ITT: We explain the first and last thing that happens in a game,

>>379254689
Half-life 2

>you're a kid
>you're still a kid

>>379254936
Ocarina

>>379254936
Splatoon?

>>379254689
This kinda happens in both orders for ff XIII trilogy

>>379255140
Holy shit you're right.

>>379254936
fallout 3

>>379254689
Blunderful 101 featuring the heir to throne of the roaming comet Rhullo

>You go to the Carnival
>You blow up one of the moons

>you get thrown off a space fort
>you make a new planet

>you fly into space
>you go through a gauntlet where you die in one hit

>you wake up with nothing but your skin and fists
>you defeat a dragon in some weird world

Start with Rags
Go to Riches

>You're on a train
>You're on a train

>>379255360
3rd one is Minecraft

>you dream you're in a amusement park
>you're in a amusement park

>>379254689
>You're in a mech
>The dev team tries to kill you

>you wake up in someone's bed
>you slay a dragon

>>379255765
aught

>Slaughter thousands
>Get shot down by Jet Fighters

>>379254689
>You just killed your father
>Your father just saved you

>>379255891
Drakengard

You fight some kids over a ball
You fight your son to the death

>get sword
>kill pig

You nuke a city
You kill yourself in the explosion's crater

>>379256025
Infamous

>>379255720
Silent Hill 3 obv

>a bunch of people commit suicide
>a ship docks at a station

>>379255986
The Lego of Zeld

>>379254689
I think that could fit Uncharted 2.

>>379256096
Space Station 13?

>>379256083
correct

>>379255729
Near a tomato

>>379255570
Wonderful 101

>you realise all that you've been doing was just a simulation
>you realise all that you've been doing was just a simulation

>Fall down a hole
>Get out of the hole

>>379256307
Majora's Mask or Undertale

>you wake up late
>you rock out

>you're back at work after an injury
>you hug your sister

>you miss your helicopter ride
>you and your friends catch a helicopter ride

>you fall down a hole
>everything went better than expected, but you have to learn to let go

>you fight the cool guy
>you're friends with the cool guy

>You ram into dinosaurs
>You end the world

>you go on vacation
>you're on vacation

>>379256394
Spyro 2

>you're a basic form of life
>you're in space but quit because the game's way too boring to continue

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>>379255729
>>You're in a mech
>>The dev team tries to kill you

Hawken?

>About to get throat slit by a gook
>Almost die to a german before raising the soviet flag on the Reichstag

>>379256336
It was undertale

>>379256437
Spore

>>379256292
Prey(2017)

>>379256462
World at War

>>379256413
Mario Sunshine, actually, but that definitely works as well.

>>379256462
World at War

>Get your heart stolen
>kill yourself

>>379256501
you got it

>>379256498
yep

>you break into some dude's house
>you blew up the dude's house

>you fly
>you have a tea party

>kill a black person
>kill a woman

>you start in a small town and venture to the capital city
>you do daily quests over and over at a high level

>>379256553
Dragon's Dogma

>>379256517
>>379256550
Both Correct

>you try fixing your motorcycle
>you bump into your friends again/for the first time

>you're stranded in the middle of the ocean
>you're stranded in the middle of the ocean

>>379256717
bioshock?

>>379254689
>You listen to a guy talk about himself on a carriage.
>You now prepare to go liberate a country.

>>379256808
nope, older

>>379256884
Skyrim?

>>379256574
This is the first time a spoiler shitpost in /v/ is usefull

>Wake up in a hospital
>Ended up killed by your partner's son

>>379256675
Correcto

>a prince wakes you up in a field
>a prince wakes you up in a field

>look for your mother
>permanently terminate the demon that killed your mother

>Survive train crash
>Unending Cliffhanger

>>379256593
Resident Evil

>>379256920
no, the end of skyrim is killing a dragon in the afterlife, guess again.

>you're an athlete
>you're a ghost

>>379256928
Fire Emblem Awakening

>>379256971
Finaru Fantaji Tin

>>379256971
Final Fantasy X

>>379256940
Borderlands 2?

>you go to school
>you leave school

>you play vidya with your childhood friend
>the universe is deleted but your consciousness saves it

>>379256945
correct

>>379257061
No, that cliffhanger still has hope of being ended

>>379256940
episode 2

>>379255729
Nier: Automata

>>379256717
Link's Awakening

>>379257276
correct

>>379256342
Is the 4th one dead money?

