>nigger tier Orcs Nords Redguard >low tier Imperial Khajit

Patrician Tier:

Loli character with patched sexlab +devious devices and defeat

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I wonder who could be behind this thread...

>>379230521
I literally only choose Redguards for their stamina regeneration ability. I would choose imperial but their ability is shit.

>>379230521
Fuck off goldskin

>race that literally wants to destroy the world
>god tier

>>379230675
>I only choose nigger becaus-

>>37923105
Implying ethnic based supremacy isn't god tier

Nord is the canon dragonborn in skyrim. Pretty much every dragonborn has been a Nord

>>379230521
>elf

reported and sage

>>379230521

>Knife-Ear Tier
Dark Elves
Wood Elves
High Elves

>Fur FagTier:
Khajiit
Argonian

>Good tier
Redguard
Imperials
Nord
Breton

>GOD TIER
ORCS

>>379231359
>dragon born
>good

skyrim was you first ESo wasn't it kid

>>379231485
>my favoruite races are the oppressed slave races

Found the niggers

>>379231359
MY ANCESTOR

>elves
>not below nigger tier
So you definitely love cock, hu?

>>379231359
But the canon Neravarine was an Argonian because it was ironic. Likewise, the canon dragonborn was a dark elf.

>>379233231
WE WUZ DRAGONBORN AND SHIET

>>379233348
>But the canon Neravarine was an Argonian because it was ironic.

You better post a fucking source on such a bullshit claim

In Morrowind and Oblivion it's Bretons because that Magic resistance is too useful.

In Skyrim it's Orcs because their racial combined with Elemental Fury shout combined with two weapons (preferably two Stahlrims with the right enchants) makes for insane amounts of damage that nothing can survive.

>>379230521
Let me give you a hand with this. It goes like so.

God tier: Dunmer, Breton
High tier: Imperial, Altmer
Meh tier: Nord, Redguard, Orc
Shit tier: Bosmer, Argonian, Khajiit

>>379230521
>not having Dark Elves as god tier
dirty n'wah

>>379233607
>>379233615
this

Breton's 50% magic resistance along with the daily power of 50% physical reduction allows you to min/max the fuck out of your character once you get a bunch of daedric artifacts. You can get your magic resist way up in the 90% or something crazy like that, which combined with 85% physical reduction from armor makes you near invincible.

>>379233304
>tall
>rich
>smart
>technologically advanced
>known to be most civilised
>rule the world
>responsible for all the greatest architecture, art, culture and etiquette
>nigger tier

Pick 1

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>>379230521
>Space lizard trees under a hivemind
>Low tier

>>379233481
Source is logic anon. What would a drugged up hippy imagine as the savior of a race? How about the thing they hate the most.

>>379233840
I pick nigger tier then

>>379233751
The best defence is a good offence

That's why high elves shit all over turdtons

The only time being a high elf was bad was in morrowind because they had some major magic weakness if I remember correctly

Which is why every sane person chose dark elf in morrowind

>>379233964
A yuppie?

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It's quite simple guys, non-beast races goes on top and beast races bottom.
Now who gets the top of the list that's pretty much subjetive to anyone's preference, but putting any beast race on top of a non beast race makes any list completly invalid.
You may not like it how it is if you're a furfag or scalefag, but that's the way it is.

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>>379230642


Sorry. But High Elves are literally the best: warriors, archers, assassins and mages.

They do it all.

>mrw i see some snownigger that thinks he owns Skyrim.

>>379234118
>Which is why every sane person chose dark elf in morrowind
Actually Morrowind was well enough designed that all sane people didn't have to play the same fucking character.

>>379234312
>morrowind
>well designed

Top kek. Hahahahaha

>>379230521
I believe you'll find that only a human has achieved Apotheosis. Mer have achieved the literal opposite. The Kajit and Argonians don't give a shit either way.

>>379234283
High elves are how nords in real life see themselves while their mummy is out in the forest hoeing out and they're living in a wood hit

High elves are unashamedly the master race

>>379230675
if we're talking racial abilities, then orc is clearly the best. Nothing beats double damage

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>>379230521
>Argonians
>low tier
>implying

>>379230521
>God tier
Nords
>Mid tier
Orcs
>Low tier
Imperial
Breton
>Shit tier
Redguard
Khajit
Argonian
>Faggot elves tier
Dark elves
Wood elves
High elves

>>379234882
Wrong

A high elf with summon and fireball combo wipes orcs away

Orc

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>>379230521
Human
White human
Tan human
Black human
Green human
Pointy human
Grey pointy human
Yellow pointy human
Cat
Lizard

>>379234990
>All my favourites races are the slave races

>we will never see Akavir

>>379234981
>the default boobs with a scaly texture
>not low tier

>>379235025
Maybe the dindu orcs. But there are some smart ones like the librarian in the college of winterhold

>>379235425
We WUZ intellectualz

>>379230521
But which race makes the best stealth archers?

