Why do people bully this guy? Most of the time his videos

kojidrones hate him most

>>379122030
His reviews are decent but most everything he does is shit, which on itself wpuld be a fine selling point when used properly, but he is also a horrible person.

>>379122030
KEKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>379122030
He's a filthy jew whore out to collect jewtube gold and fame!

>>379122030
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it's mostly because of stuff he doesn't even do anymore, which is rage at games because he can't figure shit out, which doesn't happen anymore since he has stream chat to help him out.

>>379122030
>>379122632
>Look up his Prey review
>Facecam in the corner

cause it's funny messing with an autistic cuck

>>379124774
This. He's like a slightly more normal version of Chris-Chan. It's pretty fascinating to watch him.

All jokes aside, his girlfriend is really hot. Wish I was fucking that sexy brown bitch.

>>379124851
This was basically what happened when Leanna went to the hospital.

>>379122030
>masturbating on camera

>>379124930
She's not, and they're not together anymore.

>>379124930
Ex-girlfriend
Since then he hit a new low. He's mad as fuck now, putting his stream chat in subscriber only mode and outright baning anyone who ask a question calling them a retard.

>>379122030
>Most of the time his videos are pretty good.
Even if we completely ignore his toxic behavior and incredibly low IQ, this just isn't true. His videos are all unedited, horrendously long snoozefests completely devoid of any skill or insight. He doesn't even rage like he used to, which was the only reason to watch.

My two favorites of his:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G2yCDKD0ns&t=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU&t=

>>379124930
you probably can if your dick is bigger than phil's clit dick

He is way too manly, that's the reason reddit and youtube fags hate him.
They want every streamer to be a screaming queer cuckold like them.

>>379125035
>>379125048
Damn, I haven't been keeping up on any DSP drama, they broke up? Anyone know the reason?
Anyone know if she is in london?

>>379124607
>rage at games because he can't figure shit out
I miss this so damn much

This guy sucks at games and he's not even funny anymore, how he still makes money is beyond me

>>379125083
I love how he got called out twice in his Friday the 13th streams and had to run from the lobbies like a bitch.

>>379122030
They bully him because he's an asshole. There are plenty of videos that you can find on him on youtube.

And no, his videos are not good. All I hear is bitching and complaining when he plays. He complained throughout FFXV and had difficulty with the Persona 5 configuration menu, which means he is also a moron.

I'm not so obsessed with the motherfucker that I'm celebrating his breakup or joining a 5+ hour fucking livestream where people just talk shit about him the entire time. I say my piece on him every now and then here on /v/ and then move on.

>>379124607
no, he bitches just as much as he hand-holds

i bet that girl he's with is cheating on him behind his back

>>379124930
She has a nice body but god damn, would you really put up with this 24/7 just for that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkoDRlJ2g&t=

>>379122030
He's nowhere near the most cancerous e-celeb and his videos are entertaining to watch. I don't really get the hate either. Mocking maybe but not hate.

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So, why do you think Pandalee and Phil broke up? His Tory isn't adding up with the facts. Not to mention that stream where Pandalee was going to see "him" and told Phil not to wait up.

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I gave his detractors the benefit of the doubt and assumed they were ironic trolls, but these guys are literal children to early teens and think YouTube is the high school they never attended.

>>379125301
Probably the hospital visit.

>>379125267
Called out for what?

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>>379122030

>>379125378
Masturbating in front of children.

>>379125378
Oh they were just talking about how he masturbated on stream and got fired and he got super butthurt, called out was probably the wrong way to put it.

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>>379125301
>stay home all day with somebody who can't stop creating debt
>fuck people with actual paying jobs who might have a chance of success in life
Easy call.

>>379125048
They're engaged now dude.

>>379125439
>>379125470
Never forget he also tried to make an emote to commemorate that on Twitch. Phil would take advantage of his parents dying in a fire if it meant additional revenue.

>>379125301
>"I'm meeting him at 3:30."
>"We're s-still doing dinner, right?"

https://youtu.be/fFlVw3myzpI

>>379125286
If I was getting to fuck her everyday, yah, I could deal with her being in insufferable cunt.

>>379125483
not anymore lmao

>>379125471
is it just a coincidence the number she wrote looks like a phone number

>>379125016
>DSP tries Friday the 13th game
>Someone in the game recognizes him
>Tells everyone he's famous for masturbating in front of children
>Leaves game because he's getting roasted.
I phil bad for him, but I'm also laughing.

>>379125471
>she clearly wanted him to say "you can show me"
>it flies over his head
What a fucking loser.

>>379125597
I assume you're a young guy, bit of advice for you: looks come and go but stupidity lasts forever.

There's so much to explain that its honestly impossible to begin

>>379125483
He got dumped and is very badly trying to act like it isn't bothering him

>>379122030
He made himself into a lolcow to get views like an idiot.

>>379125842
And I would kick her to the curb the second her looks start to go. I'm willing to put up with it for a year if I get to fuck a hot brown girl. I'm 24, I've resigned to the fact that I'll never marry.

