If you invade me in any souls game and dont bow before attacking

>le reddit bow codex XD

I suck cock on a daily basis but I will never be as gay as you

>Faggot invades me
>He bows
>Smash him with my 2 handed great sword with a heavy attack
>He fucking dies 1 hit
>Get hate mail
lel

>>379258720
>mom, pull the plug!

The hate for invaders is strong tonight.

Has everyone been eating shit on Spear of the Church?

>>379258720
Always. Bow.

>always bow
>invader doesn't
>jump off cliff

>>379259139
Imagine an anime where a character did that

Everytime:

>Get invaded
>Patches squat in an obscure corner
>Invaded inevitably runs past 3-4 times before noticing me
>Stand up
>Wave
>Pull Ethernet cord

I got no job and lots of weed, wasting time is all I do nigger.

>>379258814
>those people who make glass cannon builds and have like 600hp
just dont get hit XD

HEY!

>>379258814
Kek. Nicely done
Seriously, fuck 4chan captcha

>>379258989
> summoned as spear
> gank squad of 3 waiting for me
> relaxed and making fun of me
> kill all of them with my fume knight GS and finish with point down gesture
> getting 2 hate mails right after

>>379258720

>Invade Sen's Fortress
>Find guy in the area where giant is tossing giant firebombs at you
>He is obviously new
>He is stuck in between the tower knight and an area being bombed
>Pop up from stairs and throw dung pies at him
>He can't get to me but is too afraid of knight
>This is the only time I ever killed with dung pies in that game

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>get invaded in DS3
>find nice secluded spot
>either lie down or chameleon up
>go make some coffee and enjoy hearing the faggot invader running around for 20+ minutes
>hate mail out the ass

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>>379258720
>gank invaders in the forest
>they tell me to 1v1 them
>"ok"
>meet them at the Darkroot Garden
>gank them again the moment I summon them.

Dark Souls 1's pvp was so broken but fun.