PFFFFFFFHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH AHA *inhales* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaHAHAHHA

>>379314331
>screencap twitter bullshit
fuck off cancer

>>379314331
>Making fun of a groundbreaking ceremony
Fuck off Seaworld, I'll drink your tears using as many straws as I want.

>>379314331

Literally nobody expects this to be good. Universal is known for being as cheap as possible unless it's Harry Potter. Nintendo isn't even their brand so of course they aren't going to make quality attractions.

Disney is the only company that knows how to make theme parks.

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>>379315514

Yeah no.

>>379315834
I went on the original. Is it exactly the same ride?

>>379315834
>Disneyland
Found the problem my man.

>>379315834
Doesn't the building on the right just scream Guardians of the Galaxy to you guys?

They totally nailed down the style of the movie series with that reha- I mean new ride.

>get to drop niggas into lava pits

neat

>>379314331
>hating fun
I hope you cut yourself with your own black edgy soul

>>379314331
just what

>>379315951
The ride of sitting in the kart going up and down is still the same but the entire Twilight Zone theme is now a Guardians of the Galaxy theme

>>379314331
Am I supposed to be making fun of this? I don't get it, what's supposed to be so funny?

>>379315834
I will never not be pissed at this. This was the epitome of a cheap cash grab and >we want the Marvel audience to come to our parks!!

there's absolutely nothing wrong with it

>>379314331
I'll take my kid to it. She'll have a blast. I'll get some giggles from it.

>>379315834
>D*sney

Atrocious. Is there anything they won't ruin?

>>379316246
>>379316290
>>379316930

This shit is generic as fuck. Let's take NSMB textures and paste them on cardboard cutouts.

>>379317742
Literally explain why anything you said is bad.

>>379317936

Literally get taste.

>>379318840
>explain your position
>Y-YOU'RE JUST A PLEB REEEEEEEEE

Glad we had this conversation.

>>379318840
Literary explain what you mean. NSMB textures are the new canon, what else did you expect?

>>379316438
OP needs any excuse possible to shitpost about companies he doesn't like.

>>379314331
Looks cool

>>379314331
this is the only thing nintendo makes these days: toys, marketing deals, ports

>>379319171
That's all they ever made, anon. It's not like they've changed, like, say, Sony, who used to make toys, marketing deals and ports, and now makes movies, marketing deals and ports.

>>379314331
You can make fun of Nintendo all you want, but hey, at the end of the day, they're the only game company with a theme park.

>>379315514
>Nintendo isn't even their brand so of course they aren't going to make quality attractions.

Harry Potter isn't their brand.

>Disney is the only company that knows how to make theme parks.

They take forever to build anything when it isn't just taking classic rides and putting a shitty skin over them

>>379319339
Sony has been making movies for 30 years

>>379319521
But they've stopped making toys (games).

what exactly is wrong with it?

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>>379319641
not true, this is the greatest game sony has ever made and it was made within the last decade

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>>379318840
>I can't find a reason why it's bad at all so I'll tell you to get taste
>get taste in fun parks for kids
your post is embarrassingly pointless and you know it

>>379319362
I can't even fathom what a Playstation or Xbox theme park could be

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this thread

>>379319746
shit, I've been BTFO

time to freewheel it back to Nintendo Defense Force HQ and report my failure

>>379315834
Wait, I just went to Hollywood Studios back in January and it was still like the one on the left. Where is this?

>>379315834
almost as offensive as the Avatar shit going down in Animal Kingdom

>>379314331
What's funny about it?

>>379314331
WAHOOOOOOO!

>>379315834
I will never not be mad. I will never not be furious.
They took one of my favorite rides both thematically and experience wise, and rehashed it into a fucking cash grab that won't be as popular a few years down the road. Quote me on this, Guardians will fade and the next new dumbass superhero fad will come along and brush it away. It doesn't, and never will, have even close to the significance in culture the Twilight Zone had.
It's the same fucking ride as before, so if you rode the original, you rode the new one. No point in rushing out to pay for overpriced tickets for a day at a park that's got significantly less things than the equally expensive park 100 feet across the way. I guarantee that if there was any spike in attendance to California Adventure, it was minuscule, and died away quickly. Marvelfags aren't going to go just because they recognize the name.