>>379257195
Yep

>tragedy occurs as a child
>you kill some people and get on a boat

and by extension

>you're in a lighthouse
>possibly saved the world

>you're fighting off aliens
>you fight a guy trying to achieve immorality

>skydiving
>QTE

>>379257064
Dang it Ron Paul

>>379256652
Shovel knight

>>379254689
>Hell invades
>Hell kicks you out

>>379257463
Dying light

>>379257543
DOOM?

>>379257326
not what i was thinking of

>You're going to meet your cousin
>You become king of hell

>Riding in a cop car.
>Coasting away on a jet ski.

>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave

>>379254936
Bully?

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>>379257623
Yes

>you check out a hip new internet forum
>your existence is ripped asunder from a massive time paradox but the gods and demons you befriended along the way help you drag yourself back into reality

>You cheat death
>You die in a potentially planet destroying explosion unless you do a sidequest to keep it contained in a shield around you

>>379257867
My legs are okay

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>>379254689
>you graduate from school and are told that you must kill your own brother
>hell freezes over

>you practice in vr
>you look at an exploding planet

>>379257459
Doom 2016?

>>379254936
Parappa 2

>you get on a roller coaster
>it never ends

>you crash your car
>your partner steals your thunder

>>379258397
Mr.Bones Wild Ride?

>>379257737
No way, fag.

>You land on a beach
>You fly away on a big bird with your girl

>>379258480
of course

>Teleportation Glitch
>Prevention of a laser strike from the moon

>you wake up
>you go outside

>you die
>you're alive again

>somebody punches you in the face
>you blow up an ancient temple

>you get saved from Part I ancient temple
>you blow up another ancient temple

>your ship gets stolen
>3 possible endings, depending on the ancient temple you blew up

Guess the series

>hell breaks loose
>you break hell

>an ancient angry good awakens
>A tall guy with a nice voice betrays you

>you wake up and your uncle leaves
>you put a sword to rest

>satan cockblocks you
>you kill his ass

>>379259223
>>you wake up and your uncle leaves
>>you put a sword to rest
ALttP

>>379259223
3rd is A Link to the Past
4th is Ghouls and Ghosts or that one Suda 51 game

>>379259223
>>an ancient angry good awakens
>>A tall guy with a nice voice betrays you
xenoblade?

>you fall into a cave
>you burn a rope

>you start climbing a tower from the bottom floor
>you kill the wizard on the top and conquer the tower

>you get hit by a car
>you kill yourself, your gf, your mentor

>youre a knight, princesses get kidnapped
>youre partying in a tavern with the princesses

>>379259350
Nice one.

>>379259373
Right on both, fourth was GnG.

>>379259379
Not quite, game came out last year, have some more:

>you start at the base of a mountain
>you kill the same wizard 5 times

>you parachute from a helicopter
>you run out of a base that explods

>you follow your dog into an abandoned building
>you blow up the evil robo butler

>>379259606
>>youre a knight, princesses get kidnapped
>>youre partying in a tavern with the princesses
Castle crashers?

>>379256342
2nd one is mirror's edge

>get in trouble
>go on a fishing trip with your new chums

>>379259645
1/4, now you just need to find out the other 3

>Wake up from your bed during the night
>Travel around a now safe world with your crush and finally go back home

>>379257508
Sorry I'm late, but correct.

>You have a talk with a highschool guidance counselor
>You have a talk with a highschool guidance counselor

>you get a sword out of a chest
>you meet your love interest but don't recognize her

>you leave school
>you meet your crush after the world changes

>you get woken up from a nightmare
>you fall into a deep sleep

>>379260112
>>you get woken up from a nightmare
>>you fall into a deep sleep
Kingdom Hearts?

Somewhat obscure, but

>Enemy at the Gates
>A Bridge Too Far

>>379259994
Punch god in the face 2: Innocent Sin

>>379259841
Only if?

>>379260140
Older. You dream of being a bird

>you take a shit
>game takes a shit

>>379260167
I didn't even know that game existed until now

>you go to visit your teacher in hospital
>you and your "friends" go to visit your teacher in hospital

>>379258875
Is the 3rd one mass effect 3?

