are you ready for Googles first game /v/? (yes its free) ht

What's this style called? I fucking hate it.

That game Godus used a similar style and some indie shit

>>379319779
I have no idea, cubism?
but it works in a web browser
cleared the first map so far

>>379319779
It's just very heartless, untextured low-poly modelling. It can work. Grow Home looked alright, for example.

>>379319779
It's just unshaded lowpoly. I don't think there's any more of a name to it than that.

A million games are using something similar right now. It's essentially the pixel art of 3D.

Is this supposed to be an internet educational game for kids? I'm not sure what the fuck I'm playing

Fuck, it's an educational game that teaches children to be even bigger faggots about dumb shit on the internet.

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>>379320252
>teaches children to be even bigger faggots

How will they use this to violate privacy?

Sell your gameplay habit data to advertisers?

>>379319516
>it's literally designed to fight 4chan apparently

>>379320506
Proof?

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Where's Tyler when you need him

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I need death.

>>379320623
Press spacebar to send kindness.

holy shit this game is slow as molasses

>>379319516
>you're being bullied what do
>just ignore them, duh
>WRONG

>>379319779
It's called "we were too lazy to make textures"

fight the bullies xDD

>>379319516
>be internet awesome
So scream nigger as loud as possible?

My guess this is a huge experiment at gathering data on how people interact with each other.

>just report the bully that will solve the problem

google doesn't seem to realize that smart bullies will then make counterclaims so the victim gets suspended/disciplined too, and the bullying continues even worse

Absolute cancer, but I am impressed by how well this runs in a browser.

>>379320830
REPORT THEM ALL
by using a loudspeaker or by putting up a huge gate

anyone see what happens if the bully kills you yet?

>>379319779
Flat shading.

>>379320394
Sauce please

>>379319516
You know the the idiots are still going to be scammed.

>defeat the hacker by creating a good password

>>379321054
Why wouldn't it? It looks like ass.

>>379319779
It's flat shaded low poly. I had plans to develop a game with a similar style, but with a toon shade similar to Wind Waker. This was back in 2010, now every indie game is doing it so I cancelled my project :l

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>If you like this music video, you can check out the extended cut over on vimeo :)

>Report account, delete comment, ignore

Why does Google think they get to police free speech?

>>379319516
Google has had games before this
Niantic is a Google/Alphabet company

>>379320394
reverse search is bringing up a ton of archived shit but with no sources. do you by any chance have an artist name or source?

Pretty shit

>>379321494
OY VEY
ONLY USE GOOGLE PROPERTIES

>google game about privacy
Kinda ironic desu

>that shadow pop-in on the runner game
lmao

What kids are going to want to play this slow ass shit, all kids have ADHD

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>share this embarrassing video with your other friends
>but make sure the people in the video find out you're sharing it others
What the fuck

Also fuck retarded parents for giving their dumbass kids their credit card info

GOTY

First level has some shitty platforming choices, like giving collision detection to friendlies. Second level has pretty bad controls, just give us the damn questions. Plus, the answers they want to you to give are fucking ridiculous. I saw numerous things where I was like "That's what I would do," but I knew they wanted a different answer. Moving on to third level now.

>>379321149
>>379321664
Hakudaku MesuHomo White Day

It's on sadpanda.

>pause the game in the reality river just as a round is about to begin
>unpause, my character falls in the river
fuck this shit

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>>379322668
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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>hate google with a burning passion
>okay fucking jews lets give you a chance
>first 15 seconds
>cyberbully

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>>379322668
>Hakudaku MesuHomo White Day
Thanks dood

>>379322345
I have actually seen a mother deny her child in a store by reminding him of the time she had to cancel a credit card because he blew a bunch of money online. Spectacular reckless idiocy.

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>>379321045
but then the victim is the bully and the bully is the victim!
Score victim points by crying louder!

