Smooth walking animations give me a hard on. Or just smooth animations

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>>378923554

>>378923554
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>378923554
>shadow of the colossus protagonist animations
Literally perfect, no other game has come close to such god-tier animation and the game is over a decade old

Btw people itt going "omg dat image is toootally meee" don't understand that's just the effects of never going outside and sitting all day

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>>378923554
I gotchu fampai

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>>378923834
>character runs unsteady when the ground is shaking

Absolutely delicious.

Has no other game ever had walking animations as good as SoTC?

>>378924165
fuck

>>378923658
me on the right

>>378924165
yo what game

>>378924165
hello i like this webm

>>378924165
Still extremely static and unpolished compared to SotC but people will give you (you)'s for posting lewd

>>378923554
i wanna die because this picture fucking nailed my walk

>>378923658
This is how a virgin views a chad

Virgin walk is on point unlike this

>>378923554
This is 100% me

Not a virgin tho

What does this mean?

>>378924632
you're probably just tall.

>>378924405
Conan exiles, methinks

>>378923658
>does not read stupid shit drawn by quentin
MY SIDES

>>378924751
6'2" senpai

>>378924527
Don't take that shit too seriously. You're probably overestimating how similar your walk is to that pic. Also, a lot of that shit is cultural or even based on weather conditions. Long and fast strides are typical of a lot of city people. Having your head down is something people often do when they're cold. Avoiding eye contact is also entirely cultural.

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>>378924405
no game yet, just some patreon bait animations
https://www.patreon.com/adeptussteve

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>>378924831
the takeoff is nice

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How the fuck do I stop manually walking whenever someone is nearby.

>>378924831
For a second I thought it was a game with harpies, but then I saw hands and my interest is gone.

>>378923554
This pic is bait incarnate. It lists a mishmash of common awkward errors that occur when walking with other people. Nobody matches every indicator, but there are so many that people will see themselves in at least one and think "damn, that pic really fucking nailed my walk guess I am autisitic".

so how do I improve my posture?
is there some kind of back brace I can buy?
I stand up straight when it occurs to me but soon I'm back to slouching without even realizing it.

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>>378924957
>butt jiggle physics

>>378925201
sit on a stool
it will keep you in that constant reminder mode, or at least it does for me

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>>378924628
>i have no sense of humour

>>378925201
tie a plank to your back, wear it under your clothes, free protection from backstabs and bad posture

>>378925201
exercise and strengthen your back, and do what >>378925278 says

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>>378925167
>nobody matches every indicator
R-right! I-I knew that! Hahaha-haha-heh-uh-yeah.

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>>378925201
see a chiropractor

>>378923554
Just played through Ghost Trick for the first time, it's amazing how smooth the animation is.

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>>378923658
But can you do the wizard walk?

>>378925201
Just walk with an air confidence.
You might hate yourself in reality, but at least you can tell yourself you look good walking. Make a conscious decision to walk straight, then it becomes second nature.

>>378925679
It's way too late if shit like this makes me laugh.

>>378924831
lol it reads like a furry rpg

>>378925898
it's bestiality

>>378926270
I'll allow it

>neutral colored clothes and overreactive hair
Fuck

>>378923554
Edgy self hating virgin made that picture.

I can guarantee it.

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>>378923554

>>378923554
>hair seems to overreact to wind
I don't get this. I just have thin hair. what do I do

>>378928582
Shave it off

>>378923658
>Does not read stupid shit drawn by Quentin

Wasn't Quentin banned from the internet years ago by his mom after the court case?

>>378924628
I can tell you're a chad by the way you missed the joke.

>>378924527
I walk like that and I'm not a virgin, so don't worry too much. Most of it is just cherrypicking common things

>>378928784
Jokes are based on reality tho

>>378925679
My fucking sides

>>378925679
I could laugh at this for hours.

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>>378923554

>tfw my friends make fun of me for walking with a stiff upright posture and barely swinging my arms

you never win

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>>378924165
>nothing underneath loincloth
fuck what is this called I need more of this

>>378931968
>2 hours ago with the fucking link provided
you lazy faggot

>>378928765
who is this quentin
please inform me anon

>>378932025
not the game I mean that style of nudiy

>>378932025
He's talking about fetish you idiot.

>>378932083
fucking newnewfags I swear, 2011 wasn't even that long ago

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>>378925679
the more I think about how these would actually look the more my sides hurt

>>378932083
leave

>>378928582
Get a short haircut, first of all. Immediately after you get out of the shower wear a hat for like 30 minutes to press your hair down. Works for me.

>>378924831
>https://www.patreon.com/adeptussteve
>only making 638 a month
what a DAMN shame. not usually into porn games but this looks great

>>378932083
cancer from ages past
purged praise the saints

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>>378931324
>wow anon, you been working out?
>you always look in shape anon, tell me how?
I never tell people I just have Ankylosing spondylitis and always look stiff and robust because of it, can't help it. ;_;

>>378924165
I can't help but look at that ass but the animation doesn't look complete.

>>378925679
lmao

>>378932183
but Sempai how Im I supooed to change if I do not learn

>>378923554
>this pic 100% describes how I walk

I didn't know all us virgins walked the same

>>378923658
Must be a chadlet if the joke went over your head that much

>>378933192
>>378924628

>>378932932
I'm not a virgin and still do most of the "virgin walk".
It's a bait image in the same vein of "you are between 20 and 30, virgin, atheist, etc".

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>>378923658
>arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways

kek

>>378923554
Literally everyone uses headphones

>>378925201
You just force yourself to do it until it's natural. If you're a manlet, you probably already kind of do it for the small height boost.

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Like this?

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>>378932083
The GOAT tripfag.

>>378932083
One of the only good /v/ trips who would annoy the fuck out of atheist and stoners on here. He made them so mad that they faked a bunch of post and reported it to the police. Better times.

Btw, next time just look it up on encyclopedia dramatica

>>378932083
A great man.