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You know what I've come to realize after a life time of

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You know what I've come to realize after a life time of playing video games?
Final bosses are fucking dog shit. In just about every game I can possibly think of, maybe even all of them actually, final bosses are easily the worst part of the entire game. Never fucking fails to be the case.

Final bosses are nothing but a shit show in which all devs universally shit the bed and throw logical, good game design out the window in favor of annoying shit.

>Let's give this boss 3 forms!
>Oh I know, let's make one form be the most tediously slow and boring shit ever (but it's not threatening in the slightest)
>Oh let's make the last form be utter bullshit which can kill you in seconds, so if you do die you have to go through another 5 minute long battle just to get to the point in which it's actually threatening as fuck again!
>Oh let's give our boss healing, everybody loves healing!
>While we're at it, let's give it multiple segments too which regenerate after a small amount of time has passed!
>Oh let's have him summon a bunch of regular enemies non stop too!
>Oh let's give it some other stupidly retarded gimmick

Fuck final bosses.
Fuck all of you too.
Yes, I am mad as fuck.
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Jesus i've never seen so much salt over being shit at final bosses.

What boss triggered you, fag?
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>>378956925
All of them.
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>>378956925
For a minute there I thought he was complaining about Metal Gear Rising because it checks off about 75% of those boxes.

>>378957052
But seriously OP, show us the bosses that hurt you.
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What about DMC3?
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>>378957052
Name 10 final bosses where this happens
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I liked MGR's final boss. Also MGS3/4's
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>>378955075
What games did you play, man?
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>>378957249

>>378957052
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>>378957304
Oh, ok
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>>378957137
>But seriously OP, show us the bosses that hurt you.
I can't, because there doesn't exist any videos of said boss being killed because nobody has any chance at beating said game besides me.

I've killed the boss anyway. The issue is, I need to pull it off again now that I meet the criteria to 100% the game and he's being an absolute piece of fucking shit.

Not even gonna name the game, you fags will not have heard of it anyway and you'd never have a chance at completing it since you find shit like DS hard when it's fucking baby tier.
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>>378957502
Edgy
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>>378957502
Edgy
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>>378957502
keep crying then bitch
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>>378957153
Not OP but Vergil 3 has a shit last phase

>Dodge/guard his desperation uncancellable DT'd combos
>Out damage his heal while he's back in normal form (usually consist of 50 divekicks or 2/3 just parry on DMD)
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STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
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>>378957667
>>378957697

It's the truth though. I'm the king of games.
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seriously

final bosses are way too video gamey
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>>378957797
Who are you? Fucking yugi moto?
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What about him?
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I really enjoyed the last boss of Bayonetta
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>>378958037
clearly not. he didn't even get a 5
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And what about the zero games then? They have top notch final bosses
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Cry harder OP, when they're done right final bosses can be extremely memorable. I don't know what boss beat your ass, but seems like it was one hell of a beating.
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>>378958143
That's actually my least favorite boss in Bayonetta. Platforming gimmicks and annoying as fuck camera angles. The ending was great, of course.
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>>378958575
>when they're done right final bosses can be extremely memorable.
They're not though, and they're never done right.
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>>378958635
Not as bad as the water boss
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>>378958143
It's actually the best final boss I think I've ever played. The best final level too overall too. Not necessarily gameplay-wise, but because riding a motorcycle into space and punching a god into the sun just can't be topped.
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>>378958679
What would make a good final boss then in your opinion? It being easy?
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>>378958683
I liked the water boss more than the plant one.
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>>378958679
That's what you think, and it's wrong. Oh so wrong.
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>>378955075
To me it just sounds like you either play shit games or you play shit at games.
What games do you play, OP?
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>>378955075
Ace combat 4, 5 and Zero say you're wrong
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>>378958753
It being the same as any other boss fight.

>>378958845
I'm right though.

