I recently had the chance to interviewer several key members

Western trash.

What the shit is that?

>>379036912
I call bullshit. Anyway, even if you did, why did you waste so much time finding out about fucking hats, rather than gameplay stuff?

>>379038070
Weeb

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>>379036912
>Portable allclass healthkit

I can believe that this is going to be a thing and I hate that this IS going to be a thing, because it sounds like something Valve would accept without thinking because it looks cool.

Class roles don't need to be diluted like that, and healing as a mechanic slows down the game by making people take longer to die.

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>>379036912
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=875862228&searchtext=
>ANOTHER FUCKING SOLDIER WEAPON

VALVE YOU NIGGERS SOLDIER ALREADY HAS THE MOST WEAPONS IN THE GAME STOP GIVING HIM MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck you OP, you could have just posted a screen of all the weapons.

By the way, the mayann revolver is supposed to be an Engineer weapon, as strange as that sounds.

>>379039131
People have been agitating for Engineer to get a revolver for a long time because "hur dur muh cowbois". I wouldn't mind if he got that one though.

I don't care. When's Half Life 3

>>379039131
Nice, keep raping the art style...

>>379038757
I won't be surprised if it gets scrapped like the Repair Node. Even by Valve standards, it seems like an absolutely loony idea that just can't be balanced.

Who cares, when does the next comic come out

>>379039662
Everything except the last gun is pretty inline with the style.
The last gun looks like it's from DOTA.

>>379039692

I bet that's for a different mode.

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>>379039708
when the Pyro Update comes out.

more Ms. Pauling pleaze

>>379039708
>>379039990
I just want to the comic to be finished this year, as it would be the perfect way to celebrate TF2's 10th anniversary, but I'm pissed off because I know it's not going to happen.

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>>379039131
>update that's supposed to be for Pyro
>gives more weapons to other classes than it does Pyro
It's fucking Meet the Pyro all over again.

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>>379039131
from left to right
3/5 (a bit ugly but heavy needs guns)
1/5 if it's a healthpack 3/5 if it isn't
2/5 (soldier doesnt need more primaries lol especially one so close in concept to Air Strike, but at least it looks nice)
4/5 (engineer needs more actual weapons)
4/5 (sniper needs more actual weapons)
5/5 (heavy NEEDS more actual weapons for variety)
1/5 (Pyro already has 4 flareguns, and this one is out of artstyle)

>>379038757
They should take this as an opportunity to remove the medic altogether. The game would improve significantly.

Can't we actually reduce the amount of weapons some classes have? For instance, turn liberty launcher into an air strike reskin. Nobody would miss liberty launcher.

>>379036912
can you actually explain what any of them do?
Any info besides workshop links?

>>379036912
I kniow, you went there because you guys won best overall in the 2016 saxxies. Congrats BTW, tell Tacoman I said hi

>>379039131
Take notice, Engineer's Revolver is almost direct (stylized) copy of MGSV Revolver Ocelot's revolver.

I doubt Valve will permit them to add a copyrighted weapon to the game (and Konami does own this specific weapon design since MGSV has unique weapons, never seen before).

>>379039507
Engineer losing his pistol is probably the saddest part about class updates. Shotgun is much better for front-line engineers and plays well with mini-sentries, but the reliable poke damage from pistol means that a defensive engineer is much more useful once his L3 sentry goes down.

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>>379040843
i know it's bait, but the mateba has been around for a long ass time

>>379040843
Mario's hat is literally in the game. The ONLY difference is the M is flipped on its side for Engie.

NEW
COMIC
WHEN

>>379041165
first jungle update SFM, then 5 years later the final comic

>>379036912
>Engie revolver isn't a colt single action army
WHAT THE FUCK

>>379041165
18 months

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>>379040983
I guess it does look more like Mateba than MGSV stuff. Guess I got confused since it was inspired by Mateba.

>>379041306
They probably wanted to make it as distinct as possible from spy's revolvers

As much as I'd love a peacemaker in tf2 it isn't happening

>>379041614
>They probably wanted to make it as distinct as possible from spy's revolvers
None of spy's revolvers look anything like the single action.

