>battleborn fans in North america should have the update downloaded

>>379236112
I'm sure you and the other 146 people in the entire community are enjoying it

>>379236112
>battleborn fans

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>>379236112
>battleborn fans

>>379236112
huh?

>>379236112
>wanting to be blinded by shitty particle effects and ugly HUD

no thanks

why does it look like a stretched anus?

goatse

>>379236112
Even the logo is a blunder. It's literally Goatse.

>>379236112
$0.13 has been deposited into your account. Thank you for shilling with us!

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give it up bobandy
the whole project was dead the minute it was conceived

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>>379236112
Lad...

>>379236112
Is that logo -supposed- to be goatse or have I been corrupted at last by the internet

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>>379236112
Why don't we all just forget about this forgotten game and buy one from a more successful game dev?

>>379238454
Sad!

>>379238458
Probably not, yes you have

>>379236112
This feels like shilling so I gave you a nice sage and so should everyone else

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>>379238003
>>379238014
>>379238064
>>379238458
>there's still people falling for this meme

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>>379238458
Yes, that's not the actual logo. Though it doesn't really matter, you're never gonna actually see the logo anywhere.

>>379236112
This is getting sad randy. if you want people to stop hating you maybe you should start by giving duke back to 3d realms
nobody will ever think you are a badass randy, accept it

>>379236112
>>battleborn fans in North america

they still exist?

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>>379238771
>7 things why Battleborn is so badass
>7 things why

>>379238808
how many people work at gearbox again?

>>379236112
9 GIGS OF HATS

>>379236112
>Goatse
What did they mean by this?

heres the patch notes if anyone wants a good laugh

http://steamcommunity.com/app/394230/discussions/0/1290691937728008065/

fucking cosmetics make up most of it

>>379238582
CRAP!

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>>379236112

Great, I'm sure both of them will be pleased.

>>379239984
>that scoping

i feel like my eyes just got stabbed

>>379236112
Why does the logo look like goatse?

>>379236112
Looks like Goatsee

>>379240238
Because that's not the logo.

>>379238906
>BUY $4.99

What did it mean by this?

>>379239495
>>379240156
I almost pity him.

>>379240156
Man that's such a weakass comeback. He could've just said
>at least we have shoppers at walmart
And added a screenshot of battleborn steam chart

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>>379239984
>Why have one iron sight, when you can have 10?! BADASS

it's another "thread has more posts than battleborn has players" thread

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>>379236112
who did this?

>Endless Shit Thrown at BattleBorn.
>Old Ass Webms before the fixes.
>Nonstop Randyposting.
>Muh Tiny Head
Is there anybody who had fun playing it?
Montana And Oscar Mike are legit fun as most of the peacekeepers are.
Some of the designs are completely obtuse and stupid.
Alot of the characters are grating and noisy.
I still had fun though.

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>>379239984
>K O
>PRESS RIGHT ON D-PAD TO TAUNT NOW!!

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>>379238315
Anon if you don't already have this image please take it

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>>379236112
>battleborn fans

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>>379236112
>updating a dead game
For what purpose, other than making /v/ laugh.

>>379239984
>QuickScoping from Mid range for absolutely no reason.
That's not even how you're supposed to play Marquis.

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>>379240698
FEMINISM IS AWESOME OR WHAT??
You guys dont listen to gators and bigots, that BADASS line by Oscar Mike its fun as fuck in context, you see, Oscar Mike tells that phrase every time he gets to kill a female BADASS, you know what? Because feminism is so AWESOMELY BADASS that it allow him to kill man, women equally!!!

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>>379236112
>Battleborn fans
>Plural

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the game has surpassed one hundred players! TOTALLY BADASS

>>379240549
Fuck. I have never seen a big budget game fail this hard before.

>>379238989
underrated

>>379240862
>point 5 over point 8
How does that fucking work though

>>379241025
no, you just forgot about evolve which failed twice after going free to play.

>>379240156
should have responded with
>i make more money in a hour at Walmart than batlleborn did all year.

