>ragequit Dark Souls after an hour due to dying to the Asylum

>>379117962
He sounds worse than dsp.

>>379117962
who actually runs polygon? is it justin mcilroy, or does someone else make the employment decisions for the place? because guys like gies work there and are major dickweeds at basically every juncture and you think someone would just fire the idiots. griffin, justin, and nick are pretty strong personalities you could think of building a site on, a lot of the other guys posting blatant clickbait or trolling on twitter are doing more harm than good.

Reminder that you are a fucking idiot that doesn't know ANYTHING if you think sim city could work offline

>>379118526

what harm are they doing? why does a site need to publish a bunch of articles confirming people's existing biases and never presenting a contradictory point of view?

>>379117962
i'm what most of /v/ would call a sjw cuck as i actually like polygon and the nice boys there but arthur gies is such a smug faggot for not having ever had one good opinion ever.

>>379117962
>>was so bad at D44m that Bethesda put out a free demo of the first level to dispel the notion that the game resembled his gameplay

hol up

he was the guy playing the game?

source? no trolling, legitimately curious

>>379117962
there's no fucking way that anyone has died to the asylum demon.

>>379117962
is he really the player behind that polygon vid

i was convinced it was a girl

I actually feel bad for my sexism for once

>>379117962
wait is this the retard who literally couldn't use two control sticks at the same time?

>>379118760
a contradictory opinion is fine. uninformed hot takes and shameless clickbait is not a contradictory opinon, its monetized internet trolling. gies is even more damaging to polygon's credibility because his staggering lack of skill in videogames makes his opinion suspect basically every time he volunteers it.

>>379118760
if he keeps putting out videos of him completely butchering the gameplay of simple games then I say keep him for the hilarity factor

>>379117962
>spends his type memetexting about e-celebs
is /v/ finished?

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>>379117962
Is this one of those famed ᵍᵃᵐᶦᶰᵍ ʲᵒᵘʳᶰᵃᶫᶦˢᵐ threads?
I tought they were extint because of the 2014 tragedy

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>>379119110
Lol

>>379117962
I liked how he played the "Oh guys, I totally was down with Ninja Gaiden Black back in the day ;)" shit on Twitter when people started calling him out on how shit he was at Nioh.

Also this is the guy who docked points off his Bayo 2 review 'cause of all that male gaze stuff, but then was discovered to have a SuicideGirls account using his real name.

>>379117962
At least he's not Ben Kuchera.

>>379119760
>getting your shit pushed in is homophobic

wew lads

>>379117962
>ragequit Dark Souls after an hour due to dying to the Asylum Demon multiple times and never touched it again
Is there a video of this? I would really like to watch this.

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>>379117962

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>>379121886
No anon, saying that getting your shit pushed in is something you dont like is homophobic

>>379119760
>shopped article
protip, there are nearly a hundred of these with the same amount of facebook likes to the "t".

Don't be fucking retarded /v/

>>379120785
there was a guy played on super easy for some game and missed majority of game and bitched about developer on twitter game is too short, but developer said game was short on super easy and reviewer was straight lying. is it same guy?

>>379119110
I thought it was like demons souls and just suicided when I first ran in only to see the door as I died.

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>>379117962

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He's right. Look at Lost Planet 2, that was way worse than the first game, it was too japanese, too much like Monster Hunter!

>>379117962
>using "japanese" as a derogatory term
wow its almost as if this guy has no business playing this game in the first place

>>379122209
Nah, he was on IGN's end. /r/ing the screenshot if anyone has it.

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>>379122159
Bruh google the article name

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>it's another one of those "articles by dumb fucking idiots that make me irrationally mad" threads
>I can't stop reading it

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>>379119232
>uninformed hot takes and shameless clickbait is not a contradictory opinon, its monetized internet trolling
So fucking what??? Its a free country and nothing, NOTHING of what they are doing is illegal, and fuck you for wanting less gaming sites out there.
There's a demographic for everything and they have the hip quadrodyke pink colored xman and xer boyfriend public.

>>379122902
haha

Gies, what a fucking surprise.