What kind of cowboy uses a fucking mateba? It doesn't fit engie at all.

>>379040273
Medic is overpowered, sure, but he doesn't need to be removed, just nerfed. You're too extreme anon.

>>379040384
I would
>removing content from the game
for what purpose? liberty launcher isn't even that bad

>>379041614
But why? Engi already shares a shotgun with 3 other classes. Would a revolver make him to overpowered? We're not even talking about amby.

>>379042127
Because it's useless bloat. I'd rather have 50 weapons that work than 50 weapons that work plus 50 suns on a stick. And yes, LL is bad. By far the worst thing in Soldier's arsenal.

>>379042160
You don't understand, he wasn't saying it would make Engie OP, he was saying that both Engineer and Spy having a Revolver would blur the lines between the two classes and make them less unique.

The point of TF2 having different classes is for variety and different experiences, that's why weapons are specific to certain classes.

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>>379042248
>By far the worst thing in Soldier's arsenal.
Brown bouncy shoes.
Alien squirt bottle gun.
Grey two pointed digging implement.

Liberty Launcher is better than all those things, and it's fun to be able to rocket jump around for only 8 damage per jump while also being able to do splash damage.

>all this talk about a cowboy gun

It's tf2 guys. I want this nigga to have a lasso secondary that yanks people into his area denial. I wouldn't mind a new gun at all, but I have too much fun with all of scouts random secondaries. Engy could use some of those.

>>379042485
>I want this nigga to have a lasso secondary that yanks people into his area denial
Me too. And what if it could haul Sentries while they continued to fire in a way that wasn't overpowered? Then Engie would be more useful on offense.

>>379040178
Wait you mean this is actually the fucking Pyro update? What the fuck, I wish that Trench Warfare theme shit was the one actually happening.

they should let pyro set terrain on fire for crowd control. That would make him kinda useful

>>379041306
I think it's something like they started demanding royalty fees for any revolvers that resemble it, even if it's heavily abstracted and doesn't attach the name. That's why MGSV uses mateba designs instead.

>>379042656
>Join server post-update
>Each team has 6 to 8 pyros
>EVERYTHING is on fire
Great idea.

>>379042485
An engie secondary like the short circuit but works like a magnet would cause endless rage from people getting chain lasso'd in front of a level three.

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>>379042630
No, this is not the Pyro Update. OP is just an unconfirmed leak that's probably bullshit. If you look at the website, no updates have been announced other than bugfixing.
http://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates

>>379042656
>adding more defensive features to TF2
yeah I hate games actually ending and having a winner too lol

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>>379039131
Hey, I used to use that M60 skin for the Tomislav.

>>379042656
>wanting Pyro to be even more defensive
He's already good for defense as-is, since he can protect Engineers by countering Spies and explosive projectiles.

Offense is where Pyro struggles, as he just can't do any decent damage at mid-long ranges. Afterburn in particular needs to be way more of a threat, as it's too easy nowadays to extinguish it.

There is only 6 devs working on TF2, these leaks are bullshit.

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>>379036912
>pastebin removed

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>>379036912
My body is ready

>>379039749
Yeah the healthkit will probably be used for that game mode that has the grappling hooks in it that nobody plays. More realistically it will probably just be a normal health pickup reskin for certain maps like how halloween ones have candy instead

>>379043143
I hope that taunt doesn't make it in, it looks uncanny almost

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>>379043143
>>379043641

>They will be releasing skins for non-stock weapons

Which unloackable do you want reskinned?

>>379036912
>chance to interviewer several key members of TF2 workshop community
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>379043828

Gunslinger so I can finally get a strange one to enrage people even more.

>>379042973
The community makes all the weapon and item models so there are plenty more than six people who have at least a partial view of what the new update contains

Which isn't to say OP can't be lying

If they made competitive matchmaking modes that removed hats and only allowed stock weapons i'd play it.

>>379043971

I seriously doubt that will ever happen.

>>379043828
Widowmaker would be cool, but I'm afraid it'd be too much of a niche for Valve to actually do.