>>379241120
Evolve had a fraction of the budget. The only thing close is the TORtanic but it righted itself in the end when it went F2P.

I went to the Gearbox meet
Despite being a NEET
As Randy Pitchford started to sing
I started to cringe
at Gearbox's king
Yeah yeah
Then he asked us all to
sing along with him

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

He sang about gamergate
In the year two-thousand-and-eight (plus eight)
As part of a three minute long musical rant
at >muh boogeyman
He literally just can't
even
'Cuz Randy Pitchford
can't handle the #bantz

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
realize that Battleborn
fucked up his shit senpai?!

If you work at Gearbox
This man is your boss
He decides when and if you get paid
You won't anymore
'Cuz your boss spent your pay
and more
On a half year old game
no one plays anymore

So watch as the game sales fall
Watch as they blame it all
on a two-thousand-fourteen twitter hashtag
Shat out by 4chan
When will the owner of Duke
Nukem
see that Battleborn JUST
fucked up his shit senpai?!

>>379241120
>Evolve
Launching with DLC that cost twice as much as the game and then calling those who complained entitled didn't help them much.

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>>379236112
Poor randy, getting bullied by 4chan bigots

>>379241109
Convert them into fractions and use the fraction division rule my nigga.

>>379241173
is anyone even playing tortanic anymore?

>>379241329
Yes, but no one knows how many players the game has, EA stopped giving that number as soon as the game went down to 1 million players

>>379241206
>Launching with DLC that cost twice as much as the game

but that's wrong you faggot.

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>>379241329
It has an ok population still now that's one server and the people playing are the die hard Star Wars fans who will drop tons of money in the cash shop to keep it going. So it's profitable at least.

Nothing will ever be as funny as TORtanic threads. Even Battleborn threads can't compare.

>>379240698
The game still bleeds eye cancer. They'll have to completely change the game's design if they want anyone to play.
I mean paladin is ugly as fuck too but it doesn't hurt your eyes

Anyone got the "How dare you reply to me" screencap?

>>379239495
>>379240156
Why does he think that people don't realize they're insulting him on purpose just to piss him off?

is this free to play yet?

>>379241329
yes, but only because star wars has no games and the fanbase is so starved for games. even kotor 1 and 2 get old after replaying them for the 272nd time.

>>379241109
>1/2 / 4/5
just flip the 5 up nigga

>>379241465
>but that's wrong you faggot.
>"hurr, I'm retarded!"

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2882746/evolve-launches-with-136-in-paid-dlc-available-ignoring-gamers-dlc-concerns.html

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>>379241281
That was what I went to do first but it felt like I wasn't getting anywhere so I just ended up multiplying both sides by 10 to get rid of the decimals only to realize it's already pretty simplified
>mfw 29 years old and forgetting simple ass shit

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>>379236112
is that a goatsee?

>>379241109
Same way any division works.
Easy way of doing it would be to write it as (5x10^-1)/(8x10^-1) at which point you cancel the 10^-1 and it's 5/8 which is 0.625.
5x10^-1 = 5x(1/10)=0.5

>>379241692
that's the meme

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>>379241510

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>>379241753

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you're pathetic randy

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>>379241468
This still makes me mad

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>More hats than actual players

A waste of time and effort.

>>379241637
>not one individual one costs more than the base game
>the vast majority of those are skins and don't mean anything anyway.
Fuck off subhuman.

>>379241867
Thanks

>>379236112
>Battleborn fans

And that was the biggest lie ever told to mankind

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>>379241468
>that guy who got banned for being underage because he posted "im 12 and what is this"
>that guy who played on a server with 8 only people and claimed he never saw another human player in his playtime
>the guy who got a 1000 PC to play the game and got bored of it, but was scared to stop playing because his wife would get mad at him for spending that money on a PC he no longer wants to play

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>>379242038
No game has given us so much material.

