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"Nintendo' E3 2017 Main News Briefing Is 30 Minutes,

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Ouch.

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendos-e3-2017-main-news-briefing-is-30-minutes/1100-6450594/
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It's not looking good Nintenbros...
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>>379324038
>Destroyed everyone with one game
>Now they're going to destroy them in half an hour
kek, gaming companies on suicide watch.
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The Switch really doesnt have any games
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>>379324038
If they only focus on one game like they did last e3 then they will be fine
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someone wanna buy my nintendo switch?
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d-damn... what are we going to do, nintenbros...

ill get the noose
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>>379324038
Yeah its gonna get eaten up by mario, no smash port coming it seems, too little time for it. Especially when you know they'll talk about kirby and indies for awhile.
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>>379324038
The only way I would feel it was a dissapointment, is that there's no new games

Breath of the wild last year worked because they went all out on a new game that they knew was great, they have Super Mario Odessy now but who knowd
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I dont understand why Nitnendo is lacking games like this and then starving their own fanbase for an entire year. What good business is that?
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>>379324038
>30 minutes
>At least 5 minutes of it will be Mario vs Rabbids
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I hope they'll announce splatoon 2 coming out earlier than july 21st
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Oh boy I sure can't wait for the rabbids developer interview that takes up 15 minutes.
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>>379324435
Yeah... who needs more games haha
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In which location are the electronic media used for interactive entertainment
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Not a problem if it follows the format the April Direct had

Keep in mind that Treehouse's purpose is to showcase more game footage and have interviews

Also the games that are having invitationals, aka Splatoon 2, Arms and Pokken will barely be mentioned because of them

This was April's format btw
0:14 - Intro
0:41 - Hey! Pikmin
1:33 - Ever Oasis
2:31 - Monster Hunter Stories
3:12 - YO-KAI WATCH 2: Psychic Specters
4:00 - Culdcept Revolt
4:23 - RPG Maker Fes
5:03 - Miitopia
6:06 - Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
6:46 - Team Kirby Clash Deluxe
7:23 - Kirby's Blowout Blast
8:06 - BYE-BYE BOXBOY!
9:18 - The Legend of Zelda amiibo
9:27 - Super Smash Bros. amiibo
9:44 - ARMS
17:07 - New Joy-Con Color & Battery Pack
17:30 - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
18:38 - Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers!
19:39 - Minecraft: Nintendo Switch Edition
20:40 - NEOGEO Arcade Archives
20:56 - Sonic Forces
21:39 - Sonic Mania
21:58 - Project Mekuru
22:37 - Fate/Extella
23:05 - Disgaea 5 Complete
23:38 - Puyo Puyo Tetris
24:45 - Monopoly
25:16 - Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition
25:53 - Sine Mora EX
26:21 - Battle Chasers: Nightwar
26:44 - Payday 2
27:16 - NAMCO MUSEUM
27:56 - Standalone Nintendo Switch Dock Info
28:18 - Splatoon US Inkling Open
28:50 - Splatoon 2
35:36 - Sign Off
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>>379324909
here comes the defense force
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>>379324909
Came on here to say exactly this. I really enjoyed that Direct's quickfire no-nonsense approach and any games that need further detail can be covered in Treehouse
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>>379324909
hey man fuck you
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its over............................................................................................................ we lost guys..............................................................
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>>379325024
how can one fanbase be so cucked
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>>379324038
Wow, and I almost got my hopes up this time. Looks like I still won't have a reason to get a shitch.
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they said they would focus on 2017 games only, looks like its the case. Dont expect much surprises other than the leaks we've seen and maybe Xenoblade 2 actually being a 2017 game. Oh, and a MHXX localization for this year.

Otherwise, it's par for the course. The big surprises for next year will come next year, in a January Direct. Only people who pretend like they dont know this are shitposters.
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>>379324972
well it's accurate. Nintendo has shown that they can fit a lot in a short presentation.
It's their new format.
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>>379324038
That sounds good though.

I don't understand why anyone would be upset.
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>>379325136
DAMMIT MOOT
I just got out of that shitty thread too, you only did this to hurt me.
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>>379324637
They're only going to be talking about Switch games, so Kirby will be restrained to Treehouse probably
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Who cares, we get three days of Treehouse Live to make up for it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>379324038
Look at every conference other than Nintendo. There are alot of dick sucking/trailers/statistics/game demos. If Nintendo actually has 30 minutes of just new video game announcements, we'll be fine.
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Starting to get scared about my Switch
Am I gonna get Wii U'd? I don't want Nintendo to fuck me.
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>>379324038
>linking directly to cuckspot

Delete yourself
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>>379324038
On the best case, they will just cut down the bullshit and focus on games and announcements.
On the worst case, they just don't have anything to show.
On the most likely case, they are gonna announce things after the direct like last year for some strange reason.
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>we have tons of games coming to our system
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>>379325136
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>30 minutes
No. This is where everyone is getting "le 30 minutes" meme from

>When: On Tuesday, June 13, the show starts right after the Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017 presentation about 9:30 a.m. PT. On Wednesday and Thursday, June 14-15, the show starts about 10 a.m. PT.*

As you can see, Treehouse is on June 14-15, and the Nintendo presentation is on the 13th, so it's not 30 minutes. Literally fake news
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>>379325390
If you aren't a little fagglet who started playing video game sin 2013 you should have been used to Nintendo fucking you in the ass since the N64 days.
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>show 10min of mario footage
>autists go crazy
>nintendo won according to autists

the bar is not very high for nintendo
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>>379325654
the presentation is 30 minutes
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>>379324909

That's actually a pretty great lineup for 35 minutes

Here's hoping the showcase turns out great
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STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
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>>379325654
are you retarded. It clearly says that there is a Treehouse on the 13th, at 9:30, after the Spotlight. We already know that the presentation starts at 9:00, so the Spotlight is 30 minutes.
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>>379325136
fuck me, my sunny calming sunset got overwritten by the worst OP in anime history for a junk show that should have stuck to OVAs
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>>379325654
>2017
>still posting dead Wahooo Man
kill yourself
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Surely it can't get any worse right? Surely E3:2015 was the last terrible Ninty E3...r-right?


>48:15 for maximum disbelief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAab-4qIWZo
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>>379324909
Who keeps a list like this
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>>379325390
boi you gon get a good black dicking on the 13th
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>>379325931
there's actually gonna be games worth looking forward to at least, just no surprises.
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>>379324909

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS NINTENBRO TRYING TO BRING LOGIC INTO A SHIT POSTING THREAD, GO BACK TO NEOFAG
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>>379324637
Why the fuck do you want a Smash port? I want the Switch to be something that's a little more than the Wii U 1.5
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30 minutes is sufficient for a direct. The treehouse stream is like 12 hours long with at least twenty minutes dedicated to everything they show.
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>>379324435
>like last E3

>Only game they had was Zelda
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So does this confirm there will yet again be no Metroid? Nintendo is fucking dead.
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>>379325964
Apparently, Nintendo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X06fvObnG0
Check the description.
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>>379326067
shh, the Sonybros don't want to hear it.
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>>379326065
Probably because a totally new Smash game is completely unrealistic at this point.
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>>379324909