>>379125754
When did this happen? Is there a video about it already on youtube?

>>379124607
Are you kidding me? Have you watched him play Injustice 2 online yet? He's salty as fuck and blames everything but himself when he takes a beating.

>tfw only find out about this guy a few weeks ago after someone sent me the video of him jacking it
It's been a hell of a ride since. This man needs his own tv program.

>>379125301
How long until Phil starts talking shit about Leanna and blames his failings on her?

>>379126048
Amen brother.

>>379122030
Does this guy just play video games bad on purpose?

>>379125983
>Used to give shit to his haters by saying he has a career, a "full time girlfriend" and a "real adult house"
>He lost Pandalee, he's in financial trouble and his YouTube career is in danger

What did he mean by this?

>>379122030
Every time something remotely challenging happens to him, he goes off blaming everyone else.
He can blame the game's controls, difficulty, lag, other players, his audience, whatever.

>>379125818
He knew her, and he knew she had a boyfriend. The dude was probably really surprised, and had no idea if it was some sort of ruse, or even her.
If I ever recieved a text like that from a female co-worker, my assumption would be to think her boyfriend is fishing for people shes cheating on him with.

>>379126062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNXruWZrls

>>379125301
HAHA WOW, GLITCHED RELATIONSHIP MECHANICS! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER AAAAHAHAHAH

>>379126151
He used to do it on purpose, but now he is genuinely shit.

>>379126097
It's a defense mechanism for his ego for which at least he has one not unlike you commie internet drones

>>379124198
A man's gotta eat

>>379126276
Jesus fuck this is good.

DSP Tries It! The car market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1DVrjxJ0UE

>"Right now, it's a buyer's market for cars!"
>Didn't change the oil in his old car for free years or get it serviced
>"They didn't contact me to do it!"
>"Instant cashback!"
>Border of finanical collapse and buys a $30,000 new BMW
>Keeping in mind he couldn't afford $400 a month car payments
>"0% financing for 72 months! It's not even really a loan!"

>>379126586
*three

Someone give me a quick rundown on these sons of kojima autists.

>>379126586
cuckstiny is worse than dsp

>>379126749
>people get sick of DSP's antics
>start to make compilations of his shitty playthroughs
>pretty funny shit, so they go deeper
>start to make daily videos about him
>start to analyze everything in his life
>stop making fun of his shitty lets plays, start acting like he is an experiment gone wrong
>they start watching him more than his actual fans
>they watch every video looking for something to mock him with
>they have become his true fans

>>379126749
Most of the time they call him out on his bullshit and do watch-together of "This is how you don't plays"

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>>379126586
The car thing was classic Phil: do the opposite of what you should now because you're too retarded and impatient, only to fuck yourself over in the long run.

>>379122030
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>379126971
I don't get it, why doesn't he just buy a cheap $3000 car, seeing as he barely seems to leave the house.

What was his worst playthrough? My vote goes for Jak 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5Ot50oMcc

never seen him rage as hard as this playthrough

>>379126749
people that spend every waking hour thinking about and obsessing over some balding middle aged manchild.
dsp is a bitch, but at least he's funny unlike those tryhard faggots

>>379127093
Because that would be a mature, responsible decision. Never lease your cars, kids, you are just throwing money away. It's like renting when you could be buying, but poor people fall for it all the time.

>>379126749
>>379126927
I watch their let's endure, but the guys who make those TIHYDP are beyond me. I mean, sitting through 370 videos, over 30 hours sometimes,, to make those compilation. I'd do it, but I can't fucking stand his constant goddamn whinning for more than 15 minutes, let alone 30 hours.

>>379127116
So basically the same people that post about cwc?

>DSP starts his stream late because he was exhausted from doing laundry and dishes
>claims that without Leanna he doesn't know when to sleep or eat so he's getting sick

Is he really that retarded?

>>379127106
I had a hard time watching the Jak and Crash ones.
Obligatory
>I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!

his Use Your Words videos aren't so bad. granted, shitposters had a lot to do with that.

>>379125239
Probably because for some reason in any video or comment section they always bring her up even if she isn't apart of the video in question

and she recently started having panic attacks so it must have all got to her

>>379125284
She dumped him.

>>379127369
even worse. people posting here is just shittalk and banter

the sok people literally built an identity for themselves as being dsp's most loyal cocksuckers. to be clear, i like This is how you don't plays, but the fact they do daily dsp podcasts and shit is next level pathetic

>>379127586
>Daily
Come on now and at least half of their Podcast aren't about Phil, they even had Metokur on a couple of times
Although they get boring after a while

>>379127586

DSP is a bitch and the SOK are a bunch of autistic losers, but I do love watching DSP have meltdowns whenever someone brings up that they have nearly five times as many viewers as he does.

>>379127437
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>379122030
They're man children who make 3 hour podcasts analyzing his life

>>379127106
The worst I'd say is the FIFA one.