>>378958898
Many games and I'm great at them all. The final bosses are just awful.
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>>378955075
I liked MGQ one
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MGS4 final boss is GOAT
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>>378955075

Gitgud OP. Just git gud.
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>>378958985
Specify please.
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>final boss is a bullet sponge instead of being genuinely difficult

Hate this meme
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>>378959095
Considering I said every final boss there's no need to specify.
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>>378958985
Then it wouldnt be the last overwhelming, outstanding challenge but just another fight. Not a strong way to finish the game.
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I get what you're saying and agree with a lot of games, but have you played Dark Souls 3?
Sure, it has 2 forms and can kill you quick, but so does pretty much EVERY other boss in the game so that isn't exclusive to it.
It is based on weapon sets you youself can use and it's a really satisfying duel for the final fight which is exactly what it should be.
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>>378957502

Or maybe you're just afraid someone else will beat it faster and easier than you did if you dared post the name.

Not saying I'd be the one though, I'm usually pretty casual, but there can often be some hardcore players lurking around these boards.

And seriously, why not give /v/ a challenge? You said there aren't any videos of that boss being killed. I'm sure that's enough to trigger someone's curiosity, unless it's actually a well known game you're just blurbing about.
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>>378955075
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8!
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>>378957502
>you will never be this edgy
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>>378957502
runescape
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>>378957137
>because it checks off about 75% of those boxes.
Literally the only one that checks off is the healing part, which isn't bad, it's not like it's a full heal like a SMT boss.
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What would you like instead of a final boss, OP?
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>>378955075
I guess I kind of agree in regards to most JRPG bosses. They're usually always easy as shit, but just take a bit because of all the forms they have.
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>>378958693
Wonderful 101 goes crazier than that, then again it is done by the same director.
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>>378957502
Are you talking about Let It Die?
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>>378959239
I'd rather have that than some 10 minute long battle with any of the other things I mentioned in my OP.

>>378959280
But there is nobody on this board that can beat it. It's not even up for debate. I got somebody to stream it at one point after he pirated it and he got crucified.

I'm literally the only person that has 100%'d said game.

I've 100%'d a plethora of games that you shitters could only dream of beating as well and this game in question is harder than all of them.
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>>378957502
stop being an edgy cunt
>>378957728
you can actually clash with him if you're in DT yourself, but the timing is tight
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>>378959170
>every final boss is the same
No.
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>>378959537
Name it and the other super hard games you've 100%'d or are you afraid of being laughed at
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>>378959537
you sound autistic my man
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>>378959537
But you just said you haven't 100%'d the game because you can't beat the final boss.
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>>378959663
well he is on /v/.
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>>378955075
You sound as though your "Final boss" experience is limited exclusively to JRPGs.
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>>378959646
Weakest attempt I've ever seen tbqhwy.

>>378959692
I've beat him once, it's only a matter of time before I repeat that.
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>>378959746
Do western games even have final bosses now?
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>>378959537

Well, at least give us the kind of genre the game falls into. I can't even tell whether it's a jRPG/sRPG/RPG, a platformer/action game or one of them impossibru shoot 'em up games way from Japan you're talking about.
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>boss on last leg of HP
>gains a party-wide multi-hit 1HKO attack even if you defend
YOU
LIKE
HOW
I
DANCE?
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>>378957502
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>>378959809
Sure it is, but it'll be down to luck and not skill.
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>>378959835
shmups have no checkpoints so you can throw that one out
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>>378959646
>>378959692
>>378959835
Spongebob SquarePants final boss
Jak II final boss
Mario 64 final boss
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I cant really agree with that statement, in most cases, bosses make the game better.
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>>378959835
It's harder than the Ys games on their respective hardest difficulties and ranks right up there with the hardest shmups (it's not a shmup though)

It's an action platformer. I've played just about all of them from that genre and this is leagues above them in terms of difficulty.
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>>378959846
the 3d models look so shit compared to the sprites, I wish they would go back like SMT did
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I think that most of the time bosses make the game better, maybe you just need to not suck at doing them.
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>>378960035
That doesnt sound very hard at all. Some kinda shitty doujin no one plays?
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He mad.
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Here you go OP, you gargantuan faggot.