>>379235813
Wood elf

>>379233910
Don't forget the Hist will have multi dimensional spacecraft in the future

>>379233751
>Mullato elven rape baby's
>good

>>379230521
Where are the dwarves

>>379238727
Dead
As it should be for stunties

>>379231485
Orcs are knife ears too anon.

>>379238727
Doin science n shit inside a robot on another plane of existence, sometimes that robot clash with something big and when that happens all dwemers together say no at the same time and the thing they clashed with temporaly disapear.

>>379230521
>putting Orcs in bottom tier

what are you doing? they are objectively the second best race in the game

Objectively correct rankings coming through

>Top Tier
Altmer
Orc
Breton

>High Tier
Argonian
Dunmer

>Mid Tier
Nord
Imperial

>Low Tier
Redguard
Bosmer
Khajit

Official race rankings
1 Nords
2 Not Nords.

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>>379240092
>low tier
>Redguard
>all these cucked white boiz in this thread

Have fun getting your wife fucked by me

>>379235025
>skyrim's non-scaling, non-craftable, slow-casting magic
>wiping out anything two hours into the game

>>379236791

Rape doesn't even cut it. They're fucking cuck babies. Generation after generation of literal cucking.

Bretons at one point looked like a different breed of elves. You can't achieve that with just plain rape.

>>379231050
The world is not real anyway.

>>379233348
nigga the whole fucking intro to skyrim implies you're a nord
the guys with you in the carriage were all "man fuck these elves/imperials/non-humans races"

I refuse to play any other race besides Dark Elves, Morrowind really got to me. I can't complain though, that fire resistance is useful as fuck in Oblivion and Skyrim.

>>379241583
This, I always play Bosmer or Altmer.

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>>379241583
>fire resist
>useful
b-b-but muh bretons

You can spot the noobs so easy by the fact they choose nords

Everyone who's been playing tes for ever knows Nord is in the shit category

>>379241879
>bosmer
Meant Dunmer

>>379241075
Bretons more like BREDtons.

Big golden cock

>>379241583
I always played dunmer because in morrowind high elfs had weakness to magic that was annoying as fuck to use

But when they scraped that I went straight for high elf. You can't deny their superiority. It's literally etched within the lore. High elf is undeniable master race

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>>379234990
The right choice.

>>379230521
>low tier
>imperial
kys faggot

>>379234882
High elves move and jump the fastest. Objectively the best since you'll be one-hitting everything within a few hours of playing anyways.

>>379241275
in skyrim you're an illegal crossing the border

>people place Redguards in low/nigger tier
>not because of culture, history or racial skills
>but because their skin is dark
Ah yes, it's about genetics and culture and not pigment of the skin, my fellow stormers

>>379242612
They give you a good head start as a mage but I prefer dunmer mages such as master neloth. I made a younger version of him and enchanted the nice telvanni robe.

>>379243918
>people place niggers in nigger tier

Wow I never thought of it like that

>>379243918

But OP put Redguards in lowest along with Orcs and Nords (canonically the dumbest races).

>>379244203
>people place white races in trash tier
All is as it should be. Nigs where they belong, whitecucks where they belong and East asians on top of the food chain. Like in real life!

>>379244343
>Asians are on top of the food chain
>that's why we immigrate to white countries in mass and only have 2 countries of our own nice enough to live in both of which were shit until white men conquered them by force and made their emporers kiss or white feet

>>379244343
Asians are the fuckin Akaviri and aren't even around

>>379244648
It's hilarious. We're literally invading you, but you're all so cucked and retarded you don't even see that not every army has to carry guns. Keep crying into your fap sock as the Chinese century starts. It's all you cucked fatties is good for.

>>379245056
Chinese are pussies lmao your women line up to suck our dicks. Enjoy your communism and censored internet along with the poor eyesight

>>379245264
Keep telling yourself that, you fat fuck. Even if asians were all whores you'd still be a cucked crying virgin.

>>379245056
Don't count your chickens before they hatch little guy

Fucking n'wah shits get out of /v/

>>379245442
You people can't even handle tibetan monks and the japanese tough guy

>Average Joe tier
Bretons
Imperials

>I'm a high and mighty faggot tier
High Elves

>I'm a white nationalist tier
Nords

>I installed sex mods tier
Redguards
Orcs
Female character regardless of race

>I'm a furfag tier
Argonians
Khajit

>I actually play for the fantasy aspect tier
Dark Elves
Wood Elves

>>379245613
>says fat neckbeard as he praises Kek and fap to ponies
Yeah, the alt fag is sure to stop asia

>everyone hates Khajits
I've played as the cat every single TES game for my first run through. You guys are all wrong.

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>Nords
Dumb barbarians
>Imperials
Jews
>Bretons
Magic jews
>High Elves
Faggots with a god complex
>Dark Elves
Murderous faggots with a god complex
>Wood Elves
Cannibalistic faggots
>Khajiit
Gypsy junkies
>Argonians
Slaves to a tree
>Orcs
Literally shit
>Reguards
Camel jockey desert faggots

Your only recourse now is to install and use modded races

>>379242612
Breton's magic resistance is still better, even in game, magic resistance is hard to come by but extra magicka potions and enchantments are easy to get.

