Be honest here, /v/, did you beat the first boss in less tries

I beat him on my first try because I played a lot of the previous games in the franchise

>>378947803
Beat it first try by being a turtly cunt. Shields for days.

>two tone hair color
>is also balding
Shiteeeeeeeeeee.

>ended up dying a good 10 times because I don't use shield ever
>kill him without taking damage as deprived on my second playthrough
How the fuck is a chunk of rotten wood so much better than a straight sword

>>378947803
>Semen demon

Shit taste, desu.

>>378948047
Looks 3 tone to me.
>>378947803
I don't think I did but I can't remember.

>>378948047
yeah but put her in a room with you and you'll fall in love with that personality

>>378947803
>Be honest here, /v/, did you beat the first boss in less tries than this semen demon?
First try.
DaS3 roll spam is just too much.

>>378947803
>he doesn't learn the patterns on the first run and then actually attempt on the second to defeat the boss

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>>378948229
So 2, got it champ.

How the fuck are you going to post this thread and not include a link?

Jesus Christ.

>>378948502
>wanting to watch those shitty videos

>>378948502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICknplWpIPc

there's other uggos in it
except the one dude with the blacl jacket he's cool

>>378947803
In my most recent playthrough where I hadn't played DS in a few years, no. It took about 7.

>>378948224
Dont even need to spam roll, wind ups are fairly large, and a single basic roll is far too forgiving as it is.

DS2 roll / stamina system is the best in the series.

>>378948867
oh and yeah, first attempt.

Hard not to after having played 1 & sotfs back to back.

>>378948650
How is this allowed?
Dark Souls is rated 18+

>>378948650
>None of them fought the crystal lizard.
0/10

Tori is my reactfu

>>378949348
im sure Pajeet was aware of it but they told him to ignore it.

>That one girl who looked like a nerd out of an 80s comedy movie recoiling in horror from the controller
Lol. At least coloured hair girl seems to get the appeal and satisfaction of victory.

>>378950849
you can tell she's been raised to be a good housewife but will probably get with a black guy due to being raised in a white bread suburb