Let's go p__irate Todd Howard's distorted desires in the form of acopy of Skyrim and Fallout 4.
Todd posting is still my favorite maymay
>>378927368
Go ahead and pirate it, anon. Just see what happens...
haha no seriously guys, please buy my game
>>378927732
>>378927651
>>378927732
We're the Phantom Thieves, here topirate your game!
>>378927869
>>378927943
>>378927943
Hey, anon... PLease just hear me out. If you pirate it thenDONT YOU FUCKING DO IT YOU RETARDED FAGGOT
>>378928115
>>378928205
Let them pirate your game, Mr. Howard.. if you value your life.
>>378928387
You think you can kill me? Try this on for size...
T-Todd, I don't have the money for Fallout 4, but I have Fallout New Vegas and the free copy of Skyrim Special Edition you gave me, i-is that okay?
>>378928436
GODDAMNIT TODD i JUST GOT A NEW COMPUTER, FUCK NOW I HAVE TO THROW IT OUT
>>378928436
You think you can force us, the Phantom Thieves to buy your game? Heh, I bet you'll never make us buy that shitty game of yours.
We'll steal your heart, and no longer you will force people to buy your games.
>>378928436
Shitty adults like you should die! Skyrim Effin sucks
I really really REALLY want to know what's his treasure
>>378927651
Would that be deadly in real life?
>>378928565
Sure, anon... just make sure you save some money and buy it along with the season pass okay? I'll be on the watch until you buy, don't worry no pressure
>>378929293
The first GOTY award he got
>>378929943
B-but Todd, I need to eat and pay rent! Do you think I could at least play it for free first before I commit to buying it?
AND YOU'LL KNOW WE WERE OUT THERE
>>378930061
NO YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE TO BUY IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PIRATING YOU FAG- I-I mean, maybe you could skip eating for a few weeks? It'll be worth it considering the experiece that Fallout 4™ delivers you!
>>378927368
Todd literally did nothing wrong. Phantom Torrenter is criminal scum.
How Todd's palace should look like?
>>378927368
>>378927651
So this thread's theme is now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc
>>378930312
I'm thinking its a mountain.
What would Todd's boss form look like?
>>378930416
A dragon's enormous body with his normal head and a crown
>>378930251
But wouldn't I die and be unable to play your games?
>>378930304
Is that you Akechi?
>>378928436
>picture of Araki eating a donut
>it's not even 30 MB
Its like you're not even trying to scare people
Todd Howard's distortion is incredibly distorted. To him, his company is a mountain, and his employees are hitchhiking equipment. A truly despicable man.
Even his pathways aren't what they appear to be; the directions written on the signs are seldom true. The signs overgeneralize and certainly don't help us in finding the treasure, and don't get me started on the paywalls. We barely made it through the previous wall and the Game of the Year Edition wall, and now there's a SPECIAL EDITION WALL?! I take back what I said about the space station.
>>378930707
Shut the fuck up, he was in chess club
>>378929237
>>378928637
I have the police on my side. Buy Fallout 4™ with season pass and maybe I can forgot about this pirating nonsense.
>this thread
>>378930707
haha, nice post anon
I have special content being made every other holiday for fallout shelter, so I dont have to wait a year to make the game of the year version
You dumb niggers, if you can't afford my masterpieces than at least download our brand new free to play game Quake Champions. You'll have hours upon hours of fun fragging newbs with your awesome hero abilities! What are you waiting for? Its free!
>>378930707
He turned his worker's head into a train. A FUCKING TRAIN.
Kamoshida and Todd are the same people. Prove me wrong.
>>378931164
Well in that sentence you said 'people' instead of 'person', implying two or more persons
Hey guys, I don't think taking Todd's treasure is the best idea. I mean, there's gotta be better targets to go after, right?
>>378931425
His palace would be the whole universe my dude
>>378931130
That fight was something else. Had to retreat for the day after that.
>>378931425
>infiltrate murray's palace
>it's tartarus but with 18 quintillion floors
fuck that, I'll pass
Guys, look what I got from a nearby video game store~
>>378931716
Randomly generated demons tho
>They havent even rescued Dreamboy from Todd's Palace
>>378931769
Thanks for buying Fallo--
...
>>378931769
Futaba you smelly neet you fucking ruined everything.
>>378930128
SWATTED LIES IN THE MAKING
>>378931769
You'd better return that and purchase a copy of Fallout 4, or else.
¿QUE ES PHANTOM THIEF?
