>dude im gonna watch giant bomb talking over e3 its gonna

They used to be funny, have good bants, and it was interesting to hear Jeff's recollections of past E3s. But now the well of Jeff's stories have run dry, they are all pessimistic, and yeah, there is no point watching it.

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Watching E3 with no filters is boring as fuck. I always watch my E3s with the Giant Bomb stream AND I shitpost on /v/ at the same time too. That's how you enjoy an E3.

/v/ has been watching giant bomb be epic since 2008
deal with it faggot

For the same reason you browse /v/ while the conferences happen
>I don't do that
Then you're a faggot

>>378961525
>Waching a bunch of cucked, limp wrist "journalists" whoop, cheer and celebrate over a week's worth of corporate advertising.
>When you could watch a bunch of mature people tear it apart by pointing out all the retardation and turning the cringe into comedy.

>>378961687
You're really bad at this whole falseflagging thing, dude.

>>378961771
>watching anyone talk about anything
>not just watching the raw thing without some retards commentating it
fuck off

with that attitude you might as well just read the headlines on Kotaku after the conferences

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>>378961525
Don't like something?
Then don't watch it.
That'll be $500 dollars.

>Why listen to a bunch of manchildren drone over it?
What's the difference between doing this and posting with a bunch of manchildren about it? Why do you care what we do?

>>378961923
There is no difference and you should be doing BOTH at the same time. That's the best way to live E3.

>you can't like giant bomb! YOU'RE JUST A FALSE FLAGGER

delusional

>Watching Giant Bomb when you could be watching Easy Allies instead
*Jumps on top of my chair*
*Scream really loudly*
*Start clucking around like a chicken*
OOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD YOU GUISE!!!!!

>>378962216
ez allies are still better than some half dead diabetics that are struggling to stay awake during E3

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>>378961992
let me show you boys how a real man eats a chocolate sandwich cookie

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>>378962216
Dude, totally!

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>>378962297
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODD I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off.

>>378962463

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uscSezW1Ghs

>>378962297
People over a certain age just can't handle the "YouTube voice."
Listening to those phonies for more than 10 seconds makes me want to put a gun in my mouth.

>>378962563
I agree. Giant bomb are a bunch of phony faggots.

>>378962524
Thank god Austin is gone. Alex is still there, though. Let's hope he gets triggered like a little bitch this year too.

>>378962616
Hilarious trolling, my friend! ;)

>>378961525
It's kind of like MST3K

>>378962297
>>378962616
>they arent excited enough for the epic remake of final fantasy 7, they must be hiding their boners to get cool cred
>fucking phonies man

>>378962652
and watch all the other giant faggots take the "cuck position" and yield to Alex's bitchfit.

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Been following the Gerst and Giant Bomb for years.

Why would i stop now?

>>378962797
Silently watching someone else boiling and bawling their eyes out isn't what I'd call the cuck position, but to each their own.

Im going to watch it with my favorite streamer and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>378961841
some people are unable to form opinions so they need to watch other people with opinions so they know whats going on

>>378962958
Yeah, and all of us are unable to form opinions, so we decide read E3 threads on /v/ to find out what we should think

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>There are people who don't watch E3 with their friends
You do HAVE friends right?

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>>378962869
I can think of one reason

>>378961525
Is there a raw feed with no commentary? I usually just go to IGN because it's easy and high quality, but they usually have little segments in between conferences which is easy enough to ignore but whatever.

>>378963104
>not forcefully injecting your opinion into the /v/ hivemind
Good thing sheep like you exist so alphas like me can use this board as our playground

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>>378963256
I can think of two

>>378961525
it feels like the person is watching it with friends

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>>378963256
>>378963347
Make that three

>>378963287
Seriously?
Use the corporation's twitch.

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>>378963203
I have friends but none who would watch E3 along with me
You guys are all I have

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>>378963203
But /v/ are my friends

>>378961992
>>378961767

Reading and writing is something, but why add noise to sound? doesn't make sense to me.

>>378963403
Realistically we can list everyone other than Jeff Balaclava at this point
Jeff is too jaded, Brad is THE whiniest person on staff, Vinny is full cuck leftist, and I almost forgot Jason existed

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>>378963542
Reading text is just as distracting as listening to two different lines of audio
My brain can easily multi-task between the three because I'm to intelligent.

>>378961525

>giantbomb don't like videogames plus they have niggers and sjws
>twitch stream will have of retarded e-celeb twitch streamers
>geoff is cool but it's gonna be a little bit too shilly
>EZA is the easy choice
>

>>378963683
>because I'm to intelligent.
ummm

>>378963636
Jeff, Brad and Vinny are good, as far as I'm concerned
I also forgot Jason existed and have no opinion on him

>>378963689
>Bitching about someone being too shilly
>Watching EZA
HOOOOOOLYYYYYYYY F!