>>379242038
>/dance

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>yfw some people at Gearbox probably still blame Blizzard and refuse to accept the game is bad

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>>379242169
>i pay for my sidebars

Gearbox deserves it for sabotaging EVOLVE

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>>379242170
THIS IS NOT DESIGNATED DANCING ZONE
YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN REAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
BECAUSE IF YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
THEN IT'S A DING DONG BANNU

RINE INCOMING
--------------------
END OF RINE

For a laugh, I installed Battleborn a few weeks ago (Got it during the humble bundle and never touched it) and got far enough to look for a match.

I sat in the lobby waiting for literally a hour and didn't even find a single person. I logged into Overwatch to see how long it would take, and no joke: 5 seconds.

I have never seen a recent game this dead before. I've even found games in old ass stuff that died off a long time ago.

I actually am feeling bad for everyone involved in this game.

Not bad enough to buy it, but still...

>>379241884
multiply both .8 and .5 by 10

then it's obvious it's 5/8

>>379242327
>stampy poo
fuck you that's funny.

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>>379238064
No, this is goatse.

>>379241468
>Please enjoy the rest of your weekend.

What did they mean by this?

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>mfw i get a SWANK new #BADASS hat to show my Battleborn e-sport crew

Feels fucking LITTY, bros. Who /badass/ here? *dabs*

>>379241996
Thanks for proving the part about you being retarded.

>>379242442

That old man has a strange obsession with pandas.

>>379240156

Hey those Walmart workers are stupid enough to buy your shitty game.

Waifus Can't even save it because of the r/BattlePorn Debacle.
You could have threw some fetishes in their general direction. But randy has no sense of stealth or timing.

>>379242592
TOR came out around the same time as Mists of Pandaria.

>>379240698
>Is there anybody who had fun playing it?

No, that's why these threads exist you idiot.

>>379242592
The Panda expansion for WoW dropped around that time so I guess he enjoyed "huggable pandas" as a sort of "gb2/wow/" comeback

>>379238771
why is he obsessed with the word badass? its fucking embarrassing.

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did overwatch really killed battleborn? the artstyle of this game is fucking atrocious

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>>379242442
This is exactly how XIV players act too. You can't say that though, or else they freak out like he does.

>>379242592
Did you read his posts in that picture? He keeps repeating it because he thinks it's a sick diss on WoW because of the then upcoming Mists of Pandaria expansion. I don't know why he assumes everyone who disagrees with him is a WoW player, but XIV players do the same thing on /v/.

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Post >yfw at least you're not Randy Bobandy

>>379241996
Need help with those goalposts?

>>379242909
B O O
O
O

H O O
O
O

>>379242749
Randy thought it'd be a real steadfast move to not move his release date like everyone else to avoid competition with the most successful modern video game company's better product, and it comes with the added bonus of 'it's not fair' and 'it doesn't count'.

>>379240698
Of course, the people who had fun with it are playing it instead of shitposting on /v/.
All 90 of them.

>>379242494
I've got superior genes, anon. You're the retard.

>>379242749
BattleBorn came out as a disproportionate rock with sharp edges.

While Overwatch Released like a Gem Polished to a mirror sheen.

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>>379242749
>did overwatch really killed battleborn?

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>>379242962
>tells me i'm moving the goalposts
>says the dlc is more than the base game
>it's not
bait harder

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Would you rather be Randy Pitchford or Anthony Burch?

>>379243120
>overwatch a slick mastercrafted dragon dildo made of the finest silicon-rubber blend
>battleborn a sharpie wrapped in discount toilet paper with coke applied liberally to the top

>>379243272
It is though, $136 worth of dlc at launch.

>>379243153
>We've HAD over 3m
>HAD
>in the beta

JUST

>>379243339
Of which, the vast majority was skins, and is ultimately a non-argument because it's literally just a pallet swap.

You're screaming about sonic's blue arms.

Who here /neverhadatwitter/? When twitter first came out I thought it was obvious and easy to avoid but I never thought people would let it get this bad.

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>>379243525
It's still dlc. The original argument wasn't non-cosmetic dlc.

