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Can we have a vidya stories thread?
>at friends house for sleepover
>we played super mario 64 all night long
>I really liked the boss fights with bowser because of the way mario throws him
>in the morning neigher of us had slept but we are still playing
>his family is awake now and going about their morning routines
>friends cat comes by me and starts rubbing against me
>look at cats tail
>remember bowser boss battle
>get great idea
>think it would be hilarious if i threw my friends cat like mario throws bowser
>grab cats tail, stand up
>start spinning
>cat claws at me and makes hissing noises
>start spinning
>cat can no longer attack me due to centripedal force
>friend yells out what the fuck are you doing
>some of his family comes into the room
>get nervous and embarassed
>maybe if i finish the joke they will all laugh and think im funny
>start spinning faster
>friends dad and friends try to approach me and take the cat away
>maximum velocity reached
>scream SO LONG GAY BOWSER and let go
>cat flies into drywall and hits a stud behind it
>breaks neck and dies on impact
>everyone is speechless
>friend goes to his cat and yells that its dead and starts crying
>everyone starts crying or yelling
>mom called (my parents are divorced) to take me home
>put on medication and forced to attend therapy for a long time
>never saw friend again
whats your story?
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>>379106196
Are you Able to come up with an original story than reuploading a /v/ classic?
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>>379106348
Yay attention!!! ^__________^
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>>379106348
b-but it is a original story.
it actually happened to me and I just posted about it for the first time.
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>>379106530
lol I'm the op not you. hahaha
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>go to friend's house
>we play vidya, eat pizza, stay up late and make crack jokes
>it's fucking great
>15 years later
>post about it on /v/ in a shitty thread
Love you bros
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>>379106635
No I'm the op. I am the op and I killed my friends cat. Stop this nonsense.
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>>379107040
No u fool i am the op how dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o_O <--my angry face
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>>379107328
Please stop this. It's bad enough that I have to live with the memories of killing my friend's cat. I don't need you here imitating me.
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just had this thread and you actually went through the process of typing out a screenshot of
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this pasta is not funny and has not never be funny, joking about dead pets is too much for my poor heart
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>>379107693
I had a mario party orgy.
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>>379107693
>2014
what the fuck
How did the story I only just typed get posted then?
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>Cat pasta again
Nothing to see here.
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2017 Collage OP (ID: !ofC/MoKSRs)
2017-06-04 11:14:57
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>>379106196
>Playing Pokemon Gold with my friend's Gameboy
>First time encountering a shiny Metapod
>Told him I found it and he needs to give it to me
>"I told him to give me the shiny Pokemon I found in his game.. He actually did it the absolute madman hahaha.jpg"
>He kinda regret it and asked me to give it back
>"a deal is a deal"
>Metapod evolved into a beautiful pink butterfly
>Every time I battle him his eyes get watery when he sees the shiny Butterfree
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>friend is playing smash bros while I watch
>subconsciously begin masturbating because I do it so often
>realize what I'm doing but continue for a few seconds
>eventually stop, disgusted with myself and leave the room for the bathroom
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>>379107902
off to reddit with you. fucking content thirsty poacher.
enjoy your upboats or karma or whatever the fuck it is you guys are so thirsty for over there.
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>>379111208
Well, I don't care what you think. I had a mario party orgy and that's vidya related.
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>2002 playing gta 3 with a buddy switching turns after every bust or death
> Stay up till 12 to watch Trigun and eat bologna sandwiches.
>Some of the best times ever.
>flash forward 15 years
>we each have consoles and play on monitors and play different games till 3 am to get doughnuts
>we never grew up
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>>379111658
>tfw used to do this with my cousin
Last year we were like "hey remember the good times when we skip school and play video games 24/7? Let's do this again someday"
We got bored after an hour and went to walk outside.I envy you and your friend for still enjoying video games together
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