None of this shit matters, let's discuss the REAL two races of note.

>comfy bro tier
Werewolves
>masochistic idiot tier
Vampires

>>379230521
Can a human and Khajiit find love together?

>>379248179

They're both complete garbage. Vampires maybe slightly worse since they have annoying events where they spawn in towns and start attacking people.

>>379248246
Some cats get horny for their owners so I don't see why not.

>>379248545
I figured out that it only happens before you do the first dawnguard quest. Master vampires and shit spawn at low levels and rape half the town if you install dawnguard too early. You need to go there straight away otherwise.

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>>379239217
Tell that to the rest of the knife ears.

>>379248179
>diseases
>race

Next you'll be telling me Africans are hiv race

>>379246494
>I actually play for the fantasy aspect tier
>doesn't include orcs
>one of the most well known fantasy races in history
also wood elves are just shorter high elves, dunmer are unique though

>>379230521
nigger tier: OP

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>>379230521
>fucking cat people
>anywhere but shit tier
Go to bed anon, you aren't thinking straight.

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>>379248179
>raping victims and howling at the moon with your bros

Skyrim werewolves are pure kino

>>379249941
Orc is turd tier though

>>379248914

I just use Timing Is Everything to disable that shit entirely.

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>>379230521
Kys inbred shitear

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>>379230619
Why don't you take a seat.

>No mod to bring back the falmer race
>can't reproduce them to create the ultimate northern race

>>379252667
Comparing thalmor to Jews is a huge compliment to the jews

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>>379252794
>wanting falmer instead of dwemer
ISHYDDT

>>379230521
>God Tier
Redguard
Dunmer
Argonians
>High Tier
Bosmer
Imperials
Khajiit
>Mid Tier
Imperials
Orcs
Bretons
>Low Tier
Jew Elves
Nords

>>379254401
Something tells me you have an argonian husband/wife

>>379254550
Well they go through life-phases as part of their natural biology so I'd have both.

>Your incredibly submissive argonian wife will never turn into a big beefy submissive argonian husband who still cooks and cleans for you, and still acts the same even with the new body.

>>379254634
>natural trannies
I'm removing this from my headcanon, I ain't wanna none of that

>>379254789
Oh come on now you won't be saying that when your Argonian best buddy turns into a prime-time cute girl.

>>379254846
Girls are awful and disgusting, if my argonian best buddy turned into a girl I would ditch him faster than my dad ditched my mom

>>379254925
I don't know if you have daddy issues or mommy issues anon.

>>379255039
Both!
I'm also a neet!
Please send me a gun to end my suffering!

>>379255143
Silly anon, you don't need a gun to end your suffering.

Not that I want your suffering to end.

You're here forever anon, this is hell, an unending discussion about arbitrary topics that goes nowhere.

>>379231359
Saint Alessia: Not a Nord
Tiber Septim: Not a Nord
Reman Cyrodiil: Not a Nord
Martin Septim: Not a Nord

The only canon nord Dragonborn is Miraak.

>TES and FO are in the same universe

>>379255206
But anon adult things are starting to catch up with me and I'm really hopelessly suicidal but too cowardly for any pain. I just want an argonian friend to live in the forest with

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>>379240839
>he thinks redguards are supposed to be niggers
They're arabs you dumb negroid. If they were black they would be naked and using spears as weapons.

>>379245056
Don't you have some babies to eat, Wang Ping?

>>379255319
Did you miss the part where they said Talos (Tiber Septim) was a Nord in mortal life so the whole septim bloodline is from Nord stock

>>379255496
They're west africans like in mali. wannabe arabs.

>>379252794

Falmer were the lowest tier elves even when they weren't non-sapient beasts.

>>379255496
Redguards are just black people with middle east culture. Arabs don't have cornrows and shit

>>379255734
Where Nords said Tiber Septim was a Nord for good goy points? He wasn't a Nord dumbass

>>379256029
Read the books nigger
Literally every book claims he was born in skyrim

>>379256140
No he wasn't, it states he was born in Alcaire, so a Breton. Which is why he shared the hatred of Orcs.

>>379256235
Nope
Nordic descent, born in Nordic lands, called by the greybeards
Fuck off heretic

>>379255734
Tiber Septim was a Breton
Ysmir was the nord

The statues in oblivion are of Tiber and the statues in Skyrim are of Ysmir

>>379255954
>lowest tier
>not orc or khajiit

>>379256772

Orcs are no longer elves in the same way Bosmer are now elves.

>>379256624
Tiber septim, ysmir and Talos are all the same people

>>379256857
>Orsimer
>mer
>not elves

Hmmmmm really fires up the kiln

>>379256897
If we're talking about the Oversoul yes
But individually Zarin, Tiber and Ysmir all different people and races

>>379256903
Doesn't the affix mer denote every race that isn't man? Doesn't have to be elves

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>>379230619
>devious devices
Fuck off bondage niggers. You fucking ruined sexlab.