The world will end. Bombs may fall, the world will be burnt, and nuclear war will erupt, and I will still be angry.

It's not the actual set up by the way. It's the set up for the announcement of Super Nintendo World.

>>379315834
Wow. That shit sucks. Talk about essentially throwing on a new coat of paint for a cash grab.

Disney did the same thing with "removing" the Maelstrom in EPCOT and replaced it with a Frozen themed ride. I hate that shit.

>>379314331
Looks cool fuck off

>>379320040
Are you joking or something?

For what its worth, I could see a set like that being used for a stage show, and those are popular in Japan. Its not that would be cheaping out either, DHS's Beauty and the Beast show basically uses a purple curtain as its background and its a fun enough way to kill fifteen minutes.

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Ayo, what the fuck is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A05L9phn4Hg

>>379320817
They have a DBZ one too.

Fucking Japan get's the cool shit.

>>379320040
The original Disneyland in Anaheim. To my knowledge all the other ones are still the same. Although back in January it was still operating, they didn't close it until around March I believe

>>379320817
trash "watch a screen" that US constantly shits out. It doesn't get an excuse because
>DOW IT'S MY FAVORITE ANIME XDDDD

>>379320773

DHS's Beauty and the Beast show was made in 1991 and literally any Disney fan will tell you it's outdated as fuck and will probably be replaced once MGM's renovations are complete.

There's no excuse something this shitty is being built in 2017.

>>379321027
Apparently it's some limited time thing.

I wish they'd at least give us DBZ for that limited time. That's got a pretty decent enough following here.

>>379315834
i love the tower of terror but i always thought it was weird how it was framed as a twilight zone episode but it had no moral or twist to it

>theme park elitists
wtf is /v/ anymore, lmao

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>>379315834

>tfw I can quote the entire preshow video script from memory

HOLLYWOOD 1939 AMID THE GLITZ AND THE GLITTER OF A BUSTLING YOUNG MOVIE TOWN AT THE HEIGHT OF IT'S GOLDEN AGE THE HOLLYWOOD TOWER HOTEL WAS A STAR IN IT'S OWN RIGHT

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>you can now experience a Mario level in real life
>But in the end, you wont get the princess.

>>379321185
I'd say Monster Hunter: the Real is the biggest offense (next to how they butchered the Kong ride). The entire area is loaded with high-budget animatronics then the ride that goes with it is just watching a screen for 3 minutes. What the fuck is the appeal to these?

>>379321537
>not going with your wife

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>>379321537
But I can get a shirt that says I went to Universal Studios! Maybe even a mug!

>haven't been to Disney world since 2005

I heard they changed that one alien tube thing to Stitch. Fucking pussy ass kids. It scared me too.

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>>379315834
I hate the future.

>>379321686
don't go on the Pirate's ride if you don't want to rage. It is loaded with movie tie-ins now

>>379321571
It's not the appeal to the consumer, it's the appeal to the business. Shit's cheaper and easier to make. Blame the Jews.

>>379321686
Stitch place is pretty rad

>>379321761
The actually good one in Orlando is still there, don't worry. It's only in the Cali one nobody cares about.

>>379314331
Looks like cheap, gay shit

>>379319926
Xbox is laser tag in Spartan costumes and brand name bumper cars.

PlayStation is literally just a hostess bar where the visitors get to be the hostesses.

>>379321907

>Following the West Coast removal of The Twilight Zone's Tower of Terror, many wondered if the same fate would fall upon its Walt Disney World iteration in Hollywood Studios. Unfortunately, the company has yet to officially address the future of the ride. While speaking with a Walt Disney World representative and resort specialist, however, we got a little clarification on the matter.

>In an interview on May 23, Walt Disney World's Lauren Holt said that everyone at the company is just as eager to know as we are. "I haven't heard whether or not. We've all been waiting and asking," Holt said. Adding, "I can certainly hope so. Everyone loves Guardians of the Galaxy. Who doesn't love Chris Pratt? It's definitely something we've been interested in, and there just hasn't been information on it yet."