This
Also that it was clear this showcase would heavily focus Switch over the 3DS
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>>379326173
Unless you think Metroid is a 2017 game, it aint happening.
>he thinks Metroid defines the success of the company
lmao
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>>379326173
I don't know how you would come to that conclusion
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>>379326065
I don't want a smash port
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>>379324038
based nintendo keeping it short
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I don't know what you guys were expecting, has nintendo EVER had a good e3 show? They don't care about it
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>>379326285
They've pretty much explicity stated that the Spotlight will ONLY be Switch games. Mainly 2017 (whcih means there will be announcements for later years) but no 3DS announcements
Of course they'll spend half the Treehouse talking about fucking Ultra Sun and Moon
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>>379324038

That's kind of scary, but in their last general direct they were speeding through all their announcements and not wasting time going into depth about each game, so I'm hopeful. They can go more in-depth in videos that are focused on one game.
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>>379325931

With Super Mario Odyssey and Xenoblade 2 it's already better than 2015's E3. My hope is that they dont spend too much time on games we damn near know everything about like ARMS or Splatoon 2.
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>>379326426
E3 2010. Most of the games they showed turned out to be shit ironically.
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>>379324972
>>379324909

>Nintendo shows a previous event with a short time

>HURR DURR NINTENDO DEFENSE FORCE

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>379326426
Most recently 2014
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>>379326173
>Metroid
No one buys Metroid. You probably haven´t bought Metroid ever before either.

From all the constant begging for Metroid on here you'd think it was some major franchise that regularly sells multiple millions.
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>>379326242
how? The first year is bogged down with party/fighting games in ARMS and Pokken. It will be 4 years since release next year, and most people have played Sm4sh thanks to it being on both Wii U and the more widely owned 3DS.
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>>379326324
I'm not talking about the success of the company, more like the success of the fans. Doesn't seem like they give a shit though, sadly.

If what you say is true, and I really hope you don't think Nintendo is that incompetent that they aren't going to announce

>a new Metroid
>a new F-Zero
>a new Smash
>a new pokemon

But instead, just Mario Odyssey, Zelda DLC, and Rabbids Kingdom then that is just incredibly sad and a real bummer for a long time Nintendo fan like myself and many others.
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>>379326168

Yes, that's the idea. BOTW alone destroyed everything else that year. It was actually a stroke of genius to put all the focus on that single game.
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>>379324038
>Its a op doesn't know what he is talking about episode
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I thought we were supposed to win this time around...
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>>379326605
They will, its just not happening at E3. Considering their release schedule, its just unlikely they can fit any of those games in 2017. Those announcements will come later in Directs to the fans, you niggers should know this.
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>>379326426

Nintendo had the best showing in 2014. But that's mostly due to Sony and Microsoft both having utter shit conferences. Plus the Treehouse was a nice change of pace.
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>>379324909
>no metroid
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>>379324038
Probably the same amount of content that all the other conferences have if you take out:

Clapping
Showing not exclusive stuff
Celebrities
Sports
Indie
Games coming out a couple years from now
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>>379324038
Microsoft and Nintendo better fucking deliver this year man.
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>>379326597
You are indeed the only person I've ever seen that thinks this way.
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So who else is done with Nintendo after the Wii U scam?
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There's a group of people on this board who are figuratively burying their heads in the sand, ignoring all proof that contradicts their opinions.

And it isn't who you think.
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>>379326597
>It will be 4 years since release next year
And only 1,5 since the last Smash direct, when they finally stopped working on Smash 4.

>most people have played Sm4sh thanks to it being on both Wii U and the more widely owned 3DS
Don't kid yourself.
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>>379326168
If it was as killer as BOTW was, it would be fine.

But it won't be. Not even close. Nintendo is full of themselves.
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>>379326173
Probably no, Microsoft isn't announcing Halo 6, Nintendo isn't announcing Metroid 5, E3 is going to be a shit show.
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>30 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>379326878
I'm just naive. I dont want another four years of Sm4sh.
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>>379324038
i hope to god NMH3 is one of the games they will show. i'm not asking for anything else
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>>379326065
Another anon here but I want them to merge the 3DS and Wii-U content together and have that to play while we wait for Smash 5. I don't want to have to pull out the Wii-U whenever I want to play Smash 4 either.

A Smash 4 port would be quick and easy for them to do and wouldn't even take resources away from more important projects. There's nothing bad about them making one.
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>>379324038
15 minutes will be taken up by Reggie and co talking.

Watch it happen.
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>>379326924
>he bought a Wii U
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>>379327073
The next game would, at best, be a port of smash 4 with all DLC.

Like Mariokart.

Sakurai doesn't want to work on it, and they used bamco for pokken DX instead.
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>>379326943
Elaborate, you big sack of dog shit.
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>>379324909
Yea, the quickfire is what I'm expecting now. Small trailers and release dates, few reveals here and there, treehouse can handle serious gameplay stuff. Plus they prob won't have 15/30 be just two of the Games like Arms and Splatoon were in the April one.
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It's just going to be trailers, 30min is plenty of time for a bunch of 3min videos. Demos are gonna be on the treehouse thing.
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>>379327258
Wow, rude.
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>>379327175
you fags shilled it here for years. Don't even pretend you didn't.
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>>379327073
They're not going to top Smash 4 any time soon. Especially not in the roster department.
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>>379326795
>Nintendo had the best showing in 2014. But that's mostly due to Sony and Microsoft both having utter shit conferences
You are absolutely delusional and mentally ill, Nintendicksucker history revisionist WE WUZ E3 WIINARZ N SHIIIET.
Bloodborne was announced at E3 214.
To this day the game has raptured asses like only less than a handful prior to it could.
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it'll be 30 minutes of Skyrim
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For as long as the treehouse gives us actual gameplay. I don't really care that much what they do about their trailer showcase to be honest.
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>>379324038
nintendo really only needs to show off their "big game" and show a bunch of trailers to get the crowd roaring
they're not like (for example) microsoft where some old guy blathers on about having sports networks on your console and stupid shit like that for 20 minutes
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>>379324909

>RPG Maker Fes

I forgot about that game holy shit
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>>379327431
So they're just going to say "fuck you" to all the people who spent $100 on the game + DLC on Wii U?
They should at least give a discount since they have an actual account system now.
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>>379327505
Sounds good to me! I am hella hyped for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Nintendo Switch! It is honestly one of the best, if not THE best, open-world RPG! I'm pre-ordering it as soon as I get the chance. To be perfectly honest, not even that boring new Mario game can compare with Skyrim! This is gonna turn the Switch game library from 0 to 100!
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>>379327463
80% of the "ruptured asses" from bloodborne are false flaggers who only own a ps4 and need to construct a straw man to laugh at
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>>379327463
cool falseflag, will add to my filtered pile
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>>379327825
>So they're just going to say "fuck you" to all the people who spent $100 on the game + DLC on Wii U?
Yes. It's not like you didn't get to play the stuff you bought, is it?
That is how these GOTY/Deluxe editions of games work all the time. It's pretty much only on PC where you get a discount on stuff like that.
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Oh no we won't have an extra 15 minutes of developer story and robot chicken so sad :(
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I'm actually curious as to what they'll show. Dedicated directs to Pokemon and arms makes me think they're not planning to give them the full trailer experience during the direct
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>>379328105
how do you know that? They could easily bloat this out if they want to.
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>>379328104
No, it isn't the same situation.
Smash is a multiplayer game. For any other multiplayer game that has a GOTY edition (like Injustice) there aren't differences between the GOTY and the base game, the GOTY just has all the DLC, they can still play online together. The playerbase doesn't split.
If they port Smash they are splitting the playerbase.
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>>379324038
i hate industry standards...
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>>379327825
>So they're just going to say "fuck you" to all the people who spent $100 on the game + DLC on Wii U?
yes. they didn't give a discount for MK8D and they wont for smash 4
just another case of nintendo fucking off their fans who bought a wii u.
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>>379328319
Honestly Wii u buyers deserve it
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My worst fear is this: they dedicate more than 10 minutes on a game we dont care about.

