FUCKING VIDEOS AND I LIKE THE RUSE.

I just can't believe that people thing that it's not a real doctor just because they don't know who he is. Even someone posted one of his cientific paper. Not to mention the years of study and work that it's necesary to publish a paper somewhere.

>>379451125
summerfags a boomin'

>>379414812
who's caramel

>>379451276
nvm...

>>379450780
Let me break it down for you, kiddo

>Kojima said the game is about "ropes"
>"ropes" or "string" are a component in Bows
>new artwork today featuring the word "Bridges"
>"Bow"
>"Bridges"
Beau Bridges will be featured on stage at e3. Cap this

>>379451220
I never said it's not a real doctor you twat

jesus

>>379451378
He's all of us

>>379414812
So are we just going to have these shitty threads every day now, or something?

>>379451695
until you like it bitch.

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>>379414995
FIVE DAYS UNTIL CARAMEL GETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!

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geaaaagh geg gighphbh d'egff mibph guh miuhff murph! d'egg egg! egg! mmnghphp fibsh liggk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg *sneezes* mnnnbpbbhbhpth l'egg l'egg! brehh mnnggpbphtph brbrbreh brrgehhhh geeeehhg!!

>>379414995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKRyzRyCC7M
thoughts on this Caramel?

>>379415503
I'll bet that shithead my car, thing is he dont have anything to put up.

>>379426738
> Trusting David Baiter

>>379416552
>Kojima said the same thing last year

He did not you fucking retard he revealed the game at E3 last year.

>>379414995
You Are A Massive Fag

>>379452345
I can't speak for him because I think he's wrong,
but there is something here we don't quite get that might be in that video.
something fucky is going on. We ARE going to get rused, we just don't know exactly how yet.

>>379448640
mgs is over let it go

>Just finished MGSV.

God damn that is one big pile of unfinished.

>>379453325
not yet.

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>>379414995

>>379448224
No.
Where in my comment does it sound like I'm triggered? Bitch.

>>379453452
Kojima : I want to make a game, and release 1/3rd of it 2 years after it's came out if everyone plays nice and disarms all the nukes required for the last half.
Konami: That is fucking stupid, you're going to piss everyone off, there is no way we are going to ok that.
Kojima: Prease, I'rr make them rike it.
Konami: Ok fine, but you better not fuck this up or it will be both our asses.

e3 2017

>>379453761
you should have used name Punished Caramel

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>>379454205
what even is the caramel lore anymore

>Oxford
What the actual fuck. How connected is Kojima?
https://academic.oup.com/neurosurgery/article-abstract/37/3/552/2753926/Treatment-of-Hypertensive-Cerebellar-Hemorrhage

Caramel has 3 vowels
Half-Life 3 confirmed

>>379454205
done.
Capping everything for e3. Shit is going down.

So /v/,
How do you say caramel?
car-mel or car-uh-mel?

>>379454929
Luh-I-ing Puh-eesch uh-f -sch-ee-t

>>379454929
carmel.
caramel gibson is a frenchie so he would probably argue with that.

>>379455050
This

imo there's two kinds of leaks.
A fake one and a leak everyone can agree is legit.

Caramel's credibility is about as real as Sasha Grey's acting.

>>379455328
Caramel is a cuck. There is a ruse brewing, but FIB and caramel are both wrong.
Pythonselkan is the only one that is consistent in the predictions. I think there is something going on.

They left the unfinished cutscenes in mgsv on purpose.
They gave the incentive to the nuke disarm ending on purpose and let the people data mine it.
They put ishmael in the hospital in front of those people that were shot during the cutscene and then put him behind snake in the doorway on purpose. He is a hallucination.

There is something happening here.

>>379456028
i agree with you in the third point, theres something weird...

>>379456028
I always wondered that part about snake being in front of the crowd. But it seemed like a classic misdirection imo

>giving a tripfag this much attention
/v/ really is in an all time low, isn't it?

>>379456140
there is something happening. They've screamed at us with clues at this point.

>>379456191
rewatch the parts where they are both in the ambulance and get hit with the windshield glass. I think it wasn't misdirection as much as it was deliberate you could misconstrue what was happening. It makes since if you're playing the long con, it would mean that kojima worked on mgsv in writing longer than people assume imo.

Is caramel right or is he just a really weird attention whore? A part of me wants him to be right but he's probably wrong, and I'm realizing this is one of the best methods to attention whore on /v/. Fucking fag fuck off. Just using the series to boost yourself.

Has anyone ever considered that the opening scene to the Nuclear trailer might be an ending that plays in the event that nuclear disarmament fails to occur by a certain date set by Konami? The alternative scene being the datamined Peace cutscene?

>>379456597
caramel is wrong.
but something is going to happen.

>>379456624
yes

>>379456624
actually no, i haven't heard that one yet.
I wouldn't think they would punish everyone for failing.

So, just entertain the possibility that Caramel is right. What does /v/ do then? Would /v/ shit themselves?