>>379260392
Nevermind thought each one was a different game

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>>379260350
>Not going TDE
>Not going for one of the reasons at the very least

>you get off a plane
>you kill a family friend who betrayed you

>>379260143
Cawadoody 2?

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>>379260158

>>379260581
gta 3?

played it a bit a long time ago but never owned it and finished it

>>379260898
no
the other one

>You wake up in a field
>You kill yourself

>>379260945
THAT WAS MY MONEY THOMMY, MY MONEY

>you fill a wagon with a ton of food
>you die of a disease without even being around anything that couldve caused the disease

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>>379261135
Nah, you fool! Busta, straight busta!

>>379255302
Dark Cloud 2 (or Dark Chronicle, depending on where you're from).

>Collect a debt
>Adopt a daughter

>>379261430
finally, someone got it

>>379261478
Bioshock infinite?

>>379257070
Star Ocean TTEOT

>>379257438
Golden Sun and the sequel on GBA.

>>379257732
GTA IV

>>379261668
bingo

>>379261548
Incorrect. It is Japanese if that gives you any clue.

Easy mode:

>You're a transfer student to a new school.
>Are the game's Symbolic Jesus Christ Character.

Hard Mode:
> Promise
> Disappointment

>>379262135
NGE? I know it's not a game but it's the closest

>>379258746
P.T?

>>379262135
Persona 3
LISA The Painful

>You disembark from a low-budget flight.
>You say Sayonara.

>>379261173
Oregon Trail on a failed run?

>The first thing happens
>The last thing happens

>raise a daughter
>marry your daughter

>Arrive at miningship
>get spooked

>>379262508
correct

>>379262634
Gee I wonder what game could this be...

>You walk into a village
>You walk back into a village feeling more accomplished at your job

>>379254689
>You are a kid
>You are evil/good

>>379256710
Persona 2 ?

This thread is really reminding me how many games I've left unfinished

>>379262681
Fable?

>You have a nightmare
>You kill an undead roman

>You get infected with demon AIDS
>You get sucked out of the grid and into 'heaven', which is just real life but shit

>die
>die

>wake up in jail
>kill zombie god

>>379262801
yuppers

>>379257923
Not Persona: Sour Jacket

>>379254689
>you get drunk
>there will never be a sequel

>fall in a hole
>become friends with a mythical being

>>379258746
Portal 2.

>>379254689
>you are in an island
>you learn how much you should pay for a videogame

>>379262845
Eternal Darkness.

>>379262949
My Life?

>evacuate Earth
>pick a color

>>379256884
Final fantasy 14
>inb4 he isn't here anymore

>>379263248
ass effect 3

>>379262675
MH?

>You jump off a cliff
>You sit on a chair

>>379258281
Tittenfell 2

>>379263270
You got it.

>>379254689
>the king gets drunk
>you send a city into the moon

>you tell a girl your name
>you kill god

>You get destroyed because you can't understand trajectories.
>A trusted UI element betrays you.

>>379262983
Earthbound?

>You wake up
>You take your clothes off

>>379261478
Yakuza 1?

>>379261086
Awakening?

>bomb
>bomb

>you awaken to the sound of a female voice calling out for help, but the voice is in your head and nowhere near
>you lift the ancient and powerful artifact over your head

>>379263520
nah
it's a wii game

>>379263467
Katamari Damacy

>>379254689
>Your prison ship crashes on an uncharted planet
>Your escape pod is stuck on the orbit of said uncharted planet

>>379263520
Since when did Earthbound open with you falling down a hole, wingnut?

>>379263614
Breath of the Wild or A Link to the Past

>>379254689
>You arrive
>You celebrate with cake

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>you are a cop
>you have to kill Elon Musk in Area 51

>>379263445
Eyyy. Looking forward to stormblood?
Also:
>you're born
>you heroically die to fix a thing OH WAIT HERE'S SOME DLC

>Fall down a hole into a strange new world
>You exit the throne room in the cave

>>379263718
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>379263376
correct

>>379254689
>Go to school
>Leave into an apocalyptic world
Should be easy as fuck.

>>379263676
omg the cake is a lie my dude xD

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>>379263529
Yes.