>>379127106
I have to say the best one is Demon's souls
>Gets called out for using the dup glitch because there's no way he grinded to lvl 90 in a night

>>379128053
>grinding to level 90 in NG of fucking Demon's Souls because you got bodied by Armor Spider
>still gets bodied by Mindflayers, Maneaters, False King, Old Monk, Old Hero, etc.

Truly it is TIHYDP kino.

>>379128053
I love how he was so traumatized by the scraping spear he went into every pvp fight with no armor.

>>379124607
Hes constantly complaining about shit in tekken 7

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>>379127106

Persona 3 FES

>Play the game on Easy
>Die in random battles
>Uses the auto revive item as a crutch
>Never fuses any of the best Personas
>Ragequits on Nyx over Night Queen

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>>379128158
>>379128191
That was some quality old school Phil

>>379127437
He has to work like 16 hour days at this shit because he's so mentally stunted and technology illiterate. I completely believe he would forget to eat or sleep if left by himself. Since that's happening soon, the man may actually die.

>>379128232
Sounds like his Tekken Tag 2 videos, is he saying shit like this isn't a tekken character?

>>379128264
Holy shit did the official atlus account actually post on one of his vids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeaecqtXG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeaecqtXG0

>>379127743
i just don't care for them at all.
if i want to see dsp say dumb shit i'll watch his vlogs
if i want to see TIHYDP i'll watch those instead

don't have any reason to watch SoK analyze his vlogs with a bunch of unfunny autists talking over the videos with bad mics

>>379128302
>Work
Now you're going to say he's running a business?

>>379128390
this

>>379128373

Yeah, the official AtlusUSA YT account.

>>379128390
Might as well listen to the original autist instead :-)

>>379128419
Come on anon, he has a business degree you know, and it clearly quite good at it.

>>379125301
>3DPD

Really it was a stupid idea to move in together, especially given her age.

>>379128264
He also got stuck on the name select screen.

i really hope his recent saltiness is the beginning of his descent into madness

>>379128419
More like ruining his business

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Phil's haters are even more sad than Phil himself

Go ahead and say t. Phil if you want, but just remember: They have weekly hour-long podcasts where they do nothing but talk about DSP and have turned "This is How You Don't Play" into "Let's Endure" or "Let's Teach Phil How to Play"

>>379128390
There are a couple where they do some digging which can be interesting in a case study kind of way.

>>379127437
>was on the phone for an hour with car people
>says he was physically exhausted afterwards

>>379128672
https://twitter.com/TIHYDP/status/871479671682207748

>>379128849
t. phil

>>379126749
a bunch of people who were some of DSP's old fans who got disillusioned/insulted by DSP and for some of them had DSP's fans sicced on them afterward.

Their Lets Endures can be pretty cool depending on the game, like any of the classic PS2 platformers or boring like Conkers Bad Fur Day.

I like watching them since it feels like I have friends to watch stupid shit with.

>>379128969
>https://twitter.com/TIHYDP/status/871479671682207748
That's amazing.

>>379128849
They got their own ED page for being so autistic lol
A lolcow being stalked by lolcows

>sok donate over 10k to give some africans some water
>phil begs for people on the internet to give him money so he can buy fast food

>>379128672
>>379129065
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/871545035753435136

>>379126890
This

Can't stand that guy

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>>379128232
>>379128330
Yep, so far so salty, I love it, I grew up with tekken so watching him fail is so much more enjoyable than his other salty raves and rants. Much like the TIHYDP GTA series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St7mnEsssIA

>>379129194
Does he still call himself the king of hate after demonstrating how thin skinned he is?

>>379128849
>They have weekly hour-long podcasts where they do nothing but talk about DSP and have turned "This is How You Don't Play" into "Let's Endure" or "Let's Teach Phil How to Play"

i like listening to these while i do shit

whose everyones favorite detractor?

mine is aubergine tevin

>>379129247
Already?

>>379129634
Vault Boy is one diligent autist.

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>>379122030

>Good videos

You haven't seen too many of them then

Or looked up any info on him

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/DarksydePhil

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>>379128390
>i just don't care for them at all.

>but let me make multiple posts saying how autistic they are
>these guys i t-totally don't care about haha
>i-i mean dsp is b-bad r-right?? but aren't these guys worse??

>>379122030
You could post a more recent picture
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870525059374342145/photo/1

>>379126151
HE CAN BE GOOD AT GAMES IF HE WANTS TO

Actual quote from DSP, don't care enough to look up the vid. I remember Pandalee is sitting next to him in his shitty old condo when he says it.

>>379129850
Holy shit he looks terrible.

>>379129780
stare into the abyss, yada yada

>>379126276
What's funny is as soon as Leanna is mentioned he shuts it off immediately

>>379129780
you care a lot more than i do
i just want to shitpost about phil without people shilling sok for once

dont you guys enjoy his live improv reactionary commentary? are you not mature intelligent adults?

