>prostitute doesn't make you take a shower or check your

What?

>>379167156

He's confusing street whores for escorts.

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> Can't french-kiss prostitutes
Are they even trying??

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>Your buddy starts dating a stripper
>They get upset when she cheats on him

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING?

>>379167156
he is referring to the irl process of prosties checking for STDs and comparing it to video games not showing this

probably to start an off topic thread and boast about the fact that he went to a prostitute

Oh and OP:
>being so beta you have to pay for sex

>>379167286
>being so beta you have to pay for sex

There is literally nothing wrong with hiring escorts, even the suavest of Chads will encourage their friends to try Amsterdam's Red Light District at least once.

>>379167286
You actually end up spending more on dates, gifts and all that stuff.
The only way to get sex without paying is rape.

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>>379167432
>>There is literally nothing wrong with hiring escorts
>not getting "escorts" for free
>being so beta you have to pay for sex
>>379167459
>being so beta you "end up spending money on dates and gifts"
>not having sex at parties
>being so beta you have to pay for sex

>>379167664
>this was posted by a three hundred pound shitskin

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>>379167664
>Implying Escorts aren't fun for the novelty

>>379167115
Huh, unless they're doing it covertly I've never had my dick inspected, always had to shower first though.

The real hookers of the GTA variety don't do that shit

>>379167664
You don't pay for sex, you pay for the lack of strings attached.

>>379167664
all the best parties are strictly BYOB.

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>>379167732
White and light, try again salty beta
>being so beta you have to pay for sex
>>379167908
>being so beta you have to pay for sex
>>379169013
there are no strings attached at a party
>being so beta you have to pay for sex
>>379169502
>implying I wasn't going to drink anyway

>>379167286
>prosties
No.

>>379170012
fuck off Royal Canadia

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>be a 25 year old turbo nerd perma virgin
>working at townhall engineering department
>new girl starts in a different department
>catch her looking at me arriving one morning
>brain thinks yup she wants the d
Can't ruin it now with only five years left.

>>379167459
>living in the past
Welcome to the future where you can actually fuck without getting married and where splitting the bill is the norm.

>>379170170
I have no clue what that is.

>>379167115

> Prostitute isn't meth ridden and doesn't put her newborn in the microwave

fucking casual

>>379170360
>splitting the bill
stop taking your broke teenage habits into adulthood. i see cucks like you all the time. dinners are pocket change.

>>379167115
ITT: /v/irgins debate the morality of prostitution

>>379170353

Nest time it happens just look at her and crack a smile, but not in a douchey way.

It lets her know that you know and weren't horrified and prevents a situation where she screams sexual harassment because you walked over to her and made a pass at her.

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>>379169881
>highschool/college-aged party girls
no thank you, enjoy your herpes.

>>379171146
I'll fuck that opportunity up, here hold my glass of water.

where do you find prostitutes

>>379172068
Depends on your location. Some people say Backpage is worth looking at but it's all bots or stolen pictures where I am.

>>379167115
Sad you know the processes whores take before serving a client.

>>379171530
2/3 of the population has herpes.
You don't want to be a minority, do you anon?

>>379172068
wikisexguide.com