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>all these questions/puzzles that imply the player has access to a credit card
>all of this shit is toddler-tier basic information
i'm worried and confused

>>379321045
dumb bullies (like you) actually think site admins can't disprove those claims by having first-hand access to the truth

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>>379322668
>Hakudaku MesuHomo White Day

>doujin about turning a boy gay has "white" in the title
>the only people who fall for the gay/lesbian/trans/whatever bullshit are white

>there's a non-zero chance that the Japanese have poisoned western society and we didn't even notice

From level 4
>Build a secure password...
>To secure your secrets...
>Once and for all.

This implies you keep the same password. I mean, we all do it, but isn't that like one of the big no-nos of security? Keeping the same password?

>>379322872
Don't know why people share shit like that. I don't even want to know other people's cc info. Because you're and idiot who gives out that shit willy nilly and I don't be a suspect when you're shit eventually gets fucked

>>379323060
People are trained to share all of their personal information online. In the past doing that was said to be a "bad idea".

>>379323280
I feel like the Japanese are more white than yellow.

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this is what you win

>>379323317
I have two different passwords
each with multiple variations for different shit depending on how important I think it might be

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>>379323751

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>>379322345
>unsuccessful share

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>>379323834

>>379319516
Nothing is free with the botnet.

>>379319516
Great """game""" Google, I can't even play the racing section because it freezes after the first word.

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>>379323942

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>>379319516
>"Report people who say bad things using this megaphone"
>They get taken away by a tractor beam
That certainly doesn't seem orwellian

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>>379323606
Like Argentina!

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>>379324053

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>>379324054
I can state that alien abductions do happen to bullys if you report them.

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>>379324145

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>You told friends to use services outside of the Google™ Botnet™! How embarrassing! You have lost 30 society points.

>>379323170
Dumb bullies like (You) think humans micromanage complaint systems for multinational corporations.

THOSE FUCKING FILTHY REDS

Social conditioning at its finest
Ever wondered what happened to "don't be evil"?

>>379324479
Nothing happened. It was always lies. It just became bigger lies after the IPO.

>>379324276
>submitting report to your employer

>>You've found a fansite of your favorite celebrity? How can you tell if it's legitimate?
>There are no annoying pop-ups or ads
>It's the first result on Google
guess which one is right

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I'm almost done with the ice level, and I gotta say, some of these examples are goddamn fucking awful.
>Who do you share selfies of your new haircut with?
>Who do you share funny videos of you lip-syncing to songs with?
What the fuck is wrong with Google?

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>>379324309
Blues always think they know everything

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fix your fucking game google.

>>379324585

By definition of it being a fansite wouldn't it be inherently illegitimate?

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>>379325018
They tried Youtube Kids.
But look at what the Indians did to it.

>>379325018
They have that, its called Google+. THey tried to force it down everyones throat in 2013.

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>>379324878
.Someone hit the independent thought button. We've got a troublemaker.

>>379325117
>But look at what the Indians did to it

w-what did they do

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what am I even doing???

>>379319779
>What's this style called?
laziness

>>379323170

it is very, very, very easy to take "screenshots" of totally real and not in any way forged racist emails the victim sent to the bully before the attack

all moderation systems fail the moment a human has to review everything, because humans are stupid and can be lied to

I hate giving those love notes to these fags is there any way to bypass that shit?

>>379319516
Jesus this game is awful

WHY IS PUTTING IN MADE UP BIRTHDAY AND MAIDEN NAMES WRONG?

Fucking Google giving me autism.

>>379325398
You're helping to make the Internet a better place by increasing the social relevance of an advertising company with monopoly power in the area of search, duopoly power in the area of mobile phone platforms, and who will soon be looking to take complete control over the software systems that operate automobiles that you won't even be legally allowed to drive yourself.

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r8 my new password guys
pls dont hack me

>>379325872
>Never tell any of your secrets to anyone! Keep it to yourself!
>But don't worry, your ol' pal Google will keep your secrets safe ;)

> First level
> Stupid fucking light beam and mirrors puzzle
Get the fuck out here

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this has gotta be a joke

>>379325231
Conditioning kids to turn into degenerates via memes, literally.

