>a bunch of quirky idiots fighting over literally nothing

When the fuck did they add a plot to this game?

>>378902109
In the comics

Which class do you identify with the most?

>>378902109
comics
some updates like Sniper vs spy, WAR, ROBOTS!, etc

>>378902452
engie because my dick is hard at this moment

>>378902654
And you're a manlet who only owns one glove

>>378902452
Heavy, because I'm tall and overweight.

>>378902452
Demoman because I have at least one eye and I love getting head

>>378902452
Scout because i'm a fast manlet

>>378902452
Soldier, because I'm a dumb American

>>378902452

Medic, because people only come to me when they need something from me then ignore me when i need help.

>>378902452
Pyro, because I'm a useless piece of shit

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>>378905067
Anon, you are not useless

>>378902452
Spy, because i'm the worst character in the game i'm from

tf2 was so good

>>378902452
demoman because i'm a nigger

Sniper, because i can be hated by everyone

Am i the only one who still plays this everyday?

Pyro update hype

>>378902023
>literally stealing my post from the last thread
You're the most Reddit poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPxU58nuXo

>>378905668
>literally stealing my post from the last thread
You're the most Reddit poster.

>>378905529
im with you brother
im waiting patiently for the pyro update and hoping the jungle update isnt some Hook only map

>>378905142
Did they buff pyro or something?

Last time I played half the classes had self-extinguish abilities, and the ones that didn't were mobile/tanky enough for the flamethrower to be a non-issue

>>378905819
Depends really.
last buff that mattered i believe was the Pyros burning can slow down ubercharge

>>378905529
I'm just waiting for them to revert MyM

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>tf2 lore is literally two brothers fighting over gravel

>>378905668
>>378905749
>fighting over posts
please don't do that

>>378902452
Spy, but only because I'm fucking annoying

>>378905668
i wanted to have a tf2 thread

>>378903912
This. Plus my mom is Russian

>>378906118
>No one on my team is a spy
>Hey, finally I can give him a go
>The instant I switch, I see a teammate run out of spawn as a Spy (wearing a gibus)
EVERY TIME
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH AND THIS GAY CLASS

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>>378902330
people actually read that shit?

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>Guise we are not Reddit i swear!!
>Proceeds to make Reddit: The Thread

>>378906290
they're funny

>>378906334
Who are you quoting?

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>>378906265
>join server
>healthy balance of classes
>go soldier or demo
>suddenly everybody wants to be soldier, no medics, and 3 scouts
>>378906290
believe it or not, people read comics from good vidya

>>378906290
The comic is better than the game itself right now, because the game is shit now.

>>378902452
Pyro, because I am intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor.

>>378906408

>The Thread

>What would you do if an evil wizard showed up at your door with a plot to kill you and your friends? Call the police? Because magic doesn't exist and he's probably just a local crazy person who should be in prison? Well congratulations, Aristotle, your lack of childlike wonder just ruined Halloween. Close your browser and go destroy something else with your logic, like Christmas. The rest of you non-Aristotles can scroll down to see all the great stuff an irrational belief in the supernatural is about to get you.


this shit is hilarious

Overwatch

>>378906714
>Actually discussing games is reddit
Really made me think

>>378906718
Lowerpeer

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>>378906628

>>378902452
Pyro because I'm a anti-social autist waiting for an update that will never come.

>>378902452
Sniper because I should be removed

Are there any good servers with non-meme custom maps?

>>378902452
Honestly, heavy, because i like helping my team but actually doing action, not just jerking everyone off. I like to be a big focal point in whatever it is I do

>>378906831
MAMA MIA

>>378906831
Imagine when this guy gets killed by a soldier with renamed rocket launcher saying some dumb shit like "nigger killer 3000"

>>378908792
Nowadays there are literally none

>>378906831
I have exactly TWO renamed weapons, one of which is a strange scattergun called "The Transmogrifier" and the description is "Hey, look! It turned you into a dead guy!" and the other is a strange FaN named "Boston Space Program". People who rename their guns to edgy shit disgust me

>>378909343
>have a single name tag i want to use
>but can't justify using it on non-strange weapons, which are all i have

>>378909343
>Boston Space Program
That's actually funny

>>378902452
Scout because I'm a skinny shit with a boston accent, blonde hair, and I own a bat.

>>378909764
A baseball bat or an animal bat

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>>378906037
>tf2 lore is also more detailed and makes more sense than overwatch lore

>>378910005
A bat, can't you read?

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>>378908349
10/10

>>378909123
>name knife 'shank-a-nig-5000'
>pretty sure ive been banned from naming items as consequence
>Can still buy name tags; just never sure if anyone has seen it.