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>>379129780
>people talking about DSP
>suddenly one autist obsessed with the SoK starts samefagging about "ugh yeah but have you guys seen those guys who talk about DSP, aren't they like, totally pathetic :/ please stop talking about DSP and focus on these guys" every single thread

>>379126323
That's like saying at least he's coughing because he's got tuberculosis unlike you cold having faggot

I've seen watched his stream today, he was raging about Tekken 7, mainly about connection issues whenever he got anything below green and Alisa. I don't know if he realizes, but the former also applies to his opponent. Whenever there are connection issues the guy he's playing with has to adjust to the latency just as much as he does, but all I've seen was whining. As for the latter, he considers Alisa not to be a legitimate Tekken character. While I do agree that she's kind of out of place, this is still not a legitimate argument. He complained that his opponent was using the same moves over and over again. This is where he lost me. If you know what kind of tactic the person you're fighting against is going to use, wouldn't that make it predictable and easy to deal with? He ended up rage quitting some kind of a tournament ladder because of this and ended his stream right there.

>>379122030
Better question is, what kind of stooge doesn't get that being a retard is his shtick.

>>379130393
The best part about the move spam complaint is that when he plays Paul he just does shoulder charge into a punch the entire match.

>>379130104
Its hard to do that even on the autistic farms

>>379130459
You'd think that at first, I can totally understand making the assumption the fap scandal was a cynical attempt at publicity, but no DSP is unironically retarded.

>>379130563
He also spams laser beams with Darkseid and Ice walls with Captain Cold in Injustice 2

people that are unable to express themselves well with other people tend to express themselves by showing dislike or hate towards other things.

>>379130563
His King matches boil down to repeating the same moves over and over again as well.

>>379130681
You can see in his eyes that he's lost any reason to live.

can anyone post vids of phil just talking about his haters? I like those the best

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>>379122030
>sons of autism shilling again
imagine having a life so shit that going into a online game to call somebody a cuck is a highlight.

I'd like to see pandalee naked but it's awful that's she's now tainted forever from DSP.

>>379131090
jesus christ, and people here defend them
Phil is a saint compared to these fags

>>379128419
>he has subsisted off this business for like 8 years living in relative luxury with a much younger autistic woman he fed and boarded

I get why people hate him, but I do not get why people pretend he's hasn't been making a living working a job. It is unconventional, but it is work.

Hopefully there won't be PandaLee soap and candles plugs anymore

>>379131090
This is sad. Imagine if the highlights of your life was stalking an internet streamer and writing walls of text in rage because he's getting money from it.

>>379131286
There's a reason why people who still for some reason follow Chris Chan highly discourage that sort of behavior, its not funny for one. you might and most likely will look like an idiot, you could be doing other things like if you must spend all your time watching him, at least just laugh at the fails and absurdity of the whole thing.

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>Pandalee crawls back to a broken Phil after her current fling gets tired of her
>They run out of money after DSPs channel flop
>Phil takes a big loan out
>Thinks he can cook
>Opens a fast food restaurant.

>>379126927

IIRC they've also had lengthy discussions or podcasts about Phil that go on for hours. They're basically obsessed.

>>379127881
to be honest, DSP is a special human specimen, studying his life is like scientific work

>no one will ever chronicle your daily life or make podcasts about you

Why live?

>>379131749
Thanks, gonna rewatch his Cooking with the King videos now.

>>379124198
And yet you vehemently defend Pewdiepie, a man who steals his entire persona from 4chan and other social media sites

>>379131749
>>379131814
>>379131456
>>379131090
>>379131286
>>379128995
>>379128849
Every story has to end, I just want to witness it. The same goes for them too.

>>379129850

JUST

>>379131814
He's really not. He's just some guy with an ego. That's it.

>>379131090
>Being mad at a $1000 donation

>>379129850
>"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

>>379132034
I think a lot of his mannerisms add to the fascination

His distinct voice and constant arm flailing for example

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>>379122030

>his fiancee ditches him for Tyrone

Poetry

>>379132183
She doesn't appear to be enjoying that at all

>>379122030
His detractors are just as autistic as he is, perhaps more so.

>>379131814
>>379132034
>>379132181
He's a narcissist

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>>379132276

Yes she is

>>379131970
You and me both anon, though I think the SoK will just live on as a charity stream that pops up less often as the years go by until they fade away.

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>Announce your engagement
>Week and a half later announce you've been broken up for weeks

well, that's the way she goes sometimes

>>379132183
src pls

>>379132276
>he thinks niggers do anything but rape

other races can "make love" but niggers can only rape

the more you know

>>379132419
Yet people still think they're profiting from it

>>379132183
>>379132354
She looks like she was paid to be there

>>379130681
the thousand yard stare

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>tfw DSP could probably beat your ass in games

>>379132354
>that mile long emotionless stare into the camera

>>379132565
>>379132497

t. mad white boys

>>379132565
t.virgin

>>379132536
Is there proof? I haven't done any deep dives on that yet.

>>379132446
Did he ever address the engagement they made?

how the hell did DSP get his "fame" in the first place anyway? In a market full of people streaming and shit, how this did this piece of shit managed to gain any fame at all?