>youtube heroes fails
>now this
fucking go back to connecting me to weird porn websites and stop trying to have a social impact

>>379325731
>giving false information to google, your lord and savior
burn the heretic.

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>>379326498
>weird porn websites
>not just commissioning said weird porn

there's a non zero chance you saw and fapped to something i paid for it to exist

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>>379326728

>Try false-flagging poor innocent victims with the megaphone
>-15
gay

>>379320604
This literally is the route they are taking to psyop the public into accepting real life censorship

Digusting

>>379319779
It's called indyshit3D

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>google

>>379327475
Needs a photoshopped moot in the back.

>>379327475
fucking hell

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>>379327475
>online abuse

>>379320506
What do you mean?

>>379327475
>Google ideas
>Relevant

That's the kiddy playground of Google dude.

there are so many things that talk about bullying but nobody ever defines what it is, so retarded children just consider anyone saying anything that even slightly upsets them to be bullying

>>379319779
polyscape

>>379323942
What does Internet Strong mean? I hope it doesn't mean actually arguing with strangers on the likes of Twitter or Youtube

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>>379327475
>google has an "idea guy" wing

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>sub ran out on the week of sentinax marks
>haven't subbed since
>log onto PTR
>finish the chain, get the mount
and just like that i can skip 7.2.5
see you faggots in argus

>>379325874
omigosh your tabs are totes embarassing!

>>379327475
>token black guy has now been replaced by token blue haired man hating hamplanet
racist tbqh famalamathius

>>379319516
This is admirable but its far too late to curb toxicity on the internet

The worst offenders are entering late stages of their life and are pretty much locked into being here for a very very long time so their influence won't fade.

Gotta say I respect Google for using ad money and data collection for good though

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gotta shape those toy airplanes of the future

>>379319516
Do I have to enter my Social Security number?

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Explain this

>>379328163
>admirable
>teaching kids that you have to report anyone who says even something slightly mean to you is admirable
play the game, these lessons are fucking awful

>>379328276
Nah. That's unnecessary. They'll fingerprint you from your access of their services.

>>379321535
That's pretty much what they've seen themselves as since their foundation.

>>379319516
>run out of kindness to share
It's like I ran out of fucks to give

Also
>send emoji
>makes people that are depressed suddenly happy
k

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This is shit

Why am I looking at a triangle that keeps rolling over and over.

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>that fucking buzzing

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>>379328163
>toxicity

Don't kid yourself, Google wants to suppress any wrongthink on the internet under the guise of "cyberbullying"

>>379328442
>send someone the poop emoji
>makes them depressed
Really makes me think

>>379328278
"credible" doesn't mean "won't give you viruses."

There are plenty of non-credible sites that don't have any strange popups.

>>379319516
It's shit.

>>379328337
I got very bored and just went back to playing bloodborne after a bit plus it's too late for me to not be jaded and dehumanize almost everything I read on the internet so I don't feel contempt.

Doesn't mean I don't hope little kids now won't get to enjoy an internet that isn't filled with shitters who think not having your identity tied to you means you should become as assholish as possible

>>379319516
someone please draw lewd internauts

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>A fellow gamer says he knows how to raise your score. He just needs you login info.
>Ask for his login info instead
Made me laugh more than it should have.

>>379328502
Because you're using Chrome
This game only works on Firefox

>>379328706
Bullying builds character. If we hide kids from it, we'll have entire generations of pussies.

>>379328278
Only give clicks to sites that have paid money to google or gamed the search optimization system to appeal to your lacking attention span so we can streamline and dominate more sources of information on the visible internet.

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>>379328619
And there are plenty of "credible" websites that have a fuckton of popups and ads that are infested with viruses because the owners of those sites don't give a shit.

>>379328761
this will never ever happen.

>>379328767
raise my score what the fuck is he asking for access to my atari 2600

>>379328819
name one (1) site that does this.

>>379319516
>the game is lecturing me me 30 seconds in
Dropped

>>379319516
>be internet awesome
No thanks.