>>378932010
cant read english ;_;
YOU FOOL YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME
>>378931769
you disappoint me anon....
>>378931980
FALLOUT 4 FOR THE TAKING
GTFO with that shit LOL
>>378932076
Look out everyone! He's going to retaliate!
>>378932076
Nice try, Todd. I have a persona with salvation. Your status ailments wont make us buy Fallout 4!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depoaYUQeF8&t=110s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdJMxD7xxLE
>>378932076
*Casts Makarukaja*
*endures your attack*
*Casts Mediarahan*
Nothin' personnel, Todd. Just proving my own justice by pirating Fallout 4.
>>378930473
the sacrifice will be worth it
>>378932294
>>378932218
>>378931769
>>378930707
YOU'RE ALL UNDER FUCKIN' ARREST FOR BEING PHANTOM TORRENTERS
GET ON THE GODDAMNED GROUND WHILE I SQUASH YOU WITH PAYWALLS
Have you taken the Toddpill yet anons?
THESE GRAPHICS ARE A BLIGHT UPON ART ITSELF. HOW DARE YOU CLAIM THIS IS A MOUNTAIN, WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE TODD-SAN?! HOW DARE YOU SELL THIS AND LABEL IT AS ART, IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE SHAM. EVEN IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NOT PURCHASE IT. NOW, WITNESS MY OTHER SELF.
Hey, 'Isa' Me!
Toddio!
Will 'youa' buy my uh game?
>>378932808
I am become Howard, destroyer of Phantom Torrenters.
>>378932894
Quick Joker! Send someone to torrent his game while the others distract him!
>>378933236
ITS TIME TO FUCKIN' DIE
PHANTOM CRIMINALS
YOU CAN'T TORRENT MY GAMES IF YOU'RE DEAD
>>378932435
>>378932735
>>378932829
>>378932894
>>378932574
Dammit, there's too many of them! Joker, there's a video game with complex RPG mechanics and a story with good writing sitting in the corner. Who are you going to send to fire it at Todd's Shadow?
>>378930707
>To him, his company is a mountain, and his employees are hitchhiking equipment. A truly despicable man.
You motherfucker.
Sorry, if I hadn't responded to the group chat. I went to the video game stores down in Akihabara and bought these wonderful games I saw from the ad. They look fun to play, too!
Joker, would you mind me staying at your place on Sunday so we could play these masterpieces together?
>>378933342
1 HP left...He wasn't lying about his power...
>>378933362
I'll send Yusuke! He knows how to create true art, unlike that bastard Todd
>>378933514
Sorry but as you can see here >>378931769 we're busy playing a great game.
>>378933514
Please leave.
>>378933362>>378933530
STOP LYING ABOUT PURCHASING MY GAME YOU GODDAMN PIRATES
>>378933514
>>378933532
I'M GOING TO RIP THE FUCKING SMUGNESS OUT OF YOUR BODY AND YOUR FACE YOU BASTARD YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TRUE ART IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE
>>378933665
TODD NUMBER 2 HELP ME
>click on thread expecting lots of fun toddposting
>it's just another persona thread
fuck
>>378933828It's both.
>>378933514
Hello sir, I see you've bought Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls Skyrim™. Might i interest you in Tje Elder Scrolls Morrowind™?
>>378933828
It's persona flavoured todd posting though. I've never played Persona and it's still pretty entertaining
>>378933828
If this isn't fun Toddposting I don't know what is
>>378933875
But it's not because the personafags are the ones doing the toddposting
>>378933962
I don't even fucking play persona but I'm still toddposting
Also might i interest you in this new game, called the Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim™?
>>378934029
>New
Todd you can't just make a new version of a five year old game and call it new
>>378933945
Too many enraged Todds. Not funny. Satisfied Todds are the funniest. Personafags generally aren't very funny, so I guess it makes sense.
>>378928637
Someone must've been able to supply you with pirated copies of Todd's games. Now tell me, who was your supplier?
>>378934029
Doesn't matter. Seeing all these smug persona characters ruins my appetite for good memes. Why can't they all just fuck off to /vg/?
Greetings Earthlings I have traveled far and wide in the galaxy to find the best game ever made and my search finally ended here thanks to the Handsome, smart and strong Todd Howard and his game Fallout™ 4™. I am most pleased in his work. You must all buy his game or I will destroy the earth barring Todd and his amazing game
>>378933718
TAKING IT FROM HERE
BUUUYYYYYYY MMMYYYYYY GAAAAAMMEEE
Personally I dont think Todd Howard is too bad, I mean he has good intentions as in pic related, and every game has it s bugs you cant really blame him for everything, poeple need to just stop being self absorbed.