I believe that kojima made a new team to run DS dev, but also has his own team that he's running at konami secretly to finish ch3. I believe HES DOING IT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!! that way he can be fired, but still worked for them and sony at the same time.

There is nothing new about DS since they finished ch3 and readied it for e3 crunch time.

>>379457090
people would just start looking forward to the game and ignore caramel

he thinks he's some kind of genius because he was able to put the pieces together, but the thing is people just didn't even entertain the idea because it's so ridiculous

it's like if the flying spaghetti monsters was actually the one true god

>>379457090
if anything happens /v/ is going to shit and nut at the same time.

>>379457090
if he is right (he isnt) it's more metal gear for us and silent hills.

If he's wrong (he is) it's a gangbang

>>379457124
yeah nah, you lost me. That's Alex Jones crazy. Oh god, is Caramel the Alex Jones of /v/?

>>379443936
that screencap is not him, totally different tripcode, you stupid faggot.

>>379457207
>>379457194
he is wrong.
it's more metal gear. pythonselkan is the only one that knows whats up.

>>379457268
im not caramel or fib, their shit is stupid compared to what im suggesting.

>>379457268
whats wrong with alex jones?

>>379457194
here's the thing though
there is nothing ridiculous or unusual about Hideo Kojima lying about a video game

>>379457494
on this scale after this length of time it's absolutely fucking ridiculous

>>379450780
Clearly Bridges is a sub-sector of the Pentagon

>>379457592
it's not though
it's more ridiculous to think he managed to get his shit together in less than a year

>>379457494
>>379457592
10-15 years is a good amount of time for a double ruse if you've been doing it for 30 years.
kojima has something up his sleeve.

>>379457738
I think you're under estimating him.

>>379426738
How fucking old are you? Seriously.

>hurr I saw this old fucking tweet somewhere that confirms these retarded nonsensical tripfag theories right durrrrrrr

Please just kill yourself already.

>>379445418
Looks fun for a few hours, then extremely repetitive. Kinda like MGSV.

>>379457871
let me clarify
it's retarded to think a japanese dev would get fired from his lifelong career and bounce back in less than a year with a new project

>>379458085
that was years old bait.
you're a dumbass.

>>379458191
Yeah, I think he's been planning this as the exit from MGS ,but hes going to finish with a bang instead of a whimper.

>>379458085
The irony.

Get bent underage fag.

>>379457738
yes it is you retard, you cannot possibly argue that if the ruse is real it's anything but the biggest and most insane entertainment ruse in history

>>379414812
>Caramel
Literally who

>>379414995
You know for the sheer amount of hate you get, i actually want you to be right just to watch /v/ flood with tears and being BTFO via ruse cruise, but i know it won't happen because E3 refuses to do anything worthwhile and its depressing as almighty fuck being reminded year after year after year that E3 is gonna blow massive fucking chode.

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>It's a Caramel makes another alter ego to fool you even harder episode.

All these name fags are him.

>>379458487
not really, it only required Geoff Keighly publicly uttering the words "Kojima has been fired"

>>379458780
no faggot. he went to bed for a change.
I still think he might be fib, but i would need to review the proof again.

>>379458252
>years old

I literally said it was old you fucking dipshit. And it wasn't bait, he really tweeted that.

>>379458376
Stop samefagging, I'm probably your biological father.

>>379457090
I like how this nigger right here speaks of him like he has some fame or status.
He is a worthless attention seeking trip faggot with the highest levels of autism. Lives his life in Kojima's asshole and shit posts every fucking thread. Got shunned from multiple places and seeks now asylum and even more attention.
Whatever comes /v/ will continue to ignore or completely filter this degenerate and move on with their lives.

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>>379459206
eat a dick faggot.
you took that bait.

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Caramel, just kill yourself, my man.

>>379458952
yes really, a game that sold five million copies being intentionally disappointing and having fake game announcements and cancellations and a public feud between kojima and konami and intentional bad PR for a publically traded company is a ridiculously ambitious ruse

>>379458952
>only required Geoff Keighly publicly uttering the words "Kojima has been fired"

And removing Kojima from the executive board of Konami, and removing his name from the Metal Gear products. And committing stock fraud by ling to investors about firing their cashcow. Only a retard would think there's some ruse here.

>>379459372
>hurr durr it was bait u took the bait durrffff

No, you just can't read and made a dumbass mistake. Kys you attention seeking faggot.

>>379459447
dr.caramel isn't here right now, I'll leave a message.
>>379459584
no u. you literally took the bait in an autistic tier manner trying to call it out implying it wasn't bait to begin with.

>>379459584
did any of those things actually happen?
>>379459561
oh you guys are just memespouting

get out of here underages you aren't even old enough to remember his last two game announcements

>>379459772
the moby dick ruse was fucking nothing nigger, this is NOTHING like it

it's closer to the raiden ruse but it's MUCH bigger than that

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>>379459447
>Curious and searched that on google images
>On a monitored work network

Whelp I guess I'll need to get used to being raped in jail.

>>379459908
with the exception of Kojima being put on a """"long vacation"""" literally what is different about it