>>379328278
What do you use to record webms?

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>>379328706
You're new to human nature.

>>379328805
>Bullying builds character.
Eh
This is true to an extent but its also not the only nor close to the best way to build character.
Bullying people online hardly does that, shit if anything it pushes people into one of three camps
apathetic to trolling
eager to join in on trolling
overlysensitive and eager to cry about trolling

only the first is preferable and apathy isn't even really a good character trait.

>>379328891
4chan without adblocker

>>379328782

What

Why wouldn't they make their game work on their own browser

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I liked the intro music, it gave me a Banjo-Kazooie vibe at least.

>>379328891
4chan and the /t/ catalog 2 years ago ;^)

>>379329024
trying to steal firefox users and their info

>>379328971
I record it with shadowplay and convert/trim it with WebMConverter

>>379328891
Yahoo.
Most news sights that tell you to turn off adblocker.

>>379328805
I would much rather have a generation of pussies than a generation of bullies and bullied. One has conflict and the other doesn't.

>>379329243
t. a pussy

>>379329243
t. pussy

>>379323539
Massive faceless corporations that talk openly about censorship and social engineering projects are your friend, goy

>>379329243
Pussy.

>>379329243
you already have one
see: tumblr

>One has conflict and the other doesn't.
inner conflict is still conflict

>>379329243
uh oh anon you didn't fake bravado and machismo on an anonymous message board be prepared to be called a pussy you cuck faggot loser redditor xD

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>>379329323
>>379329327

>>379329243
Conflict builds character.

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>>379329178
>checking up on some stock reports
>basic stock ticker on iOS sends me to yahoo
>report is a single line of text describing nothing yet it was important enough to warrant yahoo adding it to the stock ticker

>>379329243
>waaaahhhh we can't have conflict, confrontation is bad
Woman or pussy detected

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>>379329178
>Yahoo!
>credible
Yahoo is just where VCs dump unprofitable tech startups with no business models onto institutional investors.

>>379329414
>>>/9gag/

>>379329404
Inner conflict is preferable to external as it allows you to conquer yourself instead of pretending you have by enforcing your will on others

>>379329243
that's not how the advancement of humanity works friend.
Chances are you're living in a country taken by 'bullies' using 'bullying'.
Chances are you're related to one of these bullies.
The sentiment is nice, the reality is completely different, go around thinking like that your whole life and you'll be used as a stepladder by other people.

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Why should I give a fuck what my friends get up to? They'll learn better by getting fucked raw.

>>379328981
>tfw you actually wanted someone to counter you so you could think more heavily on this but everyone goes after the response that was easier to make quips about

why do I still have hope for discussion on this site

>>379329585
it would help telling us what the question was in the first place

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>>379329528
>if you're assertive or externally confident you're secretly an emotional wreck, weakness is the only true strength
Is your name Justin Trudeau by any chance?

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>>379329585
>>Talk it out with an adult.
>Meanwhile Persona 5 literally just came out and proves how difficult situations can be, and how adults don't do fucking anything most of the time

>>379329685
Something about "Your friends have decided to prank the biggest joker by making a fake chat and pretending to be them. Wat do?"

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>>379329528
Everything entails "enforcing your will on others."
In fact that's what you want to do, quite overtly.

>>379319516
>ask for their details instead
>wrong
fuck you google ill do it anyways

>>379328981
Bullying people online is not even possible if the person being bullies doesn't allow it. Bullying is only possible if there are no easy routes of escape from it. Escaping from online harassment is as easy as turning off the computer. Therefore, anyone who is a victim of "cyber bullying" has only themselves to blame.

What ever happened to Sailfish and other phone OSs? Obviously Google already has a file on all of us but completely stop using Google accounts to minimize future problems.

>>379329741
Not having full dominion over your mind/soul does not equate to being a wreck, just undisciplined.