1 form.
Not slow or tedious.
He's threatening all the way through.
He doesn't heal.
Doesn't regenerate.
Doesn't summon enemies, it's just you and him.
Fight has no gimmicks.
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>>378960132
>harder than a shmup
>hurr it doesn't sound hard

you've even more retarded than him

>>378960035
Wings of Vi?
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Ugh... final bosses are just so... video gamey...
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>>378955075
>>378960181
I'm pretty sure Sephiroth was the same all throughout as well, wasn't he?
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>>378960404
Considering his other point of comparison was Ys I dont think he's talking about a DOJ 2-all but prob some babyshit 1 all or touhou clears
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>>378960132
m8 there's no need to be coy, I can say with a great degree of certainty that you've never played anything even half as hard as it, and that's even without knowing which games you play.

>>378960404
No, I've 100%'d WoV as well and it's piss easy in comparison.
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>>378960451
>final boss
great reading comprehension retarded Autism Hearts fag
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>>378960571
Cut the Rope?
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>>378960181
1 form.
Not slow or tedious.
He's threatening all the way through.
He doesn't heal.
Doesn't regenerate.
Doesn't summon enemies, it's just you and him.
Fight has no gimmicks.
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>>378960451
Yea, but he had an obnoxiously long health bar to compensate for the lack of actual challenge. A better boss in KH would be Terra, though he isn't that hard either
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>>378960763
>he doesn't heal or regenerate
wrong
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>>378960683
Nope, never heard of that.
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Is this some kind of marketing, what is your motive OP.
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Is this the daily icycalm thread?
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>>378960956
>Never beaten cut the rope
Yeah OP, you're amazing.
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>>378961025
To rant. Pretty simple, really.

I fucking hate final bosses, I just came to the realization that they're all shit and now I'm educating you fuck nuggets so that you can be enlightened just like me.
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>>378955075
I've been saying this for weeks now. There is only symbolic meaning behind them. By the time you reach them, the game has been consumed by you. Jumping through one stupid, often poorly-designed final hurdle for no good reason is just virtue signaling attention whoring mental masturbation.
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>>378961249
You should really rethink your life choices.
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>>378961249
Name the fucking game cunt just do it
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>>378960451
Sephiroth does have two forms though and while the music is really cool, Bizarro Sephiroth isn't very threatening at all.
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Nanomachines, son
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>>378961304
This guy knows what is up. My thoughts exactly.
At least one of you fuckers has the right mindset along with me.

>>378961345
Not gonna happen.
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>>378961249
If you were a mollusk you'd be icyclam
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>>378961469
Pussy.
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>>378961515
It's not icycalm, sounds a bit like that maze 2hufag shitposter.
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dude i'm so confident that i'm the very best video game player in the whole world and no one but me stands a chance at beating this super duper ultra hard game that i refuse to tell anyone what the game is for fear that someone other than me will beat it as soon as i'm not the only person in the world playing it
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>>378955075
I can't imagine what it's like having such shit taste.
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>>378961590
Still not gonna tell you.
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>>378955075
>boss has long tedious invincibility phases that only serve to artificially prolong the fight while posing no real threat
>boss ignores staple gameplay mechanics like stuns, status ailments, backstabs, etc.
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>>378961768
Literally why, is this just hipsterism I dont get it
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I can't tell if OP is literally actually autistic or just baiting hard and well.
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>>378961704
>>378961806
I'll spoil it. It's some shitty indie game on steam that OP made that starts with an M. I can't remember the name. He shills it all the time like a big gay fag going on and on about how """hard"" it is
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>>378961772
>boss has long tedious invincibility phases that only serve to artificially prolong the fight while posing no real threat
The boss I'm talking about actually has something very similar. His first phase is a slog. Boring and tedious with no threating moves. It can take a while or it can be relatively quick. All depends on RNG.

His second phase is something that I'd describe as Dark Fact-esque.

