What's it going to take for /v/ to stop shitting on Nintendo?

Actually being available in stores.

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>>378934535
>wondering why /v/ shits on anything

>>378934535
>>heavy course-correction now after the Wii era
Arms is literally a waggle game made to appeal to Wii babies

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>>378934535
when the fuck are the mods going to do something about this blatant fucking shilling
you aren't even talking about games just about HOW FUCKING GREAT COMPANY N is like a corporate plant
2 threads on the FRONT page pushing actual game threads off of it come the fuck on

>>378934535
>>gives you a fresh, innovative console
It's essentially a 2017 version of a vita with tv out and worse controls, shit battery and paid online.

I don't even need to buy one to play the biggest game it has.

>>378934657
I'll keep shilling just to spite, you fag. BUY the NINTENDO SWITCH™ NOW --- ONLY $399

>>378934535
I want to buy one, I cant find it anywhere.

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>>378934535
>>New Metroid getting announced at E3 this year

>obvious Nintendo shill thread #58292
Nice!

>>378934535
>>New Metroid getting announced at E3 this year
Wut

>>378934535
This is coming from someone who likes his switch. Shut the fuck up with your shilling and enjoy the fucking thing.

>>378934579
Most people hate playing ARMS with motion controls. You can play a controller,

>>378934868
There's nothing wrong with advertising a company that makes worhtwhile, quality products.

>>378934909
>Most people hate playing ARMS with motion controls
I mean, I could take your word for it, but I don't see why I should.

>>378934934
Oh, you should probably make a thread for one then.

>>378934934
0.02 rupees transferred to your account

>>378934985
I have and you're in it.
>>378934987
I make more than that for advertising.

>>378934535
>>gives you a fresh, innovative console
It's a handheld, with TV out.
>>launches it with one of the best games of all time
That they delayed for 2 years and royally screwed over Wii U owners to make the port.
>>has great launch year ahead
Mario Odyssey is the only worthwhile exclusive
>>heavy course-correction now after the Wii era
Yeah, I heard this about the Wii U too
>>New Metroid getting announced at E3 this year
I'll believe it when I see it

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>>378934985

>>378934535
They need to release a box EXACTLY like the PS4.
>No gimmicks
>Powerful supercharged PC
>PROPER controllers
>PROPER voice chat
>High quality online services
>Immersive games
>High quality exclusives
and last but not least
>No kiddieshit

>>378934535
Actually having games I want to buy. It has none. Fuck, I'd take a port of Earth Defense Force over the shit it's getting this year/has gotten.

>>378937048
I think you forgot:
>charge a monthly fee for online access

>>378937048
When will people understand that the reason Nintendo does things differently is because they wouldn't succeed if they tried to make a Nintendo ps4?
They stagnated with gamecube because they did that.
They're not trying to win the 4chan audience.
Theyre trying to win the adult market. The adults that want to be able to buy a system, take it with them, get minecraft, zelda, mario, and play some multiplayer games.

>>378937379
>The adults that want to be able to buy a system, take it with them
The only people who do that are children

>>378934535
Weak hardware specs

>>378937048
>proper

learn english

>>378937454
thats what children believe

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>>378937048
>PS4
>High quality exclusives

>>378934579

is it possible to post a more generic post than this?

>>378937379
>They're not trying to win the 4chan audience.
If you're so ashamed of the """""""4chan audience""""""" then you can just go back to redddit.

>>378937678
>if it's not made by Nintendo, it's not high quality

>>378934535
Refund everybody who bought the Wii U

/v/ will never stop shitting on Nintendo.
/v/ will never stop shitting on Sony.
Thankfully, /v/ will never stop shitting on Microsoft.
/v/ will never stop shitting on PC.

>>378937753
More like sony exclusive are mostly shit.

Remember when the PS4 was stuck for 2 fuckign years with only bloodborne worth a shit? I do, and you should too

>>378937661
If you're still taking the bus then you're a child, sorry.

>mario odyssey comes out
>cemufags realize that they won't be able to play this
>former ninty kids realize that the millionth sportsclone and gorillionth warshooter is getting boring
>decide to go out of their basement in search of a switch
>die of heartattack on their way up the stairs

Truly the best timeline

>>378934535
>What's it going to take for /v/ to stop shitting on Nintendo?
Nothing.
/v/ will shit on them no Matt what.
The Switch/Wii U situation makes it clear: no matter if the Console is successful or not, they will get shit regardless.

Just learn to avoid /v/'s "opinions" about Nintendo.

>>378937894
And now all it has is Bloodborne, Nioh and Persona 5 Playable on the PS3

>>378938193
and Gravity Rush 2

>>378937934
>millionth sportsclone and gorillionth warshooter
The fact that you think these are the only games on non-Nintendo systems says more about you than it does about anyone else.

>>378938254
Yeah, that deserves a mention too, but aside from that there's jack shit

>>378934535
>Switch is the only console getting shat on ever
Is the Switch the only console launch you've been here for? PS4 had an awful amount of shilling, especially when Infamous came out, but I think Nintendo drones and shills take the cake.

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>>378937048
>/v/ still doesn't understand that Nintendo's only concern is developing games on sustainable budgets

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>>378934535
>>New Metroid getting announced at E3 this year
SOURCE NOW YOU LYING NIGGER

>>378938193
So it has 3 games after 4 years? That's pathetic. What's ironic is that PS5 might be worth getting since it'll get the games that were announced for the PS4

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>>378934535
>I wont ever stop shilling Nintendo

At least you're honest about it.

>>378938395
heres hoping death strading will be worth it

>>378938605
Yeah I know right? Where are all the Nintendo games? They're the only ones with actual gameplay!

Games

>>378938605
>So it has 3 games after 4 years?
Better than Wii U. It had no games after 4 years and then it just died.

>>378934535
its a fucking tablet.

>>378937048
People like you are fucking retarded cunts.

>They need to offer the exact thing Sony and Xbox are already offering!

Literally would go bankrupt. Please kill yourself for having zero. ZERO. AWARENESSES of the videogame business.

>>378938796
>What is Splatoon, Smash, Mario Kart, Bayo 2 and Pikmin 3

>>378938719
This. PS4 didn't have games for a very long time and got ridiculed for it (still does by some). Xbone still barely has any and has completely left the discussion.

>>378939000
So it had 1 more game than PS4, which launched a year later?

>>378939000
>baby's first shooter, decent party game, worst Mario Kart, OK, decent
Nothing worth buying a console for.

>>378939113
>>378939128
So Wii U and PS4 are equal

>>378934535
I'll stop complaining when Nintendo files bankruptcy.

>>378934861
mfw it's federation force 2

>>378939318
So you mean you won't stop until your dying breath?

>>378939202
Arguably. It depends what games you prefer. However, PS4 is still alive and receives more exclusives. WiiU probably doesn't.

>>378937853
>water is wet
>water is wet
>thankfully, water is wet
>water is wet

>>378934882
Metroid Prime HD Collection

>>378939642
But water isn't wet
Wet is when something is covered in a liquid

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>>378934535
It feels like this console will be unworthy until the end of 2017, but I won't make a proper statement until E3.

2017 seems like a bust year for the Switch.