What races would be god tier if they were put into, back into the series?
>Dwarves

>>379256903

They aren't. "Mer" just means "people" in Aldmeris. Argonians and khajiit are occasionally called "betmer" (beast people) but they are not elves.

Literally no one in the setting considers orcs elves, and orcs lost elven traits like length of life when they changed. Many many fantasy settings have orcs as beings corrupted elves. It does not make them elves.

Has Bethesda created any good lore post kirkbride?

I get the feeling that everything they've done was just use his shit so far

>>379257058
>You fucking ruined sexlab.

How so?

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>>379257245
>Here let me insert my fucking fetish into every fucking mod everyone ever creates and then form a fucking mafia of bondage niggers to demand that every mod ever made has to have devious devices hooks even though devious devices is shite and is for fat old bondage niggers who think being chained up is sexy!
Bondage is a shit tier fetish and you're shit too.

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>>379257512
This 100%.

>>379257512
>a fucking mafia of bondage niggers

Kek.

>>379233910
>slimy lizards who rely on a fucking tree to think for them because they are too stupid to do it themselves
>low tier

Yes.

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>>379230521
>tfw image I made still posted on the internet and needed when fags like you post nonsense OP

>>379230521
List is fine, but nords are god tier.

>>379239684
>the game
>the

W-what are you talking about Anon, you arent some fucking Skyrimbabby, are you?

>>379257828
>dumbest man race with shittest civilization after green nigger pseudo-elves
>god tier

>>379243673
you're caught ON the border, nothing implies that you were crossing it. You also arent arrested because you were crossing it, but because you were thought to be part of the stormcloaks nearby.

>>379230521
Meh, it changes by game.

Bretons were objectively best race in Oblivion though because of that glorious passive.
Further, High Elves were objectively worst race in Skyrm because the magic system was lss fun that ever before so playing a mage race was a waste of time.

>>379257828
t. skyrimjob shitter

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The only people who defend elfves are other elves

>>379256235
>>379256573
>He was born in that province
>Therefore he must be part of that race

Fucking retarded

>>379258249
Elves are shit.

>>379258249
>Elfves
What the fuck I'm retarded

>>379258325
They say he's a nord multiple times in skyrim. It's the whole reason half the country won't accept the concordot like the imperials and bretons

>>379258850
>nords want to believe the "man" they worship was also a nord

No kidding.

>>379258919
MY ANCESTORS

>>379258919
Please delete this before my son wakes up and reads this

>>379233615
Objectively correct. This Anon has patrician taste. Breton and Dunmer always make the best characters.

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>>379230521
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>379231359
>Elder Scrolls
>Canon
lmao

>play a dark elf after playing morrowind
>havent really heard any incidental dialogue other than some altmeri cunts mentioning im not a real elf

>>379259874
Why do people compare high elves to Jews when it's a completely wrong comparison. Jews steal high elves create. Jews are ratty little ugly freaks high elves are extremely tall beautiful golden people. Jews pretend they aren't Jew supremacists and play victim high elves admit they are the master race

Comparing Jews to high elves is a compliment to Jews because high elves are the master race

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>>379230521
My nigga.

>>379260078

It's because Altmer are manipulative and scheming.

>>379234981
jesus, a titfuck would be like fucking sandpaper

>>379260078
>Implying Jews are not the master race.
Also Aldmeri are cunts. They pretend to be the Master Race then they get wrecked again and again, so they resort to manipulative cunt-ish tactics and subversion.

>>379260268
No they aren't they just don't have time for snow niggers and red guard bull shit

High elves are stated to be the most civilised race

>>379243673
> there isn't a Mexican race

>>379256941
"Tiber Septim, also known as General Talos, Hjalti Early-Beard, the Dragonborn, and Ysmir, was an emperor of Nordic descent"
t. http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Tiber_Septim

>>379260434
Everything seems manipulative when you're inferior

>>379230619
I'll need a few example of these "loli characters"

>>379260009
You fit in a little better in Solstheim

>>379231359
Stop talking out of your ass there's no canon race for the dragonborn

BRING BACK BEAST RACES

AND ADD REDGUARD TO BEAST RACES

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>>379260517
>Invade
>Get wrecked
>Attempt to destroy the empire several times
>Get your ass handled yet again.
>Decide to use subversion tactics and destroy Cyrodiil from the inside, taking advantage of the empire's goodwill.
Knife ears deserve genocide.

>>379260567

well yeah, im talking about skyrim. im guessing there will be a lot more dialogue about my race once i get to the racist town, if bethesda even bothered to do that.

i just kind of hoped for more stuff. like maybe someone having beef with me becoming a thane of a hold even though im a dark elf. i dont know.

>>379260685
I

I don't know how to feel. I want a certain donut eating loli vampire following me around though.

>>379260685
wtf I love skyrim now!

>>379230521
Nigger tier:
Bosmer, Khajit, Argonian, Orcs, Redguard
Meh Tier:
Imperials, Nords, Dunmer
God Tier:
Breton, High Elves

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>>379260663
Redguard are the most cool and interesting human race and Nords are the true niggers.