>>378961806
It's my special snowflake game.
I'll tell you if you prove to me that you're not a shitter.
First of all, do you play shmups?
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>>378962141
>First of all, do you play shmups?
>Mentions earlier that it is not a shmup

So it's a action platformer game with impossibru bullet dodging?
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>>378962583
See>>378961902
Just ignore him. He's attention seeking. He just wants to be validated.
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>>378962141
Yup, working on a Ketsui omote clear right now
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>>378962141
>shmups
Oh boy, i sure hope you mean a real SHMUP and not bullet hell garbage, because if you do you can take your literally who turd and claim to be the king master of the shit hill, nobody's going to contest you the first place of that.
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>>378959823
Generally speaking, no.
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>>378961590
It's fucking Metroid Prime 2, there, happy now?

This boss is the very definition of annoying bullshit in games and not a single one of you has ever beaten it before. I will be the first one to 100% this game and ascend to the leagues of GODS
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>>378962583
Actually no. The boss in question fires bullets but they're more akin to oldschool shmups which have faster bullets but not too many of them on screen. Only this guy is actually hard unlike oldschool shmups.

>>378962775
>Shitter who can't handle bullet hells chimes in
k e k

m8 I was your "old school" shmups when i was 5. Literally.

>>378962752
>Caveshit
zzzz, I got my 2-all in ketsui before I cleared fucking lunatic in touhou.

I don't think you guys have what it takes to play this game actually. You'll probably get merked at the start and then cry that it's too difficult. It'd be a waste of time me telling you I think.
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>>378963457
Which 2 all?
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>>378955075
You only think that because you're close to finishing the game so you're anticipation is off the charts, you can apply all of what you said to a mid game boss and you won't feel the same way you'd just think wow that was a tough fight time to play some more. Or you cry like a lil bitch.
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This OP really sounds like a perma-virgin.
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RESURRECTION
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>>378963457
>duhhduhh uuuuuuuhhh
You play bullet hells.
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>>378963715
AHAHAHAHA, how can virgin be used as an insult? Only an ignorant moron would use virgin as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance.) Virginity is a gift in my case, as I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius, thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my brains getting at least 95% on all my tests, and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes, because I'm just to smart for school. I can't wait for everyone else to learn something that I already knew within the first day or two of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd', which isn't true. So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted. One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism, but I am antisocial, so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc. The most satisfying to know is that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving of, which brings me great satisfaction. I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
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>>378963502
Ura of course. What the fuck do you take me for, a casual?

Tell you what lads, if any of you can replicate this shitty little Ichirin perfect pacifist I pulled off, I'll consider you worthy to try your hand at the game.

https://my.mixtape.moe/ubanfz.mp4

If you can't even handle this much then you need not apply.
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>>378964000
Post your ura replay
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Found it. The game is called Marrow. It's """""""""hard"""""""""" in the same way IWBTG is hard. Don't fall for the retarded OP.
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>>378963913
>how can virgin be used as an insult?

You tell us, since it looks like you took a great deal of offense judging by the essay you just wrote.
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>>378964259
So he's just an autist shilling his shit game?
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We need to speak kid
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>>378964792
Yeah. He always drags it out like a retard because he's autistic and genuinely thinks it's the hardest game ever. He's probably rubbing one out right now.
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>>378964259
What a fag lord.
Stream when? I want to see another /v/ goer get absolutely crucified in the early game like that one guy who I got to stream in the last thread who said he could handle it.

>>378964081
No. Replicate my pacifist and then we'll talk.

>>378964792
>Don't post the name
>Shilling

You're not very bright are you.
Also it's not my game.

>>378964873
>He's probably rubbing one out right now.
You got me.
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>>378958537
Please, Omega was a bitch.
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>>378964986
You're shilling your game.
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>>378964986
I dont play 2hu sorry. Ura's a pretty decent achievement though and not something you see often in the west and Ive never heard of you so those claims are suspect
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why are you trying to pass off your blind rage as if it was the fault of the games you were playing
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>>378964986
Woah dude check out my epic Mario level I made. It's sooooo hard XD. I bet nobody can beat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA1vEIL4uGI.
That's Marrow.
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>>378960181
Orphan of Kos was better
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>>378963913
saving this pasta
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>/v/ hates boss fights now
Holy shit we really need to so something about this Reddit infestation
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Here's OPs amazing game in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Hh993EaoAt=0m31s
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>>378965149
>Never heard of me
Nigga, I am the best in the west. I've got world records in Touhou and a few other shmups, albeit less known ones.

