>Walks into gamestop >Grabs Senran Kagura: Estival Versus

>>379241575
just pretend it's like a video game RPG anon and keep selecting no
haha

>>379241575
>go to EB Games with a pal
>he picks up Gears 4 or some shit
>donates 100 buckaroos to the yearly charity drive
>ask him why he did it
>"because I do every year"
Really made me ponder

>tfw too autistic to say anything so I just stare blindly at them

>>379241575
Try to remember a lot of retail workers hate these questions as much as you do. I work somewhere similar where we gotta shill a bunch of stuff and we get in trouble if we don't meet certain numbers. I can tell that customers get sick of it after the second or third question so I usually know when to skip a couple, but management doesn't like any skipped questions.

>>379242280
i dont givbe a fuck i fucking hate you

>>379241575
>"would you like to donate to children with autism"
damn, OP got shit on

>>379242395
Jesus Christ, autism much?

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>>379241575
well how did you respond OP? Don't leave us hanging.

Dumb frog poster

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>>379241575
>Honey, I'm already in da spek. You should be donating to me, har har har.

>>379242165
Ask him to buy me a game please

>"would you like to donate to children with autism"
>no, would you like to donate this game to an autistic manchild?

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>tfw used to donate to every charity I see
>discover less than 10% of donations actually go to the charities
>it turns out most of the money just "mysteriously goes missing" and the charity spokesmen disappear to a multi-million dollar condo they magically can now afford

>>379242395
Don't worry, we hate you too

>>379242562
No you cunt i just don't like it when people ask me questions.

>>379242828
I have already talked him into buying me ARMS based on the 2 hours he played it. Better luck next time using my friends like objects like I do.

>>379242870
Even 10% going to what they advertise for would be impressive

>>379241575
>Not getting Double D Edition

>>379243076
Ok let me know when he has money again

>>379242395
I'm fine with that, you don't sound so pleasant yourself anyways. Employees get in trouble if they don't ask often enough (which can lead to them getting fired), so if that's not something you can deal with for five seconds use Amazon or something.

>don't worry, this game is going to a child with autism

>>379242997
Yeah, so you have autism.

>>379242997
Why do you dislike being asked questions?

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>>379242280

I know that feel. I quit a similar job after getting tired of the bullshit.

>work at game store
>new management after a year
>pre-orders and email lists are top priority
>suck at getting any
>most customers are incredibly annoyed no matter how I pitch it
>one redneck guy just suddenly snaps, starts telling me he's going to kick my ass if I sign him up for anything
>pretty much no longer care about job, look at him
>"I'd prefer if you'd just fucking shoot me."
>manager yanks me to the back
>get written up
>quit a few weeks later

>LOL LE AUTISM MEME
inb4 shut up autist, found the autist, maximum autism, fucking autist, NANI?!

>>379243457
Fuck that anon, glad you got away when you did and hopefully things have been generally better since

>>379243527
kys autismo

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>>379243581

Apparently it was all downhill from there and a lot of other people quit. I've just been bouncing around but nothing has been as soul-crushing as that shit job. Thanks for the concern though anon.

>>379243802
Added to the next time.

>>379243457
Yikes, sorry you had to deal with all of that. I know how much of a pain in the ass customer stuff can be. At least you're not dealing with that place anymore. Did you end up finding someplace better for you?

I'm in the process of looking for a new job now so hopefully I can get out of this bullshit soon. We got this store manager that came back after failing to get district manager and he's screwing up everything while simultaneously being terrible to everyone. Couple that with heavily reduced hours and I've hit my limit.

I'm not a very pushy person to begin with so I knew this would be my weak point. But I think a lot of people don't realize that we don't really have a whole lot of choice with this, so unless management figures out customers hate it, it's going to be a thing.

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>>379241835
yfw this shit actually works

>>379244104
I've found my self doing that IRL conversations

when I'm done talking I just say "that's enough for now" and walk away.

>>379241575
>"would you like to buy our protection plan"
>y-you too
>"would like to pre order any games?"
>y-you too
>"would you like to donate to children with autism"
>y-you too

>>379246820
le lol have some red*it gold

>>379246881
Just say redduit like I do.

>>379246881
y-you too

>>379246017
>thats enough for now
I do this too. It's pretty funny actually.
>talking to person
>charisma 50% luck 15% int 0%
>each attribute has their own unique dialouge.
>success when the listener laughs or says something genuine. Failure when they frown or are confused.
Idk why honestly.

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>>379246820
>protection plan?
>Nah babe
>looking to join membership?
>Not really interested but thanks hun
>trade in games?
>im not a big fan of monopoly money sweetie
>can I suck your dik?
>unzips dick.
>when do you get off?