And im pretty sure I know just the game they're gonna waste time on.
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>>379327112
same here anon, same here. I need NMH Suda your time has come!!!
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>>379328372
I'm gonna bank on it being fake as long as possible
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t-this means nothing!

th-they still have the treehouse! im sure they'll have plenty of amiib... i mean games to show at the treehouse!

w-wahoo...!
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>>379324038
>Nintendo' E3 2017 Main News Briefing Is 30 Minutes, Apparently

Im a play devils avocado and just say that this in way is not that bad of a thing since the tree house shit is still going to be streamed.


So the 30 could be beneficial to them if done correctly. Since they can tease shit and then if the shit teased entices whichever viewers in some way than they can get some actual gameplay, Which is smart as fuck since nintendo and whoever is showing off the game can curate the shit shown to best show off the game, from the horses mouth so to speak. Which then can bypass the press as nintendo is known to do.


So beginning 30 min thing should be designed to entice viewers with the games shown. Which would then due to the tree house stream make it so the enticed viewers can get live game play of the thing that has enticed them. The game play shown would then be curated by the people showing it off to make it as best looking as possible which would then entice the viewer to pre order or buy the damn things


But then even then op is being a shitposting faggot and Nintendo has always done a not so long direct the past couple years where the exact same shit has been done
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>>379328371

Switch owners now shit ok Wii u owners? Seriously?
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>>379324038
Do they plan a treehouse? Could be Digital event for the featured big games + new titles, and the rest of the games just featured during gameplay moments later. People are mostly waiting for mario Odyssey + Xenoblade.
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>>379326426
2014 was best. Games, first zelda sneakpeak looking fresh as fuck, and new quality IP out of the blue when everybody was pointing at them for not producing new franchises.

My bet is that this year will just be eh. Mario and xenoblade look promising but we already know whats there for switch in 2017 since january. We want E3 for looking into the future, so its just frustrating when nintendo keeps it from us. We know theres stuff in the works, but fucking tell us about it.
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>>379328548
You're idiots, I shat on you long before I bought a switch
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they don't play cinematic bullshit so no surprise
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>>379328372
this looks like SHIT and FUCK the whole selfie this generation is obsessed with.. what are they THINKING?
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thats better than applause breaks every time someone says "inovation".
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>>379328371
Fuck off.
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>>379328605
of course they dont, how can you make mcdonalds toys cinematic?
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>>379328551
the Spotlight is specifically Switch games with a focus on 2017, which I guess leaves room for games beyond that, but I wouldnt hold my breath.

There will be Treehouse streams and tournaments throughout the weekend.
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>>379328548
>>379328603
>>379328371
>toddlers are beginning to turn on their own kind like a bunch of rabid dogs
What a time to be alive
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>>379328606
Ubisoft blitzed Iwata on his deathbed and got the rights.
Still hoping on hoax as well. I recall LKD and the gang believing Pokemon Stars was a thing and put that in their release list alongside this game. Now that Stars is btfo, who knows.
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>>379327930
Never.Ever.
>>379327963
You know it to be true.
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>>379324038
Not sure why people are surprised. It is 30 minutes more than last year.

Nintendo never had many games, and makes its bulk on large selling series such as pokemon, mario and zelda.
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>>379328849
>Idiots continue to believe tribalism is valuable
Wow, shocker
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>>379328426
How. Literally how can you still its fake. Its a fucking professional 3D render with legit models. They cant fake so well the aseptical look of the low budget mario games.
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>>379329090
Because it's not confirmed and I don't want it to exist. So I'll hope
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>>379328938
Nintendo publishes more games than MS and Sony every year. It's just that Nintendo has these Directs multiple times a year and mostly don't announce games 3+ years in advance
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>>379324909
>boxboy
i still want that amiibo so he can chill with my chibi robo amiibo. but it's like 50 bucks to import
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>>379328776
>focus on 2017
Well that means not much room for surprises there.
big games like Mario or xenoblades are likely to have a trailer + interview but nothing deep since they release late and will probably get individual directs later. Considering the even order, it's also likely the 3rd party games like Ubisoft/EA games will be shown during their dev's events, and only named for nintendo's.
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I feel like directs used to come more often and announce more games. Is it just me? Or has Nintendo's throughput significantly diminished?
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>>379329081
The Switch only has Wii U ports at the moment so it makes you look pretty silly if you shit on it while saying the Switch is good.
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>>379329306
I doubt they'll do interviews, but we probably will only get one or two new games announced, yeah
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>>379329223
Yeah, but nintendo only have those games, while the other 2 have stronger third party.
Im not even talking shit about nintendo, im just saying you need to be a fool if you expected the Switch to be knee deep in games.
Even if they are trying to build a stronger third party base, it will take a while, not in one year.
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>>379328372
pretty sure that's what the treehouse stream is for
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>>379324909
I do miss the pageantry, Nintendo usually brought something unique to the E3 keynotes.
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>>379329306
>Well that means not much room for surprises there.
yep. I'm not expecting too much. This year already has Mario and Zelda, and I guess Splatoon, so I dont expect another big franchise being announced. Hoping to see Xenoblade 2 getting an actual 2017 release date.

I do have hopes of MHXX localization announcement though, that would be cool by me.
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Remember Sonyfriends:

Be sure to have your greentext lists ready to go so as to discount Nintendo's e3 regardless of what it may be. This way we can continue to call them delusional and maintain a victory for our company. Format it like so:
>reductive overly critical description of game 1
>reductive overly critical description of game 2
>etc
Followed by a dismissive statement stating how delusional the Nintendo fans are (be sure to use a derogatory name like Nintenbro or Nintenbro) and that Sony won this year.

When putting together your lists together, use terms like 'indieshit', 'port', 'waggleshit' (if it used motion controls) or other such buzzwords. Try to be creative but don't put too much time into it (we don't want them gaining momentum).

Good luck, let's win this year for Sony.
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>>379324038
The last few years have been 40 minutes, so i don't see the problem?
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>>379328372
>we
hurt feefees aren't something they should care about, it's about the whole system, not your special snowflake taste.
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>>379326605
METROID AND F ZERO SELL LIKE SHIT
SMASH JUST GOT TWO NEW GAMES 2 YEARS AGO
NINTENDO DOES NOT MAKE POKEMON GAMES

this has been a public service announcement
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Should be grateful it's 30 minutes. They have nothing to show.
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>>379327851
Nice try
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>>379324909
This. It is very possible for Nintendo to have a solid lineup to show, as long as they don't go full retard and spend 5+ minutes on one game.
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>>379329673
Are you seriously defending this rabbids shit
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I'm glad honestly

Usually it takes Nintendo 45 minutes to shred my hopes and dreams. It's 15 minutes quicker this year
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>>379329750
Mario Odyssey is gonna be the primary show piece, but a lot of the intricacies could be left to the treehouse. Lots of "fluff" could just be in the treehouse.
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>>379329090
Dude, it looks nothing like any Mario renders in quality. How can you think this shit is real?
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>>379329984
That's what I think. It's probably going to be structured like their previous presentation,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X06fvObnG0
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>>379329090
People can make pretty realistic fakes nowadays. Just look at the Smash fakes from last week, they all had legit 3D rendered models as well.

