>guy on the left >I only play Japanese games on the PC

>>379264837
What about the guy in the middle?

> OP thinks that bothers me
Years of loneliness have contributed to not having any sexual excitement anymore

>>379265067
fibby da bippy

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>>379264837

>go to friend's house
>his gf is there along with a female friend
>we play mario party
>friend and gf start touching
>they fuck off to his room
>gf's friend asks if I know any other games we can play
>ummm mario kart?
>eventually leave
>driving back home
>realize I dun goofed

Why the fuck can't women just explicitly say they want to fuck? Christ, I'm not a telepath

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>>379264837
>Why the fuck can't I find a girl
people still want 3dpd roasties?

>>379265067
love you

>>379264837
Why are westerners obsessed with cuck porn?

>>379265336
Make the first move anon. You can complain about it all you want but it's literally what will work in that sort of situation. Don't start raping or anything, just straight up ask her if she wants to head out instead or fool around too.

>>379265387

Because sticking your dick in a woman's mouth, cunt, and ass feels good. Plus if you can satisfy her enough, she'll stick around, cook and clean, and give birth to your children who will eventually take care of you when you're old

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>>379265512
fuck that, too much work
just rape her instead

>>379265336
We all have stories like this, it's okay anon.

>>379265067
He's the beta bitch, right has a far stronger jawline.

>>379265336
Even as a geek, you must of watched Stripes and that dumb ass force field thing.

>2017
>not going to r/waifu and having your waifus shopped into pics of you

Get on my level, faggots

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>>379265889

Forgot my pic

>>379264837
Cause they're not at fucking bars
>>379265067
Noice

>>379265651
Most of them will take "making the first move" as rape these days anyway

>>379265937
Why is it always latinos?

>>379265456
Some people have unrealistic fantasies. Like pretending white males are not being the apex top of the world.

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>>379264837
what do girls have to do with video games? you're going to sit around playing video games with her are you? lol

>>379265336
>Implying she wanted to fuck you
>Implying she didn't just genuinely want to play a different game that would maybe dull some of the piercing boredom caused by being in your presence

>>379266461
Why is it always Redditors, you mean.

>>379265336
Be happy that you didn't attempt to innitiate anything you might deeply regret and add to the list of things you've done wrong in your life to keep you awake at night.

>>379265336
Cute redhead that gives me a ride to work texts one nightasking if she can sleep at my house because she just broke up with her bf and shes lonely
She comes over wearing spats that only cover halfher ass all smiles too
She sits on my bed and playfully says ohill sleep just fine here andbegins to roll around laughing
In my autism i didntpickup that she wantedto fuck and say oh youre not sleeping here ive set up abed for you downstairs
She stops smiling and says ok whileshes walking downstairs
We dont talkforthe rest of the night
Some days after she tellsme i willneed to find a new way to work

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>>379267210
Good job

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>>379267210
What a cunt.

>>379264837
Girls do appreciate japanese games anon, but they are not interested in being m'ladied by overweight NEETs.

In other words, they may like the same games that you like, but they don't want guys like you.

>>379270953
>women
>liking videogames

>>379265524
>ass
fag

>tfw 90 lbs 5'1 asian gf sucks my dick while i play smt

Life is good bros

>>379271280
Is she a skeleton? My sister is skinny and is 5'0 100 lbs flat.

>>379271492
Nah idk if shes actually 90 but shes really thin with wide hips. No ways shes over 110, 90 was just what popped in my head

>>379271582
Literally a midget skeleton

>>379271157
They do, they just tend to stay out of games that attracts the most neckbeards, for obvious reasons.

>>379264837

Me on the left.

>>379271646
If you say so

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>>379271690
So they only play mobile """"games""""?

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>>379265067
As usual, fpbp

>>379272301
Nah, they play normal games too. My gf plays SC2, Fallout, Dragon Age, Battlefield and a couple of other normie games. Nothing deeply autistic like Dwarf Fortress or anything, but still not only mobile games.

>>379272301
technically still a game

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>>379272734
can't wait for robot wombs.

>>379272902
>>379272952
They only play trash,thanks for making it clear.

>>379273098
>implying even a robot womb would want your sperm

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>>379272734
Isn't that the lady who killed herself because she was 30 and alone due to her high standards?

>>379273125
Name a game that is not trash, show us your autism.

>>379273379
No idea. Message remains the same though.