>>379329849
Your first statement is false
Your second statement isn't something I denied, I just said which form of conflict is more productive

this is a fun game but is their a speaker for real life bullys

>>379329936
It's one thing if it's like, people at your school talking about how they're going to bully you over Facebook, or harassing you or whatever, but when it's people you literally don't know and are anonymous, then it's a complete joke.

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>>379329849
>>379330001
Non-sexual masochism is really really contemptible and I don't understand why people engage in it.
>it's okay to not assert myself and let people exploit me because that proves I'm in charge here :^)

>>379330001
No, the first statement is true. It's not possible to act in a way that does not interact with others, and through exercising your own will, enforcing that will on them.

>>379329990
I like Google though
They're pretty transparent about collecting and using our data anyway so I don't get why people pretend they're evil

>>379330098
>being overtly evil is better

>>379327475
>Womanlets

>>379329578

>that's the way its always been so that's the way it has to be

>>379330058
Nobody is suggesting that so I'm not sure why you're bringing it up
>>379330095
Not everything in life involves interaction which is why your first statement was false. I get what you mean now and I agree but be clearer next time

>>379330210
>Not everything in life involves interaction
Are you even sentient? Yes, quite literally everything in life revolves around interaction.

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>>379330042
Precisely - it's only possible if the "victim" knows them in real life anyway and has to interact with them every day. The very concept of anonymous bullying is stupid and illogical.

>They're pretty transparent about collecting and using our data anyway so I don't get why people pretend they're evil

>>379330193
Why is data collection with consent inherently evil

>game doesn't work on chrome, just get a spinning triangle
>works fine on firefox
What did they mean by this?

>>379330098
Have you seen Maps location history? It is neat that I can use to to see exactly when and where I went while blackout drunk, which is why I haven't turned it off yet, but it's still creepy that Google knows literally everywhere my phone has been in the last five years.

>>379330210
There is nothing in life that does not involve interaction. The process that you call life does not even exist in stasis.

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>>379330210
But if you enact your will and it hurts other peoples' feelings then that's conflict and conflict is bad!
You don't want to be a bully, right?

>>379330286
Ah, FUCK, I meant for the greentext to reply to >>379330098
Ignore that, >>379330042

>>379327405
>implying it's just about accepting censorship
there's really no limit when you make a population docile enough

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>>379330351
This woman bullies by living.

>>379323751
>>379323834
>Play crappy games, win prizes, be thankful you won a prize at all because hooly shit that was a crappy game.

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>give your child access to your credit card info
>be surprised when they don't give a shit and post it everywhere

>>379330304
Must be a bug that allows it to run on Firefox. New Google Earth intentionally doesn't work on anything but Chrome. There's no software reason for it, they just put a browser check and direct you to download Chrome.

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>>379319516
>Safespace the videogame

>>379330416
Best Korea is the most pervasive brainwashing experiment in history, and not even they can break humans with complete success.

>>379323280
White Day is a holiday in Japan that is essentially the reverse of Valentine's Day.

Guys that got gifts from girls on VD are expected to give gifts back on White Day.

Please, it's not always about race.

>>379330283
I was pretty sure we were talking about interaction with other people, no?

>>379328278
>only Google knows best friend! We rate it highly so its true!

By their own shitty logic vaccines and global warming are not real because you can use a combination of words that always gives you those as top results

Fucking google man, the most evil and retarded company of all time

>>379330358
>>379330287


If you are honestly that worried there's so many other options than google for everything they provide you know

This is actually kind of necessary. My 5 year old cousin whose parents are totally technologically illiterate was swearing like a sailor because he had been watching Minecraft on youtube. I had to show them how to filter the web. I'm sure there are tons of kids out there with barely any guidance on how to use the internet. I could see something like this being packaged with computers in the future to prevent kids from being taken advantage of by scams, online predators, etc.

I've reported this thread for severe bullying and lack of AWESOMENESS

>>379330309
Anon thank you for making me feel much less of a degenerate because thats the exact reason why I use it too.