>Go to EB games
>I want to buy Choujigen Gemu Nepuchunia Re;Birth 2
>Have to buy Black Ops 3 and pre-order Halo 7 so it doesn't look weird
>Throw both in the trash when I get home

>>379247405
>>379246017

This is some next level shit

>>379247405
this kind of shit is the only way I can cope with social anxiety

I just treat it like raising social links

>>379242280
Tell management this is why retail is dying and people order shit on amazon

>>379241575
>>"would you like to buy our protection plan"
Should have said No while heavily winking

There has never been an instance in my entire life where a disc has been scratched or damaged/broken to the point of not being able to use it.

The closest I can think of is when my dog bit my old PS1 card like 13-14 years ago. It still works though.

Next time, OP, ask to see his supervisor. Then rip the super a new asshole.

>>379242395
If you dislike customer service employees being forced to ask questions like these, call in and complain to management. Or leave a review on Yelp! saying what you thought of the place, and add on that you were annoyed at the employee asking canned questions that their boss makes them ask.

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>walk into best buy
>save 20% and get a $10 coupon
>thx for shopping

>>379248198
>>379248318
Then the guy gets fired

>>379247935

This.

>>379248479
Don't name the employee, just say "every one of your employees does the same thing" because that's probably the case.

>>379247649
what if its a guy?

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still kind of sucks that malls are dying

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>>379248815

Have you ever looked up the history of the shopping mall?

Their creator would be glad.

>>379247935
>>379248514
Honestly they don't care what employees think on it, they'll just fire and replace us with someone who will just ask the questions. A lot of places work on a "the customer is always right" policy, so if anything you guys hold more of the power here. Call corporate of whatever place is bugging you on this policy and let them know you can't stand it. That's the only way it's going to get through their heads that it's not working, if it hurts their wallets and customer reputation. It might not work with one or two people, but if enough people do it it might change their tune maybe.

I know it sounds super weird, I would have never known any of this a few years back. Working retail is insane but eye-opening in some ways.

>>379246017
I saw a mudcrab the other day

>>379243960
Nice blog

>>>wordpress.com

>>379247649
If you unzip your dick, how painful was it to get the zipper installed where I assume your now mutilated urethra now sits?

>>379250154

It was more interesting than your shitty post faggot.

>>379242870
You are now aware sgdq is a gigantic fucking scam and they do little to help cancer research.

>>379241575
>walk into Gamestop
>hey man, how can I help you today?
>"I'm looking for a copy of (game)"
>pre-owned or new
>"new"
>alright sir your total is ($)
>swipe card
>"here's your receipt and a coupon for your next trade-in, fill out our survey online and let us know how we did"
>sure thanks
>"have a nice day"
It's not at all difficult or inconvenient. If you autists are going to cry about every social interaction then buy the fucking game on Amazon or pirate it, fucking pussies.

>go to retailer in Europe
>buy game
>go home
>play game

>go to retailer in USA
>try to buy game
>get coerced into buying the premium package that includes insurance in case your game breaks down
>sign Jehovas witness recruitment form
>sign market analyzing poll
>finally get game
>"that'll be $59.99 plus tip"
>go home
>want to play game
>phone rings
>"good day sir, this is shill Inc. You signed up for our daily promotion calls with your recent purchase at Gamestop. Please answer these short 50 question strong questionare to further personalize your advertising profile"
>finally be done, pop in game
>power outage because of shitty power grid

Fucking gamestop

>>379250265
Salty bitch

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>>379250154
>heh heh heh looks like i found a paragraph or two here
>should i call them red*it or should i make a blog joke
>god i'm funny and original and contribute to so many threads heh heh heh

>>379250282
Why don't they sell the opened "new" games at a discount?

>>379250373
>go to retailer in Europe
>buy game
>get robbed on the way home by peaceful refugees
>get home
>pray to Allah for forgiveness for a being privileged white cis male

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>>379250373
>go to retailer in europe
>get run over by van and then stabbed by jihadis on the way home
>same jihadis are the first to lay flowers at my funeral during a televised event
>"well, at least i didn't have to answer any questions at the store"

>>379250373
>go to retailer in Europe
>buy game
>get bombed
>go home
>get stabbed
>play game
>get run over by truck

>>379249937
Don't tell me, someone stole your sweetroll?

>Order online
>Take game from mailbox
>Play
?

>go to a gamestop
>ask games associate Steve if they have Persona 5
>"Let... me... think..."
>he starts honking his clown nose at me
>"Nope"
>promptly leave and never go back

Digital download it is.

>>379250714
That's what you get when you ask for retarded weebshit

>>379250641
>order online
>nigger takes game from mailbox
?

>>379250714
You deserve to have no games, faggot

>>379250861
>Get refund for not getting game
>Digital download
Now you're going to tell me someone will pirate my internet?

>>379241575
Does EB Games operate differently to Gamestop despite being owned by the same head company?