>>379132308
>>379132181
did you listen to his car shit? He is fucking retarded, I wonder how he managed to get past 30 years being this dumb.

>>379133006
>how this did this piece of shit managed to gain any fame at all?
Same way people like DarknesstheCurse still exist.

>>379132863
? They don't monetize any video (talking about the SoK), they stream on hitbox so there's no tips or bits, their teespring stuff goes directly to a charity and they had a charity stuff to get a well done in Africa (10K$) and there are pictures to prove it.

>>379133006
phil was one of the first. he would get a game at midnight, play the whole thing and upload it the next day.

also something about the sheer volume of videos gave him an extreme weighting in the search algorithm.

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DSP is universally hated by normies because he embodies their worst fears - debt, job uncertainty, bachelor life and open hostility from strangers. They are afraid that their little bubbles would burst like that too so they focus all their angst towards him.

Especially since he's so inept at clickbaiting. Notable normie harvesters like Destiny and Slowbeef dedicated a good amount of time to exploit what they (as normies) see to be DSP's weakness: incredulous sincerity and thinly veiled scheming that they, as far more socially adept cannot help to chuckle at and exploit far more shrewdly - which in turn exposes them as simpletons. DSP's draw is in how self-marginalized he is, how obstinate and incompetent at creating a stable job environment he became. This is what normies fear and they fear DSP through it.

>>379132585

What's it like having the reaction time of a braindead mule?

>>379133123
I meant was there proof of them profiting from it. As far as I knew, they never voluntarily monetized their videos unless Nintendo decided to override that, since apparently Nintendo likes to be a cock.

>>379133125
>phil was one of the first
He says this but it's blatantly false. The market was already quite saturated before he made any name for himself. And his fame had always come from controversy

>>379132183
>>379132354
that ain't even her

>>379132183
nigga, you best source that shit.

>>379133006

He started in 2008 when before Let's Plays were a thing. He was one of the only people doing gameplay, and his was raw unedited footage. It was a good way to gauge how good a game actually was, and with his ridiculous upload schedule you didn't need to wait long.

Basically a perfect storm of the right thing at the right time. His refusal to change has obviously come back to bite him in the ass though.

>>379133443
No. His fans assumed they did because they keep getting bombarded with monetization and money stuff from Phil. They do it for fun.
>Durr 3 hours stream every week
>Lol fucking no life
>Oups, gotta go back to watching phil 8 hours stream everyday of the week

>>379133472
saturated with AVGN clones I guess. not the kind of stuff Phil was uploading.

>>379132883
On his kingofhatevlogs channel he has a vid about it

>>379133589
>He started in 2008 when before Let's Plays were a thing.
Wasn't that proven to be false?

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>>379125083
>Ladies and gentleman, this week we'll be giving away... DARK FREAKING SOULS. Now keep in mind, this is not the game, the game I actually traded several months ago

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Adulthood is finally coming to term with reality and accepting this chart. Are you there yet, /v/?

>>379133727

Nah he was legitimately there. I remember watching him at the time because reviewers were starting to go all out with unreliable reviews.

>>379122030
I don't know how is worse, DSP or the idiots that fuck with him.

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anyone have more phil webms?

>>379133851
Crowbcat is also good

>>379133969
*who

>>379133997

Everytime I see it, I am baffled as to his mindset when releasing raw green screen footage. He begging on his hands and knees to be roasted at that point.

>>379122030
hundreds of thousands of dollars depend on Phil showing his face live - and he gets none of it himself since they're all ridicule videos.

>>379134143
That was the whole point

>>379133969
Phil and the people who watch his streams, so that includes a lot of them

I thought you guys were memeing when you said DSP got literally cucked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFlVw3myzpI

>>379134205

I guess if you've built your entire reputation on bad PR then the only thing you can do is to up the ante at every junction

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>>379134143
green screen footage = roasting = attention = views = ad revenue = salami

>>379134191
Nobody gets any of it since they're not monetized. It's a big slap in the face to him

Not video games. Put Reddit trash where it belongs.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/trash/

>>379122030
Hi Phil

>>379134417

That post just does not work when you are barrel shaped and have noodle arms

>>379134467
try >>>/r/eddit nest time

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>>379134467
lead the way bud

>>379134270
Wasn't there a version with boosted audio and subtitles?

>>379134523
That greenscreen footage is probably the best shit he's ever made.

>>379133313

When the fuck did "normie" take the place of "normalfag"?

>>379134270
Do you even know what cuck means?

>>379134523
https://www.reddit.com/r/Darksydephil/
There you go, underage.

>>379125301

She got a job and found new dick.

>>379134579
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.

I should have watched that video all the way through.

>>379134684
>unironically linking reddit
Go back the fuck to reddit and dont come back here ever again you fucking faggot

>>379134684
>more active than dsps forums

>>379133723
Nah cryotic has been doing long form LPS for a long time before pill got big

>>379134729
>marry into massive debt with a figure of public ridicule 8 years your senior
>start your own life with your small business and retail work and bag somebody not riddled with health issues and impotence

I mean it was a pretty easy choice, but still was hoping for pandaphil cubs at one point just because of how annoying they would grow up to be

>>379134048
literally redit

Phil is literally never wrong.
Just watch his fucking Jak 2 playthrough and you'll agree.