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>>379330720
>Guys that got gifts from girls

I refuse to believe such a thing even exists, nowhere in the world. Much like how all the "breakup songs" are always sung by women, when it's really the women who initiate the breakups and the men are often left to suffer since showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.

God this game looks unapologetically biased

Sometimes I wish I knew exactly everything Google knows about me

>>379330986
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day
This is part of why dating Korean girls is great

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>>379330986
>feeling sad over some thot breaking up with you over something stupid

>>379330986
Have you never seen a single Chinese cartoon? Dragon Ball, Initial D and Haruhi are the only animes I've ever watched and I learned what white day was on the third try.

>>379330925
I'm pretty sure telling people you're reporting them is really super UNAWESOME

Reported.

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>>379330925
No bullying here! This thread is only for headpats.

>1 day earlier
>/v/ finds a bunch of cp on youtube
>today
>google makes internet safety game

>>379331145
Dummy!

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>>379330848
Yes.

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>>379331085
Tell /ourguy/ Iketani that.

>>379331139
I thought it was made up, not actually real. Kinda like how ACME is a prevalent corporation despite not actually existing.

How lame and boring.

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>tfw I get turned on when bullied

>>379330287
Still waiting for an answer

>>379322803
>>>/plebbit/

>>379319779
>Nobody gave the true answer yet
Low poly cell shaded 3D material design

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>>379330287
It's not except when you're so ubiquitous that people have the choice between submitting or ostracism, or when you outright lie about your collection practices (>implying jewgle and goybook actually care about your privacy preferences and don't just mark you down for increased scrutiny).

Also what you do with the data matters, and Google and companies like it are uniformly evil. Ironically Microsoft is probably one of the less shit tech corps, they just sell that shit to ad networks and the NSA whereas Google and Facebook actively pursue social engineering initiatives informed by their data collection.

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>>379326694
>not becoming an artist
I have already had at least one person nut to one my original characters.

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>>379331145
Be Headpat Smart: only pat the heads of those you love.
Headpat Alert: do not let strangers headpat you.
Headpat Strong: a firm pat shows maximum affection.
Headpat Kind: don't forget to headpat your waifu every chance you get!
Headpat Brave: if someones headpatting makes you uncomfortable, tell an adult.
And most importantly, BE AWESOME AND STAY EPIC MY FRIENDS

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>you are meant to use capital letters and symbols in your password

>>379324274
>you are now a safe, fearless explorer of the online world
>now
>implying i'm a huge bitch that's scared of someone calling me a faggot online

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>>379331528
Making people feel unwelcome is bullying. We here at 4chan aim to make ALL feel welcome.
Especially redditors!

>>379331950
You know if passwords have required parameters like that, it just makes it easier to crack.

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>>379331826
Well I've had someone commission artists (including myself) to draw porn of my OC.

>>379332116
>>379331826
shut up and post your art faggots

>>379329243
Except that's fucking wrong. A generation of coddled pussies will develop a far more malicious and manipulative mindset of one pussy acting more offended and victimized by the other party.

Oh wait, that's exactly what's happened. Now we have all of these histrionic manchild millenials flipping their shit, demanding that you use their transotherkin pronouns, taking authoritarian positions to impose equality of outcome, and socially assassinating people by accusing them of being sexist racists x-ophobes as a means to get their way. Every one of them need to get the everloving shit bullied out of them and told to stop being a bitch before they plunge civilization any further into an irrecoverable state of decadence.

>>379332083
It reduces the theoretical space, but may increase the practical space by forcing plebs to use passwords besides god and their love interest's name.

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>>379326181

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>>379332205
it really wasn't that good. I swear I've gotten /ic/ since then, but /vg/ just has really low standards.

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>>379332325
>he thinks civilization can be saved
>he thinks western society isn't literally a rotting corpse and that there's any recourse but to try to salvage parts of it

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>>379332205
im drawing ayuria turning into a barioth ;^)

>>379329428
>not "when the johnnie walker tastes just right"

>>379319516
but they have that chrome dinosaur jump game

>>379332473
Fuck saving it, just bully the fuck out of these overgrown babies before we all die so they know damn well that it's all their fault.