I wonder how demoralized randy really feels

>>379241468
>>379241173
What happened? I played tor from release but no au servers killed it playing on 300 ping. They finally released them too late and closed them inmediately after becuase no players were left IIRC.

Also what about evolve? It had hype from lots of streamers and looked fun. What else went wrong?

>>379241867
Everytime

>>379243683
And yet any other dev and publisher gets a free pass to do the same- if not worse.

Shove it up your ass, fucking hypocrites.

>>379236112
I have never felt so Badass before

When Overwatch gets the new update
>Roadhog gets cucked
>Reaper is now op
>"new" shit tier 2 CP map
>McCree's ult is now op
>not like Overwatch has content to begin with


When Battleborn gets the new patch:
>is now F2P
>huge god tier PvP balance patch
>new waifus
>new maps
>god tier optimizing

Where were you when Blizzdrones went on suicide watch?

>>379243725
Evolve was EASILY goty; but the legion of sheeple following youtube e-celebs and parroting memes instead of forming their own opinions, is exactly what killed it.

>>379243679
I do to follow authors and game studios I like because I don't bother with game journos news anymore.

>>379242237
It's always the same. Remember when amd users kept blaming nvidia because amd didn't have good tessellation support?

>get ready to enjoy a thread laughing at Battleborn
>end up laughing at some hopeless Evolve shill instead
/v/ is a wild ride

>>379243819
They literally do not. Name one game that offered that dollar value or more of DLC of ANY kind on day one.

Y'know. It kinda breaks my heart to see how much people bag on Gearbox for this, especially when it's in a place like their social media accounts

>>379243819
I never mentioned other devs, we're discussing evolve.

>>379243998
Perhaps we just need to make a Failed Games General

>>379236112
I'm still pretty sad for this game honestly. It wasn't very good but it was novel enough and it had literally everything against it, a lot of which was bullshit.

>People purposefully packing as much shit on screenshots and with the language set to french and shit so everything would also be super verbose
>Constant comparisons to Overwatch despite having almost no similarity past "It's a colorful FPS" but that was enough for the meme anyway

>>379237652
Yes I am

>>379243701

Odds are, he's feeling the heat-Battleborn had to hurt a lot, and stuff like the Bulletstorm rerelease isn't helping any.

>>379244020
It probably wouldn't have happened if they didn't market it as the overwatch alternative, they did this to themselves.

>>379244064
Blame Randy for the Overwatch comparison. He took up the fight.

>>379243848
Randy pls, just stop.
Your career is over. Go start filling that job application for mcdonalds.

>>379244006
Call of Duty
Battlefield
Halo
Destiny
Titanfail
Literally any modern game

Suck my fucking cock.

>>379243896
Is this the ylyl thread?

>>379236112
desu the only reason im playing this shitty game is so randy pitchford might find out whos playing his game and come suck my dick as a thank you for being loyal.

>>379244181
Really? Can you like me to this $130 dollar some DLC that these games had day one? Hell most of those games haven't had $130 in DLC in their lifetime.

>>379243848
>waifus
The only waifuable girl is Phoebe, and even she is annoying as fuck

>>379244262
Jesus fucking christ just fuck off with the DLC meme. The game is dead, you're still not satisfied, you fucking prepubescent?

>>379244181
Evolve launched at $40 with $136 worth of dlc.
Are you telling me those $60 games had over $200 worth of dlc at launch?
Do you have any evidence?

>>379236112
Nice thread randy


Dr. Sage and Mr. Hide

>>379236112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPZTRCu664

thanks randy

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>>379244330
>All games do it
>Ok, can you name one
>FUCK OFF MAN STOP MAKING FUN OF IT ALREADY YOU'RE A JERK

>>379244330
Not an argument.

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>>379241867

>How dare you speak to me

>>379244378
>$136 worth of dlc
Of which the vast majority was skins.

Human stupidity will never cease.