Pretty sure this one's real though.
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>>379329814
nintenbros like yourself will defend anything as long as it suits their corporate masters
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>>379329750

Mario Odyssey will no doubt be that one game. Every other game will get 2 minutes tops.
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>>379329814
It is all they have.
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>>379329994
It's made by Ubisoft.
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>>379324038
Well if they could pack so much info in the Pokemon Direct today, I think it's going to turn out fine...
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>>379324038
I will only get a switch if they release a new smash and not just a repackaged version of 4
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>>379330497
But that would mean putting an actual effort into the Switch
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>>379326191
DELETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>379324909

The Headline format was GOAT
Letting you know what was coming and putting question marks for unannounced stuff
They have to keep it
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Can't wait for even more ARMS and Splatoon 2 details.
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>>379326285
>That one time Nintendo hit us with Robot Chicken skits

What the hell was going on that year?
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>>379330276
Hopefully the spotlight still has a personality. It might be lame, but at least there's heart in most of their presentations.
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>>379331024
That was a really good way to do it. I hope they bring it back
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Why are sonygge rs so insecure?
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>>379331127
Given how long-retired Robot Chicken was culturally at that point, it was very appropriate for how out of touch Nintendo was at the time.
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>>379324038
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>>379331024
That's a direct though. This event is called their "spotlight." It might have a different structure.
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>>379331096
Maybe in the treehouse stream. I highly doubt they'll dedicate any time for those two games in their direct, especially considering we've got release dates for both of those games and they got a dedicated direct like 2 weeks ago
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Nintendo's best conference in years (2014) was 45 minutes so it isn't that weird to imagine to be honest.

It could just be shit though
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>>379324038
Their pre recorded stuff at E3 is usually pretty short. They spend most of the day doing live demos.
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>>379331249
Most of the people shitposting aren't even sony fanboys, just falseflaggers with lazy bait. No idea why mods don't just ban their shit.
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>>379324038
so either this is straight atom bombs top to bottom and the treehouse is gonna be stuff like arms and splatoon that everyone is already going to see a ton of, or nintendo literally has fucking nothing and i won't be buying a switch for quite some time.
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>>379326631
how much did BoTW sell?
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>>379326631
>It was actually a stroke of genius
They just didn't have anything else.
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>>379324038
I would rather have 30 minutes straight to the point that 30 minutes of trailers mixed in with an hour of interviews and shit nobody gives a fuck about.
Although it's true that this could be 30 minutes of shit nobody gives a fuck about. Well, we'll know next week.
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>>379328372
That'd be ironic, since Ubisoft is the master of wasting E3 time.

> Avatar
> Assassin's Creed movie
> Just Dance mobile
> laser tag
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Wasn't it confirmed that it would be a mix of pre-recorded and live stuff? I don't know if that was referring to Treehouse or not though.
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>>379326631
>E3 presentation restricted to only one area to prevent spoiling the game
>still showed literally everything to do in the game because of how shallow it is
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>>379324038
MAMA JUSTO!
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>>379324038
15 of which will be reminiscent of the history of the company.
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Do you remember when E3 presentations used to last like 2 hours long and be filled with shit like sales, live music performances, 10 minute showcases, awkward people talking for minutes, unnecessary celebrity cameos? Yeah, just show me the fucking games and be done with it please
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>>379330315
Last week's smash didnt hold a chance after looking at it carefully. It was not even a render, all it took was ripping models from sm4sh.

Mario+Rabbids is so real it hurts. Just look at how carefully designed are all those weapons nobody asked for. The rabbid's costumes and "humor" is just genuine ubishit, and mario&co look as blank/unexpressive as they always do in Cheap crossovers.

A fake one would have tried to make it look a bit exciting just for his sanity's sake.
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>>379332235
This. We don't want fucking adult swim parodies, we want the games.
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>>379332380
I really liked the robot chicken direct. The sketches with reggie were so self conscious it was surreal.
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>>379331597
At a certain point, there was a 102% attach rate for BOTW switch according to nintendo.
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>>379332380
Yes, more Ubisoft towers and weapons that break in 2 hits please!
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>>379331461
I was lamenting the fact that they will absolutely devote a serious amount of time to those two games that should go to other new stuff.
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>>379332517
>come on Reggie, give us Mother 3!
I'm surprised that real-life fans didn't tear Nintendo apart after hearing that
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>>379332517
Fuck Mother 3.
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>>379332380
fuck the games, the trailers and the bullshots you easily impressionable dick sucklets.
just give me the titltes and their estimated release date in a downloadable .txt file
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>>379332587
defective carts
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>>379328372
My hope is that they'll just get it out of the way at the Ubisoft conference, but since Mario's in it it'll probably be part of the Direct.
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>>379332587
so they found their GTA (since GTA is usually the first game people get when they buy a new console)
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>>379332716
give this man a job
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>>379332647
>>379332675

Mypersonal favourite was

>OH WOW ANOTHER MARIO GAME
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>>379324798
>Mario & Rabbids at the How Do You Do, Fellow Kids
>Mario Odyssey
>Breath of the Wild DLC
>Unwarranted amount of time showing Arms even though it's out three days later
>Unwarranted amount of time showing Splatoon 2 even though everything for it should be at the Treehouse stream
>Amiibo crap
>One new underwhelming announcement
There's your E3
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>>379324909
That's only 21 minutes if you cut out the large segments that ARMS and Splatoon 2 had.
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>>379325931
At least it wasn't as bas as E3 2008.
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The Zelda orchestra was the greatest E3 moment ever and nothing will ever top it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TExaSL3E2bs
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Hey guys remember that one time Iwata was a Muppet because he was probably too sick for us to see him lol
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>>379333004
YOU LIKE THAT THROTTLE REGGIE?
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Is there any company worse to their fanbase than Nintendo? You poor bastards.
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E3 Insider Here. I've been attending the show every year since 1998. You can ask me anything.

There's some really big drama going on behind the scenes, and it's looking like E3 isn't long for this earth. The ESA, which runs the show, is in full panic mode.
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>>379333315
You're not allowed to say that to me
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>>379333442
What's your opinion on gun control in America
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>>379333442
Of course they are. E3 is a relic of the gaming industry from a decade ago. With so many companies opting to pull out and do their own separate events instead it's no wonder they're panicking.
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How would you feel if Nintendo help a full on on-stage live presentation every January, revealed every game they planned to release there, then used their E3 time from here on out to just reiterate said games, never even talking about the following year until the next January presentation?

On one hand, you'll avoid the whole "don't worry, this game will release in 4 years" problem that has plagued Sony's conferences. On the other hand, you'll probably never really 'win' E3 keeping your cards so close to your chest.
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>>379333442
Fuck it, might as well have some fun before E3, even if it's clinging to false hope.

Do you know any information, at all, about what Microsoft/Sony will show off?
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>>379333442
I've been hearing about E3 dying for years now
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>>379324972
>here comes people who talk about stuff that happened
ftfy
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>>379333628
Each year it gets a little worse. Last year they had four huge companies pull out, costing the ESA millions of dollars each

(EA, Disney, Activision, War Gaming)

There were a number of smaller companies that dropped the show as well.