I shop at EB every now and then and it's never like that. It's literally
>Bring up game
>Usually casual talk a little bit with the cashier while they're scanning the item
>"Do you have your EB World card?"
>Give it to them
>"Okay, that's $x"
>Pay
>Leave

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>>379248813
so what? getting your dick sucked isnt gay.
only the sucker is

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>>379243457
>work at hurr a durr clothing store
>have to shill credit cards and shit when I can
>some old lady seems interested in one of my shekel wares
>ask for her email because its mandatory on one of the things
>she just blows the fuck up on me about email and computers and technology and I have to call a manager

I can't stand dealing with old people

>>379242997
what's your problem?

>>379251025
>Talk with old person
>Blames current generations for destroying "real stores"
>Reason is because we all order stuff online
>Doesn't matter if it's cheaper or more convenient, we are the reason for everything horrible on this planet
>More back in my day rambling
Old people truly are a nightmare.

>>379251146
>Try to walk through a busy mall
>Old people congregate into a group and walk as slowly as possible

>>379250960
>he doesn't pirate other people's internet

>>379246017
>>379247405
how do you have friends?

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>>379241575
>Buy shit weeb waifu game
>Get told by normie

>>379241575
I say yes to one of them because I know they need to hit a quota

>>379241575
>"how are you today?"
>audible sigh
>rotate body 90 degrees
>stare into the great nothing
slow ass cashiers should be shot and killed.

>>379250432
You dropped your salt, faggot

>>379242726
Underrated post you made me zozzle

>>379250197
......Doesn't everyone have two or three layers of dicks? Like a Russian nesting doll?

>>379241575
wrong
>Walk into gamestop
>pick literally any fucking game up that's labeled "New"
>it's already been opened and molested with a sticker

This is why retail game stores are dead.

>>379249158
you're gonna have to be more specific. a quick glance at wiki tells me that shopping malls have their origins in ancient rome

>>379248815
One of the malls around me is actually pretty cool but stores are jumping off it like flies because of how fucked it's financing was

>>379249937
[coughs]

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>>379250384

Once I force open your mouth and rape your throat 'till you vomit on your shoes before blowing a load the size of several tablespoons down your convulsing, gasping throat I guess we'll see how salty I am, huh?

Open wide, you little jizz-slurping prison bitch.

>>379241575
>walk into gamestop
>see used game i am interested in
>check amazon
>same game, new and cheaper
>order online

Fuck retail stores.

>>379251215
>50 years in the future
>This current generation of shitlords is now all old people
>We don't adequately know how to keep up with modern memes anymore because technology has run afuck
>The closest thing we get to shitposting is taking advantage of our oldness
>Go to mall
>Form old people wall and walk slow as shit
>Wait until people work their way around us
>Drop the act and get in front of them, only to form the wall again
>They can't do shit because nobody fucks with old people

I can't wait till i'm old

>>379251020

...Now who's ready for their cockmeat sandwich?

>>379250373
>go to retailer in Poland
>buy game
>go home
>play game
>have fun
>nothing goes wrong

>>379242165
Fucking normalfags. He has no idea what that money went to (probably into some other faggot's pocket if it's like 99% of all charities). He did it because it gave him some fuzzies and because you were there to see him do it.

>>379251889
Are you accepting American refugees

>>379251280
I think game retail worker boredom is the highest form of human boredom achievable. The soulless eyes of the cashiers can gaze into a realm the rest of us can't even perceive.

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>>379251405

The modern mall has its origins in the 1950's/1960's, dude. What you're thinking of is a bazaar or marketplace.

It was the dream of a utopian socialist, conceived of as a more unified, centralized, and efficient method for allocating the town's businesses into a central commercial sector, leaving the land they would have occupied free for other uses.

It was never intended to be some unholy monument to consumerism and corporate greed.

>>379251681
>>379251703
>>379251356
>>379251215
>>379251146

They're right, you all did fuck up a pretty good thing. Half of you prolly don't even vote.

>>379251607
Art student detected

>>379252208
Go to sleep granpa.

>>379241575
>walk into gamestop
>no thanks don't need help
>I just need to use the wifi real quick
>preorder Scorpio and FIFA 18 Ronaldo Edition on amazon
>turn 360 degrees and walk out the store

>>379251991
As long as you're white.

>>379252254

At least I still have a place to sleep.

>>379252208
I voted for the first time in my life this year because i wanted a meme to be president.

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>go to GAME
>ask the guy at the cashier to help me out finding Xbox 360 controller adapters for PC in the store
>tells me they don't have any
>then starts to flirt with me and tells me he's got one extra in his house that he could give me

>>379252393

So the only reason you voted was utterly asinine. Got it.

>>379252437
Because all old people have a good reason to vote for someone that isn't purely manipulated by the TV

not even him, btw

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>local GameStop is managed by a bro from high school
>Never once have they tried to upsell me
>Every time I go in they give me free magazines and pre order shit like tshirts and art books despite not even owning the associated games
>Fucking GameStop.