>>379036912
Fuck TF2 and fuck you faggot

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>>379043971
>implying valve wouldn't want to advertise hats in competitive matches

>>379036912
If it was 2008 I might have been intrigued.

>>379036912
All i want from this update is the re-addition of autobalance and autoscramble because holy shit it is impossible to get anything remotely balanced anymore

i hope my unusual effect gets into the game but i guess its not likely due to valves annoying preference to people that already have 10 billion things in the game already

>>379044171
Absolutely this.
>lose on attack by a hair
>half of the team quits
>now we're 6v12 on defense
>once the cart is nearing last, the system mercifully asks blu for volunteers

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>>379044171
>hey you know whats a good idea? adding pointless casual ranks that don't effect the balance but remove auto balance and auto scramble so you get stuck with less players, people will surely willing;y join a loosing team right?

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>379044171

It's not that bad, a few hours ago I was playing in Suijin and the overtime lasted for over 2 minutes at least with both team's timers on 00:00. Autobalance was the main reason people quit.

>>379044332
Ranks are pretty useful. If a red sniper is killing you, just bear with it. If a grey one is killing you, yell hacks at the top of your lungs.

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>>379036912
>removed
Can someone give me a tl;dr?

>>379044445
True, but people also smurf on alt accounts so ultimately it doesn't help.

>>379044171
I think I can count balanced matches in the last two weeks on one hand, everything else was either stomp or be stomped.

>>379044332
>>379044445
The strange thing about ranks to me is how Casual's are more defined than Competitive's.

Like, you can clearly see a Casual player's progress through the color and detail of their medal, but Competitive just gives you random symbols with not much indication of how good/important they are.

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>>379044709
This I've only had one balanced match this year and it was on 2fort.

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>made a crummy unusual effect that is long overdue for some touch ups but too lazy to update
>not very popular but has maintained pretty high ratings
Not getting my hopes up but I still feel like I've done just enough for minor consideration. Just unlikely enough that I'd explode ten times over if it miraculously got in.

>>379044332
That "reward" for volunteering to be switched is the most insulting shit ever

>Would you like to volunteer to be stomped into the ground? If you do you'll get double of the completely worthless rank points!

They need something of actual worth, like a free (nontradable) hat for every 10 team switches or something

>>379044909
Meant to reply to >>379044278

>>379044909
how is your ratio of ratings? I know that they might not be the exact defining factor in whether valve puts it in the game or not but
for everything ive made its always been consistently twice or more negative votes than my positive ones

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>>379044915
You know they'd just put in a strange free hat that counts team switches.

>>379044776
Out of curiosity when did you start getting unbalanced matches because in my case it all went to shit in the rate the match update.

>>379044915
>They need something of actual worth, like a free (nontradable) hat for every 10 team switches or something
A random drop upon every switch would be better imo, but a non-tradable achievement hat for switching 50 times would be a nice touch.

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>>379036912
>20-fucking-17
>tf2
Come on, really?

>>379045104
Damnit that's exactly what they're going to do

It'll be just like that gift-giving heart screen that no one uses

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>>379045165
around the same time actually.

They need to stop making weapons and start balancing the ones we already have. No point in adding anything when you can just completely remake the shittiest weapons into something usable. It's not very sexy, but it would allow them to release much more viable weapons since they already have models. The problem though is that these niggers don't even play the game anymore, so they should really hand it off to a third party like CSGO does.

So is valve going to have a 10 year anniversary update or ignore it like every anniversary since hl1 10 year.

>>379045208
Like clockwork

>>379044306
>wanting autobalance again

>join game
>winning
>get switched to enemy team right at the end and lose
bravo

>>379045351
It was a necessary evil in a game that allows freely dropping in and out of matches

>>379045351
I'd take it over the current bullshit. At least I can go "Yeah I won that" if I got bullshit-switched at the end. Nobody wins with this system.

>>379045249
Even worse when valve drones/youtubers defend them saying "it's not that bad"

It's literally that bad if not worse, seriously if they fuck up on this update I'm cashing out and never looking back.

I haven't played TF2 since they decided to go full retard and add levels and exp and shit to the game.

If you're going to do that shit do it from day one, don't patch it in nearly 10 years later.

