Todd Howard, the tiny sinner of greed,
You raise people's hopes for your games with false promises, and follow through on none of them. Your games are unfinished, buggy messes of which ridicule is the highest praise that can be given. Despite all this, you still have the audacity to charge full price and churn out low-effort rereleases. We will pirate your distorted desires without fail.
Signed,
The Phantom Thieves
What would Todd's palace treasure be?
>>379173831
Fallout 4 GOTY edition
>>379173831
platform shoes
>>379173831
a chess club
who's laughing now
>>379173831
A Silver tongue
>>379173831
Stilts
For people who claim to hate his games so much you all seem to have invested over 200 hours into all of them.
What would Todd's palace be like?
>>379174203
A mountain range
>>379174203
generic linear draugr tomb
>>379174203
gamebryo engine
>>379174203
That mountain you couldn't climb in Skyrim.
>>379174203
coc qasmoke but without textures
>>379174203
de_rats
Makes you think
>[Purchase of a dry brand intensifies in background]
>>379173831
An NBA stadium were all the players are manlets except for Howard.
>>379174641
How much you want to bet this was made by someone that never played a previous Persona game, got Yusuke as a party member and never played any further?
>orange
Embarrassing honestly.
>>379174641
>some faggy kid wrote this
>>379174828
>implying the cheeto in chief isn't orange
>>379174641
Mishima would do this
>>379174187
I've never played a single one.
>>379174932
I'm not saying he isn't, but it makes the card look childish.
>>379174932
Holy fuck.
>>379175036
The whole concept of phantom thieves is childish. Persona 5 is aimed at children. The whole theme of the game is that adults suck and kids rule.
>>379174641
what would his palace look like?
>>379174680
It's not a game, I'm not a shill bot, Radiant AI challenging you. I'm not a manlet, I'm in your thread and I'm here to see it through.
Why don't you buy
My sales will multiply
Come to claim my right
It's time.
>>379175036
>concept used in a children's game is childish
No shit
>>379175203
The kremlin
>>379175036
Lefties are pretty deranged.
>>379175561
>girl fetishist
n-nani?
>>379175561
You're confused bud. Right wingers are the ones who want to restrict expressions of sexuality.
>>379175561
What about lesbians?
>>379173671
BUY MY GAME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>379175723
The left is very open about sexuality except if you are...
>>379175723
That's the way it should be. Keep it private or with a group of friends. Don't go flaunting it outside.
>>379175723
Tell that to my college feminist safe space
>>379173831
>>379173974
a chess board
>>379174641
what would his treasure be like?
>>379173671
what shadows would patrol his palace?
>>379175749
They're double girl fetishists
>>379176025
Todd's shadow boss would be Belzebub
>>379175889
Maybe you should just learn to deal with it instead since other people's sexual preferences and relations have nothing to do with you and don't affect you at all.
>>379176190
Yep, I agree with it, I don't know why people get mad at developers puting their sexual preferences in their work.
>>379176190
> since other people's sexual preferences and relations have nothing to do with you and don't affect you at all.
Well that would be fine and all if it were 100% true.
Alright guys, we've secured our route to the Treasure! Let's buy a copy of Skyrim Remastered to make it materialize!
>>379173671
Nigga the only thing "phantom" here is your chances to get laid
>>379176190
>learn to deal with people whooping and hollering and chanting in the streets and demanding to be recognized for the fact that they have a fetish for taking cock up the ass
>or the fact that they lopped their dick off
>or the fact that they want to fuck dogs
>or the fact that they want to fuck children
Wew, lad.
>>379175203
A golden ivory tower. It would basically be his apartment on a grand scale.
Hillary's palace would be her home but as the white house lel.
>>379174641
Not even Ryoji would write something as cringey as this, at least he actually accused someone of comitting a capital sin and not some secularist post-modern sin.
>>379176572
But Todd, we did that last time.
>>379173831
His last good game
Morrowind