>you are on a skyscraper
>you are on a skyscraper
M.P.

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>>379263270
Don't remind me.

>>379263808
Todd's Adventures 3?

>>379263808
Nocturne

>>379263487
FF10

>>379263891
I want to say Killer 7, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it begins

>>379263958
Nope.

>crash car
>take baby

>>379264021
The Walking Dead

>you get a blood transfusion
>a cripple kills you

>>379263904
He starts in a crib.
>>379263936
Hm, not what I was thinking of. So, no.

>>379264048
Not what I had in mind, may well be correct though

>>379264001
Nope.
Tip: bullet time

>>379263891
Mirrors Edge?

>you fall asleep in class
>everyone dies

>>379264156
Payne?

>>379256342
First one's UmJammer Lammy. Second one might be L4D2?

>>379264054
Edgeborn

>come home
>destroy helicopter

>you get off the subway
>death goes golfing

>>379263808
dingus rompus 1

>>379257463
Space Marine

>Relocate colonists to avoid aliens
>Team up with aliens to worse aliens

>>379263756
Cuck effect 3

>you climb some stairs
>you are the wind, you are the sun

>>379264284
Correct. You win.

>You're staring off into the distance
>You meet a hideously malformed ginger.

>>379264284
what?

>>379264279
that new Suda 51 game I can't remember the name of, Senpai

>>379264279
let it die

>You walk out from the shower
>Your brother runs and yells at something

>>379259608
Hey there Secret of Evermore!

>>379263676
Mario 64

>>379264362
ireland simulator

>>379263891
Oh come on man, I wanted to post the same thing

>try to mediate a conflict between a large country and an ex-colony of that country
>lay in bed with radiation sickness forever because episode 2 got cancelled

>>379264418
Correct

this is gonna be hard
>everybody's sick
>you kill her

>You gather materials
>You close a giant door

>Jump off bridge
>Question reality

>>379264328
Journey?

>>379264582
Metal Gear Salad 2

>>379264447
Not even close

>attack some city in the desert
>go back in time to avoid attacking that city

>>379264328
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

>you come late to work
>you are put into a stasis

>>379264717
Sands of Time?

>>379262587
Princess Maker 2?

>>379264769
Pokemon Red

>cool old-disney style opening animation
>you quit 5 minutes in because the voice lines won't stop clipping into each other

>>379256926
MGSV?

>>379254689
>you get thrown into an arena to fight two computers
>after jumping on boxes and avoiding two computers you shoot a computer

>Cop killed in an explosion at a diner
>Shoot a Colombian Cartel leader through a window as soft piano music plays

It's a shitty movie tie-in

>Arrive in a desert town with your "girlfriend"
>Kill the return of the Devil

>>379264831
wrong!
>you come late to work
>a little boy
rly?

>>379264774
yes

>>379264325
Nope. Right number though.

>>379264569
Kingdom Hearts?

>>379264890
oh, Pokemon yellow.
You are late to your job (catching all pokemon) so you miss the other choices and get pikachu.

>>379264918
Todd Howard 3

>you're dreaming of training with an old guy
>you drink with your daughter

>you're in some icy place
>you just killed your brother

>>379264769
Whole death one.

>take some blue pills
>ask for a hug

>>379264936
Congrats, you win

>you're a janitor
>you save the world but get no recognition and have to start a completely average life 30 years in the future

>>379264854
system shock 2?

>>379264961
nooo!
it doesn't have to do anything with pokemans!
>>379264975
congratulations!

>You have the shits
>You shit on evil jesus

>>379264972
the second one is surely Darksiders 2

>>379264970
Yep, now BUY MY FUCKING GAME

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>>379264976
LISA: The Painful

>>379262526
Other game?

>you wake up
>you go outside

>>379265005
>it doesn't have to do anything with pokemans!
Lame.

>>379254689
>You get accepted into a prestigious high school
>You leave said prestigious high school after seeing 10 of your classmates brutally murdered

>Play vidya with your bro
>He becomes a vegetable

>>379265117
Danman Rompus?

> your drive a taxi cab
>two hitmen murder you

>>379265002
It's a slightly older game.

>>379265080
Literally, 9 million games.
9 doors 9 people 9 hours
Virtue's Last Reward
Zero Time Dilema
Danganronpa 1
One Night Stand
>>379265117
>>379263808
Already done. And you are way too fucking specific.

