>this unused picture What would be the context of this? Did

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>>379024187

>Did they try to make Link a ninja?
>Shiekah costume
>Shiekah weapons
>Shiekah skills

ignoring the fact that he's clearly doing ninja hands, it looks like he's beatboxing and zelda's going "ooohhhhh get em link"

>>379024187
They were probably just testing poses or something to see how dynamic the character models were

>>379024187
It's a recreation from that naruto scene

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>>379024187
>What would be the context of this?
He was about to do the traditional Japanese kancho, where you put your fingers together to shove them up someone else's ass

>>379024187
Did Zelda ever wear that dress in game?

It's really pretty.

Maybe Link can wear it.

>>379025034
Yeah, she wears it in one of the memories.

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>>379024187
>"look at this ninja ass shit link is doing with his hands. He is about to fuck you up"

>>379024187
"zelda back up im gonna fucking jutsu this dude"

"hear THAT? he's gonna fucking JUTSU you! what the FUCK are you gonna do about it?"

>>379025775
I gotta be 100% honest, this Zelda just didn't clicked with me, Skyward Sword was cute and all, TP was, well, TP, Tetra was cool and pirate shit, OoT was loveable, but from this one I just got a daddy issues and bitchy vibe, her design doesn't speak to me, looks like a weird barbie knock off doll, the only instance I liked her was at the very end after the fight, then I really wanted to fuck her brains out, but for the rest of the game, nah

>>379026264
Her voice was like nails on a chalkboard. She's a 17 year old girl and her VA sounds like she's 35. Its inexcusable how NoA always gets garbage VA's. Its not like they don't have the budget to hire good ones.

>>379026438

It's more inexcusable why Zelda has voice acting at all. Miyamoto was right, it should have never had it.

But now that it does have it, its an even bigger insult that we don't get dual audio options. Every Japanese game that has voice acting needs to have a Japanese audio option. There's no excuse in 2017. Hell, there wasn't a good excuse back in 2002 with FFX, since the game only took up 1/3 the disk.

>>379024998
>it's real
how fucked up is this country

>>379026727
it6's pretty fucked up. Multiple times kids have broken their fingers by stabbing them into someone's assbone

>>379026727
westerners haven't done this even a single time?
Asian do this as a prank

>>379026438
Oh I tried the english VA after the update (I had it on Latin American spanish by default) and I feel your pain, it fucking sucks, and she's the only one that sucks at least for me, and she's only the most important speaking character and in general, she sounds star wars british while everyone else is just normal

I kept the Latin American VA since they hired popular voice actors from around here, they have dubbed the most famous movies and tv series and animes here so it's great for us

>>379026864

Westerners aren't allowed to do anything. We can't even talk or look at people these days without setting off some identity politics tantrum.

>>379027019
I mean, it's still sticking your fingers in another person brown eye, in public, in a non sexual way

Why would you even do that

>>379026864
When I was in American public middle school we would find somebody at their locker in between classes and shout 'Rhino!' and knee their ass
Similar concept but we never actually put fingers near there

He was about to teleport behind someone.

>open world Zelda like Botw
>Link was raised and trained by the Shika
>Has ninja powers
>Whole game is about developing your ninja abilities and fighting gannon etc

Fuck, a Zelda game as Ninja-Link would be fucking amazing.

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Honest question here is there a way I can have anal sex with link and not be gay?

Like what if he's wearing the outfit for gerudo town?

>>379026709
> its an even bigger insult that we don't get dual audio options

all copies of zelda have all languages and all subtitles, what more could you need?

>>379027462
Dress Zelda as Link

Problem fixed
Unless you are actually a homosex

Are you a homosex anon ?

>>379027486

Explain. I never found an option to change the voices in the US release of the game.

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>>379027564
dude~ nahhh
nah dude
nohomo dudenah

>>379024628
>>379024628
>it looks like he's beatboxing and zelda's going "ooohhhhh get em link"
No. Not at all.

>>379027836
It was patched in a short while after release

>>379024187

The context is downfall timeline confirmed for BOTW

>>379024998
It's funny that's actually what it looks like. Probably why they removed it from the game.

>>379026727

Had some kid do that to me while teaching English over there. I told the little shit to cut that out.

>>379027997

Apparently after I already finished the game. Really great of them to do that after millions of people had already played it.

>>379027462
Have someone force you at gunpoint to do it
Nobody above the age of 13 will call you a fag for being forced into gay sex.

why is the LatAm dub so good bros? even better than Japanese one and everything

>>379026727
Japan was ruined by christianty

>>379028279
but what if Link get that gun guy

>>379028034
It's CT anon
Why are you such a liar

post game cutscenes where you romance zelda that's cut from the game as DLC

>>379028414

Latin America has professional voice actor guilds like Japan does. They're basically pros at dubbing and have been doing it for anime for 45+ years. And for Hollywood movies for almost a century.