>>379319779
automatic level of detail

>>379331348
You dumb faggot.

>>379332473
Well Rome fell due to decadence (And barbarians) and people still live. It's cyclical.

>>379321136
he can't. you just lose emojis and points

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>>379319516
>it's a "LETS JUST BE AWESOME GUYS XD" episode

>>379319516
>Go to Kindland.
>Get told to stop cyberbullies.
>Stop playing

What the fuck man ? I thought this game was going to be a nice and innocent little plat-former.

>>379331649
>>Nobody gave the true answer yet
Are you retarded?
>>379327885
>>379321440
>>379321145
All true answers.

bullies BTFO

>>379331950
>His password isn't gibberish consisting of capitals, lower case, numbers and punctuation
>2018-1

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>>379332554
I can get behind that.

>>379332667
Human society will probably still exist in some form but the West is fucked six ways to Sunday (case in point, the subject of this thread) and we've set a bunch of Malthusian and technological bombs up all over the place that basically guarantee we'll be fucked back to the Iron Age and never be able to get out because we used up all the oil being decadent fucks.

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>>379325231
They did this

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>>379324727

>>379332869
>he doesn't just smash his hands all over the keyboard to create an impossible to guess password

really, if you were a hacker, would this even cross your mind?:


awghjkeawghjkweihgyi87yt8734guihugh5r4wiuy8wgiwuovbw45byv7u5w4bv58wb v5wy489

>>379333171
No pajeet. Poo IN THE loo, not poo FROM the loo

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>>379333171
I hate how YouTube is doing nothing about these videos, it's so fucking obvious that they use bots and exploit the YouTube autoplay system at the same time.a

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>>379333171
>Frozen Elsa Bride ACID Burned in Eyes New Episodes!
What the fuck? Who would do this? Why would they do this?
why

GIVE ALL YOUR INFORMATION TO ONLY GOOGLE
GOOGLE IS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN TRUST
IF YOU GIVE INFORMATION TO ANYONE ELSE YOU SHALL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE UNTIL DEAD

>>379325231
A lot of children videos made nowadays actually contain disgusting, disturbing content, like, girlgames tier stuff.. They're pretty much more/less elaborate screamers.
Except children actually like watching them and it scares me.

>>379333220
Clearly it's the one on the right, google taught me to report people who disagree with me to the secret police

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>>379332621
MOAR

>>379333220
heh

just let the normies be normies
let them think their little indie game will stop "cyber-bullying"
of course we all know that they are actually trying to indoctrinate kids into thinking that silencing other opinions of a minority in society is ok.

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>>379333171
>kid eating shit
>furry
>that fucking swollen stomach
>dumping acid in eyes
>BLEEDING EYES

>>379332502
Is Johnnie Blue good or shit?

>>379333430
Google doesn't do anything that involves effort unless someone threatens their money.

>>379333594
fuck if i know, i dont drink, and even if i did i hear that shit's like 200 bucks

>>379333430
Youtube has a "hands off" policy for legal reasons. If they have moderators that filter videos, then they can be legally liable for failing to filter a video. However, if everything is completely automated then even if some weird shit gets through they are not legally liable.

>>379331163
What the fuck did I miss yesterday

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>>379333171
Christ. So the pooindaloos are the one who make those PREGNANT MINION FOOT SURGERY browser games from that one website?

>>379333776
Some Hey Kids creepypasta shit is making a lot of people believe that an AI is doing this.

From the pictures here this brainwashing shit reminds me of runescapes's security stronghold. I should only expect kids promoting this to get bullied harder.

>>379332869
>>379333296
That's easier to crack boyos

>>379334254
It's just helping kids think the world is safe and cares if they exist. Kids need someone to tell them to fuck off once in a while.

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>Loads with firefox but not chrome for me

Remember when educational games were good?

>>379323834
>tfw to intelligent too internet

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>>379334649
Good times.

