>RIME 7.5/10 >BOTW 7/10 This guy is such a fucking hack.

>>378882032
why the fuck do you care so much

BORN

>>378882376
OBESE

>>378882032
>good homogenously designed well thought out refreshing platformer adventure does better than rehash series' entry trying to appeal to the skyrim audience
yea dude no way

>>378882032
He literally said he would give BOTW a 7/10 before even playing the game.

fuck off nintendiaper.


waaahhhh my toy review scores

He didn't have that nostalgia glasses on when reviewed BotW and most of criticism are valid also his review Patreon funded so he is clean from getting paid by site traffic.

>>378882206
Fpbp.

Breath of the Wild is a shit game, manchild. Sterling is correct here.

>>378882032
Who fucking cares?

>>378883102
>UGHHH IT HAS UBISOFT TOWERS DREADFUL AWFUL CIS-GENDERED ONES
Fuck him, fuck that shit. When your review sounds like shitty /v/ copypasta you need to fuck off.

>>378882032
If link was a black tranny he would've given it 8.5 minimum.

>>378882979
Source. Not to be a cunt, legit interested if this actually happened or not

>>378883214
he would've given it 10 at the least and begged black tranny link to fuck his wife while he jerks off his dick nicknamed the 'Low Review Score'

because it's only 2.5

>>378883212
You seem upset that some dude on the internet had a different opinion than you on a videogame. Want to talk about it?

All game journos are scum.

he likes rimes hand holding better and has those easy cute puzzles. Why you mad

>>378882032
fat people shouldn't be allowed to live

>>378883369
>>378883447
See
>>378883381

>>378882032

Aww are we upset lil drone? Someone doesn't such the Nintendo cock?

>>378882032
>gets assblasted about reviews scores
>thinks he call anyone anything.

Pathetic.

>>378883212
This is the biggest point that I disagreed with

Ubisoft towers are literally fun vampires. They make the games a checklist instead of a video game. All Zelda did was show the map topography, not a detailed list of where every single fucking thing was located. It made exploring that revealed map actually fun, since if you saw something funky on the map, there COULD be something there, or it was just something cool to look at. There was actual discovery.

In other words BotW used the literal OPPOSITE of Ubisoft towers

Because he has a horde of obese cuck SJWs who follow his every word. If his site had no viewership, he couldn't do his epic contrarian shtick and he wouldn't count toward the aggregate.

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>>378882032
He's a contrarian and sucks indie dick.

>>378883381
Not him but BotW doesn't even have Ubisoft towers, the towers in BotW aren't used in remotely the same way and don't fit the stereotype, they're also entirely optional in BotW aside from the one in the Great Pleteau - the fact Jim pinned this as a major flaw for the game regardless of this demonstrates that he was bandwagoning on shitposting mentality rather than forming his own opinions.

On top of this, he's notoriously biased against Nintendo ever since they gimped him from his YouTube bux.

>>378883396
Almost as bad as tripfags desu

as someone who would personally give BotW a 9.5/10, I can totally understand someone giving it a 7.
Some things I could overlook, like weapon durability, rain and it's affect on climbing, etc, I can see getting on someone elses nerves quite a bit.

>>378883775
Are you done now? Got it all out of your system?

>>378883547
They aren't really Ubisoft towers since nearly every tower had some unique setting around it. Most had whizzrobes or flying guardians or were on top of some hard to reach mountain peak.

>>378883787
Everytime i see this picture i remember how cringe inducing GG was.

>>378882032

I give about as much of a shit about your average Jim Sterling counterculture clickbait opinion as I do the average /v/ equivalent. