Haha, anon. When did you get this lock? I just wanna see

There's no need to worry Todd, I've already purchased Skyrim and Fallout 4 with all DLC included for my console!

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>>379164471
The power of "it just works" compels you!

>>379164471
Fuck you Todd, your games are shit. And no, I can't climb that fucking mountain.

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>>379164606
Care to repeat that louder anon? Let me in.

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>>379164471
Hai todd, sure thing I just bought DRM-free New Vegas :)

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>>379164662
Break that chain, I dare you.

>>379164662
FUCK YOU TODD, YOUR GAMES ARE UTTER FUCKING SHIT.

Oh and by the way, I bought every version of New Vegas instead. Obsidian is a much better developer and made a better Fallout game than you could ever even hope to make.

>>379164662
*launches Zelda BoTW on my Switch*

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Oh hey, Todd, come on in. Been meaning to show these recent additions to my library!

Last time i've seen these many todd posters and anti-witcher threads they re-released skyrim.

i wonder what the shilling is about now

>>379164662
bite my dick todd

your game is shit and i won't buy it you incompetent dwarf

>>379164797
E3 is right around the corner.

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>>379164708
>>379164761
THATS FUCKING IT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE,ALL OF YOU.

BUY MY GAME

>>379164793
>>379164816

Todd, I already own every game you have your miserable name on. Just leave me alone. Oh, did I say own? I meant pirated.

>>379164849
oh yeah you're right

>>379164471
Todd this has to stop, do I need to call the police. You need help man.

>>379164471
I'm gonna buy TESO I think. I have an mmo itch but I guess I'll play it 10 hours and drop it.

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>>379164938
OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW ANON

>>379164708
>Gog got a new game
Whoa...

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>>379164864
Just making way for your new game my man.

>>379165026

TODD, STOP

THAT GRENADE WILL DESTROY ALL MY GAMES

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>>379164864
Haha I was just kidding Todd! I did buy your game.

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>>379165108
IM NOT PLAYING AROUND ANON

Don't worry Todd I have Skyrim™ Special Edition® and Fallout 4™ installed on my PC.

Now please stop pulling on the door, I've already replaced the locks 5 times

I bought Skyrim 3 times, all the dlc too. I even bought Fallout 4 and it's dlc.

I love you Todd, pls give me your blessing.

>>379164743
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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>>379165026
I warned you.

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>>379165339
I'm coming in, no sudden moves anon

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harro prease buy my game a rittle ronger

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What did Todd mean by this?

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>>379165428
Im just down the hall Todd

>>379164471
shut up todd i bought fallout 4 and even the season pass yesterday so get the fuck out

Don't worry Todd, I just bought Fallout 4 pre-owned.

>>379164708
>todd getting mad even though you bought his game
>he didn't get his $2 cut

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>>379165582
ID BETTER SEE THAT RECEIPT ANON

>>379164471

Leave Todd! Please! I'm going to call the police if you don't leave me alone!

I'll buy your games if you don't fuck up Starfield, Todd. Give us the Mass Effect we deserved. Redeem yourself.

Toddposting is the only good thing /v/ has ever done

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>>379165898
>he thinks Todd won't fuck up fallout 5: starfield
You must look like this if you can't see the inevitable

>>379164471
What's the matter Todd?
I thought your lockpicking skill was higher than that?

>>379165550
Fuck you Todd I ain't buying your shit games even if she dies

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>>379164471
Oh yes, I found them all quite enjoyable. The season pass was particularly worthwhile.

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>>379165867

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>>379166267
lolwut

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just

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>>379166342
I expected more from you anon

>>379164662

that hand don't look right

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>>379165867
First reply anon not me.

Take a seat Todd, what do you want from the kitchen?

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>>379166672
A copy of your receipt for fallout 4 & skyrim special edition

>>379166672
>buy 45$+ samus figma
>just have it in a static pose

sort yourself out

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>>379166816
Here, I'll have a friend bring some drinks through.

>>379164471
Working on it Todd. I even got a second job just for that.

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>>379164471
Yes, sir !

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>>379167010
>new vegas

>>379166672
Wait, are those VHS I see?
Damn, I feel old now.
What's with the lack of Sega consoles in there anyway?

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>>379166672
>>379166816
>>379166968
Also, sorry about the mess.

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>>379167010
I don't see GOTY for Oblivion Anon, you want to fix that?

>>379166894
>>379167146
I googled living room.

>>379167083
Developed by Obsidian and published by Bethesda. What's wrong with it?

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Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Todd Howard here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, Fallout Quadriple. The Fallout Quadriple I ain’t talking bout that New Vegas. That New Vegas? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, New Vegas? C’mon, that c-that lil’ Lucky 38 baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Blackjack, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the New vegas? People trying to say that the, the Fallout 4 copied the New vegas with multiple factions……I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the New vegas, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to make good games. They should copy how to make good games from the Fallout 4. Heh errybody knows, is that fallout 4 make the best DLC, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ DLC I mean you got New vegas what, what you got, Old world blues where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass brain, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow

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Why skyrim is so memetic and popular, (somewhat similar to portal).
I mean oblivion and morrowind were much less quoted and less people cared about them. Even Fallout 3/4 and New Vegas fanbases are not that large, i won't even mention Fallout 1/2 because it's hard to find a person nowadays who even played it.
Skyrim is a big game somehow, but why?

