>Apologies to our fans, Death Stranding will not be @ E3 as

>>379385391
>won't be at E3.
>Wants to be seen during E3.
This another ruse?

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>>379385391
What the actual fuck. Caramel was right. It won't be at E3 because it's actually Silent Hills.

Because fuck E3? it's for retarded dorito calladuty games
not an auteur like Kojima

>>379385391
So when does caramel kill himself?

>>379385391
>Bridges
Jeff Bridges confirmed

ANYONE WHO FALLS FOR THIS IS AN IDIOT
KOJIMA SAID HE HAD NOTHING TO SHOW LAST E3
BE SMART, DON'T BE A FOOL

He's technically telling the truth since he's not showing Death Stranding, he's showing Silent Hills.

Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 has not yet been released.
Kojima was never fired.

GET FUCKED CARAMEL

GET

FUCKING

WRECKED

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF ALREADY YOU TRANNY PIECE OF GARBAGE

NO ONE LOVES YOU

NOT EVEN YOURSELF

DO THE WHOLE WORLD A FAVOR AND STREAM SHOVING A GUN UP THAT DISGUSTING PUTRID WOUND YOU CALL A VAGINA AND PULL THE TRIGGER

THATS THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT YOU COULD EVER PROVIDE

JUST MAN UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND PULL THE TRIGGER

>>379390480
lmao

>>379390346
Anything to back that up?
I want to believe

Is this just another ruse?

>>379390783
Nope, just a mentally ill thing and their delusions. When E3 is over and nothing is shown, it will move goalposts saying the reveal will be at TGS and so on and so forth, being proven wrong each time.

>>379390346
Seriously hope you'll gas yourself after this 2bh

What the fuck is this thread?

THE WEBS READ SILENT HILLS? INCOMING SUEING

>>379390140
>>379390480
Caramel?

>>379385391
Why don't you use the catalog? Serious question

GUYS GUYS WAIT

WHAT IF

BEAR WITH ME NOW

BUT WHAT IF

Caramel is Kojima

Think about it

>why the name caramel?
>at any conference, kojimasan needs a translator but when he tries to speak english, he sounds like he has a mouth full of caramel
>he's purposefully coming off as really crazy to shake the faith of the entire board to even further the ruse
>broken sentences because of google translate

>>379390783
on geoffs stream he pointed out kojimas shirt had 'ds' written on it but kojima told him that it was nothing
still doesnt prove shit

>>379391597
Don't encourage it to do anything except die.

>>379390346
so uh caramel, i logged into mgsv last night and there was a Ford F150 truck parked at my base.
I couldn't drive it though

I'm not going to care about Death Stranding or whatever the hell it's going to end up named as until it looks like something I'll enjoy playing.
I just want to see what Itsuno's working on.

>>379391459
Metal gear?

>>379392715
Tasty.

>>379391812
caramel please help

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Konica and Dorito pope sure are friendly...

>>379393857
Geoff feeds Kojima interviews with Hollywood talent like James Gunn and Kojima keeps Geoff up to date on the internals of the game industry.

It's symbiotic, but Geoff knows deep down that Kojima could drop him at any point now that he is making friends with Hollywood connections. And it's all because Geoff set these things up for him in the first place, pretty ironic he will be the undoing of the friendship he sought to maintain.

>>379390346
fuck off, nigger

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>>379385391
Kojima fags are the most retarded cancerous fanbase, he's LITERALLY never made a good game

>>379394740
I liked MGSV, but yeah, they're complete retards.

>>379385391
Did Kojima and Geoff fuck yet?

>>379394259
Maybe Kojima actually appreciates Geoff as a friend beyond the favors he can provide... nah that's just crazy talk

>>379390284
Kekekekekek

>>379386128
>We want to focus on development
>They currently have a 100 people on the team, aiming for 300
>Kojima, Ayako, his translator, and Ken Ichimori are all going to e3
>that leaves 96 employees back in Japan
>Those employees aren't allowed to release a trailer

The logic is nonsense. Every team works on development. Just because Kojima and his 3 little shit head friends went to e3 doesn't mean they cannot reveal a trailer or won't be able to work on development

This is a cop out, the real reason is because they didn't prepare any fucking trailers for this game

>>379390346

This is getting ridiculus Caramel and you know it, take it easy and lay off the internet for a while my man, I'm starting to te get really worried for your health.

>>379395328
No shit genius, making a trailer is what actually would take time away from development

>>379395416
this

>>379395416
It doesn't take a whole team of 96 people to do it shit head.

>>379395328
no the real reason is because death stranding won't be there, chapter 3 will be.

Who /Caramel Suicide Watch/ here?

>>379395463
And how many people does it take? How long does it take? What amount of work is sacrificed?

>>379395202
I doubt it, Kojima has a big ego.

>people legitimately upset on a personal level with Kojimbo

Grow up.

>>379395584

Not that anon but for some reason I feel like Geoff and Kojima are legit friends.

>>379385391
>we are fully focused on development
>see you at E3

This is why you got fired you fucking egomaniac hack.

>>379395778
Fucking this!
>I'm too busy, but I'll be at E3
WTF

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It's also been spotted on concept art for the 'Ludens' character, which is also pretty firmly connected to the Trailer 2 pod-baby (same glass 'blackout' effect, same design and materials, same exact stenciling and phrasing of instructional/warning text).