>>378961525
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>378963542
>giving a single fuck about any words said by presenters during E3
Well I would be excited for <game> but didn't hear anyone say it's revolutionizing the genre like they said about <other game> last year

>>378963849
Never ever, stupid cuck
Vidya E-celebs have been, are and always will be /v/idya culture
Deal with it

>>378963849
>>378963915
Samefag.

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>>378963745
it's a meme you dip

>>378963818

you confuse being excited for games with being a shill

>like giant bomb
>discover easy allies
>realize GB are bland and boring most of the time
>almost completely switch over to EZA
>only thing I watch now is the GB podcasts
>only one I listen too because i like it is beastcast
>only listen to bombcast because its gaming related background noise

I look forward to watching EZA reactions to E3 after they've aired. No matter how much I like someone I'm not gonna watch a fucking stream of them streaming the stream on my first time viewing it.

Remember the old GameTrailers E3 Coverage? That was by far the best.

i can't really watch E3 Presentations anymore because the hosts are always awful.
The only i could watch last year was sony's because they just showcased their games non stop with minimal pauses.
The PC gaming show was especially awful with the shit host they had, i'd rather hear Carmack technical jargon for 2 hours, put him as a host.

>>378963980
>>378962563

are austin or patrick gonna be at their stream? won't watch it then

>>378964058

i agree i'm already dreading having to watch the EA and ubisoft conferences and them trying to shill shit like need for speed for 2 hours

Giant Bomb have literally the worst taste out of any vidya website, why the fuck do you faggots obsess over them so much?

>>378964142
I imagine they'll be on one of those Post E3 interviews, but not during the actual stream itself, no.
Alex will unfortunately be there, though.

>>378964154
They're funny and they aren't overly excited geeks
They hate everything just like me

>>378962524
lmao dat youtube channel

I can't do it props to you, I can't listen to these conferences raw

also eza is shit

best commentary was the best gamers

>>378962563
I think thats just autism mate, EZA dont sound like typical youtubers at all. But if you need to tell yourself that to justify hating them go for it.

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>Watching the raw feeds
>Listening to boring developers be terrible awkward obnoxious shills for their shit

>>378963849
Never. Chingchongmoot is a fucking streamer himself. He was shilling his youtube channel just yesterday.

>>378964475
HOLY F I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS DUDE. REMEMBER: LOVE AND RESPECT, MY FRIENDS. HOOOOOLYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

Literally who streaming sites with 15-20 people from here are best

>>378961525
Because they like seeing people and their thoughts on the content being shown. How underage are you to not understand this, retard?

>>378961525
>/v/ can't enjoy E3 without having their opinions given to them by a bunch of cynical blobs sitting in front of a webcam acting "above it all"

>>378961525
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK these SJWs!

>>378961771
>a week's worth of corporate advertising.

Why watch anything to do with at all then retard.

This is the worst "I am very smart" shit I have ever seen

Isn't Jeff a mad hillaryshill?

>>378964884
No

>>378964884
Nope
Alex strikes me as the kind of dude that would be, though

>>378961525
>dude im gonna watch /v/ shit over games its gonna be so epic
Why the fuck are there people that do this? Why not just play the games? Why listen to a bunch of manchildren drone over it?

>>378964475
Dude, I've attempted to listen to their podcast a couple times and peaced out minutes in.
I'm not even saying there's something inherently wrong with them, but I personally can't handle that phony vibe they give off.
So, yes it is autism, and yes, they do sound EXACTLY like every other youtuber.

>>378964579
Everything you mentioned is just standard talk for people 30 and under who are slightly 'nerdy'. Get with the times oldcuck. Love and respect is mentioned in passing like once every 2 hour podcast also.

I actually watch a raw feed of each press conference and then I watch them again in each game site I follow later in the day / week to see their reactions, so I end up watching each conference 4 or 5 times

I'm n-not alone in doing this, r-right?

>>378963973
but i hate memes!

>>378964952
alex is a fan of the podcast chapo trap house and is probably in line with their anti-hillary pro-sanders stance although i don't doubt that he voted for hillary

>>378965054
What the hell is wrong with you

Pretty sure Damiani is a massive SJW.