>>379260685
Mods

>>379260923
>Redguard
>Below good tier
They're literally evolved Nords.
Imperials, Argonians and Dunmer are also pretty good

>>379261016
This.
Having a spell that makes you almost invulnerable once a day and curved fucking swords are the tightest shit.
TES: Hammerfell when?

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>>379261072
>nigger Muslims
>evolved nords

>>379246494

Kind of true.

I play a dark elf in skyrim because i was hoping it would open up some dialogues or something besides what i was used to as a nord.

then i remembered i was playing skyrim. I swear to god if I go to the racist town and dont get spit on ill be pissed.

>>379261198
xDD

>>379261198
>Muslims
No.
You don't understand the lore and you should fuck off back to
>>>/pol/

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>>379261417
What?
All you have to do is look at their clothing, you dunce
Even their curved swords are of Arabic origin

>>379261072
>They're literally evolved Nords.

No. All the lore that could make them better than Nords isn't shown and is in the past.

Right now they're just black Nords who live in sand instead of snow.

>>379256029

"The exact race of Tiber Septim is unknown, but what is known is that he was not a Mer or Beastfolk, but a subspecies of Men.[13] If the statement that he is from Alcaire is true, then he was most likely a Breton. Kyne also refers to him as a "manmer," and Bretons are both man and mer.[OOG 1] Tiber Septim was also famous for his hatred towards Orsimer like many other Bretons.[14]
If the statement that he is from Atmora is true, then he is most likely an Atmoran or Nord.[6] Bethesda Softworks directly stated that he is not a Nord, but instead an Atmoran"


Which is basically a nord but officially not.

>>379261507
>Muslims
>Arabic

Which is it? One is an ethnicity and the other a person of islamic faith. Neither which exist in the TES universe.

>>379261974
Not him but TES races are inspired by real life cultures. Redguards are an amalgation of Middle Eastern,North and Westafrican cultures with fantasy added to it. Nords are Norse,Germanic and a bit Celtic. Imperials are Roman and Italian. Bretons are french and ancient celtic. Khajits are a bit gypsy. Argonians are mesoamerican. Orcs are mongolic/turkic. Bosmer are a bit native american.Dark and high elves are unique.

>>379231050
>>race that literally wants to destroy the world
>>god tier

Only the Thalmor want to unmake the world. They do not represent the whole of the Altmer people. They are only one faction among the Dominion.

>>379231086
>niggers
He clearly said Redguards, not Nords

>>379240964
>>skyrim's non-scaling, non-craftable, slow-casting magic
>>wiping out anything two hours into the game

That is a huge exaggeration. Mid game, destruction magic is very powerful. So much so that I can't use followers at that point because they all die to friendly fire within seconds. I've never played a character past level 60 so I don't know about late game characters.

>>379242092
>>fire resist
>>useful
>b-b-but muh bretons

Breton magic resistance includes fire attacks. So the Breton advantage covers fire, plus ice and shock.

One thing I hate about this game is how red guards were never enslaved but all the other human races were

Do you think anyone buys that for a second Todd? Really Todd?

>>379260381
The more friction, the better ;^)

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>>379230521

>>379263726
>but all the other human races were

Nords were never enslaved. It was all Imperials/Nedes.

>>379262938
The arabian culture is much older than islam and while islam is highly influenced by the arabian culture, the arabian culture isn't bound to religion in the least.

>>379263789
Wrong. Dunmer the main slave master race enslaved them all the time. You could buy nords in morrowind

>Dunmer have traditionally permitted enslavement of Imperials, Nords, Orcs, Khajiit, and most importantly Argonians. They do not recognize the mistreatment of slaves of these races as a serious crime, other than as a crime against property.

>>379260685
MOOOOOOOOOOODS

I mean. What mods?

>>379230521
>God tier
>Not Breton
Bretons literally the master race and founders of the empire. Eat shit.

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>>379264349
kek

>>379230675
>In Oblivion you could make any of the human races look like each other with the character creator
>Black bretons, white redguards, ect
>Can't do this in Skyrim

It sucks.

>>379264250

Dunmer enslave everyone. It's part of their culture. You can buy an Altmer slave in Morrowind. And a Redguard slave.

Nords were never systemically enslaved by elves like the Imperials were.

>>379264435
>elven rape baby's
>master of anything

BREDtons are literally a cuckold race

>>379262938
dark elves act like fucking jews tho
they have their own vivec and ridicule others who don't worship him and n'wah basically means goyim

>>379264510

You can with mods so it doesn't matter.