This being a star-shaped cobweb reinforces at least some degree of cultural connection to our USA.

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>>379395778

He's going to come on stage as usual and say with his usual broken engrish

"HERO SORRY THE GAMU TAKUSU LONGU TO DEVEROPURU HERE IS A SHORT WIDEO ON WHAT WE WORKU"

*Shit 2min CGI with hipster trash music starts playing*

>>379391597
>at any conference, kojimasan needs a translator but when he tries to speak english, he sounds like he has a mouth full of caramel
Lmao

>>379396046
>sorry the game takes so long
it's been barely two years since they started from scratch. they didn't have an engine until like nine months ago.

>>379395328
Im guessing you're American

D.C. is in the middle of that web.

>>379395328
>the real reason is because they didn't prepare any fucking trailers for this game
So?

>>379395584
Fucking no one here knows how Kojima really is, and even less knows anything about friends.

>>379396046
Oh boy, one of those fat as fuck redditors who unironically uses asterisks to describe actions.
Which subreddit do you come from, /r/neverbegameover, maybe?
How about you keep your ebin as fug reddit maymays such as le epic asterisks and shit like "Ummmm" in there?

>>379396046
>"HERO SORRY THE GAMU TAKUSU LONGU TO DEVEROPURU HERE IS A SHORT WIDEO ON WHAT WE WORKU"
What?
He's been working on it for less than a year.
Seriously, what's up with Kojima and /v/, that makes people think he can put together enough stuff in a year to showcase it?
Which developer set your standards for this?

>>379386459
No.

>>379395328
If they have nothing to show.
Why even go?
It's a ruse man.

>>379388376
Oh shut up you Kojima dick sucking mongoloid. Metal Gear Solid 5 was at every E3

>We can't afford to send 2 guys in suits to show you a 1 minute video, KTHXBYE DONT FORGET TO PREORDER

>>379396046
Quotes and asterisks.
Amazing how you newfags will use everything but greentext.
Cancerous pieces of shit.

>>379386459
naw, I don't think he would have worded it like that if it was the case. I think he would have made it more matter of fact so he could unveil something else with a bigger impact. The we're focused on development part makes me think it's genuine.

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>>379390480

>>379399315
And MGS games are COD-tier garbage.

>>379399494
>And MGS games are COD-tier garbage.

Why do you say that?

>>379399583
>casualized, repetitive gameplay
>terrible VAs
>terrible plots
>nothing but gimmicks added in later games in order to cover up the fact that they are all more of the same
I'll give it to them that MGSV didn't use a 20 year old engine.

>>379390480
Lmao he actually fell for Kojis ruse! HAHAHA, YOU'LL FUCKING SEE!!!!

>Death Stranding will not be @ E3

Suuure
winkwink nudgenudge

>>379399720
>nothing but gimmicks added in later games
Yes like the ability to AIM in MGS2 and the ability to turn the camera in MGS3. What a bunch of silly gimmicks

>>379400496
I think the fact that you couldn't aim in MGS1 and that you couldn't turn the camera in MGS2 are simply baffling.
Three fucking entries to move the camera, just shows how little gameplay matters in this, now fortunately dead franchise.

>>379385391
>Apologies to our fans, Death Stranding will not be @ E3 as we have only made trailers for the game and have no actual gameplay yet. Pls see me with @geoffkeighley on 6/14!

>>379395991
I've never seen anyone mention that giant scar on that forehead.

>>379400584
That's because you're underage. That was normal back in the day, MGS1 control pretty much like RE2.

>>379400705
No shit they have no gameplay, a year ago they didn't even have an engine.
Seriously, why does /v/ always go full retard with Kojima?
Why do people suddenly forget everything about how videogame development works?
You actually think anything can be done in less than a year?
It's the same as when I see people praising the FOX Engine for running good, despite the fact that, aside from lighting, it's absolutely average and doesn't stand out in any way whatsoever.

>>379400867
So I should praise MGS for doing something everyone else was doing?
How did this franchise get sequels in the first place?
Who the hell likes this garbage?

CHAPTER 3 IS CONFIRMED!

Web connected at 5 points and represents that which bridges the 5 different dimensions together. Kojima will be at E3 and will be making history. Kojima has secretly been the subject of a documentary that has been filming for 2+ years, E3 will be the climax, i've had a slight role in the filming. Camera's will follow Kojima on stage and document this historic reveal. Everyone take off work this is gonna be the biggest moment in gaming history trust me. The building will be chanting KOJIMA! KOJIMA! He will become a icon in entertainment and the talk of the entire industry for the coming weeks..I can't stress how big this is..the reveal(s) have been moved to the end of the event in fear the announcement will cause rioting. Basically..Kojima is gonna bring down the house...see you all there ;)

>>379401445
kek

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>>379390346
I believe in caramel.
I believe Death Stranding is Silent Hills
I believe we will get an MGS 30th anniversary extravanganza consisting of the MGS3 fox engine remake, chapter 3 of MGSV, and the MGS4 PS4 HD remaster.

This thread is pure autism.

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Okay, time to get this sorted
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134217

>>379385391
Sony is holding Kojima's work ethic back just like Konami did!

#SonyShit
#10yeardevcycle
#kickpatreon
#capeshit

>>379403679
>Not "Caramel is a stupid fuck please rape his face" option

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Time to move the goal post .... AGAIN it seems

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>>379401445
>KOJIMA! KOJIMA!
holy shit my sides