>That guy who uses survival skills he learned from video

>that guy who just combined 2 wood and 1 rock into a mining pick

>>378966483
Name one (1) game, that can teach you how to survive in the wild. I'll wait.

>when a video game gives you more survival skills that make you stablish a civilization more advanced than you know who from you know where.

w e w

I'm no /out/ist but that campfire looks really unsafe.

>>378967115
MGS 3

>>378967115
Kingdom hearts teached my how to make a raft and what kind of food to pack and where to find it and I did it and I fled from my fucking step dad's house in LA back to England that way if you don't believe me I will give you pictures tonight cuz right now I'm not on the good computer

>>378967235
It is, should be digging a hole for the fire instead of burning sticks above ground like an amateur.

>>378967308
>Going around the world in a raft
Sure anon

>That guy who got stuck on the stairs to the pool and then suddenly flew out of the universe

>>378967235
yeah perhaps you'd better shut your whore mouth
no offense btw

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>He uses what he learned from zombie games to survive the real deal

>>378967408
Excuse me, are you me?
Right, didn't think so so shut up

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>go innawoods with friend
>like always skinwalkers dont leave us alone
>dude randomly starts talking in ukranian and other slavic languages and starts chasing the fuckers deep in the woods
>look into his backpack
>some spare ammo and the rest is rusty bolts
>no food, just rusty bolts and ammo
>hear muffeled kurbas and pizdjac deep in the woods

>>378967329
>dig a hole
>start a root fire
>entire forest burns down
good job idiot

>>378967329
>>378967638
Sticks or some sort of perimeter barrier made of stones or big WET logs.

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are these good zombie survival rules

>>378967594
Not that Anon, but it's a difficult story to believe.
However, if true, would make a great premise for a story. Like something Murakami would write

>>378967638
>root fire
>implying wet roots can catch on fire when surrounded by dirt

calm down m8, it's not like he's using jet fuel to start a fire. That shit can melt anything

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>>378967308
>travelled the atlantic on a raft

WILLLLSSOOOOOONNNN

>>378967548

>zombie kids

How many moralfags would fall to these y'think?

>>378967235
It's fine but you need to keep an eye on it.

>>378968574
It's not the normalfags that would fall for zombie kids.

>>378967721
The wet logs would dry out, root fires are a real thing

>>378968249
Huh? I thought jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>378968928
Not quickly enough to become a threat. You need a wall or pit to contain stay embers and wet logs work fine. You just have to swap them out every couple days if you don't have a body of water to soak them in.

>>378967623
Cheeky breeky

>>378967308
Hearty kek

>>378968574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJrihxgHETc

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>>378967308
>Kingdom hearts

>>378968484
Did he mean L.A. or LA?