>go to Gamestop >as I am walking through the parking lot,

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>>379242898
>go to Gamestop

stopped reading there

>>379242898
>"What a little faggot." he says
>"Indeed." I say
>this never happened btw

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>>379242898
>"Indeed." I say

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>>379242898
>There are faggots this gay on /v/

thanks for the laugh cock gobbler

>and then everyone in the store stood up and applauded me

>>379242898
>Go into gamestop.
>Laugh at a little kid.
>Come home and post on /v/ about it.
>Wow I am so cool guys.
I feel bad for the kid and the parent anytime I see this shit happen.

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>>379242898
>OP
>ever going outside
yeah right fatfuck

>>379242898
ITT: Things that never happened.

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>laughing at a child
>claiming to "know what happens next"
>when physical copies of Minecraft exist, digital can be purchased at GameStop too, along with a bunch of Minecraft toys
>if true, you spent time out of your day to potentially overhear a child get denied a video game, based on a weird hunch you had
>if true, you also made a thread about it
>if true, why bother retelling this story? To show that both you and a Gamestop employee are one and the same faggot?

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Wow op that story was really funny

>>379242980
>>379243046
>>379243108
>>379243175
>>379243179
KEK

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>>379242898
>fat greasy neckbeard sitting behind a shelf
>giggling like a fag
>mumbles something to the cashier while looking at the ground
>speedwalks out

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I don't understand, why didn't they have minecraft?

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>>379242898
>indeed

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>>379242898
wow what a funny story i will be laffin 4 days
>tips to you

>>379242898
Fucking gamestop

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>>379242898
>work at Gamestop
>day the Switch comes out
>we're right next to a Target so there's a giant ass line outside
>we sell out within a couple hours
>guy from Target comes to our store
>you guys got anymore Switch? we sold out already and more people are coming...
>check the back since there aren't any on the floor
>there's a garbage can full of them
>they device is actually still in the box it was just thrown into the trash
>other guy comes in and tells me to get out
>why are all these in the trash...
>oh they're pre-orders we have to ship out you know how it is
>so why are they all in the trash
>they just are
>why don't they have names on them
>i haven't gotten around to it
>you were going to scalp these weren't you
>...you want in? me and a guy at Target are going to take a bunch of them and sell them on Ebay I'll give you 10% of what we make off them
>sure why not
>go tell my boss
>he tells the boss at Target
>get them both fired

I doubt he would have given me 10%

>>379243642
>Mind if I cut in

>>379242898
>>"indeed." I say
Stopped reading there.

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>>379244202
if true, good job. Scalpers are the scum of the earth.

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>>379242898
>Working at gamestop
>Mom comes in to buy minecraft for kid
>I give them digital copy and explain she can download it at home
>She thanks me and heads out with her kid
>I make eye contacted with the fat neckbeard fuck awkwardly laughing to himself and fumbling through the used game basket; i quickly look away
>He puts a copy of pic related down on the counter and says "Wow that minecraft kid was sexy, huh?"
>I ring him up along with his rewards card
>the store still reeks of him 5 minutes after he leaves
>send an anonymous tip to the FBI with his name when i got home

Nice try, OP.

This should be a pasta

>Go to gamestop
>see manchild staring at the nintendo switch
>starts talking anout how cool it would be if batman games where on the switch.
>people tell him to fuck off
>asian kid with asian mum goes to counter and ask for minecraft
>manchild's eyes lit up
>starts talking about how it's a shit game and for autistic children, mentions /pol/ for some reason.
>Asian mum can't understand
>clerk says there aren't any copies
>kid just asks mum to leave with a sad look
>manchild whips out clover and starts shitposting

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>>379243582
>speedwalks

>>379244202
Ten percent? What a fucking kike

>Working at GameStop
>Love kids and always enjoy helping them get the stuff they want or recommend them something else they might enjoy if we don't have X item
>I know this is probably a special occasion, a game they are allowed to get only every 4-6 months and hope they have fun
>But there was literally always this fat fucking neckbeard that came every week and stare at me for recommending a child a game
>He finally decides to talk to me and complain "stop putting little kids into such mature communities, youre ruining it for everyone else"
>say nothing but "go fuck yourself"
>Boss is in earshot but doesn't say anything, walking away into the back
>angriest stare back but won't do anything because he never threw a punch in his life
>never came back and got to keep having fun

>>379242898
So you dont have kids, and think your knowledge of gaming makes you superior then some poor parent just trying to give a kid a good life. (not to mention the work involved keeping a kid alive, go fuck yourself)

you have no life and will never understand the true meaning of existence. manchild

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>>379242898
And today OP made a thread telling a fake story about him laughing openly at a child.