>>379244330
lel

>>379244330
Are you literally shaking right now S'Arais?

btw telling potential customers to fuck off is not a good marketing tactic

>>379244378
The base game was way more expensive than forty bucks. Sober the fuck up.

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>>379244426
And yours is?
I am become lauff, destructeur of sides.

>>379244446
And it was still dlc. How fucking stupid can a person be?

>>379244064
>Had some genuine fun when a match was found.
>Learned loot strats
>Got used to the stupid banter and obtuse designs.
>Can't ever speak about it because the Games reputation is poison, even with normies.
Noone will ever know how fun Montana and Whiskar Miketrot are.

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>>379242626
Actually I work at Walmart and I'm pretty intelligent

>>379244446
You're making me cringe. Post a picture of yourself so we can laugh at how ugly you are. I bet your body matches your brain.

>>379244543
>How fucking stupid can a person be?
Well, presumably he did buy Evolve at launch

>>379244515
No, I'm laughing as I was right the entire time. Gaming is dying, and you had ONE JOB to save it.
Now I sit here upon my empire of dirt, watching the rest crumble in smug satisfaction.

>>379244526
That was my first post in this thread, retard. Try again.

>>379244627
kek

Someone post the phonebook screencap

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>tfw someone told Randy about us a few weeks back
>tfw Randy could be here at this very moment

>>379244619
>using cringe
I can tell you're a subhuman Tumbleddit degenerate, so no.

>>379244636
Evolve was a false messiah. Literally the fucking antichrist.

>DLC: The Game

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>>379238572
Like pic related?

>>379243284
randy by far, he is just a cunt who makes shitty games
burch is a failure of a man

>>379244713
Been here since late 2006 or early 2007. Try again, cuck.

>>379244636
>Being this butthurt about your shitty game dying that you call every game shit regardless of quality because you have a vendetta against people not buying your dead game.

ayylmao

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>>379244384
>written by Dave Allen
holy shit

>>379244636
>and you had ONE JOB to save it.
I did my part by not falling for the evolve ruse
>defending dlc
>defending cosmetic dlc

>>379244515

>S'Aarais

That faggot that used to post on /vr/ in doomthreads come to find out.

>>379244892
Who is he? He seems autistic as fuck.

>>379244020
They went toe to toe with Blizzard. I dunno what the fuck they were thinking. They're not Valve.

>>379244845
Been here since '04. Fuck off newfag.

>>379244867
You killed gaming. Thanks!

>>379244994
You are so mad right now.

>>379244952
Autistic furfag that is to this very day relentlessly shilling for Evolve for free.

>>379244845
>2006 newfag
>proud of it at that
literaꞁꞁy reddit

>>379245062

06 is oldfag. 07 is eternal newfag.

>>379245045
lmao

This is too much. I love finding a thread like this out of fucking nowhere.

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>>379245019
>smug satisfaction at all the mongoloid hordes being wrong is mad
That's adorable.

>>379244994
>killed gaming
>by killing a cancer dlc game

>>379244615
So you claim but yet you posted Rei

>>379245062
>So mad he's samefagging and making spelling mistakes due to his hands literally shaking.

Stop. Just go to bed and try again tomorrow.

>>379244959
If they could have made this a lot earlier before OW, They might have had time to get off the ground, but the the market got more saturated over time. It only get worse from there.

>>379244952

He was a huge shill for Evolve back when that was just about to come out. Everyone that posted here laughing at the game would single his steamcommunity posts out and he was the one everyone threw insults at much in the way Pitchford is for Battleborn.

Someone posted a Doom General image from a few years back that made mention of his name and I found out he used to post in the /vr/ threads there and was just as disliked there as he was in regards to Evolve.

>>379245124
That reaction picture isn't fooling anyone.

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>>379245170
As if there is any other answer, than Rei

>>379245101
If that helps you sleep at night.

battleborn/randy/anthony burch threads are my favorite. thanks for reading, and god bless

My friend bought the, I think, $100 preorder of Evolve. He was the only one of our friends to get it. He rarely even played it online. When it went f2p, we only ever played it once or twice. That game sucked major ass.