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>>379117962
>took 2 hours to clear the first level of Vanquish

>>379122865
/v/ gets high off anger m8. You've just been here too long

>>379118969
https://twitter.com/aegies/status/731621595337228288

>>379117962
Shit like this is why I hate that GG soured any future debates bout gaming journalism

The worst part about gaming journalism is the reviewers from all major sites just genuinely suck ass at video games and all writing about games from those sites will suffer because of it

>>379117962
>Asylum demon
But isn't that just the very first boss that teaches you "Hello I am going to do an extremely telegraphed attack. Imma hit right there. you should probs not stand there. Alright here I go, nigga u better know how to avoid telegraphed attacks because it's C O M I N <slow attack noises>"?

>>379118526
I thought it was this guy. I know polygon put up videos of them starting the website and a guy who looks like this guy seemed to be giving orders. I havent watched the videos in a while so I might be wrong.

>>379123445
If you aren't an idiot it starts at like 50% health too

>>379123445
To be fair, he drops in on you the first time, you might just fuck up and get rekt.

Dying more than once to him is completely inexcusable, though.

can someone please delete lolygon already?

>spamming half a decade old articles written by idiot clickbait bloggers
You alt-right faggots actually enjoy feeling angry, right? These are the same screen caps you were posting in 2014.

This could have been a nice thread for making fun of a shitty Polygon reviewer, but you autists just couldn't help but indulge your persecution complex.
We can't even make fun of people anymore without /pol/ seeing it as an opportunity to push their agenda. Fucking hysterical faggots.
I wish /v/ would go back to rejecting real world issues and politics and other normalfag bullshit.

>>379123884
Irony. If you respond to this and bump the thread you hate so much, you'll just be proving my point btw ;)

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>>379122705
>>379122209

>>379124054
I saged.

>>379117962
>very japanese
So it's okay to shit on a culture if you're an SJW?

What are the list of losers that /v/ would recommend watching play games to laugh at? DSP, who else?

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>>379122159
>shopped article
>Actual newfag that doesnt remember gaming journalism threads before they were filled with shops

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>>379124086
You know that even if you sage a thread you reset the bump limit imposed on OP and he can bring the thread back to page 1 with one post?

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>>379124289
Believe it or not, but japanese people are considered white by SJW because of their awful history of treating their neighbours like shit and muh muh soggy knee and rampant rape culture spread widely by its porn, anime and ecchi games

Its funny, because in Apartheid South Africa japanese people were also considered honorary whites

>>379124561
>leftard newfag
>knowing anything

>>379124857
What the fuck, is that really what it looks like without adblock?

>>379124083
What a fucking piece of shit.

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>>379124857
>Cracked
Boy I miss their old stuff

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Shit guys, I'll admit the first level of vanquish took me at least an hour plus?
>Zoom around everywhere
>no real way to tell what's going on
>is that an enemy or just like a box
>can't hit enemies from far away because 3rd person over the sholder
>can't hit enemy from close up because as soon as you get close his 3 friends kill you
>Nothing about how you should play is explained, just the controls
>combo always resets cause it takes at least 30 seconds to locate and kill a single low level enemy

I'm not even baiting desu. It's probably a good game but I need to spend at least 5 hours with it before i can even understand what is going on. The game is hard to read and difficult to control. Two hours is on the high end but not unreasonable for someone who's never played the game before

>>379125034
Bucholz is still as good, and there's 1 or 2 writers who still write good stuff regularly. Rest is cancer though.

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>took 2 hours to clear the first level of Vanquish
How is that even possible?

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>>379122453
>john scalzi

>>379122091
no wonder vidya print is dead

>>379122091
What is a Sook?

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>>379117962
>ragequit to asylum demon

>>379117962
>very japanese.
How racist.

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Also: Sided with Sega during the Genesis/SNES war, admits to hating Sony because he always "backs the graphical tech."

Broke embargo for Strider.

Shit on Sean Elliot on Twitter, wanted Adblock banned. Favorite games: Dead Space 3, Halo, Gears. Went after CD Project Red for "lack of minorities in Poland." No review on Polygon gets published without Arthur getting to add his 2 cents and adjust the review score. He made a reviewer remove comparisons to Uncharted during the Tomb Raider review (because he fucking loathes Sony)

I could go on...