This year they're selling public tickets at $250 a pop. This made them roughly $3,750,000

But it's a band aid on a gaping wound. EA alone use to pay them over 10 MILLION to exhibit at the show

In contrast it cost Nintendo roughly 8 million.
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>>379333442
Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?
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>>379325136

If Monster Hunter XX localization isn't announced, I'll be pissed. I just bought this stupid fucking thing, I want to play games on it. I don't want these baby fighting games.
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>>379331024
having to watch both the NA and JP one is a little annoying though
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>>379326065
Exactly this. When you fags whine for a port it makes me nervous that Nintendo would actually do something so heinous to switch owners. You're all delusional and probably autistic.
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>>379333853

Cont...

People need to understand that E3 has always been a gigantic money making scam set up by the ESA, who appointed themselves at the governing body of the video game industry.

This is how it works. The ESA books the LA Convention Center entirely. Even the sidewalks outside the event. They then sell that space back at a massive premium to every company that attends.

There's always a threat that comes from the ESA, They're very high pressure sellers. They basically threaten that if you don't buy space, your competitors will steal the spotlight.

Sony and Nintendo especially have wanted to drop out of the show for years. Both companies see it as a waste of money. Unfortunately it's like an arms race, and no one wants to drop out only to let their competitors get all the spot light.

Meanwhile Nintendo and Sony have been very smart in planning for the post E3 future. Nintendo has directs and Sony is developing the PlayStation experience. This is the Direct to Consumer approach that terrifies the ESA
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>>379333442
How do I cook the perfect steak?
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>yfw it's actually 15 minutes but half of it is taken up by the translator consulting his superior during the Suda51 segment
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>>379334017
Neo-Nintendo is full Jew mode. They view all Wii U games as missed opportunities and won't let them die there without squeezing a few more sales out of each one.

If Pokken (fucking POKKEN of all games) gets a remaster, you really think there's limits to where they'll grab for remasters? You haven't seen nothing yet. I wouldn't put it past them to remaster Wii Party U and add a DX at the end
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>>379333442
what's the best death grips album
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>>379332905
Those segments will now be filled by Mario
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>>379334212
>How do I cook the perfect steak?

Take the steak out about an hour before you plan to cook it. If you're going to cook it in a pan, salt the steak roughly 1 hour before you cook it. Let it sit as room temperature for all that time.

Now when you're ready to cook, pour some corn oil in the pan and let it heat up on low heat for at least 5 minutes. Then slowly lay your steak in the pan and turn up the heat. You don't want to flip the steak more than once or twice per side.

When it's done pepper the steak while it's still in the pan.
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>>379333442
Hey you single?
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>>379333442
What is a man?
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>>379334447
No I have a fiancee.
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>>379334458
A miserable pile of secrets!
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>>379334145
what do we do without E3 bros
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>>379334696
Watch direct to consumer content. It's more efficient and you get it all year.

The gaming industry has evolved beyond E3.
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>>379334295
>Neo-Nintendo
Nintendo was always like this
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>>379324038
I feel like the people who make these threads have never watched a Nintendo Direct in their lives.
Stuff like this is the norm and it works well.
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Well the other conferences have like ten minutes of Call of Duty, ten minutes of Ass Creed, and ten minutes of sports so it's about the same value.
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>>379334751
when do you think will it happen? E3 disappearing and all?
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>>379324038
Nintendo won
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>>379335305
No rabbids
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less room for disappointment i guess

when was the last time nintendo actually pulled a jaw dropping announcement?
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>>379335463
2014 BotW reveal
If we knew at the time it would be 3 years later, I think I would personally have been less excited
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>>379335305
>Devil's Domain
>Souls-like taking place in the SMT universe

Fucking hell I hope this is true
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>>379324038
Wow. Pii Poo Poo 2.0 is done for.
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>>379324038
Perfect. Anything more than that is overkill. If actually wanted it to be an hour long, you're a fucking loser with no life.
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>>379335305
>in 30 minutes or less
lmao, tripfagging rumorfags get worse each year
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>>379335651
2013 had nearly 20 games in 36 minutes
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>>379324909
It makes me really sad that anyone would be excited for, let alone become a defense force for, anything on that list except maybe Splatoon
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>>379327028


BACK THE FUCK OFFF
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Literally only a bad thing if it's structured like 2015 or 2014. If it's structured like 2013 then 30 minutes is fine because that's the same amount of trailer time everyone else has.
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>>379335537
For some reason, I found that reveal incredibly boring. They barely showed anything at all. It went on to become what is likely going to remain my 2017 GOTY, but I want a surprise reveal with some gameplay demonstrations instead of waiting years. And they need to reveal some stuff coming out at the latest early next year if they expect me to buy a Switch this year.
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>>379335597
/thread
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>>379334397
Nah Mario will probably just be the final trailer, which directly leads into them playing it during treehouse, like with Pokemon last year.
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>>379332728
More like people buying copies early since they can't get the console.
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>>379333907
It's probably pretty much a shoe in. Though we'll get it in September or October, while Japan gets it in August.
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>>379336195
GLOBAL RELEASE
BELIEVE
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>>379334295
>If Pokken (fucking POKKEN of all games) gets a remaster

You're one ignorant piece of shit if you don't understand this. They developed and released Empoleon, Croagunk, Scizor and Darkrai for the Arcade version. This port is just taking the place of a DLC release or something similar. Pokken actually has THE MOST reason to be ported since we're getting a new character and several ones we never had access to before.
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>>379328372
More like this gets a 1-2 minute trailer at best.
Especially since Ubisoft will spend 5 minutes for it during their conference the day before.
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>>379336070
What if 30 mins of Mario, Rabbids, Splatoon, and ARMS, and nothing else. What would you do then?


Also, were are people getting the idea that there won't be 3DS games from?
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>>379335305
>tripfag
why would you even screencap this?
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>>379336338
They literally said on the press release that the Direct will only show Switch games and content from 2017.
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>>379336334
>Ubisoft will spend 5 minutes for it during their conference the day before.
No they won't. They didn't for Zombie U, why would this be different?
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>>379335305
>SMT action RPG with potentially decent mechanics
Its probably bullshit but I'd really like to see this as long as its not SMT5
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>>379336338
from Nintendo
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>>379335992
I find the new style of direct with gameplay demonstration and full voice over explaining the gameplay to be what's boring, even a turn off.

I mean, you can't make a JRPG sound interesting by talking about what you do. "Here you sit and grind exp for 3 hours. You use EXP to increase your statistics which makes you more effective in dispatching enemies and weathering their blows." I hate it. I hate everything about it. It would be like if you had a rollercoaster and instead of filming a first person view in the seat, you'd talk about the physics equations at work behind each particular turn.

Game trailers should be more like movie trailers. The Switch reveal BotW trailer was absolutely phenomenal, but that's because they took a page from Sony and the other guys and they made a damn movie trailer. And you know what? That's how I remember the game. That's how I'd want to remember the game. The parts where I spent hours grinding Lynels for mats to upgrade my defense stat a few points is something I'd gloss over if I was trying to sell someone on the game.
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>>379336295
>Capcom
>global release for MonHun

MAYBE Xenoblade 2 will get a global release since Nintendo has been improving for that.

>>379336338
I would criticize them. That is an extremely unlikely situation though, Nintendo themselves have said they have games actually completed or near completion for Switch that are unannounced simply because they want to pace out releases as evenly as possible to prevent any dry seasons.
And IIRC they said E3 was switch focused.
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>>379336461
Link?
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>>379336325
It's just a shitty spinoff, dude
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20 minutes will be spent on talking about ARMS.
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>>379336562

no mario
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>>379336579
>It's just a shitty spinoff, dude
It's just a shitty spinoff that's being developed by top tier industry professionals like the minds from Tekken.