>>379122632
>his reviews are decent

"This game sucks! 8/10"

lol

>>379134590
Normie is what redditors say because they're deathly afraid of saying the word "fag" for fear of being arrested by the thought police they willingly surround themselves with

>>379130078
whys that funny and not to be expected?

>>379126586
did you really unironically just link cuckstiny?
Cant wait till summer is over.

>>379127106
Dark Souls redemption run

If you only watch one TIHYDP, it has to be this one.

I actually like Phil. I know he's a moron that bashes on games whenever it's his fault but I can identity myself with doing these things.

>>379133851
remove black man

>>379134317
I chuckled at this.

>>379136847

>no handholding!
>no stream chat!
>no summoning!

Did he at least keep the no summoning thing? I know he lucked out with the black knight halberd and that carried him through 90% of the game, but that's totally acceptable.

>>379128232
>>379129247
He rages nowhere near as bad as he did during the USF4 days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icM4cRXM0DE

>>379122030
>>379122723
How much per thread?

>>379134856
Phil's proven he can dox someone who makes an account on his forums

>>379136967
>he doesn't like LTG

GET
THAT
ASS
BANNED

Posting a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpWspvoWkVQ

>>379125083
>toxic
Fuck off with your Tumblr words

Did he really snort,fart and burp in front of PandaLee?

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>>379128580
Yes, real women do exist and not underage 9 year old cartoon girls you fat perverted trailer trash pedophile

>>379139143
I fart in front of my gf all the time

nothing wrong with it

>>379139143

If you think people don't fart and burp if they're in a relationship it means you haven't been in a serious relationship. Unless you think marriage means you never act like a human being ever.

>>379126276
>fans start showering him with money

This is sickening.

>>379127106
banjo kazooie

>>379139519
cant hear you, got my headphones on

>>379122030
He is mediocre. It's a waste to watch his videos, but I could name you at least 20 more retarded youtuber without even thinking. For youtube standards he is normal.

>Why do people bully this guy?
Those are people who got bullied themselves their whole lives and now want to be in the bully and and in the bullied role. A bunch of cucks and no lives. The funny thing is that they are as autistic and retarded as he. You could say they just see their own mirror of failure and now want to punish him how they would punish their own life.

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DSP KINO MUST WATCH

MGS3 HD where he fights the end
Persona 3 ragequit on final boss after sinking 80-90 hours
Nintendo Switch broke after a single day vlog
Demon Souls scraping spear invader meltdown

>>379133851
>DSP and Black DSP
Sounds about right.

>>379139257
3DPD are only capable of breaking hearts.

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the following are must watch TIHYDP

Jak 1 & 2
every souls game
banjo kazooie
god of war 1
any fighting game
any mgs game
gta 3, vice city, san andreas
motorstorm apocalypse

>>379137982
Jesus Christ, almost 30 years later, and he is still on that? Hes got a serious mental issue.

>>379137982
>still got it a year later but it didnt matter as much because it wasnt special anymore and he had moved on
>his advice is to just go ahead and buy it if your kid wants it now

>>379133727
no? Go look at his archive channel darksydephil his vids date all the way back to 2008.

KAHNNNNNTENT

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>tfw genuinely love pandalee

>>379122030
He's only good when he's raging like a fucking lunatic because he skipped the tutorial and has no idea that you're supposed to press X to jump.

Does anyone have the one where he's drinking the water in front of the malnourished kids in Africa?

>>379143203
post that topless screenshot that phil accidentally showed

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>>379144193
you're welcome

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DAILY REMINDER

>>379144812
It takes a special kind of autism to do 3 and a half hour "podcasts" talking about DSP.

Even shit like TMZ has different topics. SoK is -just- about phil.

>>379144812
-P. Burnell

>>379130217

Same faggots who give phil money post here. It's not surprising, it's also why every thread turns out like you just said. In their mind "haters" or anyone who dislikes phil is obviously part of SoK or is a fan.

>>379144598
>nipping = topless

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>>379144598
>Eating cum covered swirly cupcake

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>>379130217
>>379145446
So are both of you gonna deny there isn't serious autism on the SoK side? Also the regular haters, or just people that criticize him tend to be flushed out or lumped together with the SoK and detractors that are just as autistic as them.

>>379129702
Such an autist that he uses that fucking salt shaker emote every fucking time Phil is complaining about something

>>379144901
This. I remember one podcast they were actually ganging up on DasBoSchitt for like 2 hours because he was actually defending Phil about something and saying he wanted to help Phil improve.

They complain about Phil having a big ego but they're the ones jerking each other off on social media and protecting each other from drama that they start even with other detractors.