>>379119110
I stood on the balcony like an idiot contemplating my next move.
Then the Asylum Demon jumped up and nailed me to the floor below with the hammer, destroying the balcony in the process.

>>379125810
>Shit on Sean Elliot on Twitter
Did Sean grief him or something?

>>379122453
To be fair that's true

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>>379125810
>i could go on
You need to anon in the name of federal law and the fact that I'm cross faded right now

>>379126254
>t. niggerfaggot

>>379124083
Thanks senpai.

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>>379125034
>>379125171
>mfw seanbaby came back to cracked after a couple of years
>he returned as a hardcore SJW

Worst case of monkey's paw I've ever seen

>>379125034

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

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>>379126214
The two have bad blood because Sean is funny and played games with Gies "friend" Anthony Gallegos.

Arthur did not like people enjoyed fun, hillarious people like Sean. Hence this tantrum

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Also: Thinks Splinter Cell is the best stealth game ever, refused to play MGSV because it was "gross."

>>379126404
That was just altered by the editors, he's just as good as always elsewhere.
He wrote another article later that was full of stealth roasts towards cracked, I don't know how it slipped past them.

>>379121941
They don't have any beliefs, they're only in the trolling business. They've basically taken the bait threads from /v/, refined them, and monified them for a more mainstream audience because they see what gets outrage clicks

>>379125056

Did you have fun with it at least?

These people don't.

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Dumping the worst of Gies: Remember to spread these to Polygon E3 links! The more aware he needs to be fired the better.

>>379126694
>Also: Thinks Splinter Cell is the best stealth game ever, refused to play MGSV because it was "gross."

Even a cucked faggot is right twice a day.

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>>379125810
>wanted Adblock banned
Adblocking its one of the best things to happen on the internet since 2000, it opened the door for creator content and doomed shill media

>>379126694
Are we talking old Splinter Cell or new Splinter Cell?

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>>379126341
>tfw literally a straight white male without autism and enough self awareness to realise that I've had it easier as the least marginalised group in western society

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>>379126878
He thought the new one (easiest Ive heard?) Was the best

>>379118526

I think it's Justin's website.

>>379126924
But living in a first world country is easy mode. So any minorities living in a first world country are actually playing on the easiest difficulty setting.

>>379117962
Wow, no mention of his infamous Doom gameplay video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcyXBsr8jKI

Also Polygon talks about their childhood PTSD while reviewing a gun VR game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo

>>379122159
>being this new
We never should have stopped bullying redditors

>>379127108
Second easiest, behind white males, but yeah.

>>379126814
>the new xbox one dash looks ... good?
I see he is still being paid by M$

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>>379126814
Quotes are from his Bayonetta 2 review, pics are from the idiot's PUBLIC suicide girls account

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>>379126924
good boy

>>379126924
>enough self awareness
So how many years through your bachelor of arts are you?

>>379127307
*Rich people
There are poor whites living in America therefore white is not a good indicator of difficulty. If you were born into a rich family you're on the easiest difficulty setting.

I wish every single journo faggot who has to bring up Trump in reviews of games that have nothing to do with American politics dies in a terrorist attack

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>every twitter message filled to the brim with $20 words to show off their vocabulary constantly

i hate all of them, although obviously i hate gies the most

>>379127108
This >>379127307 isn't even me, so inb4 samefagging.

You can't seriously believe that minorities or those that don't adhere to the hegemonic view of masculinity or even people that don't resemble the traditional protagonist put forward in pop culture have it just as easy as the majority/ those that do, do you?

>>379127307
wrong

if you are a non-white brought up in a similar socioeconomic situation as a white you have an edge over them in getting hired today

even more if you are a woman

>>379127113
Came here for this video, didn't exactly find it, but this works too. God, they're so fucking bad at videogames, one has to wonder how they even manage to get people to take their opinion seriously at all.

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>>379127345
Oh wow, didn't have that one!

>It's a Twitter screencap thread

Check this 6

>>379117962
>was so bad at D44m that Bethesda put out a free demo of the first level to dispel the notion that the game resembled his gameplay

was this really the reason they put out a demo? this is the first i've heard of this

>>379127113
>Wow, no mention of his infamous Doom gameplay video?