>LE HE SAID THIS AND YOU CANT DO THAT
Other people have promised much more and left you unable to do anythign about it, at least Bethesda games can improve with mods from players and patches from the devs.
If what he said in the quote image doesnt change your mind, then you are the problem in the industry.
>>378934064
Alright. Bless us with your comedic genius then.
>>378934056
What did you just say about me and my Art?
I have created what was a once a old videogame into a goddamned Picasso. You shut your FUCKING MOUTH!
>>378934184
As Proof I am an alien here's what you call a "photo"
>>378934214
I didn't like him until I heard his high pitched voice for the first time. Its pretty cute, he's like a leprechaun.
>>378934214
HOWAAAAAAAAAARRRDDDDDDD
>>378934064
>>378934174
Here come the shitposters to ruin everyone's fun. Whatever, I was getting tired anyways.
>>378931971
I'm playing the greatest game in the series ever made! Plus, my orange-scented shampoo fills the air inside my 24/7 air-conditioned room!
>>378932009
No, I won't! Make me, you corporate greed-consumed triple-A developer hack!
>>378932123
You've disappointed me with the shit you call your games, as well!
>>378933514
I've watched a walkthrough of both games instead, the stories are so bland and there's a lot of boring quests. Bad game overall!
>>378934056
ANON YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR OR I WILL BREAK IT DOWN LIKE I BREAK DOWN ON PIRATING!!
Out of all the memes on /v/, Todd Posting fills me with some kind of warm fuzziness. For whatever reason I find the idea of a major Exec personally marketing his game to us in wacky ways absolutely delightful. He's like a villain from a Hannah-Barbera cartoon.
>>378934214
Nobody really hates Todd here or even dislikes it. It's just a meme.
I think the only reason people joke about is because TES/Fallout games are the type of game that if given proper time and better direction, could be really, really good. A lot of people's dream games, even.
But instead, because the industry is growing and appealing more and more to a broader audience, the games are reflecting that and going the exact opposite way /v/ wants. So that leaves them a bit bitter, naturally.
Mods can only improve a game, not remake it properly. That's always been the problem with Bethesda games. You spend weeks adding hundreds of mods to Skyrim, only to realize the game is still about doing fetch quests into caves that all look exactly the same.
>>378934214
>>378934426
It's more than an idea, there's that picture of Todd himself doing basically the same thing in the late 90s. Unfortunately I don't have it saved
This is literally the worst Toddposting thread ever. I didn't know it was possible to make a Toddposting thread I didn't enjoy, but goddamn you guys delivered.
>>378934393
Personafags ruin the fun of this board. You and all overly obsessive weebs need to fuck off to /vg/ where your cancer is isolated from everyone who isn't a retard.
>>378934409
BUY MY GAME OR DIE
BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE! BUY! DIE!
(>>378934420 Was meant for >>378934409
>>378934409
Why the hell are we fighting him today? We've underleveled and we have a few weeks until the deadline.
Well, we sent the calling card already. Let's give it our best.
>>378934531
Personafags can't be funny
>>378934537
If you don't like Persona, don't go into Persona threads. Better yet, stop sperging out every time you're exposed to something you dislike. People who enjoy and talk about one of the most popular games of this year aren't the problem, anon.
>>378934214
Have you no mercy, you fucking son of a bitch?
>>378934426
HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER, you think YOU'RE back in GNISIS or something??
>>378934634
Maybe if you guys weren't turboautists, everything would be dandy.
>>378930884
A RIVER OF SKYRIM
THE LAST CASE IN A GAME BIN
WHEN THE HOPES OF NEW GAMES SELLING HIT MY FEED
NOW I NEED IT
A PREORDER DEPOSIT
RECEIPTS IN THE CLOSET
REMINDS ME WHAT I'M HERE FOR
CREATING NEW SALES
CREATING FALLOUT 4 REMASTERED
>personafags ruin a wholesome todd thread
>>378934634
But it's how you talk about it that's the problem. And the fact that I'm seeing multiple threads about the exact same shit taking up space on the front page.
>>378934214
>>378934745
Personafags are a reversed Midas, everything they touch instantly becomes boring. The worst part? They actually think they're funny.
Has Shadow Todd been defeated?..