>>379264435
WE

>>379264712
WE WUZ TALOS N SHIET

>>379264689
also imperials colonizing them while letting them go on with their shitty country and religion is like romans colonizing the jews with their shitty country and religion

>>379255379
Be an adult and own up to your life, it's the only way to be happy

GOD TIER
-imperial
-Khajiit
-wood elves
-female dark elves

High tier
-cool orcs
-nord

Med tier
-breton
-Dunmer

low tier
-uncool orcs
-high elves
-male dark elves
-redguard

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Bretons are the best race in Tamriel.
>Best traits of both men and mer
>Broke themselves free from enslavement; not cucked like Argonians and Khajiit who are still slaves up to the third era lol
>Breton savages literally hold off Nord invasions in the Reach just with rocks and stones
>Befriend natural monsters like hagravens and spriggans because they are so in touch with nature
>Good at magic AND resist magic, unlike pissy High Elves who can dish it out but can't take it
>Actual civilized Breton kingdoms in high rock are highly based on personal labor and merit, not cucked by family politics like the dunmer or swallowing the emperor's jizz like the imperials
>best name pool
>100% whitest race along with Nords but not dumb snowniggers

You literally can't deny this.

>>379230521
>DUDE ROMANS LMAO
>rape babies
>DUDE VIKINGS LMAO
>niggers
>lol kill yourself
>cannibals
>nigger elves
>piss skins
>furry trash
>especially degenerate furry trash

>>379260685
mod PLS

>>379230521
>nord
>nigger
Are you sure?

>>379230521
>khajit, argonian, and elves anything but shit
> Imperials not God tier
Fuck off inhuman scum

>>379264872
>dunmer on 3 different tiers
nigger what

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Argonians are such fucking writers pets. I hope they get fucked up by the dunmer soon.

>>379264873

god i loved the Oblivion aesthetic

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>>379230521
>elder got tier
imperial, redguards, bretons
>god tier
Orcs
>high tier
Khajiit
>mid tier
Argonian
>low tier
bears
>untermensch tier
all mer races, except orcs.

>>379230521
Top tier:
Imperial
Breton
Redguard
Orismer
Dunmer
Bosmer
Dwemer
Snow Elves
Khajiit
Argonian

Faggots of Tamriel tier:
Altmer
Nords

>>379266048
>Faggots of Tamriel tier:
>Altmer
>Nords

THIS!

As a kid, everyone picks dark elves, kajhits and argonians because they're the cool races. As we become adults, we pick the races that look like us.

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>Shit Tier
All playable races of Tamriel

>Low Tier
Imga

>Mid Tier
Werewolves, Vampires

>High Tier
Liches

>God(s) Tier
Daedra

>True God Tier
Sload

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>>379266661
Being a werewolf was cool.

>That mission where you get locked in the Reach jail and all your gear is taken away
>Some dipshit orc comes up to me and says I'm stuck in here with him
>Pick the "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME." option
>Turn into a fucking werewolf and eat him.

>top tier
Dunmer
Khajit
Falmer (pre evolution)
Bosmer
>high tier
Redguard
Orsimer
Dwemer
>mid tier
Argonians
Breton
Imperial
>low tier
Altmer
>shit tier
Nords

any other opinion is wrong. I can justify each and every tier.

>>379261974
The two are undeniably and irreversibly connected

>>379266661
anyone remember Sload on facebook?

>>379267073
there are christian and jewish minorities on the arabian peninsula

>>379266927
Too bad the werewolves looked a bit dumb, at least from what I remember

I'd still fuck one but still

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>Baby Eater Tier
Sload
>Shit Tier
Nords
Bosmer
>Mid Tier
Breton
Khajiit
Orsimer
>High tier
Altmer
Imperial
>God Tier
Dunmer
Redguard
Argonian
>Big Stompy Robot Tier
Dwemer
>16th-Dimensional Mathematics Tier
Hist

>>379267028
You can certainly try to justify it, but the truth is that Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Just as much as Hammerfall belongs to the redguards. The imperials only didn't let Skyrim go like they let Hammerfell go because they would be too weak to fight the Dominion without Skyrim as a source of warriors. Go on, try to justify how the redguards wouldn't do the same fucking thing the nords did if the empire wanted to hold on to them, you BLM faggot.

>>379267306
>Dunmer
>race of refugees living in the slums of Windhelm because a slave race of fucking lizards invaded their shitty ash wasteland of a home
>god tier
lmao

>>379264873
>Bretons
>white

Lol Bretons look just like the jews, they're short people with hooked noses

>>379265940
>potato faces
>green empty fields
>medieval architecture

epic aesthetic

Please stop bullying the lizards

>>379267306
>WE WUZ GODZ N SHEIT!
Nigmar, fuck off

>>379267186
Fuck, or be fucked by?

>>379264510
You can do this in TESO again.

>>379267369
Does skyrim belong to the nords? since last i was there it was filled to the brim with khajit traders, imperial soldiers and dunmer refugees. The nords hold on to their frozen hellholes and its horseshit traditions and refuse to modernise past old norse monarchy.

The redguards on the other hand, the high culture of the west venerate trade and good diplomatic relations. As well as actual independance from the snobby Altmer imperialists.

All of skyrim has interesting culture and civilisation, the nords are just the hut-dwelling cucks of the north.

