https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAu LAhhHRXs >SEGA says

How the fuck do you play that?

>we
This is exactly what WE wanted. No one cares about your shit meme taxi

i miss crazy taxi

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>They got the music back for the shit phone game but not the HD version
Just drop me off here, Sega.

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>new main Crazy Taxi game
>there are Über drivers trying to steal your customers

why dont you just play Crazy Taxi on xbox one backwards compatibility like i do?

>>378948216
Phone games were a mistake

>>378948831
if it wasn't for this I wouldn't care at all, but this pisses me off

I told you cellphones are evil, /v/. You didn't listen. I still don't own one.

>>378948216
pretty sure it's just a sequel to their other shitty crazy taxi phone game

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>>378950112
I would have bought the HD version if it had the music. I'm with you bruv this shit makes me pretty mad. The original wasnt good enough to get the music rights but the fucking idle game, now that shit is worth it!

I don't get it. How do you play? What do you do? What the hell am I look at?

>>378948637
you are huge meme

>>378948216
Well, at least it has Offspring this time...

>>378951173
Have you played Cookie Clicker or something similar? If so, that's this game more or less.

>>378951173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incremental_game

>>378948216
Yeah, they are bringing back DEAD ips. Crazy taxi being on phones isn't anything new

>>378950851
The other Crazy Taxi phone game was alright for what it was though.

>>378948216
>hear announcement
>hope it's not a mobile game
>watch video
you fucking idiots Sega! Is this worse or better than pachinko treatment?

>obi_wan_volcano.jpg

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So this is how the Dungeon Keeper guys felt. It feels awful.

It hurts

>>378956776
No it wasn't.

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>>378948216
>YA YA YA YA YA YA
AW SHIT NIGG-oh no.....

>>378948216
It's actually not a bad clicker.

It's really sad that KoF 98 UM OL's better then this crap, and the only thing going for it is that it's got 2 of the Crazy Taxi songs.
Otherwise yet another fucking phone game that will milk you for money, or have you doing things and not seeing progress for months.