The shitty people running WDW are all for it, they are just waiting for the official go ahead and they're going to tear it down. I give it 5 more years.

>>379319926
I would say Nintendo would be Disneyland, Sony would be Universal Studios, and Xbox would be some backyard trash like Six Flags: NE but the joke is lost since Nintendo has a business deal with Universal now

>>379319746
Talladega Nights is from 2006.

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>>379321907
>in Orlando
>the one closest to me
>the one with all my nostalgia
Anon, you will never ever know how awesome that news was for me to hear.
Thank you, genuinely.

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It's just to show the beginning of construction, stop being so autistic.

>>379315834
holy shit it looks like a bad steampunk etsy project... take an old thing and throw copper and or gears to it

>>379322128
Who would Sega be in this analogy?

>>379320220
Take your nostalgia goggles off, faggot. Tower of Terror was garbage. It did not capture the essence of The Twilight Zone at all. Not a single episode of that show was as simple in premise as a spooky elevator plummet. They just slapped The Twilight Zone branding on the ride because they thought it needed some branding. The Guardians ride is an improvement just because it got rid of that stupid shit. At least the Guardians ride is consistent with its theme.

>the significance in culture the Twilight Zone had
You've never watched that show, you fake fakey fakerson.

>It's the same fucking ride as before
Nope. Significantly more drops. It's also faster going up.

>>379322234
I wanna ride on a Piranha Plant!

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>>379322106
>"I can certainly hope so. Everyone loves Guardians of the Galaxy. Who doesn't love Chris Pratt? It's definitely something we've been interested in, and there just hasn't been information on it yet."
I AM GOING TO KILL EVERY REDDITOR TILL THIS WORLD IS SAFE AGAIN

>USJ

But what about us? When do we get our Nintendo world?

>>379322489
iirc they said they want to have it ready in time for the 2020 Olympics.

>>379319641
>>379319339
when i said toys, i meant literal mcdonalds toys. not toys (games) or whatever nonsense youre coming up with excuse the fact that nintendo doesnt actually make games anymore but instead pumps out shovelware and amiibos.

>>379322570
Yes, in Japan, so 2021 at the earliest but that's unlikely.

>>379320040
>Wait, I just went to Hollywood Studios back in January
you know how i know youre being a massive faggot?

>>379314331
Will the floors be bouncy to get the proper Mario experience?

>>379316538
>cheap cash grab
>got every movie actor to play their parts and the director to direct

Sorry, man, but cheap cash grab is far from what this is.

>>379315834
>8 hour line to ride this

>>379322354
There are also six random variations of the ride whereas the original only had three. People saying it's the same exact ride lose me there.

they havent started building it yet, retards, its just a stage.

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>>379322463
I WILL JOIN YOU

>>379322463
>this guy hasn't seen the Amy Pascal emails

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In the UK we have an Angry Birds section at thorpe park which is pretty much a couple stickers on some old buildings and thats it

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>>379315834
I remember mega64 talking about it in their podcast, but holy shit, that's bad.

>>379314331
Nintendo wants to be Disney so bad.

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Why do Americans gets so emotional about theme park rides?

this person especially >>379320220
They seem personally offended that a theme park attraction was re branded, I don't understand

>>379323434
They've also started stocking five nights at freddys action figures in hmv fellow brit fag.

>>379323434
thorpe park is depressing as fuck my guy. rides aren't all that interesting either

>>379322463
Media is not FOR YOU anymore, anon. We've all become so weird that we're not the target demographic for ANYTHING (except maybe anime)

>>379323519
because corporate cult
"if I can buy it it can be the best thing in my life" sort of thinking

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>>379323434
>>379323554
Everything was a mistake.

>>379322354
Fucking thank you, someone said it. Twilight zone was an intelligent show, not a cheap thrills dungeon drop.