You're an idiot. Pokken was more likely for a port than any other Wii U game.
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>>379335305

>Big spotlight on ARMS

At this point we know everything and the game will have practically been out by then.
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>>379336516
that might be true, but with the focus on 2017, I just dont see any surprises.
>>379336338 is unlikely, but it wont be too much more.
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>>379336674
>20 minutes dedicated to shovelware

WA HOOOOOOO
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>>379336474
As long as SMT V is still coming out then I'd gladly welcome an action rpg spin off
>you play as a typical demon summoner
>have a sword and gun you can use to fight
>limited selection of spells, you get more spells, special melee, and special gun attacks by recruiting demons (each demon has its own move to teach you)
>Burst type mode where your soul becomes merged with the demon DDS style and you temporarily take on that demon's form (where it has a pre-made selection of spells you can learn from other means, but higher damage variants of them)
Would be pretty cool.
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>>379324038
Ouch, jesus, it looks like the Switch was DOA after all. Can't believe I fell for the scam again. Knew I shoulda listened to /v/. Kinda feel like crying now.
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>>379336812
>I don't see any surprises when Platinum is teasing a switch announcement, Retro is due for their game to be announced, and several other Nintendo devs are due for new games
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>Devil's Domain is a joint Atlus/From veture taking place in the SMT universe
>Angels May Cry is a DMC/Bayonetta crossover

How can anyone believe this?
I WANT IT TO BE TRUE
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>>379336948
you can probably make your money back at least if they're still sold out
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>>379336994
Do you want to see those games shoved into the release calender and have no breathing room?There's just no space in 2017, they're gonna push all that to 2018
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>>379324780
People can't just cough up games because you're an impatient faggot. Pop some ritalin and calm down.
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It's in line with what we've known for ages though. A focus on games releasing in 2017 with some surprises for next year. Nintendo wants to build as much momentum as they can for the Switch's year 1 so they can cash it all out this holiday season.
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this leak looks legit
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>>379337435
me on the right
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>>379333442
Is Metroid 5 in development by Sakamoto's team EPD7?

P.S. If you tell me know Sakamoto has nothing o do with it, then I will call you on your bullshit. if you say Retro is working is working on it, I will once again call bullshit.
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>>379337127
Yeah, I probably should. Thinking about putting the money towards a PlayStation 4 and a few hit games like Bloodborne and Persona 5. It seems like Sony really is more for the players.
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>>379336476
>That wording

Yeah, we're not getting any 2018 games.
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>>379324972
Here comes the shitposter with nothing better to do.
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>>379337364
>A focus on games releasing in 2017 with some surprises for next year.
where is everyone getting the idea there will be surprises for next year?
>>379336476
doesnt say shit about "focus", it definitely says "2017". No workaround.
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>>379327463
Holy crap put away the buzzwords Paco.
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>>379329360
>The Switch only has Wii U ports

Oh hey lets rev up those exaggerations boys, we got some shitposting to do!
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>2011
>Nintendo E3's most hype expectations were full-blown delusions like FZERO x METROID CROSSOVER etc. Lists consisting of like ~7 big game announcements

2017
>the most blissful pie-in-the-sky wishlists consist of like, 2 big announcements at absolute maximum. 2 is even a stretch, most is just upgraded port-begging

So when did you people become complacent with Nintendo producing a fraction of the content they used to?
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>>379335608
Only because I left it at home, thinking I'd be back in a few days. That was two weeks ago, and I probably won't be back until next week. I miss it so much
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>>379335608
It does, friend. I'm very sad that I didn't use the money on a PlayStation 4 console instead and get to experience some of its hit exclusives like FromSoft's Bloodborne and Persona 5.
Oh well. I won't fall for the Nintendo shills and falseflaggers again.
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>>379337996
That's what happens when a company keeps you regularly updated with their plans, instead of having once a year presentations where they talk about everything they've even thought about doing
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>>379335305
>no pikmin 4
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Announcing stuff like the Pokemon shit today and pushing out so much info for arms and splatoon2 all day makes me hopeful that they will mostly just go "THESE GAMES AT TREEHOUSE" quickly while focusing on some other stuff.
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>>379336864
>if i keep saying it's shovelware then the universe will rearrange itself to conform to my mentally deficient view!
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>>379336687
>top tier industry professionals


That didn't stop Pokken from being shallow and overall mediocre
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>>379337996
It was a lot cheaper to make 6th gen games. Nintendo made that last as long as they could by making the Wii essentially a 6th gen device. And the DS? That was basically pre-N64 tier.

They could afford to shit out games.

Now that they're finally joining the 7th gen, it's gotten a lot more expensive. They can't shit out games the way they used to. And after the Wii U flopped, it's not like they could justify inflating budgets either

I honestly don't even think they're confident about the Switch yet. The last thing they need is another BotW where they promise more than they want to deliver. BotW is a game they showed off 2 years too early, and it would never have had a Wii U version had they had their shit under control. That's always going to be a thorn in their side, even if the Switch is a success
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>>379337913
He's right
>b-b-but future games
You can use that argument once they're actually out
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>>379339035
It was supposed to be "shallow" and it wasn't mediocre at all.

I loved it. I'd be playing it right now but I can't get over how much I want to play as Scizor or Croagunk.
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>>379338591
I could see them talking about the first DLC pack for ARMS and maybe a new Splatoon 2 trailer, but those games already have their separate events outside Spotlight so it shouldn't take that much time from the Direct.

Also, anyone notice Nintendo's increased focus on esports? ARMS getting multiple invitationals/open tournaments i Japan, Splatoon having a legit scene in Japan plus ESL, now that Pokken Invitational as well. At this rate they're going to announce a damn MOBA.
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>>379339517
who would you want directing a MOBA by Nintendo
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>>379326065
More characters and stages you fuckin idiot
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>>379338403

The realization that the Pikmin game Miyamoto was talking about WAS Hey Pikmin is starting to settle in for me.
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>>379324038
If they do what they did with the April Direct (have smaller announcements in a headlines thing and major announcements as their own thing), it could work
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>>379326550
The posters here are fucking retarded.
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>>379332587
You can thank Scalpers for that
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>5 minutes of Reggie being a fag
>5 minutes of Bill being a fag
>5 minutes of gooks trying to be cool
>5 minutes for Splatoon 2
>5 minutes for Arms
>5 minutes for some shit that no one cares about

This is what's going to happen. Prove me wrong.
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>>379342226
where are mario games?
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>>379332902
>>Unwarranted amount of time showing Arms even though it's out three days later
>>Unwarranted amount of time showing Splatoon 2 even though everything for it should be at the Treehouse stream