>>379252115
Go suck a dick, antifa.

>>379250373
>go to retailer in Europe
>buy game
>get beheaded on live television because games are haram

>>379252527

Get an education, you ignorant piece of shit.

>go to eb games
>ask for game or pick up an empty case
>they give it to me, no shilling only askinf if there was anything else I wanted do do
>"no thanks"
>"okay have a nice day"

Maybe it's just America.

>>379252684
You're having an internet fight with a child. Who's ignorant?

>Walk in gamestop
>10 year olds and one 30 something year old all in the Nintendo corner
>One normal guy buying a PS4 game
>Nobody in the xbox section
>All floorspace of the store is taken up by shitty merchandise and advertisements for games
>Whole place smells like vomit thats been cleaned by that really awful smelling industrial cleaner
>Cashier looks visibly dead inside
>Forget why the fuck I walked in here, I only play on PC anymore
>Realize I walked in out of nostalgia
>Leave and never return

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>>379241575
Gamstop employee here, we don't ask clearly autisitc people to donate to autism.

Clearly this never happened to you.

>>379252721

>implying

>>379244104
>walking through mall
>guy at a stand tries to stop me to talk about insurance or whatever
>"Hey, hey mate, can we t-"
>"Nah, sorry, I can't right now"
>I continue walking
>he raises his voice
>"Oh, you can't? You can't right now? Oh alright, cool!"
>then says to his coworker, loud enough for me to hear "that guy CAN'T right now"
Surely these people deal with rejection enough to not get affected by it. I'm not going to stop walking and listen to your fucking pitch before saying "no thanks" and getting on with my day, just to be stopped by the next loser who can't get a real job.

>>379252781

>He's posting anime and calling someone autistic

Wew lad

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>>379252721
>>379252684

An argument always involves at least two people, friendos :^)

>>379252507
Yeah that's nice, but why the fuck does Jagged Alliance 2 have enemy soldiers with magical pistols that have as much range as my goddamn Dragunov? I pop smoke, take cover, and still eat a 20 point crit from some tard with a Barracuda half the map away.

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>>379252884
Takes one to know one.

>>379246017
I just try to make everyone laugh

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>>379241575
>go to Game
>ask girl at the counter for Gravity Rush 2
>get asked if I want a protection plan for the game
>"between us, do you get any commissions for it?"
>"not really"
>"then no, I would have purchased it otherwise" and do a mock eye wink at her
>thanks me with an honest smile and tells me she wish customers were this nice every day
>pay and leave

Moral of the story: she surely thought I was gay for buying Gravity Rush.

>>379252848
Go to Vegas and try dealing with the card flappers. The correct action is don't respond at all. Don't apologize or make excuses, don't even say no. Just walk right by completely ignoring them.

>>379252848
>Jehovah's witnesses knock on my door
>They're holding a box of candles and holding one out
>Open door, grab candle, slam door
>They proceed to knock for another 5 mins while I go back to playing DayZ mod

Fuck solicitors.

>>379241575
what the fuck is a protection plan

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>Walk into Not Gamestop because not American
>Grab Video Game
>Walks up to Counter
>"G'Day, Here's my club card"
>"Anything else you need?"
>"No thanks you just the game will be fine"
>"It will be __"
>"Here"
>"and the change, Thanks you for coming here"
>"Thank you for being here, Good bye"

>>379252429
d-did you...

s-see his house..?

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>>379253052

That's actually some pretty funny shit right there Anon.

>>379252848
Anytime I get approached by people like this I just throw whatever CS:GO tier Russian curse word pops into my head at them in a calm tone and keep walking.

They either
A: think I don't speak English
B: think i'm a social retard (which i am)
C: are too caught off guard to respond by the time i'm 5 steps away

Every outcome is fine by me.

>>379252910
You can adjust every parameter in the 1.13 ini file. Most people leave beefed up enemy aim due to it's shit AI. But if you want them brain dead and blind, feel free.

>>379253186
As I've been told once, they give you another copy of somehow you break the one you purchased or something like that.
I doubt they honor it and I imagine they may have ridiculous conditions for actually giving you a new copy.

>>379253052
i hate those jehovas witnesses fags, come knocking at shit times and shout about jesus being here or whatever

Been thinking about inviting them in when i perform a satanic ritual

>>379253219
>getting the club card
>paying with cash
wew

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>>379253247
No. I was too shy, I tried to play it cool with his flirting and ended up dropping my spaghetti real hard and I just said I had to go.

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>>379252429

>>379253052
>Jehovah's witnesses knock on my door
>Grab pre-cooked whole chicken out of fridge
>Strip naked except socks and sunglasses
>Cover crotch with chicken
>Answer door

>>379253442

Gay I presume?

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>>379253517
Yes

>>379253442
you should go back and see him

maybe you can be

l-lewd with him....