Anon your blatant stupidity is a blessing to our board and I hope we never lose it

>>379127653
What difficulties do minorities face in America that no other group of people face?

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>>379126803
It was ok, I thought it was frustrating since I don't play a lot of shooters. The voice-acting and stuff was funny. Adam Saltsman, who i respect, liked it a lot. He wrote a pastebin on it that convinced me to buy it for 360: https://pastebin.com/m0xLSKzg I'll probably pick it up on a steam sale someday, I think it's worth buying twice.

It sucks that videogame reviewers have to play so many games though, especially since nearly every aspect of video game culture has something shitty about it. I know I would get burnt out after a while.

>>379127653
Yes, I do. There are whole slews of scholarships available to these people that straight white men can't get. Affirmative action also provides minorities a leg up over everyone else.

>>379127703
I will say that SF0's controls were garbage, but not finishing the game on those grounds and bitching about it and saying that is the reason for no review is bullshit all around and unprofessional.

>>379127667
>if you are a non-white brought up in a similar socioeconomic situation as a white you have an edge over them in getting hired today
literally the opposite of reality
There was a study that even within the same hiring criteria, black people are less likely to be hired than white ex-cons because so many people won't even call back someone with an "ethnic sounding" name on the resume

I remember finding Polygon back around when it first started, they had a really indepth article about some gaming issue or something, it was imoressive, and there was zero identity politics, and social justice in gaming shit, but that didn't last long, what a shithole it became, RPS too.

>>379127703
>so shit he couldn't even play star fox zero

>>379127891
in what year? By whom?

>>379127891
But that's not what fox news told me!

>>379127360
But I'm not a racist, I'm just not a dense retard
>>379127563
graduated 3 years of media and have used my white "I'm like you!" status to get myself into the industry

>>379123205
How the fuck can someone who had at least seven years experience playing video games play on par with a toddler figuring out a controller for their first time?

>>379128023
>>379127891
samefag is similar

>>379117962
How has he, or anyone working at Polygon, reacted to what a laughable track record he has? I know journalists don't give a shit about their coworkers actually being able to play video games, but with how much of a retard he shows himself to be, has nobody at Polygon even tried some kind of damage control?

I feel he, or someone at Polygon has had to have tried to defend him at some point with how much of a laughingstock he is. Was everything in OP really swept under the rug and ignored?

>>379123205
>you have been blocked

i never said anything to him before and i never posted anything about gg stuff either

>>379122902
>NOT wanting less gaming sites
Games journalism is nothing but damaging to gaming, especially tabloid garbage like Polygon.

>>379128057
guess >>379127563 hit the nail on the head

>>379124651
>ourselves

>>379128101
Try again faggot.

>>379127825
getting shot in the face by a cop for being in "white" neighbourhoods, people still promoting extreme right and racist views, stop and search still targeting blacks, etc.

How self involved are you?

>>379127345
Probably gonna need a name though

>>379127113
Ah fuck, I didn't even realize the guy in the guns VR video was Arthur Gies. Holy hell I didn't think his voice would sound that perpetually whiny. How does anyone stand working with him?

>"Hey everyone, we're taking look at the new Civilization game here, from Firaxis. Let me start off.....by saying.....that colonialism is a touchy subject. *sighhh* when I was a kid I had to put on this thanksgiving play...."

>>379117962
Wasn't the doom gameplay played with a gamepad controller? I would've done the same.

>>379128237
People get killed in South Africa just for being white as well. This is not a difficulty exclusive to minorities in America. Next

>>379128140
Must have been using a blockbot for gg. They block everyone who upvotes any blacklisted by their list.

>>379128123
>Was everything in OP really swept under the rug and ignored?
polygon is like, the centerpiece of the san fransisco games blogger cult, and he's a founding member

it takes much, much, much more tha being shit at games and an ass on social media to depose one of the Anointed Ones

>>379128237

Whites are genocided in Africa, you fucking cuck.

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>>379126848
Please tell me that title is ironic.

>>379128237
>getting shot in the face by a cop for being in "white" neighbourhoods
White people are far more likely, in any given encounter, to be shot at by police.

