Which team will you join, /v/? gregor will be automatically assigned

the slavs, always the slavs.

red team has gamingdad, the only adult on the game.

red team has gamingdad, the only adult on the game.

I'd go with red

>>378990149
Red. Only good teammate on blue is boogerpenis

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>>378990149
Autoselect and carry this garbage team to victory over gregor's corpse.

>>378991229
True, but he's 51 years old, so he's probably shit.

>>378990708
>wanting to play with pale niggers
y tho

>>378990149
BLU. Rip Roarin, pottis, Naruto, Aegis, and xXx4554551/\/xXx all seem like competent players, albiet memey or tryhardy. only Billy Mays seems competent on RED.

>>378991612
hacks

>>378990149
Red team's got retarded nicknames as well as slavs AND BRs
Blue team seems to be full of autists so there's a high chance they're competent
Blue is an obvious choice

>>378990149
Red, I'm about the same skill level of gregor anyways.

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red, and crush the entire blue autist team and bask in glory

>>378990149
Red it's actually the perfect team on every online game ever.

>>378990149

>no Pong Lenis
>no Broseph Stylin

You had one job, anon.

>>378990149
When are they going to play? I don't get this thread

>>378992186
>>378992307
>>378992313
>he will voluntarily play with a 12 year old, a faggot, 2 meme lords, 2 slavs, a mobilefag, and a 51-year old (or maybe memelord in disguise)
You disgust me

>>378990149
But I AM gregor

>>378990149
patrician red players: jose.fernando2005, gamingdad1966, Billy Mays (assuming he has billy mays as his profile picture and roleplays as him), and slavs are at least funny

patrician blu players: rip roarin' boogerpenis, pottis.

the choice is clear

>>378990149
Red. Blue would probably get passive-aggressive the moment they start losing, at least red is honest.

>>378990149
Red, are you even trying m8?

>>378990149
Red

>>378992585
I can carry them all, as long as they try a little I can beat gregor, the only treat, he will be handicapped by autist anyways.

>>378990149
red obviously

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tf2 thread?

>>378990149
Gotta side with Billy Mays, he has fantastic products.

>>378992585
You say that like Blu isn't just as bad for having horsefucker, actual dead weight (Friendly), and like 4 different autists/memelords

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>>378990149
BLU, because the ruskie, the pole and the br all have 200+ ping, which leaves Gregor with a 2 man handicap once you take into account the friendly (who has a chance of not being friendly after getting fragged by Gregor enough times).

Boogerpenis is the only sure bet for a good teammate, the slavs are wildcards and meme man and pootis are guaranteed shitters.

I'd go with RED just to avoid le friendly hoovy :DDDDDDD

>>378990149
What server are we on and what map?

If it's a mlp group server or hightower I go red. Skial or valve I go blue. 2fort I quit.

>>378992115
>>378992658

correct

>>378993236
>If it's a mlp group server I go red

anon, i.....

>>378992585
>He will voluntarily play with autists, weeb who like the gateway anime of the worst kind, bronies, fnaffags and xxx fags
Right back at you, faggot.

Pick red, kill entitled friendlies.

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Guaranteed Pyro: jose, foxyfnaf
Guaranteed Spy: Naruto
Guaranteed booties Demoknight: meme man
Guaranteed Sniper: xXx
Possibly a Medic?: Fluttershy, Vixen
Guaranteed Heavy: Friendly

Not sure about the others.

>>378994560
fluttershy would be a pyro too

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The russian kid turns on his aimbot and slaughters Gregor, match set.

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What class would gregor play as? This is extremely important information.

>>378995705
default soldier

>>378990149
>jose.fernando2005
Clueless spic Pyro with a ping of 400.
>le meme man XD
Average redditor soldier main, will lose to good players in MGE
>Vixen Cock Lover
Furry, will play medic and only heals his boyfriend.
>gamingdad1966
Clueless, but willing to learn. Quickly understands what different classes do and is overly protective of the intelligence or the objective, gives out unnecessary callouts in voice chat. Plays Heavy.
>Billy Mays
Plays Soldier in a Steel Highlander team, better than le meme man and is a total bro.
>Pekka
An insanely good Finnish scout or a sniper, plays in prem for 6 different national teams at the same time. Will blame the russians for everything.
>gopnik babushka
clueless russian, only plays engineer and builds in spawn
>pilka polska
clueless polak, also plays engineer and builds in spawn, next to the russian

>Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
Pubstar Soldier main, goes on /v/ and is an okay dude. Spouts memes every now and then, but not unbearably much.
>Fluttershy
Only plays Medic, and does a terrible job at it.
>pottis
goes to /tf2g/, insanely good pubstar that mostly plays Heavy
>Naruto Uzumaki
clueless f2p spy, will try to sneak past the same spot several times, even if he dies every time he tries
>Aegis
formerly known as AcesGamer, a faggot youtuber who now plays competitive TF2
>POOTIS POW
Friendly sandvich heavy, total waste of space. Will get mad at the opposite team if they kill him.
>xXx
either a cheater or an average player, only plays sniper
>nigthmare foxyfnaf
just installed the game, plays scout, lags all over with 300 ping and 5 fps, can't do shit

blue team it is

>>378995705
Gregor always plays Soldier.

>>378995705
My guess is either
A: Scout with atomizer
B: Gunboats soldier
C: Loch n load + stickies demoman

>>378995451
>implying gregor wouldn't go demoman and dominate the aimbotter around corners

>>378995705
Scout, solly or heavy if there's a medic. Otherwise he goes med and pockets.

If there's no other med and the team is about to lose he might switch to soldier/demo and carry the team to victory.

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Who is Gregor and why is he such a threat and nemesis to me?

>>378996048
Stupid fucking new frogposter

>>378996048
gregor is behind you right now.

>>378996048
>he doesn't know about gregor
hownew.ru

BLU because I enjoy attacking more than defense.

>>378996289
it's payload race

Join blue team, then go back into spectate and watch Gregor kill them relentlessly.

>>378996102
>>378996217
ok

>>378996349
What an awful game mode, I wouldn't even join the server

>>378995705
Stock soldier with no cosmetics

>>378992658
but Jose is only 12 years old and also too retarded to change his steam name from his email address

>>378990149

Red
>normies
>memesters
>russians

Blue
>furries
>weebs

It's a pretty easy choice.

Red team is stacked. The choice is too easy.

Red. I haven't got a chance to play much with Pekka these days since he's busy with his work and girlfriend.

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>>378990149
Red
Пoшёл нaхyй

>Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
this is too real

I have a guy on my friends list with like 10k hours in TF2 and his steam name is always something with this sort of cadence and humor level

I don't think we've ever spoken

>>378992624
How are you doing le meme man XD?

BLU

its not even close

If it's payload, or attack/defense I choose RED. I can only carry a team of dead weights as an engineer.

>>378990149
Red
Spawn camp the horsefucker and friendly autist until they rage quit.

Hit me up with le meme man xd

WHERE CAN I FUCKING WATCH THE GAME?

>>378990149
>jose
Stock Pyro, only capable of w+m1
>foxyfnaf
Airblast spamming degreaser Pyro, has the flare combo down pat but is completely retarded at reflecting rockets.
>Fluttershy
Quick fix Medic, has no idea how to use the megaheal offensively so it's only used to save himself, often after his patient is already dead.
>Vixen Cock Lover
Medigun Medic, only ever heals his buttbuddy so his uber charges as slowly as possible. Completely unable to defend himself when it comes down to it.
>xXx
Machina Sniper with the Anger, only goes for fully charged bodyshots but is irritatingly accurate.
>POOTIS POW
Sandvich Heavy, but if he gets dominated he whips out the brass beast and autistically focuses on getting a revenge kill to the exclusion of everything else, once he (finally) gets it he goes back to being friendly until dominated again.
>le meme man XD
Uses bootlegger targe eyelander and autistically refuses to switch regardless of situation. Unironically charges multiple level 3 sentries and revved heavies thinking he'll be able to get a kill and never does. Unstoppable on medieval mode though, giving even Gregor cause to worry.
>pottis
Tomislav/chocolate/eviction notice heavy, surprisingly competent.
>cyka blyat
Stock engi, builds on last, doesn't even know the teleporter is a thing.
>Naruto Uzumaki
Kunai Spy with dead ringer. Never uses the revolver despite having bought a pro killstreak kit for it.
>gamingdad1966
Stock Heavy, doesn't really understand the falloff mechanic and solder's rocket launcher having 4 shots bothers him.
>pilka polska
FaN scout, totally unable to actually finish anyone off with it despite getting a perfect first shot every time.
>Billy Mays
Phlog/scorch Pyro. Not much else to say.
>Aegis
Flexible pubstomper, can play most classes at least decently.
>Pekka
Pubstomper Scout
>Boogerpenis
Normally a pubstomper Black Box/Conch Soldier, is a great teammate and is willing to change it up as needs be.