>>379253442
>>379253558
>fags always use super cute anime girl reaction images

>all of them look like deformed mutants irl who wish they could be a remotely passable trap

>>379246017
You literally have autism if you didn't know by now

>>379253272
I don't want them blind, I just want their crates of magic missile guns to be replaced by crates of NORMAL missile guns.

Also is it just me or do the stats of the mercs seem to not nearly matter as much as their gear?

>>379253626
I don't look like a deformed mutant and just this morning someone mistook me for a girl again at the cashier.
I just look like a girly faggot.

>>379246017
When it's people i know i'll never see again i usually go with "Stay safe, citizen" as i'm walking away

>>379252437
At least I didn't vote for a candidate based on the principle that "IT'S HER TURN NOW YOU SHITLORD PISS BABIES"

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>>379241575
>>"would you like to buy our protection plan"
should've said
>YEAH IM GONNA NEED SUM "PROTECTION" AFTER I PLAY THIS GAME

>>379253706
p-post pics

>>379253854
I voted for Labour you twat

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On the topic of Jehova's Witnesses. Why can't these folks have a decent theological argument? They keep changing the bits of both Testaments here and there to suit their needs. Do none of them really believe in it?

>>379242726
Made me giggle.

>>379253854

That's not why I voted for her at all. Nor was she my first choice.

>>379253663
Then open the editor and adjust AI aim parameters. You don't have to have them be aim bots or blind, set it to whatever the fuck you want. Personally I leave them default and beef up suppression effects to make lmgs more useful. The scenario you described earlier about popping smoke should be followed by long machine gun bursts to lower all the enemies ap for the round and give your exposed members time to retreat. Also, don't leave mercs where they can be shot. Rather than standing in the open and taking two shots, crouch behind a rock/round a corner take one shot and get back in cover. Basically, don't be a fucking idiot.

>>379253924

This, so we can fap to you, you degenerate faggot

>>379252429
>friendly talk with a customer like a normal human being with shared interests.
>he already has his gay fantasies running wild
You faggots are really something

>>379242280
>7 years ago when I worked retail to help pay for college and living
>get hired as a cashier
>"alright anon, you need to push the X credit card. Your ability to push them will reflect on your job"
>give up after two customers give me the look
>after a week on register, never had any problems. Always fast pushing people out and customers compliment me
>get pulled to side after work one day
>"sorry anon, it's not working out for you to stay on registers, we're moving you to cart pushing duty and janitorial. Yes I know anon that you're legally deaf and can't hear our shitty walkie talkies and it's 20 degrees outside so good luck out there. Oh you'll make the same pay don't worry."
>work outside for less pay and clean women's bathrooms. Jesus fucking christ women, toilet paper goes into the toilet.
>for some reason I have a week off. Oh well, I can catch up on school work
>one day I have to stay after class for an exam.
>tell my job this days in advance that I will he coming in late
>come in an hour late, immediately see my manager and try to clock in but see a new guy I've never seen before pushing carts. Oh neat a new guy.
>some guy I never met before stops me and pulls me into his office.
>"Anon you're fired. This is the 3rd time you've been late and you have had a no show day"
>what, I've always came into work and on time, this is the first time I've been late and I told y'all days ago.
>"no you didn't, hand me your badge."

No wonder retail never wants unions to form.

>>379241575
I hate when they ask those dumb questions and waste your time.

Most retail monkeys get the picture that you're not a retarded soccer mom pretty quick though.

>>379254054
He blatantly flirted with me.
It's not the first time it happens either.

>>379253924
No way.

>>379254064
Unions require skilled labor. A fucking trained ape can do retail.

>>379254064
>work retail
>decide to call in because nonstop diarrhea and can barely stand
>get done shitting for the 12th time today
>call in
>get told that it's gonna get marked as an improper call in because I called in 59 minutes before my shift started instead of 60 minutes

>>379254207
So why do faggots and women always feel a need to point this out on an anonymous site? Lots of people here are lonely, it's no excuse for feeling like a special snowflake.

>>379254260
a trained ape still deserves the bare minimum of job security so he can't just get fired when the boss wants his brother in

>>379254064
>>work outside for less pay and clean women's bathrooms. Jesus fucking christ women, toilet paper goes into the toilet.
I worked as a cleaner on a pier and i can say without any doubt that women are 10 times more disguisting in their bathrooms than men. Never fucking again.

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>>379254405
(You) addiction

>browse for any cool trinkets
>notice red head walk by
>she locks eyes for a second with me
>I look away cause I don't want her to think I'm creepy
>notice her again on my way out of the mall
>she gets up and leaves as soon as I leave through the mall door
>now at crosswalk
>we lock eyes again
>now she's walking with me
>is she following me or am I following her?
>thisistooweird
>bus stops, not even my bus, don't care
>end up at a fucking zoo

Fucking Gamestop

>>379254452
Get an education or a trade then. Retail is and always will be filled with expendables. It's the price paid for laziness/incompetence. Unionizing retail would cause prices across the board to skyrocket... For what? So a high school drop out can slack off at work and not be fired? Fuck off.