>you go on a nice vacation to Northern France
>guess what?

>you fall down a hole
>you fap to furry porn for half an hour and never open the game again

>>379265080
Portal 2?

>>379265080
Portal 2?

>you celebrate your birthday with your daughter
>you lie to a little girl

>>379265195

>>379265248
>>379265271
this right here

It's been so fucking long since I actually finished a video game that I have nothing to contribute

>>379265047
a winner is you

>celebrate your birthday
>stab a man in the face

>>379265281
the last of us

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>You fall from space
>You drift in space

>you betray your knightly order
>your son is crying at your and your wife's grave

>You're relaxing with a cutie at a seaside hotel
>"Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?"

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>>379265186

>>379255826
lost

>Steal a bike
>Kill a cop

>you wake up
>"you" wake up in a virtual paradise in space
>you get angry at the bottom of the sea

>>379256292
Metal Gear Solid 2

>>379265538
San Andreas

>>379265538
You don't actually kill him though

>>379265402
In Judge Tits Too?

>>379255902

Bayonetta 2

>wake up in a field
>wake up in a field

>>379265586
SOMA or whatevrr

>>379265690
Farming Simulator

>>379254689
You meet a lamp
You wake up in an alternate reality as an undead cat and everyone is still alive

>your hometown gets nuked from orbit
>the bad guy was a cute girl all along

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>>379265674
Nonono

Hint: Best Character Dies

>>379265706
Yep

>kill & loot
>kill a lute

>you DON'T row
>a lot of girls kill you and your baby is crying

>>379265842
Some Japanese game.

Maybe even Final Fantasy

>>379265923
bioshock 3

>>379265402
Halo 3?

>>379256342
3 is undertale

>>379265925
Actually no

>your ship crashes
>you either kill your friend and become an evil wizard or let him live and become a celibate monk

>>379259223
The first two are both doom

>have a dream where your dad dies
>your dad dies

>>379259841

Earthbound

>>379266028
Also, you are supposed to say the last thing that happens in the game.
>final enemy is a cute girl
Isn't an event.

>you punch the shit out of a cheetah with your bare fists
>you punch the shit out of a cheetah with your bare fists

>>379259606
Is number 3 SOMA?

>you take over the world and celebrate your victory with fat dude, hot chick and sneaky guy
>hot chick kills fat dude
>sneaky guy shoots hot chick
>sneaky guy explains that this was all according to keikaku

>>379266156
>final enemy is revealed to be a cute girl

Happy?

>you are space engineer in space
>you are space engineer in space + screamer jumpscare

>>379266183
I failed. Somehow skipped over the "first thing that happens" part.

>have a dream with some old guy in it
>save your planet

this actually applies to at least 2 games I know hehe

>>379263376
Whichever Assassin's Creed game ends with ezio sitting in a chair and dying, I can't keep those fucking games straight

>go into a shopping mall
>get out of a shopping mall

>>379263376
God of War

>>379266217
That's the actual final thing that happens?

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>>379265993
DINGDINGDING

>>379266263
I want to say Space Engineers, but the jumpscare is like the second thing that happens

>>379254689
>Intro
>Credits

>>379266340
Dead Rising?

>>379266263
Dead Space

>>379266359
Yeah. It's a cliffhanger.

>>379266395
Yes

>you arrive in small village
>you destroy your frontal lobe with a stone shard

>>379266156
God. Ass-blasted much?

>>379266356
yep

>your girlfriend wants a necklace and pesters you to get her one
>you destroy an immortal eldritch horror and restore unity across all timelines

>>379263524
Halo 4?

>>379265016
Binding of Isaac, with a good set of items.

>>379266528
Chrono Trigger?

>>379266528
Chrono Cross

>you're in Dubai
>you're watching the news

>>379263376
Dark souls 2?

>>379266528
Chrono Break!!

>you're traveling at the speed of sound
>song ends

>goth kid shoots up your school
>inner-city black kids replace your dead classmates

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>The MC was charged with Murder
>The real killer was the guy in the mask.

>You jump out of an airplane
>you fall to your death
Hint: It's a spinoff and nobody played it.

>>379266140
Got it.

>>379254936
Earthbound?