>>379241884
Nigga you cannot possibly be this retarded as fuck.

>>379245240
What a wounded and pathetic tweet. I really don't know what to say about this one.

>>379245194
>he thinks that's me
Anti-evolve shitposter average intelligence, gents.
>>379245132
>innovative, refreshing, anti-casualfag game is cancer
ayy lmao

>>379245241
So he decided he would always love the game before it even released.

Seems like a trustworthy dude.

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>>379245351
>innovative
>dlc up the ass
It seems they innovated too much, the world wasn't ready.

>>379245392
stop right there. That shit is gay.

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>>379245392
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>>379245392
Y eah this still isn't funny.

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>>379245248
What's to fool with?

>>379245392
Are you seriously writing a play about Battleborn?

My fucking sides.

>>379245258
There's always Shinji's right hand

>>379245461
You're the kind of obnoxious faggot who keeps telling his joke when everyone tells him to shut the fuck up, aren't you?

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>>379245392
>>379245461
Holy shit that's fucking amazing

I don't know what you niggers are even blowing up about anymore, but as someone who hasn't said anything until now, Evolve was really fun as a game, it was just handled absolutely disgustingly from a monetization standpoint. Stage 2 was even promising for a little while when it looked like they might keep up the pace on balance and new shit, but then that started going to shambles and oh cool it turned out publisher interference struck a second time on the same game.

>>379245392
>>379245461
My fucking sides.

>>379245578
I once left a review on this game, but I forgot entirely about that duke on the left.

>>379245614
It's just one dude defending Evolve to the death. We're trolling the fuck outta him.

>>379245614
>but as someone who hasn't said anything until now
>poster count still the same

>>379245614
They're just a bunch of christian weston chandlers screaming about skins like fucking spoiled children. I shit you not.

>>379245614
It's just a /v/rigin triggering everyone else, no one can be stupid enough to defend evolve.

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What are those 33 people doing at this moment? Is that even enough people to get a game going?

>>379245739
About Evolve I should've clarified, my only other post was >>379244064

>>379245258
I don't actually have an opinion either way on girls in Evangelion (I have seen it though), I just saw an opening and went for it.

>>379245729
>Trolling
Next thing he'll say is "i was only pretending to be retarded!"

>>379245810

I'm assuming it's enough for three games, with three people left looking at cosmetics

>>379245614
Evolve was only fun in a full party.
And if you have a full party there is a landslide of other games that give better entertainment value than this glitchy Hide & Seek Sim with floaty combat

>>379245915
Especially with Friday the 13th out now.

>>379245241
I always wondered how he would cope with Evolve flopping. Now I know I guess. This is probably how the MGS rusefags will end up too.

>>379245879
He actually bought evolve and defends over a hundred dollars worth of dlc, there's no pretending there.

>>379245258
Rei a shit
Misato a cute

>>379246013
Easy there. I think the MGSfags know that shit's hopeless. I think they're having fun. The Evolve retard is actually delusional.

Now we just need a no man's sky shill for the trifecta. Do they even exist?

>>379246165
NMS shills went extinct months ago, dude.

>>379245810
Obviously those are all running on machines at Gearbox.

>>379246104
Skins, dear boy.
Though you would of known that if you posessed any form of intelligence. Which most who despise evolve; do not possess any.

>>379246163
Sure most of them probably do and it's funny to talk about, but the tripfag is a lunatic.

>>379246267
Don't bother, you clearly aren't the same guy. You don't even post the same.

>>379246267
Yeah, that's what i said, dlc.

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>>379246315
Except I am, faggot.

>>379246259
I want to believe there's still some retard like the evolve shill who still gets angry when someone shits on nms. Probably owns the limited edition box and hugs it to sleep.

>>379246165
Not a shill but I maintain the game was alright if you played it without having ever looked at or listened to a single bit of hype or marketing for it like I did. All I ever knew was that some people were going ape over the game for a long time, I didn't really know or care why but gave it a pirate and then wondered why so many people were blowing their top over such an inoffensive little game.

