>Press the jump button >Character goes up into the air

>press select
>it selects

>"press any button"
>press power button
>console turns off

>press cross button
>character crosses his arms

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>>379226471
>hold crouch button
>character bends down to the ground

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>press action button
>character interacts with something

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>press left on the d-pad
>character walks to the right

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>Shift is jump
>X is run
>Spacebar is the action key

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>>379227147
>hold up on the camera button
>camera looks down

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>press the post menu button
>thread gets deleted

>press start button
>game pauses
>press it again
>game resumes
Fucking technology

>>379227226
Name a game what does this

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>>379226724
>console is updating
>says do not turn off the power
>console shuts down my itself

>>379227327
Toejam and Earl: Panic in Planet Funkotron

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>press start
>game pauses

>press analog stick in
>crouches
>imagine putting thumb on top of characters head and pushing him down to a crouching position

Am I autistic?

>Press the Doug button
>It dougs

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>press controller stick the other direction while attacking
>the character keeps attacking the same direction you were looking before

>open start menu
>Select shutdown