>>379127345
People who slut-shame and can't handle attractive female characters in vidya are the fucking worst, sorry she's not wearing a nun outfit you sexless fuck.

>>379128237
blacks totally never abduct whites, torture them live on Instagram/facebook, and then get off scot free.

>>379128415
lel

>>379122902
No one's calling it illegal, calm your tits.

>>379128187
And I'm saying I've seen first hand the advantages I've had in being a straight white male. I'm not saying I'm sorry for being who I am, nobody should have to do that. But have some fucking humility or some shit, stop thinking you're the victim because you think in a weird dichotomy of the victim always being good. You're basically a bizarro sjw but none of the history to support your "arguments". And I say that as someone who doesn't think the history of how a group has been treated should factor into how the group is BEING treated, but christ at least it's there in the first place

>>379127780
I did a ctrl+f search for "Doom", got nothing, didn't catch the D44m in the OP.

MY B

>>379128687
>And I'm saying I've seen first hand the advantages I've had in being a straight white male.

Make up for it by committing suicide.

>>379127345
This image is a stupid attempt at a "gotcha!" It relies on the assumption that porn and video games should be held to the same standards with regards to sexualization. Ridiculous.

>>379128467
>Implying I implied

>>379128309
No, he played with what seemed to be keyboard ONLY.

>>379128687
I don't think I'm a victim, you fucking sperg. I just think you're full of shit.
The only privilege that still exists in the western world is class. That's it. Everything else is so minuscule and irrelevant that it can be safely ignored

>>379127891
>There was a study that even within the same hiring criteria, black people are less likely to be hired
asian here. thank god

>>379121941
>people aren't allowed to change their minds
Gosh this board is effin stupid...

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He also mentioned on Twitter he uses chemicals to remove his address from all mail because he's paranoid. He lives In Oakland, his internet costs $1000+ a month, and he dreads the last day of E3 this year because normies will recognize him.

>>379127108
No they're playing on Hurt Me Plenty while you white pigs are on I'm Too Young to Die.

>>379117962
Yeah he accurately represents most of the American playerbase that most devs have as a target audience. Also most of /v/ plays on easy mode and still suck, so I guess he really is our guy.

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>>379122091
>Enabling the faggotry that was mass effect 3

ASSUMING DIRECT LYNCH MOB.

>>379128848
>The only privilege that still exists in the western world is class
Gee I fucking wonder what group is most likely to benefit in this system, and which group will end up in the lower end via historical marginalisation

>>379117962
why isn't this considered racist? if it were any other peoples, it would have been racist by the same people who unironically follow him

>>379129185
>Gee I fucking wonder what group is most likely to benefit in this system
Rich people. You god damn retard.
Just because there's more rich white people than there are rich black people doesn't mean shit.

>>379128687
The "privilege" talk is pointless though, since even the least privileged people in America hoard more privilege than middle-class people in most other countries. And you could make an infinitely-expanding list of privileges that apply to anyone

Were you born with any neurological disorder? Privilege
Do you have one functioning hand? Privilege
Do you have functioning arms? Privilege
Do you have any life-threatening allergies? Privilege
Was your house destroyed by a tornado in childhood? Privilege
Did your father abandon your family? Privilege
How about your mother? Privilege
Do you live outside of China? Privilege
Did you ever suffer from childhood malnutrition? Privilege
and on and on

Show some fucking humility for these things which are much bigger issues affecting the global population (compared to race). Or just recognize that it's pointless to self-flagellate over things you couldn't control, because everyone is sitting atop a stack of 10,000 privileges

>>379129298
>Just because there's more rich white people than there are rich black people doesn't mean shit.
Haven't you ever wondered why that might be?

>>379129501
I guess whites just work harder considering Asians in America are more likely to be rich than whites and they work the hardest of all.

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>>379126702
I dont think so, have you seen his twitter timeline?
Its filled with shit like:
>"wow, terrorists are bad, but what about that time a white dude killed a bunch of people, I think his name was HITLER!!!!"

>>379129501
A) There are more white people
B) They got a head start, historically
What's your point?