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>>379315834
>DisneyLand got rid of the Submarines, made it into some Finding Nemo shit
>got rid of Rocket Rods, made it into some Buzz Lightyear shit
>Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse remodeled into Tarzan Treehouse

>Universal Studios got rid of the Backdraft Experience, made it into a shitty Transformers ride
>got rid of the Back to the Future ride, turned into into some Simpsons shit
>the Halloween House of Horrors with Universal movie monsters is now just Walking Dead shit
>got rid of The Mummy ride, turned it into The Fast and Furious shit
>got rid of the Terminator 3D thing, its now fucking Minions
>at least still has Waterworld, but is currently remaking it and will probably be shit

>>379323742
i literally said it a few posts before

still a more interesting idea than guardians of the galaxy though

>>379315834
They better not do this shit to the one at Hollywood Studios.

>>379318840
>y.y.you just KNOW it
You are a fucking fanatic.

>>379323820
You forgot about them shutting down the Jaws ride for more Harry Potter shit.

>>379323820
>>got rid of The Mummy ride, turned it into The Fast and Furious shit
>>got rid of the Terminator 3D thing, its now fucking Minions
Those are all still there. Minions replaced Jimmy Neutron which replaced Hanna Barbara. The Mummy is still in the park but I have no idea what Fast and the Furious replaced.

>>379324120
>>379324280
Talking about the places in Cali. Never been to the ones in Florida.

In case anyone actually cares to know what the set is for...it's for the groundbreaking ceremony.

>>379319362
Pretty sure the chinks made a WoW themepark (without paying Blizzard of course).

>icymi
i don't speak millenial

>>379322354
I remember the ride employees for the elevator were par excellence and very funny and convincing actors. Is there anything like that leading up to the ride itself?

>>379324667
People in Guardians outfits being gay that you can take pictures with.

>>379323820
>Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse remodeled into Tarzan Treehouse

I remember reading that they had to do this or they were going to tear it down.

>>379324667
One girl smiled at me and told me she would vaporize me if I touched anything. ...It was kinda hot.

>>379324667

Not really, they just pretend to be the Collector's assistants and before the ride starts they act like they're in on Rocket's plan to escape and tell you to remember the mission. The only good thing about the ride is the animatronic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTUdgJVkq_Q

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>>379315834
I don't even know what the building on the left is supposed to be. It looks like they took a totally normal building and turned it into Hollow bastion

>>379324491

florida Disaster is being replaced by FF

>>379319362
Doesn't Sega Joypolis exist?

>Everything needs to be loaded with iconic cartoon characters!

Glad this literally backfired with the Tiki Room.

>>379323910
I'm not reading the entire thread because it's a pretty shit thread. I was only looking at that reply chain.

>>379319746
>it was made within the last decade

Umm, anon.

>>379325282

And if you've been to the Tiki Room in the past five years you would know it's literally dead half the time with no lines.

There's a rumor right now that says Moana is going to take over, which really wouldn't surprise me

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>was literally just there
>missed Mario theme attraction

well fuck time to save up to go back next year

>>379326084
its not up yet, nor has construction begun. It will be a while

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>>379326183
great, more time to save

>>379326358
Where is this and when will it be available?

>>379315834
>EA buys a hotel.jpg

>>379321684
>they cut this part out of the Cartoon network showing

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>there will never be an actual video game amusement park in your lifetime

Universal JP looks fuckin rad desu.
Same with that water-themed Disney park they got there.

>>379315834
At least The Haunted Mansion will be safe, right?

>>379327673
There's a video game museum.

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>>379322463
I like GotG and Chris Pratt. Been posting on /v/ since 2007. Go REEEE somewhere else.

>>379328425

Any of the classic Magic Kingdom attractions probably won't ever be touched. Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, Jungle Cruise are all safe.

The worst that I could see happening is them ruining it like Pirates and shoving unnecessary movie cameos into the ride. They're making a Jungle Cruise movie starring the fucking Rock so I'm praying it doesn't happen

>>379327673
There's World Joyland in China, the bootleg amusement park based on Warcraft, not sure if it's still open though or what even i there.

>>379328790
How was Pirates of the Caribbean ruined? Isn't it literally the same thing but Jack shows up like 2 times and Davy Jones is there?

>>379327673
by no means was it a vidya park but nintendo for a while had a sizeable area in La Ronde, it was cool taking a break from rides and playing some prerelease pokemon LG/FR and whatever else was there that I can't remember

>>379322106
to be fair, MGM is the worst disney park (aside from the live shows) and they probably get shit attendance

i hope they tear it down and replace it with star wars

>>379320419
Wait I thought the haunted mansion in Magic Kingdom got removed for a Frozen ride. What the fuck.