>>379028621
What? Child Timeline makes the least sense out of the three.

>>379028414
Honestly I don't think there's anything wrong with the English voice acting. It's the translation itself that's bad

>>379029426
>Honestly I don't think there's anything wrong with the English voice acting.
Then you're deaf/stupid. Zelda's voice is dogshit. Like literal trash. The localization is decent if a little spotty.

>>379029542

He's right man. Zelda's is probably the only low-point. Beaners hype their VAs up way too much. They make Goku sound like an old hag too and think that means their VAs are hot shit.

>>379029910
>Zelda's is probably the only low-point.
But she's also by far the most important character who also has the most spoken lines. Zelda being shit means the whole thing is basically shit.

When I come back to BotW for the hard mode DLC, I'm switching to JP or FR and never looking back. Leaning towards FR, I speak it pretty well and I sampled their version of BotW on youtube and it was impressive.

>>379024187
that game looks so fucking gay lol

>>379026438
17 year olds don't sound different than 35 year olds.

>>379024187

Probably the team messing around.

>>379030079
https://youtu.be/CLbcqnQr2CM

>>379030224
You have autism my friend.

>>379030224
Teenage girls sound very different from women in their 30s

>>379026727
>Playing Fatal Fame 5
>Read some shit about ancient japanese rituals of burying a shrine maiden in the foundation of an important structure like a bridge or castle for good luck
>Think its some made up shit for the horror game
>look it up, its real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitobashira

Thank goodness I got based English voice actors. Japanese female voice actors don't know what they are doing. They over exaggerate yells and screams, they try to make all their characters sound like wailing children.

>>379029910
>Beaners hype their VAs up way too much. They make Goku sound like an old hag too and think that means their VAs are hot shit.
Way to show that you don't ducking know how Goku sounds in LatAm

>>379030676

I know how he sounds

>AAAAAAAAYYYYYYY, DIOS MIOS! KAMEHAMEHA

>>379030079

>Zelda being shit means the whole thing is basically shit.

That's really reaching

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>>379030809
She has more voiced lines than all the other characters combined.

Let me ask you this: If an apple is almost entirely rotten are you going to make excuses for the few bits that haven't turned soft and brown?

>>379026864
My bro went to a high school in the US that did it. Maybe it was just a WV thing?

>>379030749
It's funny bc there's a scene in the saiyan arc where Piccolo literally says "ay mamá" before receiving an attack
And that's the thing about localization here, it's not filled with memes, just with idioms and phrases you would actually see IRL

>>379031004

Want to fill me in on the epic memes that the English dub for DBZ is filled with?

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>>379031096

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>>379026864
My little group of friends in elementary school used to sneak up behind one another and swipe our right hand down each other's ass cracks while shouting "CREDIT CARD!". We were some stupid motherfuckers.

>>379031295

>Ocean knew about the over 9000 meme before it ever became a thing on the internet

Jesus Christ, this is the power of meme magic

>>379030608
what a stupid opinion.

>>379031096
I would if I had mentioned specifically DBZ' s dub but I mentioned dubs in general.
English dubs are filled with memes, so are their localizations. It's ok anon, but you can't defend it.

>>379030608

>Japanese female voice actors don't know what they are doing.
They're appealing to their demographic. Which is Japanese men who like screaming girls.

And it's still better than English female actors. Where being monotone and gravely is the in thing.

>>379030893

>She has more voiced lines than all the other characters combined.

There's like an hour of cutscenes combined with all characters voiced VS around 45 minutes of cutscenes with Zelda. Including all of the voice work for the dungeons. I find what you say a little unconvincing. I'm sure she does have more lines than anyone, but everyone combined?

>>379031640
>. Where being monotone and gravely is the in thing.
Women showing emotions is sexist, you fucking shitlord.

>>379031667
>I'm sure she does have more lines than anyone, but everyone combined?
Hell yeah. The rest get two little paragraphs of text one for each cutscene they're involved in and a couple lines that run while you complete dungeons. Meanwhile Zelda talks her ass off in every memory as wel as at the start of the game and during every blood moon and during the final boss sequence and end cutscene.

I could try to actually crunch the numbers but even if I'm wrong, I imagine I'm only falling slightly short of my claims.

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>>379031817

Everything is sexist. Might as well take all females out of all TV shows. And only let a male be the lead.

>>379025143
Why is he shivering?

>>379031413

The over 9000 thing was on the internet around the year 2000-2001. Along with the baby in the sun and roflcopters.

>>379032098
It's too cold out and he's underdressed

Welcome to E3 2016 my guy. Have you been living under a rock?

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>>379031616

Alright anon, fill me on on the epic memes. You should be able to find this shit with ease, you seem to be an expert on the subject.

>>379024187

H-HE'S FAST

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>>379032180
I wanted some more creative answers. I knew he's cold.

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>>379032331
>I wanted some more creative answers
A Like Like stole his armor.

There. Happy?

>>379032331
Make your own story up you lazy bum.

>>379032331

When you take off Link's armor in a cold area, he starts to show he's cold. Play the game and see for yourself.

>>379032331
Go look for ERP somewhere else, faggot.

so I'm playing on cemu and have a 'wild' horse with a 'maxed' relationship or whatever and everythime I whistle it marches away from me. is this a cemu glitch or am I missing something?

>>379033348
it's a glitch. it didnt happen when i played it with my switch

>>379024187
Imagine a classic (?) 3D Zelda where the gimmick is Link and Zelda cooperating M&L style or like Portrait of Ruin.

>inb4 Spirit Tracks
I meant one where Zelda has her body and her gimmick isn't ghost shit.

Probably ur mom nibba.

>>379033873
I'd rather not. It'd probably turn out like Wind Waker's Command Melody.

>>379035175
At best it'd be Kingdom Hearts with a switching mechanic.

>>379027309
We did that and called it a corndog.

>>379024187
"Get ready, Ganon. I've mastered Beat-yo-ass-jutsu."

"You're going to get your boudikai blipped up with my rasengun"

>>379026438
Just switch it to Japanese for real. Even if you aren't a weeb it is miles better.

>>379030608
>they try to make all their characters sound like wailing children.
That's just Japanese. Anyone who pretends to like it is just a bad liar, and shameful even by weeb standards.
Good Dub > Bad Dub > Good subbed > Muted > Regular subbed.

>>379036725
Japanese impa is unbearable.
and you will get used to zelda's english voice, for sure

>>379030124
ur mom is gay

>>379024187
Didn't you read Zelda's diary? BotW Link is literally autistic. He probably practices those Naruto poses off-screen

>>379038250

Impa barely talks and Zelda has more lines than anyone else in the game.

Why the fuck would you go with this?

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>>379024187
kage bunshin no jutsu
>ganooooooooooooondooooooooooooorfo

chidori
>linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkuuuuuuuuuuu

>>379039921
>autistic
being glutton and keeping silence are autistic?

>>379026727
I live in Australia and in high school we used to poke each other in the ass with our fingers or sticks all the time. We called it a "Hopoate" (pronounced Hop-O-watee) after the Rugby player Jogn Hopoate who fingered other players in the ass during games. Once again it's America who is the odd one out. You guys do all sorts of weird shit and call it pranks but then think poking someone in the anus isn't normal?

>>379040695
We used to do this at my school too. It's amazing how close to the Japanese kancho it was, same hand formation and everything. We just yelled Hopoate! instead of kancho.

>>379040695
random dude fingers ass
>normal

holy shit are the Australians fucking whack jobs. makes sense though why they like shit up their ass being a prisoner island and all

>>379026727
Yeah, but pulling somebody's pants down so you get a peek at their dick isn't weird at all.

>>379040881
You don't do it because people like fingers in their ass, it's just a good way to startle them as a prank.

>>379040695
You're actually saying that putting your fingers up someone's ass as a prank is normal. Do you realize how stupid you sound?

>>379041163
just use your penis then. that would give a real good jump.

>>379041187
fuck off ya yank cunt. take your repressed homosexuality elsewhere. There is literally nothing wrong with poking someone in the ass with your fingers as a joke. Only poofters like you would think it was sexual.

>>379041456
You want to hit it with a lot of force, hence the hand formation, using both hands and having your fingers together to brace themselves.

>>379041538
well thanks i guess. if i ever go to Australia i will do this a greeting.

Whys do plebs insist Kuji-in has anything to do with fucking ninjas.

>>379024187
>Link, it's time to use "that"

>>379040695
I live in Australia and I've literally never heard of this. You're probably from Melbourne or Sydney.

>>379042756
Melbourne and Sydney have full of gays?

>>379043340
Noted for it.

>>379030465
Pretty sure this isn't exclusive to Japan. Back a good few hundreds of years ago in England, there are stories about people (including children) buried alive into buildings as they're built around them. It was also done to bless the building, in a way.

>>379042756
Yeah I don't know what school these fags go to. I went to school in a rugby state and no one ever did this. The guys into football used to grab each others junk a lot though, but I think that's pretty normal worldwide.

kneeing someone in the ass like some other anon mentioned was pretty common. we called it getting jacked by an elephant.

>>379024998
This is clearly not japan

>>379044683
>The guys into football used to grab each others junk a lot though, but I think that's pretty normal worldwide.

Some other part of the world here. No.

>>379044683
what the fuck dude

>>379045969
rugby players are homo as fuck, man.

>>379026727
Look at the banner in the picture. It's Korea. Not that Japan isn't fucked up.

>>379047360
oh shit
yes we also do that like japan does