>>378965054
I don't go that far, but I do watch the conference with Giant Bomb and then sometimes I go re-watch other dudes reactions for specific shit which I myself thought was awesome.
Re-watching whole conferences is crazy, though

>>378961525
literally all these guys do anymore is bitch about how e3 is dead

they literally don't get that nobody in the general gaming public who listens to them cares about the fact that it's no longer a gaming journo event anymore. all we give a shit about is the actual stage presentations, which are the only things we've ever been allowed access to from e3.

no shit the game journalist circle jerk event is dead when it's been a positive step to change e3 into just a fucking week long fiesta for video game enthusiasts.

>>378965026
>phony vibe
They give off one of the most genuine vibes for any e-celebs to me, because they dont try overly hard to be cynical fucks and show their true feelings about games. They're all passionate as fuck about games and they show it.

They just sound like eccentric young people passionate about their hobby to me. But I can empathize because I am too.

>>378965475
I don't care.
You seem so desperate to defend them that it makes me doubt you, though.

>>378965054
me too brah

sometimes I'll skip parts that no commentary can save

>>378965274

I just really like E3, man

>>378965350
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>378965475
I don't try hard to be overly cynical, I just am because that's a part of me. I've been playing video games for decades, this isn't my first rodeo. I empathize with Giant Bomb because I think they feel genuinely like I do.

>>378965475
>If you aren't screaming of joy at something and spazzing out, you aren't enjoying it
How old are you? 20 at most, right?

>not watching E3 with your fellow gamers in a theater and clapping at the epic reveals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ozVm5QJdc

>>378965783
>Clapping at a screen

>>378965054
Nah, I usually watch the Microsoft one live, and then watch the Sony one after I get off work that night, the whole time avoiding /v/ and news sites. Then, I'll usually come to /v/, and catch discussion about how all the press conferences were the fucking worst thing ever, and how all the announcements sucked.

>>378965583
I defended them because I like them, like how you insulted them because you dislike them.

>>378965770
22. You've clearly only watched the cherrypicked videos people have posted here. They have 5 hours worth of podcasts a week where they calmly discuss games.

>>378965054
You're not alone, anon. I only do it to the major press conferences (Sony, Microsoft), though.

People don't have friends so they watch live commentary to act like they're watching with other people

>>378966034
Yeah, but one of the perks of being on the side of cynicism is that I get to just roll my eyes at your nonsense.
Look, you obviously like YouTubers. They don't bother you.
I don't. I can't see anything else to discuss here.

>>378962652
I hate that Alex is the one in charge of booking guests for their night shows

why are EZAfags always trying to start shit
I just want to watch this corpse rot in peace

>>378967203
yeah I can't wait to hear from the HR staff of various game developers

>>378961790
Man what a fucking retard

>>378967203
I wonder why Jeff doesn't do it, when he's the one that has to talk to them.
I think it's impressive that he's still has any interviewing skills, considering that he hasn't done it regularly since Gamespot.
>>378967497
>I just want to watch this corpse rot in peace
E3? The game industry? Either way, accurate.

>>378966216
I'll never understand why people with no friends try so hard to simulate that they have friends. I have friends who watch E3 and I would absolutely hate to watch it with them because then I wouldn't hear anything over their godamn voices.

I watch E3 in solemn silence with some snacks and soda and fuck who ever tried to disrupt my peace.

>>378967729
Everything

>>378967920
>I have friends
No you don't.

>>378964884
He is, but he rarely gets into politics on-air. It sometimes slips out a bit though. They've had the odd rant about DRUMPF since the election.

>>378961771
When was the last time you watched Giantbomb?

They are cynical old farts who don't even have the energy to hate things anymore
>sony announces a free blowjob machine made of gold
>yawn so where is the pizta we ordered yawn I am so sleepy

>>378962216
Is there an Easy Allies stream where I can only listen to Bosman?

>>378968040
Yeah yes I do. I even have a girlfriend.

I just don't like spending a lot of time with them.

>>378961525
>watching 10 hours of straight up commercials
>for that pure E3 experience, as the artists intended
wow laddie

>>378969652
You watch it for the "Wow I bet /v/ is gonna be so angry at this, better update the sticky" moments

>>378961525
I prefer eza instead of gramps

>>378964095
see
my dick in your cynical ass.

>>378963203
None of my friends are as autistic as me, so they don't actually care for video games.

why do people care about giant bomb in 2017? is it just stockholm syndrome?

>>378963980
this
also starting to wanting to drop both
fuck ben and notgamergurl

>>378963758
>>378963636
I also forgot Jason was a thing that lives on this earth. He's so fucking boring I check out every time he opens his mouth on the podcast.

>>378973968
and watshisface who also hates everything notjeff

I watch e3 in stream with chat. That is the best way watching it with other people talking over is dumb tho.