>E3 2017 kojima productions presentation. lights go out, you

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Sounds like a lie to me

He's gonna show off Ape Escape 4 and then Mads Mikkelsen will show up in an Ape Escape monkey costume

>>379370518
when will you fags stop
kojima wanted to stop making metal gear 30 years ago

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>>379370518
all of them released on PC as well

>>379370803
This
Metal Gear is Springtime For Hitler: The Game, and you faggots just keep buying it

Well, we found our kojihack copypasta for until E3.

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geoff keighley wakes up... it was all a dream

>E3
>Sony conference
>kojima comes out in a suit
>"fucka roo white deviru, metar geeru bad meemaru"
>crowd explodes in anger
>sony conference burns down in flames
>E3 cancelled
>LA turned into ugandan warzone
>war rages on so hard it escapes the rest of america
>calexit has been reached

>>379370803
This. It should've ended at 2, the highest peak in the series.

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>even Thomas Pynchon acknowledges Kojima in his book

I'm official a #rusecruisemissile now.

>>379370518
this is more likely to happen :

30th anniversary of metal gear, konami conference in streaming, they annunounce hd remaster of metal gear solid series, meanwhile at E3 death stranding gameplay was shown and is a cinematic shit that disappointed all metal gear's fans and looks like shit

>>379372058
Shhhh. Don't ruin the kojishill's dreams or else it'll be a salty shitfest

>>379370973
>The Producers: "Keep it gay"
>Hideo Kojima: "I am not a gay"
definitely implores you to ponder

i just spent an hour or so on 2ch trying to ascertain whether or not they think a ruse is possible
they think it could be a ruse, you guys

>>379370518
>Kojima dressed as Solid Snake
>Doesn't start with "Kept you waiting huh?"

Obviously fake.

>>379372337
Do you think koji would at least be gay for ryan gosling?
I'd be gay for ryan gosling

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As every day goes past non-believers are getting more and more nervous.

>>379370803
>Zone of the Enders 3 was canned for MGSV

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>tfw been in the ruse cruise for so long that i dont know whats real anymore and im starting to believe less and less as e3 aproach

>>379372738
nah I'm still confident because both of the last times you said this, PSX and VGAs, it didn't happen. keep larping tho.

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>>379371727
>V. is the debut novel of Thomas Pynchon
It never fucking ends.

>>379372738
Your delusional caramel

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>>379371727
>>379373172
wait wtf
This can not be a coincidence.

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>>379373172
>>379373282
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>379372916
Still hurts.

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why do people want remasters over new games

>>379373682
Because the industry time after time keeps proving that they can no longer make new games.

>>379373682
Nostalgia. I'll admit I was extremely hyped when they said that ZOE was getting an HD remaster.

>>379373682
No idea, but i guess it's the same as imagining your favourite movie, something out of the early 1920-30's and seeing it with a camera and lighting that doesn't make it look like WW1 footage made with a potato, i'm not actually sure how it applies to games since the worst offender in terms of graphics being unable to keep up are borderline forgotten PS1 games

>>379370518
Bad copypasta, stop trying to make it a thing

>>379375626
>E3 2017
kojima productions presentation. lights go out, you see silhouette on the stage. lights go on, it's kojima dressed as solid snake. in heavily broken engrish he says: "kojima productions is proud to say we have bought back the rights to metal gear". mgs alert sound plays. footage of all metal gear games remastered in hd plays on giant screen behind him. zillions of fans cum everywhere, filling the stadium with so much semen that they drown.
The end.

Whats the reason for all the hype about MGS? I don't get it. Whats so good about it? I can't actually bring myself to liking it, it seems like a very very generic shooter with alot of edge. Whats the catch? Story?

>>379370625
>death stranding was actually a methaphor for monkey's swing

Gave me the giggles.