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>>379042973
16. Not 6. Stop spreading bullshit yourself.
>>379043143
Don't like that taunt, it makes the classes too short and makes the entire torso weird.

>>379045467
Casual levels do absolutely nothing. It's not that the level-based matchmaking doesn't work or anything, there simply isn't anything of the sort. Casual badges are eyecandy.

>>379045351
SOMEONE POST THAT WEBM

>>379045438
>Nobody wins with this system
uhh yes they do. in fact most games i play i get a solid match out of them. maybe 5% of matches i play are one sided with the other team leaving. but at least i don't get shitcanned to the losing team at the end of the game.

>>379045537
>not turning the match around after getting autobalanced
I knew I was talking to a pleb.

>>379036912
>2017
> still playing Team Hatress 2

>>379045687
Roughly 3 times faster matchmaking than Overwatch :)

>>379044057
Would they even be allowed to go back and make visual changes to promotional items without having to wade through legal shit?

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>>379045208
>>379045687
see pic, shitposter
>>379045274
>They need to stop making weapons and start balancing the ones we already have

Even if they do that perfectly, Medic and Spy still haven't gotten a new weapon for FIVE YEARS.
Both Medic and Heavy, despite being two of the strongest classes in the game, are also some of the most samey and repetitive, which is why nobody plays them. They desperately need variety.

I agree balancing existing weapons needs more focus, but they need to make at least one new weapon for Pyro, Engie, Heavy, Spy, and Medic in addition to balancing the existing ones out.

>>379045687
>2017
>still playing video games

>>379046105
What did you say? You want a new scattergun and rocket launcher?
Alright.

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>>379036912
>Team Shitness 2
>2018-6months

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>>379046105
I'm still hoping someday valve adds pic related for the heavy shouldn't be that hard to animate.

>>379046403
>that design

come on son, that looks retarded as fuck
at least if the leak isn't memeing we'll get an M60 for heavy

Why do people shit on TF2 so much? It was a a beloved classic for years, and the gameplay is better than ever. The recent balance changes have been great.

>>379046618
Well not exactly like that but at least something more portable then the miniguns or maybe a shotgun that doesn't pale in comparison with the sandvich.

>>379046731
It's now impossible to kill a Spy as Pyro and I refuse to call the game balanced until that's possible.

>>379046731
too casual to get into TF, so they move to even babbier tier games and shit on it because it's too complex for them

>>379046773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi8o1Ae3Lh4
say no more senpai

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>>379046834
>It's now impossible to kill a Spy as Pyro
>DUDE REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM XD

Hyperbole never helped anyone, anon. Also try playing a class that hasn't been completely broken, dumb, and ignored for literal decades, reaching back to QTF.

>>379046834
>impossible to kill a Spy as Pyro

You must be seriously terrible.

>>379046936
>>379047336
>so much as touch a spy with any of your weapons
>he is now invisible, cannot be made visible with fire, and can run outside of your flamethrower range in an attosecond
Oh, but you managed to get one or two of them by flailing around like an idiot firing your shotgun in all directions, so it's perfectly fair.

>>379039662
You literally cant get worse than hot pink banana heads and unicorn hoodies

>>379047661
The real kicker that all those banana heads and pootis birds are quite expensive as far as cosmetics go.

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>>379047560
>I don't know how to track
>I don't know how to think logically about where a Spy will go
>I don't know how to use my Shotgun
>I don't know how to air-blast harass
>I don't know how to listen for the Dead Ringer's infamously loud decloak and then rape the now defenseless Spy
>I don't know how to use the Powerjack
>Every Spy uses the Dead Ringer
>Playing Pyro in the first place

>>379046731
Overwatch shills.

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>>379047661

>>379043143
>LOLDIDNTREAD.gif

Goddamn that animation is going to get work.

