>join game
>see mercy main
>it's either a girl or a faggot(me)
why is this always the case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43LSNeG7DfI
>>379127514
I play only Mercy, renamed my Battle net name to Mercy, and am straight as an arrow and male
because a majority of women are bad at videogames and the ones who arent are asian or trans
source:am woman and trash lucio main
>>379128665
>Trans
>Woman
Pick one and only one.
>>379127514
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43LSNeG7DfI
So who was in the wrong here?
>>379128843
>the best esports woman is trans
EVERYTIME
feelsbadman
>>379127514
Symmetra and Sombra too
and they are always black
WTF
>>379129206
>Pubes
Give her to the blacks.
>>379129206
wtf i hate girls now
>>379129206
Why does seeing a white vagina take a big black cock seem so right?
>>379129549
because you're a democrat
>>379129604
seems to be more cucks in the republican party tb.h
>>379129604
>>379129752
>>379129549
Can you take your cuck shit back to your cuckshed?
>>379129828
>liking interracial makes you a cuck
Fuck off retard
>>379129604
>>379129949
Nice (((try))) cuck
>>379129949
>>379129949
>seeing someone elses dick penetrate a vagina "seems so right"
>not a cuck
what does he mean by this?
>>379128910
Both.
>>379129341
>Pubes are almost engulfing her vagina.
This is the standards for blacks?
No wonder they commit the majority of crime while being the smallest race in America.
>>379129206
Take pics of your beautiful pussy drpping cum from a big black cock
>>379130268
>No wonder they commit the majority of crime while being the smallest race in America.
Don't be silly anon, crime, violence, and stupidity are in their DNA.
>>379130436
I guess it's only natural, a simple look at their ancestors (Africans) is enough to have an idea of the average black.
>>379129549
>>379130429
Why are you guys so obsessed with black dicks? Oh right, everyone here is a gay interracial fetishist.
>>379130772
>Being triggered by the fetishes of others
>>379129206
never thought I'd see the day
usually it's tits though
>>379127514
>Mercy main on team
>has deep af voice
>married with a kid on the way
>is a paramedic in real life
Best Mercy I've ever seen/played with. No one died in a Diamond rank payload match. Healed like a starving animal and then disappeared like a ninja before the team/enemy knew what happened. It was incredible.
>>379130930
If you're not black it's bordering on cuckoldry.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO KEKOLDS AROUND HERE, ANON. WE GIVE EM THE MONKEY GRIP.
>>379129549
Cause you know it'll fill her up completely and produce genuine reactions from her.
>>379127514
Yeah I'm gay and I play D.Va and Mercy exclusively.
I want cute attractive girls I hate playing as dudes I'll just look at all the r34 of Hanzo and McCree and S76 :/
>>379135096
Get the fuck off my board
>Black
>Main Junkrat/Sombra
>I missed the pic
>>379127514
I only play Mercy. Why? Because the match making is rigged and I don't give a fuck anymore.
You either win or lose before the game even started. The only AND I MEAN ONLY possibility to escape the elo hell is to play dps. Also you have to use either cheats or be an autist in gaming.
If you aren't a cheater (or no lifer) you will always have a win/lose ratio of 50/50. It doesn't matter who you play.
>>379127514
I have a mercy main in my group of friends. He's always whining about the rest of the team not doing their job and acting all pretentious and entitled, saying things like "always vote for your healer" and shit.
He's a fat (literal)neckbeard IRL.
>>379128665
This one gets it!
>>379129604
How did he not see that one coming
Mercy is easy at low ranks, she's literally like playing a phone game, you can just hold down a button to watch a bar fill up and unless you're at high ranks nobody is going to hunt you down as long as you hide behind tanks.
>>379128998
>men are better women than actual women
How will roasties ever recover?
>>379137530
>At low ranks enemies will ignore you and you won't die, and at high rank enemies will actively try to find you and kill you.
>At low ranks teammates won't actively defend you, and you'll die a lot, at high rank your team will actively try to defend you so that you don't die.
>>379128512
>play as mercy
>renamed battle.net to mercy
>straight
Come on anon. You are on the internet no one knows who you are. You don't have to lie.
>>379127514
>a faggot (me)
So we now have AIDs ridden attention whores on /v/?
This place did die in 2009
>>379138695
>hurr durr why is /v/ so gay
>>379138641
Well, sometimes i think about sucking a mans dick, but that doesnt make me gay.
>>379139007
>sucking a mans dick
>not gay
Come on Anon, now its just getting absurd in here.
>>379139173
there is nothing gay about wanting to suck a big hard cock
>>379128512
why do people do this?
not trying to criticize, just legitimately curious.
>>379139247
I...I...I'm not even sure if you guys are serious anymore.
>>379139173
What are you, some kinda faggot? Aint nothin gay about admiring a fine cock.
>join game
>mercy is literally a tranny trying to sound like an anime character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZYwud8H-YU
I threw the game just to hear him have a meltdown while trying to maintain that voice
>>379140596
i hope you recorded that meltdown
>>379127514
She's the only character that doesn't like like tumblrshit. I enjoyed playing her for the brief amount of time I could stomach Overshit, but having that ult is too much pressure.
>>379140073
I just assume everyone that posts here literally has a cock in their mouth right now.
>>379141027
no but i wish
>>379140596
please more this is golden
>>379129341
Her facial expression reminds me of this for some reason
>>379141027
how can a person post and have a fat cock in their mouth at the same time?
because dudes make their gfs play and they gravitate towards mercy because 1. she's an attractive woman and 2. healer that doesn't have to aim