>>378965349
It would be Marrow if it had excellent atmosphere, gameplay and music. The big 3. Marrow is the full package, the difficulty not being baby tier is only a bonus.

>Mfw shitters will never ever get to experience the game because they get hard walled at the start
Truly a casual filter in every sense of the word.
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>>378965663
I get hard walled by the trailer and the game costing money actually
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>>378965663
I follow cave, psikyo and raizing players fairly well and have never heard of you. Clearing ura while youre still struggling with 2hu sounds absurd not gonna buy that one without a replay
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>>378965576
Step 1: purge all touhou faggots.
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>OP
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>best boss
>doesnt regenerate
>1v1
>best OST
>no gimmicks
>GOAT
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>>378965743
Then pirate it sweetie.

>>378965812
How does having a world record and perfect pacifying bosses in their entirety equate to struggling, my retarded friend.

The fact that you think so highly of an Ura clearly speaks volumes of your skill level you filthy casual.

>>378965932
>Objectively the best player in the world at every genre of game I play
>Expecting me to not gloat about it
>Expecting me to not be happy as fuck when I finally find a game that is just difficult enough to provide a challenge to a god like myself.
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>>378966206
You claimed that you got it before you could clear Lunatic. Wheres the replay tho
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>>378966318
>You claimed that you got it before you could clear Lunatic.
I did. Back when I was first getting into shmups, aka when I was shit at them and struggling to get my first clears.
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>>378966586
Yup, so wheres the replay bub
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>>378955075
botw made me think about this too. that was the worst fucling boss fight I've played in a long time. Although zelda bosses in general aren't that good this one sucked so much harder I was surprised
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>>378966206
Not pirating shit, you self fellating vigin homo.
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>>378966665
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if you're just a retard trolling at this point who doesn't even play shmups, so I'll spell it out for you.

Ketsui does not have a replay feature.
You're assuming I set up some external camera / capture device to record something so insignificant.
I didn't even bother saving my first Touhou clears either, and touhou has a replay feature built in.

>>378966937
Then be quiet you casual faggot lmao
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>>378967291
It does on the 360 and mame lets you record replays, and a ketsui 2 all isnt something you can luck into with kusoplayer tactics, it requires strict routing and great execution so you just forgetting to record something which took a significant amount of dedication sounds like a whole lot of bullshit to me pal
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>>378967686
>significant amount of dedication
Jesus christ my sides have become one with the universe.

It's like I'm listening to the same plebs who insist that you cannot beat La-Mulana without a guide.
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>>378967956
Guess youre nothing but hot air after all
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>>378955075
Found the casualfag
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>>378968049
Indeed indeed, I suppose my world record on RF is just made up too.

My video I posted earlier has more skill in it than you when it comes to shmups my casual shitter friend.
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>>378968314
doesnt make you any less shit at cave though
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Nice bait OP
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>>378968401
Clearly I'm better than you at cave shit as well judging by how amazed you are that I 2-all'd Ketsui with such ease.
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>>378965576

Anon I'm afraid the problem we have is not reddit but SUMMER. Look at your calendar, you know it to be true.
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>>378968612
imaginary 2 alls dont count sorry to break it to you
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>>378966206
You're objectively a failure to your parents.
I am literally better at not only every single video game your fat unwashed hands have dawned eyes upon but also everything you have even attempted to do in your pointless life.
You claim to be "objectively the best" yet your fat little hands cant respond fast enough to beat final bosses in single player video games, something literal children can do, you are being outdone by literal children.
The fact that you are now getting upset over me is a testament to how much you are under my control. I bend you, I break you, your insignificant existence matches that of a farm animal, you are nothing. You are deluded, you are sad, you are looked down upon, you are simply a loser.
Kill yourself, perhaps in the next life you'll have a better run.
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>>378968630
>You will never be this upset that somebody is superior to you
>You will never delude yourself to this extent

Feels good being great at all video games.