>>379267703
Both

I wanna get some of that cock youknowwhatimsayan

>>379230521
why are racist threads like this allowed to exist? mods do your damn job. the n word is offensive :(

>>379267614
The males are the same height as imperials while the female bretons are just sightly shorter. I thought bretons were short as well because the high elf women in that Solitude shop would tower over my breton, but then I looked up the "set scales" of each race and found out the male bretons are actually average height, at 1.00. Meanwhile, female high elves are the tallest characters in the game. Go figure.

>>379267134
so?
there are also muslim minorities in countries like Portugal, Spain, France, UK, and Italy. Doesn't mean that those countries aren't irreversibly of Christian influence.

>>379268227
yeah but you wouldn't call a Frenchman a christian instead, since religion is separate from the nationality. Arabs are much the same.

>>379268376
Except their nationality is not separated from their religion. Most Arab countries are not secular. Islam is the law they live by.

t. pansy pointy elf brutaly raped by an orc equipped with Volendrung in berserker mode.

>>379268483
> Islam is the law they live by.

Charia you mean.

>>379267770
The last time we were in Hammerfall, most of the people were orcs. You know any modern Hammerfall game would be full of imperials, too. It doesn't mean anything. For the record, Nords own Skyrim by population more than imperials own Cyrodil. Skyrim only wanted to do what Hammerfall did. Break ties with the empire purely so they could tell the Altmer to fuck off. How can you stand in the way of that as someone who likes the redguards?

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>>379268564
No matter from what universe/lore is. Orky life is best life.

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>>379230521

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>Bethesda keeps putting in a new "looming threat" with every DLC and game.
>Eg. the falmer, the mermaid people, the vampires
>Nobody gives a shit
>Everybody just wants to deal with the Dominion.
>MFW Bethesda is going to skip right over that plotline in the next game.

>>379268707
I didn't rate the races based on politics, i rated them based on how cool they were. And my point was not that Skyrim is not homogeneous enough it was simply to debunk this idea of "skyrim belongs to the nords" the tribalism that haunted the earlier eras does not fit into the new tamriel world order.

And god bless the stormcloak rebellion, it would do well to dignify the nords somewhat. But they would still remain hut-dwellers. At least the orcs are beholden to their tribal way of life, nords are stuck in some kind of limbo between civilisation and hut-niggerdom...

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>you will never be an argonian maid

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>>379269924
>you will never have an argonian bodyguard (male)

>>379231485
>furfag
>argonian
>reptiles have fur

>>379267306
>capable of becoming living gods
nigga everyone is capable of that shit
hell if anything dunmers are the least likely to be living gods since azura and nerevarine fucked them up because of the tribunal and they don't have the heart anymore

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>>379267306
>>379230521

Mongrel "elf" faggots off my board

>trash tier
Orcs
Nords
Redguard
Khajit
Arghonian
Breton
Wood Elf
Dark Elves
High Elves

>god tier
One race. The Human race. Fight racism.

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>>379230521
>tfw think argonians are cool as shit and main lizardman in soul calibur and everyone thinks you're a scaly

>>379271205
>not wanting that scaled cock
It's ok to come out anon, we don't judge

>>379267306
anyone could use kagrenac's tools

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>>379271425
fuck off lizards are not for sexual

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>>379271702
Lizards are for extreme dicking and getting dicked by

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>>379230521
>god tier
>anything other than argonian

fucking neck yourself

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>>379271771
lizards are for keeping warm and snug, not for fug

>>379247842
What are some good race mods?

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>>379272179
Why not all 3? obligatory

>>379248179
They're both worse than just having no subrace, but at least as a vampire I can roleplay that I am immortal, So I dealt with the inefficiency vampirism gives you.

>>379269549
I don't know, seemed like they were kind of foreshadowing the great war part 2 in skyrim. Hopefully we can hit them where they live in summerset isle. Bethesda brought back the psijic order so they'll probably be the mages guild there.

Any1 have any suggestions for a vanilla playthrough of Oblivion that fixes leveling. All I have is OSU. Is that enough to fix leveling without screwing too much up?

>>379272303
>Accidentally have sex with lizard.
>Accidentally carry clutch.

>>379272651
It's their big talking point. So much discussion is had about the civil war and which outcome is best for dealing with the dominion. Bethesda will want that to continue by leaving the plotline open ended. They can easily extend it by two games. What they would do is have the next ES deal with repelling the dominion from region X, with the game after that being about going after them for good.

In addition, they could always "halt" that plotline by having one of the aforementioned "looming threats" pop up and force everyone to unit against them.

>>379269549
I wanted to join the dominion so bad in Skyrim

>>379272906
>While being a man

>>379272835
Well what I did was simply read an explanation on how it worked and followed a guide to level up efficiently.

>>379264349
lul

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>>379230521
>furfaggot shit tier
Argonian
Khajit
>2/10 would not bang tier
Bosmer
Altmer
>it's alright I guess tier
Breton
Imperial
Nord
>smash my boipussy right now tier
Redguard
Dunmer
Orsimer

>>379260685
WHAT MODS
H
A
T

M
O
D
S

>>379260685
I need some saus for those mods

>>379273123
There's not that many countries left that we haven't been to in tamriel. The next one will most likely be an elf country again so it's either Valenwood, Summerset isle or even better they could just pack them both in one game and call it Dominion.