>>379048171
>>379047661
>>379039662
>>379047813
Don't like hats? Want to get rid of hats?
>http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
and a VPK file that makes it work in Casual somehow:
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7qT1sZIKwyzeEpva3VmbnlIcTQ/view

>>379048171
>Cherry-picking people who make the worst, most obnoxious loadouts possible, SPECIFICALLY to trigger autists like you to prove your point

WOW, sure showed me

>>379048171
>Turn TF2's artstyle into hot garbage so any further cosmetics wont look too ridiculous
Genius

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>>379048171

>>379048713
>>Turn TF2's artstyle into hot garbage
You're confusing anachronisms with artstyle. TF2's artstyle has only changed once, in beta.

>>379039131
Two heavy weapons?

>>379049454
Yeah, seems unusual considering the whole point of Meat vs Match was Valve only having enough time to give one class a proper update.

I think OP is full of shit.

>>379036912
>https://pastebin.com/KbhCu8Ka
expired, didn't anyone manage to make a backup?

>>379049874
Not much point. It was mostly a bunch of links to jungle-themed Steam Community hats, and the weapons linked were captured in this post: >>379039131 it's probably bullshit anyway, and the OP just deleted his pastebin to stir up fake hype.

>>379042967
>spies
AYO HOL UP
*dead rings*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*spycicles*
PYRO COUNTERS
*outruns nonworking flame particles*
SPY N SHIET
*amby headshots*

Tf2 Contributor here.
We know fuck all about what valve is adding, we only know when we get an email as the update hits.
And the tf2 section of valve was busy repairing a bicycle when the contributors visited.

>>379050835
>And the tf2 section of valve was busy repairing a bicycle
So this is the power....
of valve development....

>>379050472
anon sure all the spy buffs may have gimped Pyro at doing his job in killing spies, but he's better than ever at stopping Spy from demolishing Engineer buildings

>place sapper
>get Homewrecked instantly
>try to get near Sentry
>if the Pyro isn't wildly spamming around M1 lighting you on fire as soon as you get close, it's physically impossible to get close due to M2 spam
>try and Amby headshot or backstab the Pyro
>get blown up by the Sentry

Aware Homewrecker Pyro+Sentry=totally impassable wall for Spies

>>379050171
That's a Halloween set.

>>379039131
>2 new heavy weapons

Please don't be trash, please don't be trash. The only decent minigun except for stock one is Tomislav.

>>379050835
>Tf2 Contributor here.
Another contributor here.
"WE" email valve if they like you they will reply.

>>379051138
Yeah, and say fuck all.
Most communication was during that time we could actually update our items.

>>379051063
>not enjoying Natascha
all the Heavy primaries are perfectly viable in pubs

>>379050923
It isn't.
Pre-order bonus for alien: isolation.

>>379051313
>>379051313
>Yeah, and say fuck all.
Your not in the email group are you?

>>379051486
>>379050171
>>379051486
Retard alert
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Alien_Cranium
>THE ITEM CAN ONLY BE WORN DURING HALLOWEEN OR A FULL MOON

>>379051679
>preorder item
>halloween
what the fuck

>>379050171
Pre-order bonuses were a mistake

>>379052183
Pre-order bonuses were what it started this.
Remember the Max's head headwear? That was a pre-order bonus

>>379052237
>Innocent bunny hat for a game
>Becomes one of the highest wanted items in the game's economy
Mannconomy was a mistake

>>379052017
the other item set isn't specific to Halloween

>>379051679
Cranium is the worst offender of the set and is visible at all times.

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>>379050171
sure is '60s spytech up in here

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>>379052526
>>379052526
>>>>>>>>and is visible at all times
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Alien_Cranium
>This
>item
>can
>only
>be
>worn
>around
>Halloween

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>Rancho relaxo is disabled when I'm moved
I just want to ride the cart like a total waste of space.