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>>379167229
>buy MY game
>obSHITian

>>379164471

i-i bought all your games Mr. Howard s-s-see?

*opens Steam library*

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>Bloody hell Tobias why you'd spend 100 diggery dollaroos on Fallout 4?
>Dad, Todd Howard from Bethesda Game Studios in America called me, said I needed to buy his game!

>>379167147
>gwent tokens
for retards that can't figure out best of three?

>>379167335
it had a good marketing campaign that targeted casuals who'd had never played an RPG before.

I remember the day it released there were total chads lining up to get it and posting about it on social media. The kind of people who usually play cod+sports games. For people familiar with Beth's other works it felt half assed and mediocre, but normies ate it up.

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>>379164471

sometimes I enjoy eating poop

I want to see the most obscure todd pic

Is there a person stronger than Todd Howard?

And I'm not talking about Todd Howard asking you politely to buy his game. I'm not talking about Todd Howard in a police uniform asking to see your Skyrim receipts either. Hell I'm not even talking about Todd Howard holding a grenade after hearing you never upgraded to the Special Edition of Skyrim, you never played Fallout 4, and you think Daggerfall is the best Elder Scrolls game. I'm talking about Todd Howard who is 6'2 and has a grenade, a shotgun, several handguns (all weapons in which he is flawlessly trained),
several perfect disguises (each capable of convincing you to buy his game unseen), access to your phone number (which allows
him to make phone calls that can't be rejected), full knowledge of your address, can turn bright red with glowing eyes and shout really loudly, can fill his head with enough rage such that it is massive enough to threaten earth with a global extinction event and has just heard that you won't buy his game, you pirated Skyrim (and never played it), you think Fallout 4 is shit, you've never been to nor watched a Bethesda conference, you're convincing your friends not to buy TES VI, you have fewer than 200 hours in Bethesda games overall, and you just called him a manlet after posting pics where he has appeared to have wet himself.

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>>379167930

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>>379164471
I just bought all of the Witcher games, Todd, and you can't stop me from enjoying them!

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>>379167930

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>>379164606
STFU ABOUT THIS MEME
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS SINCE REDGUARD

>>379165228
haha dude I fuckin love jojo's
high five
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>>379167204
mmhm

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>>379167010
Everything looks to be in ord-

Hold on, you did buy the DLC for Fallout 4, right?

>>379168613
>dlc
Wait a minute, you're not the real Todd. Fallout 4 doesn't have dlc, it has add-ons, only an imposter would fail to use the Bethesda marketing lingo.

>>379167834
This is doctored, someone post the full image.

>>379168613
I bought your stupid game but pirated it because I didn't want to buy your DLC.

Am I okay Todd? I even bought Far Harbor

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>>379168975
Here.

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>>379169598

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>>379167352

>>379169894
>BRINK
kek what

>Call of Cthulhu
good man

todd-san i bought a house and had to resort to pirating your game instead, sorry.

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hey todd..

>>379170105
This is advanced Toddposting. Fucking amazing.

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>>379165550
you've gone too far todd

>>379170105
You seem confused about the LIES thing.

someone post that hand getting struck by that door

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>>379164471
I only bought Skyrim once.

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>>379170105
bravo

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>>379169681
Do your friends and family have copies?

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>>379171132

>>379170105
Today is a good day.

>>379170836
What in the fuck happened in this pic

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>>379170105

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>>379170105
nice

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*ring ring*

Why, hello there young anon.

Are your parents home? No?

Well, I'm the electronics and home entertainment inspector, and I have an appointment scheduled at this address today.

Can I please come in? I have some very important software to... install...

>>379172435
no sorry Todd I don't want your shit game

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Here Todd, now go away.

>>379173214
Where... is... FALLOUT 4!
And, just between us, you do know Fallout Shelter is free btw?

>>379173386
I'm not that interested in Fallout 4 desu

>>379173214
>no FO4, TESO, TES Legends,or FO Shelter

Its like you want Todd to come for you.

>>379164471
I'm gonna buy fallout 3
for tale of two wastelands

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POST RARE TODDS

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>>379170836
W-Why is he bleeding?

>>379170105
Jesus christ, kek.

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>>379170105
Fucking hell

>>379167834
>6´ 2" (1.88 m)
>6´ 2" (1.87 m)
America was a mistake.

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>>379174902
>0.01 meter
>mattering at all
What are you even measuring in your shitskin country that a single centimeter makes a huge difference?

Oh wait, I bet I know.

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>>379175442
>What are you even measuring that a single centimeter makes a huge difference?
Nothing important, just pic related.