>>378902452
Sniper because I don't like talking and want to be left alone to accumulate piss bottles.

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>>378910486
>>378909123
proof

>>378902452
spy because I have so many different masks I forget who it is I actually want to help
also because I'm a deceitful backstabbing fucker that deserves to be torched alive

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>>378910179
>>378906037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9ya1vZZcU

>>378902023
>let's add a stupid plot to a game that no one likes anymore

>>378910904
I just wonder what goes across the minds of autistic furries and LARPers when they get killed with weapons with stupid names like that. It'll kill their immersion hopefully.

>>378902452
Sniper
>stays away from everybody else where he's more comfortable(battlements/sniper nests)
>completely antisocial and introverted
>everybody (correctly) sees him as a disgusting, horrific creature that probably lives in a van in the woods
>usually incredibly bad at his job
>can't live up to the expectation of his parents
Main differences are that sniper is tall, hot and has a sexy accent, whereas I have the exact opposite of those
>>378906718
>>378910179
>>378911243
stop. get out

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>>378911243
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f9/Sniper_DominationScout05.wav?t=20100625223410

>>378910486
should have gotten a strange with one with a demomen killed strange part on it

>>378911419
>>378911496
Ive got one description tag and I'm thinking on improving the shank-a-nig. Any suggestions?

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Show your mercenaries

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>>378911479
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cc/Scout_dominationsnp03.wav?t=20100625232711

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>almost a year has passed and the pyro update still isn't here

What are the most under powered classes in the game?

Why are they heavy engi and medic?

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>heavy has a mini bed next to him for his gun

how did i not see that before

>>378912046
fuck the pyro heavy needed it more and now he'll never get fucking update

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>>378911874
>played tf2 back in the beta when I was still a middle school brat
>about 10 years later and the game's infected with the autistic rejects of highscool

time flies

>>378912075
Pyro is objectively the shittiest class in the game. The entire class is a crutch for bad players and falls off extremely hard once you get beyond pubs.

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>>378911874
Only one I'm really proud of

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>>378911874
I've got to get some strange weapons already

>>378911793
ironically apologize for the name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pGYV1ANvg4

>>378912075
Who is the most retarded poster on /v/ and why is it (You).

>>378902452
engineer because I love beer and guns I'm not a manlet tho promise

>>378912347
What the fuck.

>>378912075
Underplayed, certainly, but definitely not underpowered (except heavy maybe)
>Heavy
Slow, practically fucked by snipers and spies, the main focus of fire 99% of the time, and relies almost entirely on gamesense to git gud at, which new players won't have
>Engie
Like heavy, relies a lot on just gamesense, and his combat options may be uninteresting for some, and new players may find it frustrating how easily they get destroyed by demos and soldiers (largely because they don't know how to deal with them). But I see quite a few, they just choose to build on last during setup.
>Medic
Doesn't shoot people except the occasional crossbow shot. Uninteresting for those that don't play him. Also, big target.

>>378912534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3L3wtbQMTQ

>>378912075
>Medic is underpowered
Nigga he's the strongest class in the game.

>>378912618
>except heavy maybe
Even after the rampup nerf heavy is still a strong pick. He's really good at punishing over extended players and cocky soldier mains.

>>378912121
They said they're going to do him eventually.
It's more of WHEN they're going to do it.

>enjoying tf2 today for a brief time today
>item server comes back up

I wish Valve would nuke this mess and start fresh.

>>378912836
heavy's only good in casual pubs. even skilled players don't go heavy in anything else because he's a fucking joke after the rampup nerf and wasn't top of the line even before that

>>378905943
>Pyros burning can slow down ubercharge
Ay yo hol up, are you being serious right now?

>>378912934

yeah thats why he needs more of a rework than anyone.
but the glacial dev pace of this gay dead game means he never will

>>378913101
Afterburn slows down healing + ubercharge.

tf2 is probably the most fun game to play if everyone is into it. i've played a fair bit of multiplayer games with friends, but every time we all get into them it just turns into a tryhard mess. tf2 is just ridiculous, stupid fun. i wish vanilla tf2 was more popular, not because i hate the items or cosmetics, but just so people only cared about the game and not the market

I wish valve removed trading period. from every game

I wish I could play TF2 back in 2007 again. Where all the spy vs. spy aesthetic on all the maps were all cool and mysterious as if something bigger was going on. Now I know it was all over some pile of stupid fucking gravel.

>>378912836
>>378912934
>>378913175
>valve rolls back the demo nerf after demo mains complain
>heavy nerf stays years later after heavy mains and non heavy mains alike complained

Valve's hardon for the demo is unbelievable

>>378909343
Transmogrifier one is great.

