>Go to cinema >Have fun for 2 hours. >Buy a book. >Have

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>He doesn't fight for M'lady

>>379072117
I've sought the answer to this question my entire life

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TOMB KINGS WHEN

Because passivity sucks.

>>379072292
>fighting because an elvish tart in the middle of a lake tells you to
>not because it is your duty as a human and a bulwark of the civilized world
>>379072404
Prob DLC for Total Warhammer 2 considering that its adding at least to Araby if not the whole Southland along with Naggaroth and Lustria.

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>>379072404
Probably the first dlc for TW:W2

I have a thousand hours in spelunky which I actually got for free

>>379072117
They let you play the hero instead of just watch or read about him.

video games don't get you laid

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>>379072117
!

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Never managed to get int Total War.
I have Rome 2, Shogun 2 and Atilla and have something like 2~4 hours in each.

>>379072117
I remember the fun I have with friends at movies and out drinking WAAAYYY more than I remember video games. If i had friends id go out every week and we'd see each other almost every day

>>379072117
Warhammer fantasy rpg when?
I want to join Marcus in his quest to kill every monster in the empire.

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>>379072717
>This one unit of Marauder Horsemen at the last slot.
Everytime

I should really buy TW Warhammer too, I love the setting but dislike the tabletop games and other players

>>379072552
What does the lady do to the boy mages?

fuck Surtha Ek

what a vile cunt

>>379072404
After Araby, Kislev, Border Princes, Tilea, Estilea, Ind, Cathay, Nippon, and Ogres.

>>379072671
My hand disagrees.

>>379073256
>mages
>finding the lady
Unless its also an elf in which case it says hello and tells you to fuck off so she can pull the long con.
>>379073397
>Araby, Kislev, Border Princes, Tilea, Estilea, Ind, Cathay, Nippon, and Ogres
All the human factions have no plans for adding more shit and ogres are dead last on the factions to be added.

>>379073470
The lady's pixies steal all of the toddlers with magic, boys and girls.
Only the girls come back as damsels.
So what does she do with the boys?

because "everything else" is made to appeal to low IQ humans and women

video games are made by men for men

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>>379072717

https://pastebin.com/ejatMGJxallende lolif

>>379074669

http://imgur.com/a/Un0vB

>>379073796
My head tells me that all toddlers look the same and elves just kidnap first and check later but my other head wants to believe that sharp-eared ladies partake in the patrician pastime known as /ss/.

>>379072117
the most fun I've had in TW: Warhammer were with the Empire and with the Von Carstein but only because they were pretty easy, I'm really bad at micromanagement.

>>379072117
EMPIRE 2 WHEN!?!?

Empire was the best total war. I want to build an unbreakable navy and control the seas with an iron fist again. Stealing all the resources from the new world.

>>379075316
not for at least 3 more games

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With just once purachase of Skyim you can have infitire hours of playtime as new mods as contantly being made

>>379075360
Why 3? Do we already know the next 2? I can't get into Warhammer.

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why is this not on consoles yet, sega?

>>379075516
The same reason Yakuza and Persona isn't on PC

>>379072117
video games rarely have any significant impact on your brain, really
I have more to remember from 2 hours movie than 30 hours of Attila campaing
quality>quantity

>>379075496
Warhammer 2, Warhammer 3, and unrevealed historical game in a new setting

SUMMON

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>>379072901
Choose game with period you like the most

Battles are the most important part of the series. If you are autoresolving them you are doing it wrong. Autoresolve is acceptable only when you would clearly win or lose battle. And even then it's often fun to play it.

It's grand strategy, so roleplay just like in Paradox games. Conquering everything for conquering alone is bornig. Make up your own goal.

Get comfy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNPUNQUrYkw
>>379074919
>Cyborg dinosaur shooting laser from his mechanical hand while riding dinosaurs and summoning velociraptors from space
I can't fucking wait.

>>379075316
Hopefully next historical title will be Pike and Shot so world wide theatre of war will be back. I love the scale of Empire

>>379075937
Yeah I have been into the series since Rome but Empire spoiled me with its scale. Everything else has felt small time since then. It doesn't have to be Empire 2, although that would be my preference, but bring back multiple continents for me to conquer. The lack of importance in having a powerful navy bums me out in the recent games. It seemed like such a major step forward.

>>379073796
They are turned into damsels as well, of course.

Get better at reading if you can only manage 8 hour books.

>>379072717
BEYOND

Because everyone experiences a video game in a wholly unique way and how you experience it changes over time

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>All of these are shorter than Persona 5.

>>379072717
>no Surtha Ek

>>379072117
>books only taking 6-12 hours to read
Seriously?