>>378969173
That's some next level cringe.
Give me another slice, princess.
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Goddamn, the autism is so strong in this thread it could crystallize. I've never seen someone on this board so keen to make an ass of themselves. It's fucking impressive.
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>>378969328
You talk big.
Show me a video of you beating Cho-Ren-Sha in one shot.
Beating Tekken 6 arcade mode on highest difficulty without losing a single round.
DMC3 Dante Must Die Mode with one hand blind folded.
Complete Floor 40 in Let It Die in 10 minutes.

Do all these things and post the videos before the thread archives or else you'll confirmed a lying shitter.
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>>378969328
>expressing reasonable doubt is being upset
meanwhile you dont even have tg3 composure to reply to the correct post
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>>378969408
WOAH
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>anon says he's the best in the entire world
>hasn't proved a single thing
You'd also have me believe your dad works for Nintendo and he let you play Super Mario 65.
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>>378969732
>After all the shmup talk (aka the objective hardest genre in video game history) the best he can come up with is some easy mode fighting game shit that a vanilla clear in Marrow alone trumps in terms of difficulty

L E L
E
L
Replicate my Ichirin pacifist and I'll knock one of those things off your list.

>>378969961
Reasonable doubt is one thing.
Convincing yourself that somebody with my achievements is just making shit up simply because I didn't record it (in a game without a fucking replay feature, once again) is just comedy kino.
That would mean I haven't beat 99.9% of the games I've played then according to you, since I haven't recorded those either.

Also nigga you talk about misquoting the wrong person and yet you somehow manage to fuck up spelling 'the'. Come on now.

>>378970413
I am the best in the world though m8, there's literally only one thing that cannot be proven unless I go and do it again and record that shit.

The rest is easily provable due to a mixture of achievements and save games files I have.
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>>378970812
>he can't do any of the things listed from >>378969732
OP confirmed for lying
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>>378970812
the fact that you wax on about your achievements doesnt help your case and no I dont need proof about you getting some ddp 1 all or whatever the fuck but uras genuinely tough and again youre literally who outside of the touhou circles maybe. Also my bad phoneposting
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>>378955075
get skills
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Wait, so what game is OP talking about?
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>>378970812
Well Marrow has achievements, so you could link your profile to show that you've at least done some of the game.
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>>378970812
Sorry anon, if you can't beat a final boss that you say you've beaten once then you're just relying on luck rather than proficiency. By that admission, it's likely that all your other achievements have been done the same way, banging your head against them until you manage it instead of actually developing your skill at the games you play. Maybe that's why you hate final bosses, you haven't really gained any ability at the game and so a final challenge that should encompass all the different aspects of the game would obviously be your anathema.
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>>378970812
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>378971084
>and no I dont need proof about you getting some ddp 1 all or whatever the fuck
I wouldn't have proof for that either, since once again no innate replay feature.

>Also my bad phoneposting
Why am I not surprised.

>>378971538
Marrow.

>>378971628
I've fucking finished the game. As in fully finished it. I even have my save file as proof of that as well.
The final boss has been beat when I purposefully left out picking up an orphan to get the bad end.

All I have to do is beat that exact same boss again now that I've got everything for the true end and that's that.
Had I not been having so much fun in this thread, I'd have done it by now

2 achievements left = get the true ending and beat the game on survival mode aka new game+

>>378971983
Piss poor reply honestly.
When you actually make it through the game you can attempt to form a opinion.

The boss is an RNG cluster fuck and is a blemish on an otherwise incredible game.