I don't care if there's a possibility of this being unlikely. Nintendo is prone to doing this shit and that bothers me.
>>
>>379324038
>30 minutes
>show game after game and be done with it
>is somehow a bad thing
>as opposed to sitting around for an hour listening to some literally who talk about their game instead of getting to the point and showing it
/v/ really is full of idiots.
>>
>>379342908
Yeah this is totally what's going to happen
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>>379344428
this is actually what happens at nintendo and sony conferences
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>>379344474
That is a lie and you know it.
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we can all agree this is the only thing worth waiting for
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Get ready for a 25 minute demo of Arms
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>>379324038
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy fuck i feel bad for nintendobros
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>>379326191
Nice.
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>>379345238
Nah, an EPD7 Metroid Fusion sequel would be better.
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>>379342908
Sony's already said the E3 conference is going to focus on the games
http://gematsu.com/2017/06/sony-teases-big-announcements-japanese-games-e3-2017
>“The crowd will only have to suffer I think in aggregate 90 seconds of me,”
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>>379345663
they arent working on Metroid anymore
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>>379345710
Yay!, you mean Retro right?
>>
Retard here, what's the difference between Nintendo's E3 News Briefing and the Treehouse whatever?
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>>379345768
They havent worked on Metroid in years
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>>379345801
OH YEAH!
>>
>>379345879
are you ok?
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>>379324909
>Treehouse
no thanks I'd rather not watch cringe incarnate
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>>379324038
Would you rather than spend an hour and a half talking about #girlwood and having mexican luchador matches while only 30 minutes showing games?
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>>379345936
Yes, I just don't want anymore Prime games. It feels good to see Retro continuing to work on different things instead of Metroid all the time. I really want a 2D sequel from Nintendo EPD themselves.
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>>379346134
what the fuck do you mean "all the time"?
they've been with Donkey Kong since 2010
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>>379346240
I know and it felt good then, it felt good in 2014 and it will feel good now.
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>>379345238

The sooner people realize it's gonna be another Donkey Kong game the better. Cause at this point expecting a new Metroid game from Retro is like expecting a cannon to fire off bubbles instead of a cannonball.
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>Grasping this hard

Face it: Breath of the Wild is the best game ever made.

Complaining about the Switch only having 1 game is like complaining about Chik-fil-A only having one kind of sandwich: No one cares because it's top fucking tier.

it may take months, or perhaps decades before anything will come close. I would buy the Switch all over again if it meant supporting Iwata's final work and magnum opus once again.

Absolutely no one but Nintendo can claim this honor. I will watch every minute of that briefing with pride and appreciation for being able to play the best game ever made in the best timeline.

Keep making fun Nintendo.
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>>379346385
I posted the picture because its been rumored they're coming out with a new IP

>>379346365
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>>379324038
At which point in history did Mario's hair and mustache stop matching?
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>>379324909
Nintendo's E3 directs normally have far longer segments for each game, plus gags, the 2017 Nintendo E3 direct will not be this packed with content. but Nintendo also announce games during the Treehouse and after the E3 showfloor has closed, and Nintendo has booked a backroom for this years E3, this could be for one of their tournaments but Nintendo have traditionally held these at separate venues.
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>>379346481
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>>379346481
you're a fucking idiot
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>>379324038
PORTS
O
R
T
S
>>
>30 minutes
Welp, I can already tell there'll be NOGAEMS this holiday season or virtual console.
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>>379346385
But I want a new Donkey Kong, Tropical Freeze was absolute excellence and the most underrated game of 2014.
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>>379346610
who you callin' egghead eggface?
>>
Apparently Switch only, no 3DS stuff during the spotlight.

Might not be so bad m8s.
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>>379347052
get Playtonic to work on the next DK game
Retro earned the right to make their own game a long ass time ago
>>
Is there a timetable showing the timezones for when each presentation starts?
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>>379347523
Yes
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>>379347142
>playtonic

Maybe, Yooka Laylee's level design was shit, but we've seen lackluster companies make good games under Nintendo, so it could work.I suspect that Retro's new game is a new IP, but I also remember reading that the studio was at a point where it could be split into 2 teams.

Retro's previous attempts at a new IP looked like absolute shit.
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>>379347667
>Retro's previous attempts at a new IP looked like absolute shit.
yeah, back then before Miyamoto kicked their asses
>>
You faggots loved Treehouse so much in previous years they're going to show a bunch of games and just say "More info on the show floor with Treehouse :)"
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>>379347813
That would be great. Quick 1-2 minute trailers in the Spotlight, actual gameplay and more in-depth stuff during Treehouse.

Won't happen though.
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>>379347667
Retro's attempts at new IP were all 15 years ago by people who no longer work there. Seriously, for ten or so years that place had massive turnover after every release.
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>>379347763
There's also the part where the people responsible for that stuff fucked off and made Recore.
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>>379333180
YOU GOT HIM TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
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>>379326530
>Skyward Sword
>Kid Icarus Uprising
>Donkey Kong Country Returns
>Epic Yarn
>OoT 3D
>Animal Crossing New Leaf
>Dream Drop Distance
>Mario Kart 7
>shit

fucking kill yourself.
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Oh dear god

they're going to focus on Rabbids gameplay at treehouse
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>>379348129
Mario Kart 7 was at best a tiding over till 8
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>>379336478

Generally, for bigger more exciting games, they just show a trailer first with no talking over it.
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>>379348168
Why the fuck do the fucking Rabbids still exist?
And why the FUCK did Miyamoto allow that trash to get anywhere near Mario?
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>>379347952
I'd still rather them make a new Donkey Kong and finish the second trilogy.
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>>379348375
To build a stronger relationship with Ubisoft, too bad Ubisoft aren't even slightly loyal to Nintendo, I don't know why Nintendo cares about them.
>>
>still clinging on to your blanky
It's torn, ripped, stained, doesn't keep you warm and it smells
time to let go
>>
Justin Roiland is helping them with this year's presentation. Rick and Morty will be doing a quickfire run-down of all of nintendos new games coming out racing against the clock for some as of now unspecified reason.


Screencap this, I'm not bullshitting.
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>>379348852
You're full of shit because I had a dream that Justin Roiland was collaborating with Nintendo for the Digital Event.
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>>379325136
I dont get it
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>>379332728
No, scalpers.
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>>379348852
That's bullshit but I believe it.
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>>379349009
Hmm.. Have you ever had prophetic dreams that come true?
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>>379349435
Yes, but I don't believe the person who posted it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BkGJj5BXg
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>>379349648
>>379349648
>American humour
People genuinely think this is funny?
>>
>>379349901
no we dont
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>>379348852

bullshi-

>remember the Robot Chicken sketches from a couple of years ago
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>>379347062

take a look at this picture

notice anything?

m>>379347062
Mario isn't floating in the air on contrived blocks in the sky

there's a large body of water with mountains in the background with trees on them, there's a pipe, a castle across the moat, a cliff with Ivy on it...

Why can't Mario games capture this feel?
>>
>>379336338
I'd be a little sad, but not disappointed, since that is literally what I expect.
>>
>>379349963
The only thing that would be crazier would be the 2nd episode of Season 3 airing for the 30 minute block before the direct.
>>
>>379349901

the youtube generation thinks it's funny because it screams at them and they make cummies from the over stimulation while they spin their autism spinners whip and nay nay
>>
>>379348129
>Mario Kart 7
>good

https://www.destructoid.com/review-mario-kart-7-216484.phtml
>>
>in one hand, focusing on the games that are launching very soon isn't enough to bring interest
>on the other, announcing games with no due release date is a fucking scum move and they should stop
Why can't we ever get the middle ground
>>
>>379345795
>E3 Briefing
They show the games
>Treehouse
They show people playing the games, possibly while interviewing the devs
That's the gist I get at least, I've never really bothered to watch the Treehouse shit.
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>>379350481
Your point?