>>379274151
I up for some desert and jungle shit, but don't want to go to Negrofell, so i hope it's the Kajhit homeland.

>>379265843
>Implying
Dunmer are writer's pets. MK made fucking c0da to try and secure a future for those black ass elves.

If you think Argonians being time people and invading oblivion is mary-sueish, you're forgetting every race has some sort of bullshit attached to them.

>Look at us, oh elven bitches, we the imperials have a giant robot and space ships.
>High Elves literally are jews that are taking over the world.
>Khajiit climb on each other's backs for more drugs.

>>379276865
Dunmer deserve to be writer's pets because they are the only unique culture. Every other race is at least significantly based off of irl cultures. Dunmer could arguably be to a degree, but they aren't obvious allegories like imperials as Romans.

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>>379277321
How the fuck are time-traveling soul people bound to sentient trees based upon any fucking race.

What the closest thing you can come up with is the Aztecs, but the Aztecs weren't lizard people, only the queen and the jews are, and we already have Jews in TES, it's called the high elves.

>>379277321
>>379277497
dunmer are the jews

>>379260685
>Body of a child
>Head of an adult

Why is this acceptable?

>>379277497
Lizard Hist Hippies = Native Americans.

They even do drugs like them too.

The Bosmer fill this too a degree but remember I said to a certain degree. Argonians aren't an absolute allegory like Imperials but you can still see the inspiration. Dunmer have no major relation I can think of.

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>>379230521
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>379268483
How can someone be so uninformed?

>>379277621
Dunmer aren't trying to subvert other cultures. The only similarity is that they are "chosen people" by a daedra and that they get rekt throughout history, but the rest is completely different. Also the Dunmer have traditionally had their own country and continue to do so.

>>379230521
>(((high elves)))
gee, i wonder who could be behind this post

>>379277792
Native Americans my ass, they barely have any similarities.

Argonian culture is rarely gone into, but from what we can infer.

>An-Xileel faction wants to Make Argonia Great Again with a giant plague wall. Or just a wall, any sort of wall.
>Have Black Rose, the most secure prison in the Empire because you have to swim to Black Marsh if you even break out, where you will run into imperial garrisons on the border, or die of disease in the country itself.
>Wear minimal clothing because of their lifestyle of living in the trees, and shamans inside Argonia can create all sorts of magic.
>Go through life-phases where they change sex every twenty years or so, so marrying one is making you gay. Or bi. Or pan.
>Love dicks.
>Travel in giant underground worms as subways, live in a harsh world but they don't seem to mind.
>Nobody knows what's inside the center of the place, probably space ships if their future wars with big titty dragons is anything to go by.
>Can time travel and jump kalpas when the world is bound to be reset, they generally don't care.
>Also were slaves, but they stopped caring a long time ago and when the proposition to fuck over their neighbors for the last bit of marsh land came about, they took it and laughably slaughtered the dunmer, then stopped caring again once they got their marsh.

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Sex Slave Tier: Argonian

>>379278351
>tfw dreams of having an argonian bf are ruined by that stupid life phase thing
Fuck you Todd fucking mountain man can't get anything right

Do you think Nord and Breton women travel to Hammerfell in summer looking for BRC?

>>379279231
Nah Bretons only exist because Nord women couldn't resist the BEC

Besides Nords are more nigger than the red guards

>>379278885
that could just be reincarnation, right?

>>379260498
Cool same page

Hjalti Early-Beard was born on the island of Alcaire, in High Rock.[4] Amid rumors of a warlord destined to rule Tamriel, he rose to prominence in the service of King Cuhlecain and fought to unify Cyrodiil. Few knew of the existence of his secret ally, the Underking, Ysmir Kingmaker

>>379242612
>"we kind of look like the aldmer therefore we're literally the children of Anu"
>meanwhile they aren't even a tenth as powerful as the dwemer, who rejected petty identity politics and fedora-tipped themselves into gods so they could toy with creation as they please(or would have if not for the absence of a single dwarf in god knows where fucking up the calculations)

>>379278351
great taste
>play as an argonian guy
>install the death alternative captured mod
>get a massive erection any time my character gets held captive

>>379281292
Apparently not

>>379230521

Only list you need.

>superior stealth archer tier
Bosmer

>highly deadly stealth archer tier
Argonian

>very cool stealth archer tier
Khajiit

>extremely talented stealth archer tier
Imperial

>perfectly respectable stealth archer tier
Dunmer

>fairly decent stealth archer tier
Redguard

>decent stealth archer tier
Nord
Orc

>worst stealth archer tier
THALMOR SCUM

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>>379260685
Give us the damn MOD LIST

>>379277497
Look at their architecture and clithing and you will see the similiarities

>>379278885
I thought argonians were born genderless and licked tree sap to determine their gender/"life phase"

>>379257512
This. I had to download fucking DD and Zaz just to use half of the mods on LL. Fucking annoying shit.