>>379145635
>hey guys let's talk about how shit football is
>Ok
>WOW guise speaking of football have YOU seen those AUTISTS who can't stop talking about football? They're so much worse than actual football
>Ikr they're like totally WOW, those are some pathetic human beans, I hope YOU guise aren't one of those AUTISTS
>Fuck off we're discussing the actual sport and not their fans
>UGH FOOTBALLTARD MUCH LOL KEEP JERKING OFF IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT TO MEN KICKING BALLS FUCKING SAD!

>>379130630
Only time people discuss SoK when it coems to Phil is when they have new podcast or when Phil or some of his expectional inviduals brings them up. Or that one autist who just basically goes "Phil is bad but MUH SOK"

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bullying him is the only thing noteworthy about him

look at the man's channel, its a mess, fucking dozens of videos posted per day and they all have less than 5k views. this thread dedicated to insulting him is probably just as popular as his channel now a days. I mean is there a second channel I don't know about or something? Because how can anyone with this kinda viewership still be deemed relevant?

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>>379146296
Holy shit, that's an even bigger strawman than the shit Destiny pulls.

>>379144598
thats not the one, he was digging through some folder and you could see the thumbnail of a topless pic

You have to be pretty sad to post e-celebs on /v/ and discuss them.

>>379146296
Difference between your example and the SoK is, your example is just autistic screeching. Whereas when the SoK gets brought up there's legitimate criticism against them which for some reason people like you tend to ignore. SoK shills? Who knows.

>>379146296
>people bring up CWC
>hey but those faggots on cwcki forums sure are weird, spending all their free time circlejerking over mere thoughts of him suffering huh?
>Hey Hey Hey, we're talking about CWC not the gangstalking circlejerk that eclipses his patheticness

if the sok didnt exist i wouldnt have hours of entertainment laughing at dsp so idgaf

I couldn't care less about the SoK, yeah they're autistic but there's nothing interesting about them. I'm here to talk about DSP's fuckups
Bringing up the SoK in DSP threads doesn't add any interesting topics, it just comes off as deflection

>>379124851

I must be dense. I know loss but what is the context to his inclusion for the edit? Or is it just implying he caused the miscarriage?

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>>379122030
>ever defending this loud mouth manchild

>>379126281
Underrrrrated

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>>379146442
Still he gets daily average of 68k views.

>>379148294
The fact that Leanna ditched him means he'll be doing better as well.

Wonder if he'll be lonely inside that big house by himself.

>>379148294
Yeah, and if he did one 8 minute video instead of two 4 minute ones, he would only have 34k.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCCioQR0X8

>>379148528
Leannna brought in extra money. Leanna did the cooking. Leanna did the cleaning. His house will go dirty and he'll go back to eating burger king everyday. Gout is back on the menu.

>>379124607
his tekken tag tournament 2 footage is golden rage

>>379148294
views don't mean shit anymore, you want edited 10+ videos, longer the better. He doesnt get paid from views on youtube anymore.

>>379148753
>Leanna had to learn to cook and clean within the past 20 months

yeah I have a hunch he'll be just fine, if he needs to he could hire a maid for a fraction of what she ate

>>379148715
INSANE THOUGHT STRINGS
N
S
A
N
E

>>379129850
tim schafer?

The average DSP detractor video:
>make a thumbnail of Phil's face but distorted
>make gout and snorting jokes throughout the video
>highlight every time he says "okay"
>make jokes about leanna being his daughter for the 100th time
>say his channel will die like you did 3 years ago
>take a clip of him saying something so insignificant a normal viewer wouldn't give a shit about and blow it out of proportion

>>379131965
Who the fuck is "you"

>>379133828
The best he can come up with for gifts for his fans is his literal used garbage.
You can't make this shit up.

>>379148715
>so autistic you message someone who talked to dsp to see if he's bullshitting again
You kids are mentally ill.

he is /v/ the person and you guys know it!

>>379149286
>I haven't watched any of the "DSP tries it" videos please rape my face

>>379128330
WHEN DID KING GET A GUN

>>379148849
>hire a maid
Phil can't afford to continue living in that house, let alone pay someone to clean it. Even if he could, I doubt he would spend the money to do it.

>>379136878
Then fucking kill yourself.

>>379149572
It's funny because that's exactly how the "DSP Tries it" videos play out.

wow he is single now, just like me
but i'm a vigrin unlike him, and i'm 30

>>379149614
Doesn't he still have his condo in CT? He should rent that shit to someone.

>>379149678
most have no commentary and just show DSP bein a retard
what are you smonking?

>>379145705
That and the saltmine documentary. That shit is old already.

>>379148753
imagine if leanna married some SoK guy, and joined them, that would be hilarious

>>379149790
Never said they have commentary. They have text on them.

>>379149934
>an SoK member doing something meaningful like marriage

w e w

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>Phil is shit
>But his haters are even worse
>No, the anti-haters are worse than that

Come the fuck on. You're all fucking faggots.

https://youtu.be/O_2s0WPzVSY
Does this faggot not know that he can sidestep?

>>379130563
as a paul player its so infuriating.

>>379147693

how old are you, anon?