>>378934784
If you said this unironically you need to reevaluate how you react to things you dislike on the internet
>>378934737
>>378934978
To things I don't like? LIKE YOU? Haha get absolutely BTFO'd
Personafag deathcount: 47
>>378934978
Not him, but you and your ilk are painfully unfunny. You've ruined my favorite kind of thread on /v/ with your weaponized autism. Pls end ur life.
I can't believe it has already been 1 month since he passed away.
>>378934963
Yeah, but barely. Had to use a soma.
Unfortunately a bunch of Fallout 4 owners breached the thread and are trying to derail it, but we're experts by now. We're getting off of this mountain with Todd's treasure.
Seeing Todd confess was the highlight of my career.
>>378935174
What was his treasure, then?
>>378935098
Personafags are all NEETs. They waste their NEETbux on Japanese videogames and PSN subscriptions.
>>378935174
Stop role-playing you autistic fuck
Act like a normal fucking human being for once
>>378935269
Some sort of... hockey game? It seems like Todd purchased this game under the assumption that you can do anything in it. This early Bethesda release must have driven him to infiltrate the company in his later years and produce games that he imagined this game to be like before he played it.
At least that's what I'm guessing. I was expecting a snowglobe of a mountain or something.
>>378935174
YOU THINK YOU'VE WON? THIS ISN'T OVER UNTIL EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS PREORDERED MY NEXT GAME
>>378935568
This is a board about videogame discussion, not about making up intentionally outrageous theories about a celebrity to make yourself think you're funny.
>>378935705
I guess the only way to defeat him after all is to buy his game...
Hey Todd, do you have any money I can use to buy your game?
I just pirated Fallout 4 again a few days ago after only having played it right when it came out. Pretty fun and enjoyable with some mods, though I still wouldn't call it Fallout. Thanks Todd!if you ever make the game + season pass like $20 total I'll buy it. until then fuck off
You cannot kill me.
>>378935765
THAT WOULD BE A FREE GAME
AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT FREE GAMES
>>378936049
b-but Todd, you gave me Skyrim Special Edition for free!
>>378927368
You're the same company that did the steven colbert and ted cruz stuff. I swear If I ever find out your agency I'm going to bomb the shit out of you pitiable fucks.
>>378936149
THAT WAS TO GAIN YOUR TRUST AND INCREASE THE FILESIZE FOR THE GAME SO YOU HAVE LESS SPACE FOR OTHER GAMES
>>378936356
w-well you see Todd-san. I haven't actually installed it yet because there are no goof mods for it yet! I hope you'll forgive me for not experiencing the definitive version of your masterpiece RPG yet!
>>378936149
Read the fine print.
FoRthrEE[spoiler multiplied by 20, dollars
>silently torrenting Todd's games
>>378936483
I don't really give a damn, I'm really rich. I find it cute that you kids role play as me on this shitty website.
All of Fallout besides New Vegas is trash..
Not memeing around, I'll never understand /v/ or any of the Fallout community's mindset of why I should try these old games. You can say to me all day of why Fallout 1 and 2 have good story and lore but I cannot find myself having fun with a game with this aged gameplay.
>>378937307
>>378937115
>pretending to be me
Nice one, kid
But FalloutTM 4TM deserves to be played day one, with a pre-ordered season pass!
>>378930468
*wyvern :^)
Can you argue with Todd's logic?
>>378927732
They brainwashed poor todd..these kids must be stopped...they are aMENACE!
>>378937828
No Todd!! I'll buy Fallout 4 tomorrow, please wait until then!
>>378938001
If you love her, you know what to do. Time is ticking
>>378934214
Get fucked asshole. I hope you fall off your horse!
>>378927368
maybe when bethesda make a game worth pirating, faggot
>>378937828
this tread
I might have to buy Fallout 4 for my console
>>378927368
Where is vn todd?.
>>378932829
SKIRYM ON SWITCH WHEN?! IT BETTER BE ON THE NINTENDO DIRECT PRESENTATION.
>>378938920
>bethesda bloatware on underpowered nintendo system
no one's gonna have fun, no one.
>>378931901
Oh shit.
i don't like this thread
Neat thread. Well, until the obnoxious anti weeb crusaders sperg'd out with their usual fits of rage spamming, but it was still funner than most todd threads, Todd should fight against more vidya characters.
Hey Todd I just called the chess club...
They told me they didn't like you and kicked you out after 15 minutes
>>378940624
Those were just Todd posting from different IPs. He's gotten a bit more creative recently.
>>378940341
Repeat what we have talked about
I really like this thread and everyone should buy Bethesdas games!
>>378930707
>To him, his company is a mountain, and his employees are hitchhiking equipment