>>379129469
Or just recognize that it's pointless to self-flagellate over things you couldn't control

I said in an earlier post that you shouldn't, because of course you shouldn't. Literally the point of my original post was, you should at least recognise that our privilege is a real thing and we shouldn't mock those who haven't had the privilege

>>379128949
>guy being a shitty asshole is worried because he thinks people will treat him exactly like he's been acting to them

i honestly wouldn't feel bad if someone just walked up to him and slugged him you can really only pull so much shit before people start getting tired of it

>>379129501
>>379129501
Because if you're a black man that tells blacks to try and uplift themselves you suddenly end up with 50 rape accusations?

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>>379127062
do you have that one on higher resolution?

>>379128949
You know this isn't considered seedy inside the industry, right? It's quite normal and no one bats an eye at it.
One of the presentations at GDC this year was called (Google it, you'll find it): "Get Journalists to Cover Your Game: Lessons from Online Dating, Praying, and 'No Man's Sky'"

>>379129727
>B) They got a head start, historically
That's literally my point all along, I'm just saying recognise it

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>>379125034
>before
>10 AWESOME WAYS PEOPLE WON WARS WITH THEIR DICKS
>after
>How I Learned Having a Penis is Evil

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>>379122902
Holy shit why are you so mad? He didn't say they should be fucking arrested.

>>379129919
But that's fucking meaningless. A poor white person, today, is just as fucked as a poor black person.
It doesn't fucking matter what their family fucking history is.

>>379129797
Privilege is real in the same way air is. It's everywhere, everyone is breathing it in 24/7.

>>379129897
wow it's almost like that was what Gamergate was all about allegedly

>>379128237
>BUT MUH POLICE BRUTALITY TO MINORITIES
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/police-shootings-2017/
No matter how you slice it, more whites are killed by cops than Blacks, even unarmed

>>379118179
Settle down, Phil.

>>379130168
You have to account for percentage of the population. Blacks are much more likely to be killed once you adjust for population

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Some more Polygon hot takes

>>379129185
>Gee I fucking wonder what group is most likely to benefit in this system
juice
>which group will end up in the lower end via historical marginalisation
everyone else

also, install a spell-checker.

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>>379130162
It was though

>>379129720
These are obviously fucking jokes, man.

>>379130291
Because blacks are more likely to be committing a crime, when you adjust for population

>>379129720
>following THAT

why

>>379130301
it makes me mad that they praise Banner Saga because I don't want to agree with Polygon

>>379129919
blacks have existed for longer than whites have

doesnt this constitute a head start

>>379128949
>That pic

Absolutely disgusting.

>>379117962
>clunky
Anyone who unironically uses that meme word shouldn't be taken seriously.

>>379128740
Read the fucking threads you're posting in you gigantic faggot.

>>379130587
>muh slavery
>even though the Chinese and many other Asian countries went through more recent socioeconomic upheaval and they're extremely successful
>must be because of privilege not because of hard work

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Did Kuchera ever work for Polygon? He seemed like a good fit

>>379126848
>some guy with a skull head

what the fuck

>>379129720
that just looks like the literal only good covfefe joke on the entire internet

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>>379130813
Living in China or Korea still sucks, but they're getting better

while the asian immigrants that had the sense to get out 50 years ago did much better. Asian-americans are now the wealthiest race on average

>muh privilege

>>379129720
Damn, seanbaby still got it. I remember reading him at the end of EGM way back.

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>>379130442
Its seanbaby anon, you might be too young to understand
>>379130402
No anon, check his halloween costumes article if you have any doubt Sean got pozzed by the SJW bug

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I will never stop laughing at this tweet

>>379118760
>its ok just let them do it
guy is here

so is this guy anything besides a dumb faggot with a gay opinion?

>>379118179
Honestly, until I came into the thread and expanded the image, I thought OP WAS talking about DSP.

>>379130813
the countries themselves are extremely successful, the average citizen is not

>>379131450
>when genetics gives you all of the aspects of an unattractive male but makes your gender female

>>379126341
how is it not

most attractive race
highest IQ
tallest race

all 3 factors are proven predictors of success

>>379131450
Where's the cuties? All I see are two things in front of a waterfall.