>>379326084
At least you got to see the Monster Hunter event

>>379315834
Dude i just came from that, the update is WAAAAAYYY better,

>>379329656

They already tore down the entire Streets of America side of the park (the spot that held that Car action show and the Backlot tour) and replacing it with Star Wars. The Pixar area is being replaced with a Toy Story land.

They're also getting rid of The Great Movie Ride in a couple of years

>>379329421

I don't know if it's the same as Disneyland, but I just hate the updated opening of the ride, it's extremely out of place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbfVeHrsN0Q

>>379330405
Too bad I'll never go to disney world, because hot damn. I fucking love mermaids.

>>379329728
>haunted mansion
>removed
Dude, that ride has been around since early in the history of the park (for both the Magic Kingdom and Disney Land). It is way too classic of a ride to remove.

A Frozen themed ride was placed in Epcot to replace an older ride in Norway. It's literally still the same track, just re-themed to Frozen.

>>379323519
Because some people went to them as kids as a once in a lifetime opportunity and hate to see their favorite rides go.

>>379330590
tfw well never get the godzilla ride in epcot...

>>379330590
almost considering the ride is getting a resturant... don't think jaunted is going anywhere.

>>379330405
I will always love the skeleton steering the ship while in the storm at the beginning. He's trying but he's pretty fucked.

>>379330792
Fucking autocorrect...

>>379328738
>2007
Newfag

>>379320123
At least with Avatar the moved the one show on the land Avatar is on now to a new area, so literally nothing was lost.

>>379330712
Are you talking about the ride they intended to place in Japan? Rumor has it that the concept of the ride for Japan was moved to Animal Kingdom and became Everest.

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>>379321670
>falling for the marriage meme

>>379323820
I was just on the Mummy Ride in California last week, shit was fucking amazing.

>>379315834

Splash Mountain will always be the best ride in any theme park. Disney will never be able to top it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQg6UW6Tgw

>>379322106
Isn't there some sort of contract in place that gives Universal Studios the sole right to have Marvel themed rides in their parks for the East side of the country? Hence why they changed it in California but not in Orlando

Islands of adventure >Orlando studios

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>>379315834
HOL UP
Is this the fucking elevator ride with the hologram ghosts? No goddamn way did those cunts change one of the best rides there. No way in hell

No theme park related thing will ever make me as mad as Jaws being torn down at Universal Studios so they could make way for a SECOND Harry Potter section.

>>379323820

Are you guys fucking kidding me?

Universal desperately needs updated rides and attractions (outside of Harry Potter shit).

Jaws was old and boring as fuck and Terminator live action was outdated as shit. Spider-man ride was sweet but obviously feels like 90's technology.

>>379323820
Changing markets, man. Kids today have no idea who the Swiss Family Robinson are, and the majority of those other rides were fairly outdated. Can't really blame them for keeping up with things.

>>379332489
My dad used to work at universal studios so he would tell us everything before the public. I still remembered when he told me they were taking down the back to the future ride.

>>379333026
>Go to Universal one day
>Want to go on Back to the Future since it was always awesome
>It is now The Simpsons
Never went on it. Add that on rides I have never been on in that theme park along with Jurassic Park since the line is always too damn long.

>>379315834
I'm OK with this.
Everyone knows the real Tower of Terror is in Florida

>>379321464
Do the whole thing faggot, you can't

>>379333026
My dad also recently visited and said that the place has gone to shit.

>tfw live in Orlando for 11 years
>literally live 15 mins away from Disney World
>still never been in it

>>379315834
I seriously thought the right was supposed to Hollow Bastion.

>>379330870
yeah he's the best

>>379332467

It's the one in California that's just a half-assed recreation, the original is still safe for now

>>379332180

All I want them to do is update the animatronics to the newer shit. I know there's like a hundred of them but it's there most popular ride and they have the money.

>>379314331
aren't they making a donkey kong mine cart ride that jumps tracks?

it sounds goat to me but i can't afford to go to japan so i will never see it for myself