>>379042479
this. i dont think its the best rocket launcher but situationally it can be great. in 6s as roamer, and you know their demo is fast, having that additional rocket can be what wins the game. or if you know their scouts are particularly evasive, none of them expect a 5th rocket which really can turn the tides

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>>379048382
that first link should work without whatever that vpk after that is

also;
reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

reminder to turn off a good deal of effects
https://mega.nz/#!eRQj3Yza!XXAfSpFKprnlmkvM5H5Qs60cwz25zKllmT08AGTfTCA

reminder to turn off weapon skins
>right click on tf2 in steam, then click properties, next set launch option, and finally paste -dxlevel 81
after you run it once, exit the game one more time, go back to properties, and then remove -dxlevel 81. it will remain directx 8 but for whatever reason be much more stable

TF2 faggotry awards
#5 Trolldier who refuses to do anything productive
#4 Any flavor of "friendly" faggotry
#3 Dead ringer shamelessly spammed at the slightest damage
#2 Degreaser + reserve shooter
#1 Building a sentry on watergate

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>>379053678
>not using dead ringer at start of the match and gain an speed boost
casual

>>379053678
1. People who complain about random crits killing them, nigger I can't control them either

>>379054363
not to mention it's their fault they didn't dodge

>>379039131
snub nose mateba

>>379039662
All these guns except the last one look mor fitting with the original artstyle than anything added in the last half decade.

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>>379054518
Not the backpack thing. That looks like something a trendy college student from the mid 2000s would wear.

Agree otherwise.

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>>379036912
>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>still caring about TF2

>>379054426
That isn't what im saying at all, and you know damn well they cannot always dodge a projectile even. A point blank direct hit wouldn't kill a heavy but a crit would so a soldier hiding above on a ledge could instakill a heavy with no chance for retaliation

>>379055197
>and you know damn well they cannot always dodge a projectile even
It's about making yourself more difficult to be hit. If you're at point blank range vs. a Direct Hit Soldier you're doing something VERY wrong.

>>379055132
>2017
>not playing and caring about tf2
What are you, a homo fag?

>>379047560
>neutralise a spy for 10 seconds and make it extremely hard for him to uncloak anywhere near your teammates
>deliver basically half the effect of a kill off a single flame particle

>>379055793
I don't project my insecurities on others

>>379039131
all these items are trash.

People still play this game???

>>379055369
>go through door with ledge above it
>walk up elbow stairs
>turn literally any corner
>stand on the point
>rev up for even a second
>instantly killed
Should have known not to play or i would have been instakilled!

>>379056515
>No u

>>379056840
>Should have known not to play
Should have known not to play a class for shitters*

I just want the old Shortstop and Critaxe back.

Hat kit effects too.

And for them to stop lying about the AoE on the Direct Hit.

>>379056424
That's really not true, you can decloak almost immediately. With how fast you're moving you can get out of flame range very quickly. If the pyro decides to chase you can lead him right into your team, set up a trickstab, or just shoot him. If he doesn't you grab an ammo box and try again.

t. DR abusing spy

>>379057005
Literally every class can die from random crits, maybe you meant to say "not to play casual"? So long as b4nny and every other pubstomper dies to them, and that is what they are designed to do give a random advantage so skill isn't the only decider to victory, it is impossible to say every random crit is avoidable.

>>379057302
>So long as b4nny and every other pubstomper dies to them, and that is what they are designed to do give a random advantage so skill isn't the only decider to victory, it is impossible to say every random crit is avoidable
99.99% of random crits are avoidable.

>>379057370
So you are shitposting. Tell me how you plan to dodge the random crits of hitscan weapons

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>>379057370
>99.99% of random crits are avoidable.

Random crits are perfectly fine in a casual environment. Though perhaps they shouldn't be the same for all class, soldier benefits from them way more than engineer for example.

>>379057671
>>379057719
simple: git gud
>>379059552
crit wrench

>>379057719
nearly every possible attack an enemy can throw at you is avoidable from all circumstances

if more than 1/10000 attacks thrown at you actually make contact you're not good enough at the game to be playing online

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>>379059953
this but minus the hilarious sarcasm. git gud, babbies.

>>379059879
Crit wrench is a desperate self defense that often involves tiptoeing in spy's melee range. Crit rocket is "if the five of you didn't want to die, perhaps you shouldn't have been pushing the cart :)"

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>>379060038
This isn't even well designed bait
inb4: >hurr hurt it's not bait I unironically believe this

>>379039131
>a gatling-type weapon with gas piston autoloading
what the fuck though

>>379060151
refer to >>379060038

>>379057016
Look Mom, I posted it again!

>>379057016
Finally

>>379036912
>paste was removed

Huh ok