>>379131219
30 but i dont follow many ecelebs

>>379128915
It's not that people aren't allowed to change their minds; the people who have a public voice who others listen to "should not" change their viewpoints and be taken seriously.

i.e. When a 1960s US senator publicly supports segregation and then 30 years later condemns it for ever happening and is still in office, you should never consider his opinion valid.

>>379117962
sounds like average PS4 player to me. casual console for casual market.

>>379131551
>most attractive race
They have the cutest sissies that's for sure.

>highest IQ
Asians do.

>tallest race
Dinarids are slavs and Slavs are not white. Nice try though.

>>379131634
Oh my dog just shut up already I didn't ask for your input.

>>379131450
its ok to make fun of their bizarre politics and their skewed vision of the world but if you make fun of how they look youre just playing into their hands

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>>379131631
>30 but i dont follow many ecelebs
I doubt you are 30, seanbaby is not an eceleb, he used to write for EGM since the late nineties

>>379117962

>very japanese
>tone of voice is clearly negative

I don't know who I'd rather be - this cocksucker or Anthony Burch, and quite honestly I don't know of a more damning insult to a man than that.

>>379117962
>took 2 hours to clear the first level of Vanquish
I beat the game in 4 hours, what the fuck?

>>379131782
Is that what your dad told you when he forced you to play monster under the blanket?

>>379118969
>>379123205

holy shit it's real, what a fucking maroon

(thanks for posting the source, btw)

Why do half the threads on /v/ turn into political shit flinging contests these days? Can we just delete /pol/? It might not fully solve the problem, but it will make the site less "fun" for these people.

>>379130402
It's never a joke when it comes to Trump. He must pay...

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>>379131829
You are aware Gorillia said she was raped 3 times? Do you seriously believe there's some bind rapist out there that could do the job?

>>379117962
I refuse to beleive this is real.

>>379131731
they literally are the most attractive race and you're a dumb spic if you say otherwise

>Asians do
t. r/asianmasculinity
the IQ studies done for gooks and chinks are performed in only the richest and most educated parts of the countries

Chinese IQ is somewhere around 98 and Jap is around 101. Meanwhile, in studies that aren't garbage, Germans have an average IQ of 105. Asians also don't have a lick of creativity in them.

>Dinarids are slavs and Slavs are not white. Nice try though.
wow, and they're ugly as sin.

whites are still the greatest overall package

>>379131840
not him, but damn that picture makes me sick. 2007 and whoever wrote that didn't know an ocarina was an actual instrument?

What the hell did he think Link was waving around in WW then? Does s/he not know conductors exist also?

>>379132004
Hahaha. Might as well wish for a pony while you're at it anon. It will never happen.

>>379131631
Seanbaby wrote for magazines and made various television appearances. He was even a kickboxer at one point.

>>379132006
I agree. He can't get away with those 2 scoops.

>>379131936
Really dude? Are you kidding me? Like, seriously? Grow up.

>>379132056

Oh shit, I actually forgot that Patricia was a thing. Master of clickbait rage, that one.

captcha: arse site

>>379117962
>Vanquish
>Clunky
This is a man who will never know what it is like to ROCKET KNEES

>Vanquish on God Hard vs. Bogey Alpha and Bogey Bravo

>>379132094
A man can dream.

>>379119151
There's a video of a girl who doesn't play FPS playing D44M with a controller doing better than the Polygon guy

>>379119110
I got a friend into Dark Souls and he was stuck on the Asylum Demon for an entire day because he thought it was an unbeatable fight and you were supposed to just wait for an NPC to come and save you.
To his credit, he did go on to complete the game despite how damning such a beginning would seem. Gotta give him props for that.

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>>379131840
>>379132137
never heard of him

>>379132061
Nice source faggot

https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
http://gazettereview.com/2016/06/top-10-most-intelligent-countries-in-the-world/

Also
>Germany

>>379131640
Nothing wrong with this review honestly.
DOAX3 is nothing but premium priced fap bait in one of the lowest quality games ever put on modern consoles.

If you like DOAX3 good for you, but don't fucking pretend that it's in any shape or form not just interactive soft-core porn.
And there is even less of it compared to the previous title.