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>>379246323
>b-b-but muh dlc meme!

>>379246281
Maybe I'll check that shit out. I never actually clicked on one of those threads.

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>>379246267
>Doesn't know how to use a fucking semicolon.
>Calls others stupid.

>>379246409
I also pirated it, and dropped it 4 hours later when i realized all the alien life forms were some variation of earth animal+ wings where they don't belong. The mechanics are all flawed, and finding a planet that actually looks good is almost impossible.

>>379246437
>verifiable fact
>meme

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>>379246595
>muh arbitrary bullshit

>>379246409
Helps that you didn't spend a dime.

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I want to impregnate her.

>>379246165
I fucking love no man's sky
I bought it at a thrift shop for $6. It's a real piece of shit, but there's something about it that just keeps me hooked on flying around to the same boring ass empty planets, hoping to find something worthwhile to look at.

>>379246661
If I continue responding, will you as well?

>>379246680
>her

>>379246680
No you don't.

>>379246680
Imagine nutting inside her infront of Randy and she's dressed as an Overwatch character

>>379246680
I'd bust a nut up her cunt. Who is she?

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>>379246716
For you, my love?
Always.

>>379241246
>>379241246
That face and answer combo are unfairly funny.

>>379241329
Is one of the most succesful MMOs on the market, only behind WoW, FFXIV and Eve online I think.

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>>379246863
Evolve was going to be an MMOFPS before 2k butchered it.

Pic exactly related. This is the pre-evolve.

>>379241016

>someone saved my shitpost

neat

>>379240862
>that pic
I haven't laughed this hard for months

>>379246963
>my shitpost
Well you're not wrong. Impatient cunts these days.

>>379246961
>it was going to be good before they made it complete shit
Isn't that what happens with most failed games?

>>379247067
Yes.

Evolve is literally Spore 2.0

>>379246863
I'd figure ESO above TOR as well. ESO actually improved a whole lot from it's initially really crap start and is fun enough to fuck around in nowadays, that and you don't have to download some other shit client just to play ESO.

>>379242684
Makes sense, thanks for clearing it up lad.

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>>379241867
>How dare you speak to me

>>379243679
me, dont see the point in it and its gotten way worse over time

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>>379245392
>>379245461

>>379246163
My childhood and soul.
That is what you have taken from me with evolve.

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Battleborn was fun.

>>379247901
Would have been more fun if there were people to play with, but yeah, it was fun the week it lasted.

>>379239984
>calling for a surrender vote just so you can go back to waiting in the queue for another 90 minutes

>>379236112
Seriously that look like a goatsee

>>379248413
Because it IS.

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So it seems like the game is pretty much confirmed for making the F2P switch soon. Today's update apparently introduced a founder title for anyone who currently owns the game. Randy also said that the patch notes don't include everything that will be talked about tomorrow.

>>379248559
>Lucky Chloe

I fucking knew it.
The only person that would like that visual vomit design of a character is sure to be a Randy Pitchford fan.

>>379236112
Is the cancer UI and menu still there?

>>379240862
>pic
idgi

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>>379248559
>he didn't get the ultimate badass edition

>>379249674
Everything is there except players.

oh sweet lord that's a lot of patch notes

sadly none of them address fixing the visual noise or fucking firing pritchford

guess I'll just wait and see how next patch goes down before I try playing again

>>379250385
EPIC MEME MY DEAR SIR

>>379245258
Rei < Asuka < Misato < Ramiel

>>379236112
How is Gearbox still open? Duke, Aliens CM and this have all been massive blunders on their part. If I remember correctly even the shitty "remakes" they've been cranking out haven't sold very well either. Is Borderlands really popular enough to keep the company afloat?

>>379251069
They had an inside man on Evolve. If it failed, Gearbox would of gotten a fuckload of money, Unlike with ACM and DNF, though, they didn't leave it to their own development studio, they had to fuck with somebody in the same publishing house.