>>379254452

This concept is foreign to most Americans. They are much too stupid to realize their vaunted "American Dream" is dead.

>>379254674

>Unionizing retail would cause prices across the board to skyrocket...

You mean like they already have regardless, fuckstain?

>>379244104
it's all fun and games spamming no until those cheeky bastards change the order of yes and no on would you like to hear all the options again

>be me
>go to gamestop incredibly drunk
>try to preorder call of duty black ops 2
>slurring and being really loud
>manager comes up to the front seems visibly concerned
>"sir we are calling an ambulance"
>forgot that I had to punch my car window open earlier because I left the keys inside
>forgot that I also did pcp
>forgot that it wasnt my car
>cops show up, already have warrants for unpaid speeding tickets
>police come with me to the hospital
>need staples in my hand
>spend the next few years in state prison
fucking gamestop

>>379254792
Prices for retail goods haven't skyrocketed at all. They're in tune with inflation... Sorry you don't get as many food stamps Tyrone.

>>379254674
saying you're gonna be late with 3 days notice isn't slacking off anon
set your prejudices towards unions aside and all you have left is a problem with the retail chain that needs to be solved. would you ignore the problem?

>>379254904

Same thing happened to me.

>>379241575
>buying physical copies of games
>from a retail store

>>379254914
They have no need to accommodate someone expendable. It's the simple truth of it. They hired you to be on time, everytime, if you can't, they have the right to replace you. If you can be trained to do your job in 30 mins, you should make sure you're not late.

>>379254913

>Prices for retail goods haven't skyrocketed at all. They're in tune with inflation... Sorry you don't get as many food stamps Tyrone.

Spoken like an idiot teenager. Did you type this on mommy's computer, Junior? Or were your over-indulgent parents also stupid enough to get you one of your own as well?

Either way was a waste.

>>379255137

>hurr de burbple derp derp Republimacans derp

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OP could have stopped one more kid from coming to /v/ but he couldn't even donate the price of a cup of coffee.

>>379255263
You seem angry little one. Mind showing what retail goods have exceeded inflation rates? Milk, bread, cereals, meat, soda, water, clothing, Vidya... All within standard inflation. Wanna go another autistic rant about mommy now?

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>>379241575
So why the FUCK do games all release on Tuesdays now? I remember the only reason for going to gamestop was to get midnight preorders with my friends

>>379255464

>You seem angry little one.

Yep, you're 15. Only a teen would think typing like fucking Qui-Gon-Jinn somehow sounded worldly and wise.

>>379255745
>He's so mad

>>379255832

>lol u mad?

>>379254695
The American dream never involved pushing shopping carts for the rest of your life

>>379253987
you cracked the case, sherlock.
people don't believe in religions fairy tales because they were convinced.
they believe in religions fairy tales because they HAD to.
they would even make up lies and stories just to make themselves believe it more.

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>>379254328
>old job
>two coworkers that started when I did
>both already had one day they called in sick, nothing bad happened and no slaps on the wrist
>one time spend an entire night and morning shitting and puking guts out, pale and shaking
>call in, figure it'll be cool since I've always been on time, worked hard, covered for people and also never been sick
>manager says I can stay home, but the call-in will put a strike on my attendance and be considered a fucking 'unscheduled sick day'
>other coworkers never had this happen

At that point I knew the job was bullshit.

>>379242997
you literally have autism and are an actual virgin, not very popular with girls?

>some cunt knocks on my door
>have to listen to their spiel for a solid fucking minute before they give me a chance to interject without seeming rude
Fuck door to door sales. I don't care if you're doing it for a children's hospital charity or to sell me a vacuum, you're still the scum of the earth.

You're just wasting both of our time. It's obvious from the look on my face that I'm not fucking interested, so why do you persist? Can't you just go to the next house in search of old ladies to scam?

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>>379246017
i'm imagining you saying that in the middle of them speaking like the little retard you are

>>379254064
>hand me your badge
did he ask for a gun too?

>>379252429
I have one at my house too anon!
And you can't have it.

>>379256273

It was supposed to be whatever job you wanted, not whatever was most "glamorous" you entitled fuck.

Now thanks to several decades of an apathetic electorate you get neither.

>>379253024
>be a guy
>buy game where you can ogle at cute girls for 40 hours
>this makes you gay
I never understood this logic

>>379252208
I didn't vote because my state so vastly voted for one person that my vote quite literally would have been piss in the wind.

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>Work in a copy shop
>Have to deal with English customers

Awful.