>>379350495
Isn't the middle ground normally before end of year next year, it is strange that the direct will focus on just this years releases when Nintendo always has a few first party games for the first half of the year, when are these being announced?
>>
>>379350890
My point was that Mario Kart 7 wasn't good, and provided evidence to back that up

This your first time on the 'chan, bud?
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>>379351050
>subjective opinion is of value when saying a game is objectively bad

I'm not your bud friend.
>>
>>379350890
Yeah it is, but E3 is usually when all the eyes are turned towards vidya announcements, so giving us some releases for the future ahead that's not the immediate future is a good move.
You know, like they did in 2014 not too long ago.
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>>379324038
>People would rather sit through a 90 minute live presentation bloated with 15 minute gameplay demos, speeches, music performances, and buzzwords instead of a 30-40 minute pre-recorded presentation that gets straight to the point
>>
>>379351380
We would much rather have games, not ports and the same announcements from ma month ago
>>
So basically we're getting no alarms and no surprises.
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>>379351380
/v/ wants something cringey to shitpost about, more news at 11.
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>>379351135
that would be good.

>>379351380
We don't really know if it is going to get straight to the point though, but yes I'd rather have short gags inbetween a bunch of trailers. with most of the trailers being for new announcements. We don't need another Splatoon or Arms trailer, we've already seen enough aside from gameplay.
>>
>>379351475
There will be at least 1 surprise at the Treehouse show. and 1 behind doors reveal, that's all we know is happening.
>>
>>379346472
>That pause followed by the croc turning all like "What the fuck man?" at the end.

Never stops amusing me.
>>
>>379351601
>but yes I'd rather have short gags inbetween a bunch of trailers
People like you are why E3 is so shit.
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>>379351676
How do you know that?
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>>379348852
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>>379348508
Because Ubisoft always shows up at every single console launch ever.

you can alway count on Ubisoft to have at least one game for your console's launch. So,y ou look like you have many developers ready to make gaems for you.

But you'd think Nintendo'd know by know after ubisoft so many times jumping ship at the first sign of danger and screw them over.
>>
>>379351475
well look at the shit in >>379324909

there's a lot of shit there no one expected, like the FE2 remake
>>
>>379351380

Since 2008 E3 has always been about the memes and less about the games.

Now that companies are becoming more self aware, it's starting to become less fun.
>>
>>379352364
FE2 remake was announced beforehand at a FE Direct.
I'm just saying you shouldn't be getting your hopes up.
>>
>When: On Tuesday, June 13, the show starts right after the Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017 presentation about 9:30 a.m. PT. On Wednesday and Thursday, June 14-15, the show starts about 10 a.m. PT.*

>On Tuesday we start after the Nintendo Spotlight finishes. The Nintendo Spotlight starts at 9:30am, and has an unannounced runtime.
>On the next two days we start at 10am.

YOU ARE ILLITERATE CUNTS
>>
>>379348852
I call bullshit. Robot Chicken is one thing, but there's no way Nintendo would roll with Roiland doing Rick and Morty stuff.
Could believe it if it didn't involve Rick and Morty.
>>
>>379352805
No, spotlight starts at 9
>>
>>379324435
Don't worry they will have usm too
>>
This is just another Direct for Nintendo, not a major event like it is for other companies. They'll only be showing 2017 games like Splatoon and Mario Odyssey. I know it's more boring but that's just how Nintendo does things now. We wont hear about early 2018 games until late summer.
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>>379324038
E3 2015 was longer than 30 minutes and that was a disaster. I'm not expecting much but length has no bearing on what they'll announce or the presentation's pacing.
>>
>>379353505
The Treehouse is the major event for them.
>>
I hope Treehouse talks about Metroid 5 for ether the Switch or 3DS, been waiting a long time for a sequel to Metroid Fusion.
>>
>>379324972
Wow.
>>
>>379324038
>25 minutes of Mario Oddisey
>5 minutes of Mario + Rabbids
>>
>>379326426
2014, but only cause of the short clips
>>
>>379329683
>NINTENDO DOES NOT MAKE POKEMON GAMES
true, but who publish them, and own 1/3 of the rights of the franchise?
>>
>>379327463
>Bloodborne was announced at E3 214.
So fucking what? Nitnendo still had a better conference, nigger.
>>
>>379351770
I'm talking about the nintendo gags you cuck, not the retarded everyone else gags.
>>
>>379351889
Nintendo Treehouse already said that they would have a surprise for the treehouse stream, Nintendo is listed as renting a backroom for E3.
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>>379357129
>Surprise Treehouse Pin-Up photoshoot
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>>379357417
Gross. Bring Erik back.
>>
>>379353354
ULTRA SUMO
>>
>>379346502
>Nintendo's E3 directs normally have far longer segments for each game, plus gags, the 2017 Nintendo E3 direct will not be this packed with content.
Where'd you get that crystal ball from?
>>
>>379351050

>look at review
>jim sterling

man, just stop. Jim Sterling is a fucking retard
>>
It better be very concentrated then, like one announcement after the other

all killer, no filler
>>
>>379357738
By having low expectations most things turn out better, the only exceptions are Sony first party and the Pokemon Direct.
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>>379357883

no he isnt, you mad botwbabby
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>>379324038
More than enough DESU
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>>379358341

im not a fan of that game, actually. I found the durability system too flawed and spent most of the second half of the game with an inventory flooded with good weapons. Not enough interesting secrets - less "wow a cool weapon/thing" and more "oh wow another shrine what a rewarding experience time to play fucking motion control golf"

It sucked, but JS has been a retard for years
>>
>>379324038
What the fuck happened to having "big promises" and "a lot to show the fans"? I thought they were hyping this E3 up with telling everyone there would be great reveals, including new IPs.
>>
>>379324038
This isn't much shorter than the average E3 direct. They're usually 40-45 minutes.
There's still gonna be hours of treehouse shit showing off the games in detail.
>>
>>379358341
I don't give a shit about his BotW review, no one should hold in high regard a man who defended DmC after everything and called the fans whiny babies for wanting a score system not based on damage, and blamed all the bad reception on Donte's hair.
Sterling is a fat, literal cuck, a sellout and has shit taste.
Fuck him.
>>
>>379358535
Where in the world did you read all that?

If anything they've been trying to downplay E3 to avoid disappointing their fans by stating they're mainly going yo focus on 2017 games.
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>>379324038
Nintendo has checked out from the main showcase circus for years now, they pretty much exclusively release information via directs. This is known and nobody actually buys into this notion that their E3 videos are the main attraction.

Which, amusingly, hasn't stopped their barebones E3 presentations from blowing out their competition.
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>>379326924
>scam
A failure isn't a scam
>>
>>379357417
she looks a squirrel.
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>>379329090
Anyone can make a fake. Text and pictures don't sway me anymore. I need gameplay, non blurry gameplay.
>>
Don't care. Still looking forward to it. It will never be worse than 2015
>>
>>379324038
IIRC the last big direct was pretty rapid fire so maybe there's hope.
>>
>>379324909

15th post best post
>>
>>379324909

I remember seeing Payday 2

That was fucking weird and random
>>
Nintendo doesn't have a huge E3 reveal because they reveal tons of stuff in directs and at the Switch presentation. Where have you all been?
>>
>>379345978
I always just muted them and watched the gameplay.
>>
I just want to see more Odyssey and Retro's new project
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>>379364698
Can't wait for Donkey Kongus Ex.
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>>379350095
The end of episode 2 launches right into their direct where Rick and Morty must shill nintendo to avoid impending doom.
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