Full Vanilla Soldier loadout
>"Krit Happens" - Rocket Launcher
>"Saxton Six Shell" - Shotgun
>"Ace of Spades" - Shovel

>>378913298
wish i could play the partyvan server in the old days again.
when /v/ was a sekrit club

>>378913204
That's actually a huge deal, how severe of an effect is it?

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>>378911874
I was unable to post this in the last TF2 thread. I'm glad I'm able to now.

>>378913405
Was that the server with the megaton of sound clips?

>>378912934
>even skilled players don't go heavy in anything else
He's not used in anything else because his unlocks are banned. In 6s versatility is king which makes heavy a poor pick outside of last.

>>378913527
the original one if i remember yes.
another server called the weabootique had it i think.

>>378913323
>Valve's hardon for the demo is unbelievable
The nerf cut his damage in half and made engie spam fucking impossible to deal with. It took 4 stickies to kill a scout which is fucking retarded.

>>378913204
Not afterburn, direct fire damage.

>>378913490
Healing barely breaks even while on fire. It goes away after a few seconds though.

>>378902452
Heavy, because I also have a degree in languages yet speak in a clumsy way.
Also I'm big and bald.

>>378913527
>>378913660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3sygqmU0yY

the saysounds were the best shit.

>>378913696
that was if they were detonated instantly. If you waited a second, the damage would actually be decent

>>378912902

While I wouldn't mind seeing some items go, medic just wouldn't be as fun without my vaccinator.

>>378906831
*raises paws*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxh4aoq_U4

you are no good

>>378913896
>If you waited a second, the damage would actually be decent
Yeah and by then the scout has already meatshot your dumb ass twice.
Even heavies have enough time to dodge them, they were garbage.

>>378914613
thats why you have a grenade launcher and a melee weapon

>>378914706
It's very difficult to hit a good scout with a grenade let alone two which is required to kill one at full health. No good scout would let you get within melee range either

>>378914706
>thats why you have a grenade launcher and a melee weapon
then what reason is there to play demo over soldier.
soldier is straight up better than demo in every category without stickies.

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>>378911874

>>378914482
>2 years since last upload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN15rhyzSNc

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Who here
>renamed stock weapons

>>378912268
>stock launcher
>escape plan
>sergant's drill
i prefer reserve shooter over stock shotgun but you are still my nigga.

>unequip of all my accessories and go to default weapons

Holy shit guys these character designs were great

>>378906290
Comic is better then the vidya and most capecomics honestly.

>>378906831
The only name tag I ever used was renaming my medi-gun to 'no fat chicks'

>>378913891
I miss this so much.

>>378902452
Sniper, because I'm a mean-spirited loon who likes to stay as far as possible from others

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>>378906290
You shut your whore mouth! The TF2 comics are awesome!

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>>378906831
I have but one rename. Stock shotgun, called "I desire the front passenger seat"

r8 & ber8

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>>378911913
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/bc/Demoman_dominationengineer04.wav?t=20100625230249

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/53/Demoman_dominationengineer05.wav?t=20100625230251

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>>378902023
>you will never play tf2 back before valve fucked all the community servers
I want that golden age back

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>>378906831
>tfw most of your renames were rolls from tf2g
>the only ones you named were music references

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6v6 is retarded, fight me.
If you're only going to play the most basic point and shoot classes and ban 90% of the weapons that mix things up even the tiniest bit you should just go fucking play Quake or Counter Strike.

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>>378902023
If you like your boipucci getting violently raped at all hours of the day and night by blatant cheaters then I guess it's okay.

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>>378918806
there was just another VAC ban wave today, breh

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>be BLU Medic in Goldrush
>go behind to last point with a demo to cause some mayhem, but a Pyro ends up killing him
>Pyro thinks this med will be easy pickings
>1 crossbow shot and two ubersaw hits later there's a dead Pyro
>he tries it again and dies to a crit crossbow
AH HA HA
OKTOBERFEST

>>378906290
When they actually update Yeah

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>playing pyro
>see 2 medic trying to überchain
>m2 them until their übers run out
>laugh off as they rage in the chat
>add salt to the would by spaming lennies
Goddamn it feels good

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>>378919059
lel, looks like I just dodged another vac wave. seems like only lmaobox got detected.

>>378902452
soldier because im chubby but not huge and i love america

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>>378919782
Always good to stop faggots trying cheese tacti-
>>add salt to the would by spaming lennies
You're worse than they could ever hope to be.

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>>378919950
Were you one of those medics by any chance?