>>379251889
*pirate game

>Go to Gamestop
>Utilize my own indecisive nature to linger
>Spend this time getting buddy-buddy with cashier
>Discuss game we both have played/have interest in
>Make sure he knows me
>Eventually make a purchase
>He doesn't shill anything and bids me a good day because he knows I'd say no now.

Fucking Gamestop.

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>>379253897
God I want to do illegal things to Mirai

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>>379253024
I think you are a really cool anon, anon.

>>379252437
democracy gives power to the utterly asinine

>>379258338
Mirai's body is peak performance and high energy.

>>379258170

No, the people who still bothered to vote in your state vastly preferred one candidate. Big fucking difference. Turnout nationally has been under 50% of registered voters for decades.

>>379258546
kay. My statement stands.

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>go to gamestop
>find game
>buy game and say no to everything
>leave

fucking gamestop??

Why is this so hard for you virgins?

>go to gamestop, first time in a long time
>want to trade in a few games
>"okay great, now we just need to take your finger print"

what the fuck?

>>379258743
That's the joke. It's the joke in this entire board.

>>379250373
>get shot

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>>379258795
well its a shit joke, do i have to be a sperger to find this funny?

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>"Would you like to buy our protection plan?"
>sure why not, I'm feeling rich enough to waste money
>get home, open game
>it's a download code

I wonder if that's ever happened to anybody. Gamestop/Game/EB seem scummy enough to try it, to be honest.

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>>379258857
...Essentially...

>>379255559
Playstation Store updates on Tuesdays.

>>379258794
No way! Really? I haven't sold/traded a game in years.

>>379250281
agdq*

>>379242997
What the FUCK was this guy's problem?

>>379258961
I shake my box and hear for the cd jostling after every purchase to avoid this horseshit. The only time I've been bamboozled was when I was erroneously given the PSVita version of a game I got for PS4. Thankfully I and the cashier both realized our mistake when I returned.

>>379259020
from what i'm reading online, it started in Philly, and now reaches CA. in other words, it's more invasive measures that were constructed due to brown people's inability to live in a free country.

>>379248453
I probably sound like a shill, but my local best buy is literally a 5 minute drive and their in-store pickup combined with GCU is pretty much the main way I pick up anything I want to get physically the same day it is launched.

I am in and out in literally 3-5 minutes and I don't get bombarded with questions or begging like the local gamestop does. Helps that I also know one of the people that work in that section and he is pretty damn good.

>>379259321
What a time to be alive!

>>379250373
Good job on triggering all these amerifats, anon.

>>379243457
>>379243960

How do you fucking stand having to deal with civilian customers all day?

I would last maybe one week before ending it all. People are fucking retarded.

>>379247405
Just how fucking autistic are you anon?

>>379259120
>The only time I've been bamboozled was when I was erroneously given the PSVita version of a game I got for PS4. Thankfully I and the cashier both realized our mistake when I returned.
>tfw something similar happened when I went to buy Danganronpa
>they gave me Danganronpa 2 in the Danganronpa 1 case
>go back the next day
>they don't even have any Danganronpa 1 carts
>they just give me my money back and apologize
>buy it for $5 cheaper on Amazon when I get home

>>379250714
>Persona 5
Stop being a fucking weeb you faggot. Literally everyone in the world hates you.

>>379258105
>cute girls
>animated girls

This does not make you gay, but it makes you a perverted degenerate and the sole reason ISIS wants to bring down western civilization.

>>379253987
Because that would require some sort of critical thinking and common sense.
If they had that, they wouldn't be religious in the first place.

>>379241575
>"would you like to donate to children with autism"

It's free money OP

>>379258105
just like fapping to traps doesnt make you gay right anon hahahaha

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>>379256582
>>379260651

Thanks a lot boys.

>>379241575
What if it's a Nintendo game and you're not allowed to progress until you say yes?

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>>379241575
>go to buy FFX/ X-2 remaster for ps vita
>I'm told at the counter because it's pre-owned it may not contain the download code for X-2
>I wasn't aware the game wouldn't be included and I start to doubt buying the game.
>Another employee shows up behind the counter and they start ridiculing me for wanting a game about "little girls singing and dancing"
>I just wanted to have fun.

Big Lee, you're a fat fuck and this is exactly why people stopped shopping at Console Connections, because you're an awful piece of garbage that's rude to all the customers but suck up to parents and spoiled brats.

I hope that CEX store around the corner crushes you.

>>379251889
>remember you live in poland
>cry

>>379260526
I'm not even sure are posts like these ironic or not anymore.

>>379246017
My girlfriend used to get legitimately mad watching me play Fallout and seeing how you have to end conversations.
She used to say "did only autistic people survive the apocalypse?!"

>>379252684
Brother gamer is mad comrade!

>>379242837
underrated sides catapult desu desu

>>379252208
>prolly
Half of your brain doesn't work, gramps.