Such a shame that you'll never have the skill to see the how the fight looks, eh?
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>>378972510
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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>>378972510
learn to use mame you rube also damn youre one perceptive motherfucker guess its that expert touhou player eagle eyes lol
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>>378972510
I mean, the game has seven reviews on steam, and a fair few of them say it's clunky shit. I don't really care to see the final boss, despite the artstyle being kinda cool.
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So can anyone fill me in on this Marrow game?
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>>378955075
Kreia from KOTOR 2, Gael from DS3, ARMSTRONG from mgr were good. Maybe stop playing rpgmaker shit
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>>378955075
Literally why I play mindless multiplayer games because the lead up to the boss fights are wasted once the boss is met and/or defeated.
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>>378972951
Looks like some unfinished platformer that's not had any word from the devs since last year. I guess it's designed to be a brutal challenge? Some of the reviews say it's unpolished though.
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>>378972510
lmao that's not 100%, you're not the best
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>>378972510
>Boss is an RNG cluster fuck
So yeah, you're relying on a lucky run to be able to beat it instead of being able to adapt to a situation. That's what I said.
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>>378972510
If you're the best how come other people have the achievements that you're missing?
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Since OP is a faggot, can we talk post-game/bonus bosses? What games do you think do them right?
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>>378972617
>>378972325
Psh, outta my sight kiddo. You're no match for me.

>>378972712
Well naturally I know about that shit now but I didn't really pay attention to it back then. I was just playing for fun

>>378972737
Nigga, I don't care how much you dislike me, you can't be that retarded that you'd take some steam reviews seriously.
The majority of the people complaining cannot even make it to the second save point.

The game is not clunky in the slightest. It's surprisingly tight and as such platforming and moving around is really smooth.

The game literally is just too difficult for your average player. If you can handle the difficulty it's one of the better metroidvania's out there.

>>378973305
There is no adapting to the situation my mouth breathing friend. It is poorly designed, so much so that hits are forced upon you.

>>378973418
SAM.
The survival mode has a leaderboard. Nobodies on it yet people have the achievement.
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>>378973563
Just post-game fuckabouts or NG+ stuff too?
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>>378955075
>play demons souls
>1 shot the final boss
>play dark souls
>parry the final boss 3-4 times to kill it.
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>>378973638
Welp, I'm not going to buy it. If I can pirate it somewhere I'll try it out.
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>>378973784
There should be download of it somewhere, I got some guy to download and stream it about a week ago.
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>>378973638
Is it really that brutal? This guy seems to be able to play it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P3RzVLUfRg
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>>378973563
>AC0 The Gauntlet's bonus boss if you got gud
I can't do it myself but I love the idea behind it. I at least prefer Bonus bosses you waste no time in reaching relatively speaking but it will absolutely destroy you if you go unprepared.

Doing a bunch of arbitrary side quests to be allowed to enter the bonus dungeon which is a trial in on itself isn't usually fun until you reach the boss itself.
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>>378973695
NG+ counts since it's technically post-game
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>>378974043
It looks like a shittier version of Lone Survivor
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>>378974043
I don't know what his deal is but he seems to play all games like that.
Also he's LITERALLY at the start of the game.
Every "Let's Play" of Marrow ends the same way. After the first episode because those shitters cannot even fucking make it past the early game.

The game is enormous too.
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>>378974492
A metroidvania without a map honestly seems more tedious than anything. There's a reason it's a genre standard.
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So...
Why are you guys actually replying to him?
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Im not sure if it counts but I loved Malthael battle in D3, I managed it in my 1st try but it left me with 1hp several times
it was fun and challenging or it might be that i was very underlevelled at the time
(butcher was also fun)
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>>378974674
It's fun
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>>378958051
All pokemon final bosses where cool as shit if you count the elite 4 as one whole boss
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>>378955075
Bachelor's in psychology?
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>>378974618
Well that's unfortunately how it is though. You never get a map.
The dev put a lot of emphasis on making you feel isolated, lost and pretty fucking powerless. The majority of items have no descriptions. There's no inventory, everything you obtain will appear on your character sprite and no matter how upgraded you get you'll always feel you can die if you're careless.

The game feels bigger than most metroidvania's too. There's like 17 or so areas.

>>378975135
No, I've been on this shithole of a site since its very inception though.
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