>>378920034

Buds had outlived their purpose and were too much of an unreliable currency

>>378920037
>reading comprehension

>>378902452
Demoman because all I want to do is drink heavily and forget the tragedies in my life

I also have a big sword

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r8

>>378918470
>If you're only going to play the most basic point and shoot classes
5cp demands versatility which the defense classes don't have.

>ban 90% of the weapons that mix things up even the tiniest bit
Only 23 weapons are banned. Broken unlocks don't mix things up they force you to run them because if you don't your team is at a disadvantage, see dds and vitasaw.

TL;DR you're trash and don't like 6s because you use crutch unlocks and don't know how to play multiple classes.

>>378902452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIf2tH2kNn4

>>378920274

it aint me / 10

>>378902023
>TF2 was always bad
This is what you are saying with that last greentext

>>378920274
THEY WERE IN THE TREES MAN/10

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>>378902023
I'll will send my condolences to your he died of cancer you know

>>378919837
LUVIA EDELFELT PLEASES YOUNG NIP GIRLS FOR FREE

>>378920714
Thanks mate.

>>378902023
Can you give me reasons why Overwatch is reddit?

>>378906570
Nah you just need to play on the non-shit servers that are still alive and kicking
67.213.222.178:27015

>>378902023
You made such generic claims it's impossible to refute them.

>>378920339
I can play every class quite well and use vanilla for 90% of my primary and secondary weapons. I just like variety.

>>378906831
>Puff and Sting pre-nerf
Man I fucking want it back, look at that Axetinguisher look at how perfect it used to be.

>>378920714
I used to watch those dumb Gmod videos all the time.
Every now and then I still watch them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5uuSHkdxNA

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>>378920714
>You will never experience Team Fabulous 2 the first time while Kitty0706 was still alive
>or any of his videos
http://conniptions.gives/

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>>378911243
Why are TF2 voice lines so perfect? People are still making videos using just those, hell the Scout VA even offers to do lines for free too.
And where the fuck is the new Pyro weapons? It's almost a year now.

>>378913492
>All these new cosmetics in TF2
Fuck man they look real good too, did Valve actually tighten up the requirements on submissions?

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>>378906181
post pics of your mom

>thread makes me want to play a game again
>placed into game with 50% of team playing as friendly
why do people do this shit, I just want to play the game

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>>378919247
>When the melee weapon crits just right
What's her name, /v/?

>>378921394
TF2 lends itself really well into sentence mixing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X6prU18EPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWtspkIntig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuW6TWRTVqE

>>378921918
Ubersaw is the best melee weapon for doing crits and you cannot prove me wrong. This is objectively, 100% percent correct

>>378921918
Escape Plan. Crits every time.

>>378902452
Scout because I'm a dumb bostonian virgin

Is the robot mode fun, is it possible to get item loots from it?

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>>378919782
>Lenny

end yourself.

>>378922727
Whether or not it's fun is up to individual taste, really. For me, it can be very tedious in harder missions (especially if the team keeps failing a wave over and over).

You can get loot but only if you pay for tickets. You're still able to play the mode, you just need money if you want to get anything rewarding out of it.

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POST DEATHCAMS

>>378921638
No, for every one good shit there's ten other meme hats like the WAHOO one in a crate
And all the crates are tiered now

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>>378916124
>Not stranges so you can stroke your e-pen

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>>378923065

Mario Kart is and always will be the best community map.

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>>378923301
I got a strange rocket launcher right after stranges became a thing, I leveled it to totally ordinary in less than a week, and immediately stopped caring about them.

That and I don't like the shade of orange they have.

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>>378922091

Boy is that not the truth. I've been skinning people alive with this for so long I couldn't be bothered to stick a Strange Part that tracks crit kills for proof.

>>378921082
8years of 6v6 has shown variety adds nothing to it unless they add to the speed of the game like mantreads and uber saw. Most unlocks are useless and unbanned, but nominee uses them, while others slow the game down immensely and are banned

How long do demo mains have to wait until fucking stickies are unnerfed. It's impossible to create any form of pressure when mid range sticks ares doing 34 dmg. There's no reason to play demo when soldier can do everything better now.

>>378924187
lol

>>378902452
Engineer because I'm learning to be one and also Texan.

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>>378925150
What shitty website is this?

solly's laser pistol to "action bastard's bastard blaster". my only rename

>>378925245
tf2 hacking fourms

>>378921124
its still usable but you have to be sneaky with it like hitting someone with flare/scorch shot.

phlog/scorch/sting is a new favorite of mine. unless I get double cross then its the rake for all that stealth shit action

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Why did people get mad at the laser weapons? I thought they fit the whole space lazer future theme that the 50's n 60's had.

>>378902452
Medic because I love sucking dick