>>379122030
He always begs for money on patreon bitching about how he cannot afford living and then tries to live extravagantly, after this he is confused why he can't afford living, Rinse and repeat for the past couple of years

>>379150274
at least he does live somewhat extravagantly

>>379122030
I don't know much about the guy and I don't visit these threads often, but from the footage I've watched, his commentary is some of the worst. I can take the occasional immature joke and game complaint every now and then if it's appropriate, but he takes it to the point where it almost feels like I'm watching someone who isn't grown up playing those games.

>>379122030
>Why do people bully this guy?
It was fun watching him complain about MGS because how retarded he is but holy fuck do some autismos latch onto him like their own lives depended on finding something to make fun of dsp about.

>>379150371
>someone who isn't grown up playing those games.
Welcome to DSP

Fuck this piece of shit. Doesn't bother me at all to see him dig his own grave and leave behind a forgettable legacy as a revolting man child hated or ignored by most people.

Here's how I see it. I don't hate Phil. He's done nothing personal to me that warrants any hate to him. I watch him either for just checking out the initial part of a game he's playing (because he uploads them so quick compared to other LPers) or just laugh at him being pissed off at a game.

I just don't care about his IRL shit. His detractors act like autistic SJW's, I can understand why people criticize them and aren't even fans of Phil himself.

I love DSP, he's like a real life Truman Show. Just endlessly entertaining in his own incompetence.

Then you have these KWO memers who basically tap on the glass of his zoo enclosure and fuck the whole thing up. You have to approach cases like DSP as a naturalist. Observe and record, do not interfere. He will fuck himself over.

Then again these are petty people who seem to genuinely hate him and want to ruin him for some reason. I have no idea why they'd want to do this when he's just a dumbass that's ripe for amusement.

>>379125248
just watch game grumps for that :^)

>>379129247
>still playing King/Paul and STILL sucking after all this time
jesus pick new mains, these obviously aren't working. He knows like 2 combos with each character after all these years.

>>379151448
That's only because they don't play like they did in Tekken 3 anon.

>>379136847
I only watch his TIHYDP, and i gotta say that redemption run beats the original playthrough. Some segments from dark souls 3 are quite entertaining aswell, like when he is in the champion gundyr fight and he throws a tantrum on "not pressing buttons" and "infinite cAmbos". I don't watch the podcasts, let's endure, and all that shit the obsessed sons of kojima guys do, but Damn, TIHYDP is pure entertainment.

Only Reddit hates /OutGuy/Phil

>>379151448
If he's sucking with King then he must be going against real fucking shitters, because I think he's actually decent with King.

>>379151991
/gOutGuy/Phil

>>379146296
But football is a topic in which many interests can be talked about because many different qualities are part of it. Events. teams, players, specific plays, etc. For it is an activity and not one person whose individual desitions influences any conversation you have. I don't like football, but by having this attitude towards DSP Sok have shown an obsession to a concerning degree.

>>379131749
Shut up porch monkey

>>379125035
>>379125048
*ex fiance

>>379126048
>only 24

lol

if you arent a wizard shut the fuck up and stop whining

>>379126118
When he knows 100% he won't be getting back together with her.

>>379152826
its already seeping out in the WiP

>she took her printer that I need to print out ask the king questions

>>379153096
if you suck Phils dick X amount of times I think you earn a bit of looting on your way out the door

>>379152197
Sure, I don't disagree with you but if that guy wants to talk about SoK every time DSP is brought up he might as well make his own thread since they are so much worse than him and deserve the spotlight according to him instead of shoving his obsession to them when not a single person cares

>>379131090
>so mad he uses his full name in a sub all about him

like what other phil is it gonna fuckin be

this post is so shit it looks like pasta

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>>379133851
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IRy6lhe2ppI
HOW CAN 2 MEN IN THIS WORLD BE SO BASED!!?!
LITERALLY GAMING'S SAVIORS

>>379153604
how are you so dense that you don't see a group of people who produce weekly videos of the subject matter as relevant to that subject matter?
Phil acknowledges them and they actively piss him off, his previous viewers go on to become SOK viewers. They are relevant to the subject matter. What the fuck is wrong with you that you can't see this?

The real question is if his girlfriend dumped him or if it was the other way around
The break up happened right after she had to go to the hospital for a panic attack
Did DSP dump his girlfriend of like 10 years for having anxiety?

>>379124930
>his girlfriend
Anon, I...

>>379125818
>shitattle

there's your answer. all the blue collar guys left 15-20 years ago.

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Because bullying him is an epic meme among 12 year olds.

>>379139981
he does seem to finish an odd amount of games

>>379153915
10 years? dog, leanna is like, 23. 10 years ago she would have been 13.

they were together maybe 3 years.

>>379154050
They had been online dating since before he was even a youtuber.

>>379154134
i believe they started talking when she was undrerage but i dont know if that was before he was a youtuber

>Propose to a girl
>Share her personal medical shit on stream, but talk more about how you couldn't find a car instead
>Get dumped any way

Nothing I could do dude

>>379125083

It's kino, you don't just get it