>>379253052
>>379253350
>>379253505
Indeed, fine work my fellow enlightened atheists!
*tips fedora*
*scratches 3 of 4 chins*
*dabs*

>>379254653
Kek, something similar happened to me except I ended up in a suburb which is predominantly veitnamese, cabramatta for you ausfags here, first and last time I've been there

Thank god for Amazon.

>>379243348
>>379243352
>>379251116
>>379256806
>>379259116
why would you samefag this hard? It's not even subtle

>>379246017
roflcopter

>>379247405
sounds like when danny smoked a whole lot and had conversations with the guys giving him his sandwiches

I worked at Gamestop for a week. It was shit but I wanted the extra money. They came up with a schedule and I told them three days in advance I couldn't work a day because of my second job. Something I had clearly mentioned in the interview and every chance that I couldn't work on specific days. They said ok that's fine. That day comes and they call while I'm at my other job to tell me they're letting me go for no showing.

Retail jobs suck. I'm glad I ended up at a better job not dealing with people.

>>379252208
>boomers destroy the country, salt the earth so it can never be fixed
>blame millennials for being apathetic

>>379241575
>"would you like to buy our protection plan"
>no
>"would like to pre order any games?"
>no
>"would you like to donate to children with autism"
>yes
>take $40 out of my wallet and put it in my other pocket
>shit my pants and run out screaming
>she will never ask that question again

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>he lives in america and doesn't use best buy gamers club

>>379242280
This.
But remember where you are, these retards have no sense of perspective outside of their little NEET bubble

>>379261732
Poland seems to be a nice place to live though. At least Gdansk was a really good place when I visited it. You should give Poland a chance, anon

When people solicit me for money I always respond with my signature move
>Sorry, it's just not in the budget

>>379241575
>"would you like to buy our protection plan"
>no
>"would like to pre order any games?"
>no
>"would you like to donate to children with autism?"
>no
>"would you like to fuck me right now?
>no

>>379247935
Retail is slightly dying because people would rather not leave the house and there's never a guarantee they have what you want, not because of your autism when asked a question.

>>379252115
>something a utopian socialist did was a fuck up and ended up pandering to thr capitalists AGAIN
this is why im a leninist

>>379242280
I'm glad I've never had to work in retail or the service industry.

I actually still treat employees well because it only takes a minimal amount of common sense and critical thinking to realize that they don't need to be shit on and generally aren't the appropriate target for a person's consumer outrage in the first place. Like retards who get mad at gas station attendants for gas prices.

>>379267020
Look up the creation of Monopoly.

>>379267020
>this is why I'm a Leninist
You shouldn't act so superior when you feel the need to bring up whatever 'isms' you've attached yourself to, maybe try having original ideas?

>>379251889
4 reich rises
Kidnap Poland again
Never able to play

>>379257432
and your other gun

>>379250714
stop buying fatlus shit

>>379253940
>((((((((((Stein))))))))))

>>379242395
this is why retail/service workers think humans beings are all scum. they deal with customers like this all day

>>379242870
If you want to donate to charity, there are good ones out there. I can not remember the exact site off the top of my head, but there is a resource that shows how much overhead charities have at a glance, since their tax filings are public record.

>>379252429
>go to gameshit
>ask for fatlus
>we dont carry weebshit, also you sound like a faggot
>waddle home crying
>post blog about the gaystop hunk flirting with you
>jerk microdick

>>379242280
You work at Books-a-Million.

>want game
>shop online
>get it next day in mail
Why would you ever physically go to a video games store?

I work at a store that you have to sling shit at. Memberships and magazines, that's all corporate cares about. The difference is, I didn't dump CHA, so I'm pretty good at getting them.

We have this one guy who works at the best buy nearby who comes in and buys his faggy retro le bleep and bloop magazines and shit, and he's a cunt. I get heh a you don't like hearing us ask about this shit. That doesn't give you the right to be a bearded little faggot.

Seriously, one of these days I'm going to snap and get out of this place. Already working another job, so as soon as I can go full time there, I'm done here.

Seriously, Brian I think his name is. I hate you and unironically hope that all your faggy little retro toys melt, eat a bag of dicks. When you come into my store, I make sure to tell ALL the other cashiers to sling EVERYTHING at you twice as hard, because you are a cunt.

Daily reminder that not being able to keep your cool at work is not impressive and is only a challenge for people who aren't interested in getting the job done.

>>379272607
Imagine waking up and being this assblasted every single day

>>379241575
Or, in the real world,

>Walk into game store
>Grab Videogame 2: Revenge of the Videogame
>Walk up to counter
>Girl behind counter barely even sees you as a person, just another customer with no judgement
>"That'll be $49.95 please."
>Pay
>Leave

Quit sperging out.

>>379246017
Shephard, is that you?

>>379251968
>donating to charity is bad if the person running the charity is evil without any way of you knowing

>>379273756
Retail does this to you, bro.

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>>379250197

>>379246017

I should go

>>379261763
does it matter?