>>379273379
aren't you the anon that's going to die alone due to your ugly face?

>>379267210
>just broke up with her bf
>already wants a new dick

T H O T
H
O
T

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>>379273492
best way to get over someone is to get under someone

>>379273469
I can smell that roastie from here

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>>379273469
Found her boys.

>>379273696
Could be because I'm from eastern yurop but we call people like that whores.

>>379273781
>greatest wish was to 'settle down and have a family'
Should have done it sooner then instead of wasting your good fertile years you retard.

>>379273781
>be a whore
>suddenly realize you're getting older and need some beta orbiter who provides for her
>fails to get one
>kills herself

Thot status : Patrolled.

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>>379265067
solid jej

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>>379274137
>western women

>>379274280
Someone really needs to discover how to go back in time and warn past us to prevent this future from happening.

>>379274280
I wish I understood why so many white people in the west hate their own skin colour so much and praise the others. You'd think the natural thing would be liking the people of your own color and disliking the "others", but no. Apparently telling every white men to kill themselves while being a white man yourself is fully logical.

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>>379274426
Its already too late

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>>379274280
I wonder how hard our grandparents would bitchslap the boomers if they knew this was the result

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>>379274498
Because they are being raised to be ashamed of who they are due to the "privileges" they have over the other races.

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>>379274681
This and peer pressure from their "friends"

>>379274498
I blame the schools/universities. Where else would they learn this type of crap?

>>379274681
>>379274779
>tfw black male
>tfw wondering how white people have forcibly degenerated themselves to this level of silliness

the world is pure git gud, whats hard to understand about that?

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>>379274280
women are fucked in the head

more at 11

>>379274954
You should add "white people in the west". Eastern europe doesn't have that problem, quite the opposite actually. We hate anyone different from us.

>>379274954
Some people are so rich they don't know what to do with their lives,that's why they embrace deviant shit and start to vote left.

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>>379265067
Sometimes I love you guys.

>>379274526
>4chan started out with low degeneracy
Nigga this place had gay, loli, guro, /b/ in general since its formative years. Are you a '14 kiddie?

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>>379274841
>I blame the schools/universities

Bingo

>>379265336
Girls aren't attracted to guys that don't have a strong enough sex drive to actually try to get laid. Basically you're a beta bitch and ya blew it. You don't wait for women to make the move.

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>>379274841
but they're learning so many important things!

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>>379275331
>all those once normal looking people
Disgusting.

>>379275307
Nigger what? Do you not read graphs? It plateaued and that was perfection. Just the right amount of degeneracy, and then when tumblr and the trappening came along it became aids level degeneracy.

>>379275307
Learn to read graphs.

>everyone hating themselves over not grabbing the first roastie that smiled at them

desu if you really wanted them you would have done it, dont get memed

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>>379275782
>mfw first time wasn't with a roastie
Is this what the 1% feel like?

>>379275953
It's what it's supposed to be. Guys these days have tricked themselves into wasting their time on cheap tail.

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>>379265067
Had a bad day but this post got me smiling. Thanks anon.

>>379276265
Fine women are in short supply. Gotta train most of them.

I see /v/ is showing off how socially inept they are again. For all this analysis and shit what do you have to show for it? You are still alone, still just flopping aimlessly through life, still hate yourself.

You sit here in an echo chamber and gripe about normies and non whites and whatever. Good for you. You still have nothing to show. So why bother?

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>>379265336
i went round my friends house with me ex to play video games
they ended up fucking on the floor next to me while i tried playing blur with a fightstick
you got it easy

>>379276439
Like a Pokémon?

>>379276571
And why do you care OP? Got tired of tumblr so you came here to shitpost?

>>379265067
>OP destroyed in 1 post
amazing

>>379276598
You could've just left, idiot.

>>379265067
Put me in the screencap!

>>379276672
Pretty much. If you have the money and nice shit, you set the pace. Don't let no broke ass tramp dictate your life by using pussy as a weapon. Dick is the greatest weapon of them all. That's why the old and busted roasties are miserable, while you can be a rich fat bastard fucking young bitches.

>>379276886
Through dick, unity. Nevar 4get!

>>379276571
>implying my 2.4k arena rating in WoW and Mythic Gul'dan kill is nothing

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>>379276571
>mid 30s
>married
>2 kids
>job
not even close my angry little friend

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>>379276571
>non whites

>>379265067
this joke only works because of current year

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>>379276571
It could always be worse; you could always be Gladium.