>>379132061
>they literally are the most attractive race and you're a dumb spic if you say otherwise

I never disagreed with you there. White femboys are simply the best.

>the IQ studies done for gooks and chinks are performed in only the richest and most educated parts of the countries

Nice sources my dude. Also I'd cut back on the reddit spacing if I were you.

>wow, and they're ugly as sin.
Nice job moving goal posts.

>>379127843

this is fundamentally busted because the boost meter isn't your health.

>>379132562
>he knew his gender when he was born

Get out cismale shitlord

>>379122902
God damn, you are one autistic faggot.

>>379132918
ive fapped to a trap so I guess im not cis

>>379126526
>>379126694
Why does this Arthur talk like he isn't directly replying to the other guy?

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>>379123884
>calls /pol/ hysterical faggots
>long winded buttmad post

>>379132056
>A rapist without the ability to see that can also take down a fully grown female gorilla and dick it

Fucking terrifying

>>379132562
Sorry to hear that man he was great when he wrote for EGM.

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>>379119232
>its monetized internet trolling.
Nigga its fucking capitalism. Shit is as valid and right wing "charitable" organizations that use people to easy money and political victories with feels over reals.

quit living in a faggy bubble and get with living in the real world queeermo

>>379130301
>spoil the who second chapter of danganronpa and still dont even get the point

you have to be a special kind of stupid to work at polygon

>>379126924
Nigga, stfu. White privilege is as big a stereotype as niggers and fried chicken. Money buys privilege. That's it. Money buys power.

Lastly, according to statistics, Asians are the most privileged race. Does that mean they're playing on easiest mode?

>>379117962
He's preaching to the choir. Nobody who actually likes action games reads Polygon opinions or """"reviews"""".

>>379131450
>orc and a skeleton

>>379127891
Speaking as someone who worked as a hiring manager, you're full of shit. I don't make judgements until I see someone. If it was up to MY female bisexual boss, I'd only be allowed to hire hot chicks. Her words, not mine.

>>379132845
>reddit spacing
this was a funny meme at first, but too many newshits keep taking it seriously

>>379132659
kike studies

>>379133831
>Nobody who actually likes games reads Polygon opinions or """"reviews"""".
ftfy

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polygon and kotaku are shit what else is new

>>379129185
Oh, I dunno, other rich people? Or the people that aren't outright niggers about their money. You know who's most likely to benefit from the taxes rich people pay? I'll give you a guess, and it ain't white middle class people, faggot. It's Tyrone.

>>379129919
You're a retard. Lots of immigrants came to America, lived in fucking gang ridden ghettos and still uplifted themselves. Blacks have had freedom for over 150 years now and still ain't shit. That's not privilege, that's willful ignorance.

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>>379128816
That's the problem though, his review sucks because we don't know WHAT his standard for sexualization is. He's not against it since he views porn, but his review comes across that way.

He seems to be complaining about the very existence of sexual pandering in Bayonetta 2 and deducted points for it. Why was it bad? Was it poorly-done? Was it obstructive? Did it just not do anything for him?

Most film reviewers also critique sexualized content in films when it's done badly, but they bother to explain WHY its bad or out of place, and compare it to films that did a better job of it. Gies just comes across as a prudish hypocrite, like a 14 year old trying to desperately signal that he's "above" such immature content.

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>That glorious time when that CSI episode about video games was out

>All the journalists screaming how that's not how G A M E R S should have been portrayed

>It's exactly how they have been taking for years

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>>379133632
>Nigga its fucking capitalism. Shit is as valid and right wing "charitable" organizations that use people to easy money and political victories with feels over reals.

But those are both shitty things. Do randroids still exist on 4chan? Shouldn't you be subscribing to some ron paul channel?

>wow this game or product quality is TERRIBLE
>"lol thats capitalism you fag"

thanks

>>379117962
I don't know about that faggot but Vanquish does look boring as fuck, just like all 3rd person shooters

>>379122453

I never listen to those that speak or condemn others about 'privilege' since they're usually gagging on silver spoons and aren't doing an actual damn thing to bring help or change.

>>379126254
Kill yourself