>>379329243
Except if everyone is a pussy then it's extremely easy for anyone malicious to have their way.

This is why it's important to learn about shitty people online in non-important situations like scammers or assholes on runescape before you end up getting scammed for real life money or you meet a real crazy online. It teaches you not to trust everyone and to not let people walk over you.

>>379334649
This game pretty good. Look at all the kindness you can send.

>never give out your real name
>years later
>demands your real name be visible everywhere
Not happening Google.

>>379333519
Shut the fuck up cock sucker!

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>>379327065
Good job reporting that bully, anon. Keep it up

>tfw can't get through kindness kingdom without spreading kindness

If only this blue faggot could jump just a bit farther

>>379335361
Kindness is gay.

>>379321535
First step to becoming skynet duh

>>379335361
>kindness and report are the same button
>I keep blasting some random fag with a megaphone when I just wanna happy him up

>>379324053

>literally a dick

>>379335334
holy shit people reported him
this power is not fit for mortals to wield
return it to the gods, google

>google
shit company, into the trash it goes

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>bad guys have 1 eye
>good guys have 2 eyes

um, racist and ableist much, google?

So is moot behind this?

this is pretty cute

>>379336424
They're teaching to be cute (fags)

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>>379321440
>now every indie game is doing it so I cancelled my project :l
your game idea had 0 value without graphics?

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>>379321535
it's not censorship if we let you upload it

>btw you only get to earn a living if you upload what we say is ok

>>379320067
Pretty much that.

>>379337123
It could be that he just doesn't want to compete in a space where people might dismiss your project for being the equivalent of "pixel shit."

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>>379324274
i get what they are doing but is it really smart to tell kids that they can go out there online now and do whatever and be able to handle it?

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>>379337436
How long did it take you to do that?

>>379333220
lulz

>>379337613
About 10 minutes

>>379337426
If it has good gameplay then it'll stand on its own. If he's making a shit game then it will be shit regardless of artstyle.

>>379337583
There should be a message about avoiding scary people.

>>379327475
>Both want to protect 'free speech' they favor and restrict bullying
>Don't see any contradiction here

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>>379333724
jup. they also have vague rules and guidelines for a reason. something that's open for interpretation is their friend

>>379337718
No it won't.
People will dismiss your product and no one will know it exists.

bad

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Fix your fucking game, Google. I've run into this same invisible wall about 6 times just to be sure that it's there

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Stop getting mad about children educational games.

>>379338515
Let me just put together an educational game for children that teaches them the most effective ways to burn things down.

>>379338515
/pol/ is triggered that Google is telling children how to internet.

>>379325447

which is exactly why chat logs exist dumbfuck

>>379338515
>indoctrination is now education

>>379320623
Press spacebar to send kindness.
>I need death.

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>>379338204
It just works.

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>>379338793
2+2=when someone tells them they are wrong, report them to the nearest authority for beating.

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>>379332116
>Tfw you are an artfag
>people pay you to draw your own characters

>>379319779
low polygons
I like it if it runs well, but if it still takes up a shit ton of resources it's lazy bullshit

>>379333171
This is why Democracy never works.

>>379333171
I love these
man kids are fucked

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>>379319516

Out of pure interest, I decided to speedrun the game. Turns out if full of pretty bad glitches. Sometimes if you try to open a stage quickly, nothing will render. You can get stuck in some parts of the platforming stage, too. I need to go fast, but this game makes that hard on me.

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>>379339432
>millennial making fun of millennials

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>>379319516
>Block and report bad vibes
>Spread good vibes

What a positive message. Don't engage people who disagree with you, silence them and report them to the authorities.

>>379329243
t. Marxist

>>379339735
Lol typical fag caught up in a political mindset for every topic

>>379339718
>you're not allowed to make fun of people

>>379340047
Making fun of people isn't very nice.
I stay awake at night wondering if the people I might have offended will forgive me.
The word I think about the most is probably sorry.

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>>379339718
point still remains pussy

>>379338515
I agree, it's important to teach our children safe anal sex at a low age!