>>379276882
There it is! everytime without fail

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>>379277232

>>379277342
Living the dream.

>>379266938
This. Almost all of my regrets involve fucking people I shouldn't have

>>379277342
How's your life? I honestly imagine such an existence to be more miserable than being single and discussing the evils of womankind on a Manchurian papyrus board.

>>379275504
I used to really want to draw and be an artist or animator when I was young. This is pretty depressing to see.

>>379265067
nice

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>>379264837
>implying there aren't literally thousands of amazing western games and that liking nip shit is somehow "superior"
Keep dreaming faggot.

/v/ help me get a gf

>>379279924
You can go down two routes:

1. Physical Maintenance.

2. Money.

Acquire one of the two. Both is best.

>>379279924
Wish I coul help you man
>tfw mom is pushing me hard to find a gf
>she has a friend who's daughter is kinda a shut in like me
>mom wants to arrange some kinda meeting
I wouldn't even know what to say, even if she sounds like a nice girl

>>379280254
Give it a try, the worst that can happen is that it doesn't work out. You may really find something in common.

>>379280085
you mean going to a gym?
i am the kind of guy that never acumulate mass, i eat, eat, eat, still the same
how solve
>>379280254
>tfw had gf(for luck)
>we part ways
>didnt get gf for 2 years
>mom thinks i am depressed
fuk

>>379280367
>he actually had a gf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>379280574
>he didn't have a gf or two in high school
You missed out big time.

>>379264837
Because they don't leave their room and neither do you

>>379280367
>you mean going to a gym?
I mean overall Physical Maintenance. Shave that beard, wash your face and clean up all of those blemishes (That you can). As for your eating, unless you have a condition, anyone can gain mass if you do resistance training and eat more than your daily burn. You just need to do the research. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky.

Consider yourself fortunate that you're skinny so you only need to work up. I was a fat bastard and had to lose the fat before I could begin working on muscle.

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I'm mentally scarred after my last gf, I think at this point I'd rather be single.

>>379280870
Dick in crazy?

>>379265067
Damn son

>>379280960
Yep

>>379277907
Storytime?

>>379265067
Based.

>>379280254
Give it a try man, you might get a gf.

>>379281495
I will it's just I have no idea how to even start a conversation
But if she's a shut in like me (she's probably a virgin as well), I guess it could be a little better.

>>379282735
dont fall in love
o
n
t

>>379283214
With you.

>>379282735
Just start with a question or something. When she replies, you relate it to something about you and boom, youve got a conversation going.
Im wishing you the best of luck, my man.

>>379283443
dont hear him
just go and say to her
GIVE
THAT
FUCKING PUSSY
YOU WHORE
YOU PUT MY DICK IN YOUR EYE
I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD THAT WHOEVER TAKES MY DICK FROM INSIDE YOU WILL BE NAMED KING ARTHUR

>>379283570
You fucked up that last one anon. You bring shame upon us all.

>>379280254
Just treat it as making a friend, do all the romance bullshit later.

This will save you tons of headaches in the long run

>>379282735
Good luck, hopefully you'll get a qt virgin shut-in gf

>>379276571
>still just flopping aimlessly through life, still hate yourself.
And having kids and a wife will somehow change that?

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>>379265067
My fucking chest, you motherfucker.
Best thing reply ive seen in a long time.

>>379277579
I've seen uglier white guys get Asian gfs

>>379265067
Noice

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Is this okay?

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>>379265067
RIP OP

>>379265067
thank you

>>379264837
>finally get a cute gf
>she likes anime and videogames too
>virgin kind of a shut in
>we play through persona 4 together
>love her completely
>can't have sex because muh christian values
>have to wait years to plow my cute christian girlfriend
It's not fair

>>379277579
This is how I imagine most fags on /v/ that parrot trapfaggotry look like.

>>379288047
Atleast youve got something to look forward to.
And that also makes it more likely that shes really dedicated to you and wont cheat.

>>379265067
S A V A G E

>>379265524

All of that's a myth

>>379273125
>He says while clicking through his weeb VNs and playing mobile shit, using his mom's credit card to buy the swimsuit dlc

>>379288047
She's getting plowed by Chad on a regular basis.

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>>379265067
Fucking savage, I'll pay you a beer sometime

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