It really is sad when people have such low self-esteem that they have to make themselves feel better by crapping on this game. FACT: Battleborn had well over 3 million players. Sure, Overwatch has more, but compared to the entire human population, neither comes close. Now, when you're done bullying, maybe you'll see what a badass experience this game really is and stop judging it based on meaningless numbers. Not to mention this is our biggest update yet, and all the new flair is SWANK as heck. Gearbox is doing just fine.

>>379240697
>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>379250474
>meme
>current players: 85

>>379236112
When will /v/ ever stop running a joke into the dirt at hypelight speeds?

>>379251337
This is just sad now. Evolve didn't need any help to fail, their dlc made sure of that.

>>379239229
>We love our game and we love our fans
So he doesn't love anyone?

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>>379251619
You had me going there for a moment anon

>>379244269
I don't know. I wouldn't mind letting Orendi have a go at my dick.

>>379238454
It's ok if players are leaving
That just makes room for the new players that are going to arrive

>>379238454
this thread has more people than battleborn players

lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battleborn/comments/6fj38b/if_this_doesnt_confirm_f2p_i_dont_know_what_will/

not even lying - I'll probably try it at f2p.

I don't think I'll get over that UI though.

>>379238454
Yikes

>>379245461
>>379245392
k i n o

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>>379253213

>>379236112
What is this logo? Looks like stylized goatse

>>379240946
I want to cum on Orendi

>>379241663
>29 years old
>on 4chan
>in a Battleborn thread
>can't divide decimals
>anime picture
>using mfw

Come on man, put it away already. You're wasting your life.

>>379250554
This motherfucker gets it.

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>>379236112
Nice try Randy.
Go back to your porn subreddit.

>>379236112
>hello.jpg

>>379240946
I'm so close to buying Battleborne just for Orendi.

>>379252230
That was the inside man's doing.

>>379244269
>>379252878
batleborne waifus are amazing, just not enough to actually play the game

>>379247493
>Poklonskaya
>prosecutor general and cute as fuck
>at some moment fucking lost it and started unironically tweeting all kinds of borderline crazy Christian related bullshit including how she saw a statue of Nikolay II weeping
Sad really

>>379257504
>at some moment fucking lost it and started unironically tweeting all kinds of borderline crazy Christian related bullshit including how she saw a statue of Nikolay II weeping
wat

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>>379253364
>it actually does

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>>379236112

>>379257542
You heard it. What else do you want me to say? It's in Russian though so I'm not sure you can google it.

>>379241867

>How dare you speak to me

I don't know why this makes me laugh so much.

He's like the spit bucket of twitter.

>>379256164
lel

>>379240946
>people still use the "le feminism is le awesum XS" shit
How many times do people need to bash it into your head that this is said when you KILL A FEMALE CHARACTER
It's a fucking joke, one that takes the piss at feminism at it

>>379258560
Knowing the developer, that is definitely not the intent

>>379236112
Pretty soon there won't be a game to wake up to when they shut down all those empty servers that haven't been used since release.

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Post good character designs

>>379258893
You first.

>>antibadass battleborn haters just get to wake up to their sour opinions

No, I get to wake up to an actual community playing my game of choice.

>>379258619
Look it up then, it is ONLY EVER SAID when killing a female character.
In the context, it's nothing but a joke

>>379245584
shut the fuck up randy

>>379259067
It's a shit joke

does the game have bots? Can you earn anything from playing against bots?

>>379242592
The more he says it, the more I start to think he's actually salty that his game doesn't have pandas.

>>379259771
Why would he, pandas are stupid faggot animals that are only preserved because they look cute

>>379259912
You'd have to ask him anon.

>>379247901

Brink was fun too.

>>379258893
The designs aren't even all that terrible. I watched a video that showcased all the heroes and they looked fairly interesting.

What kills this game is the
>"""humor"""
>horrible voices
>cancer-inducing HUD and menus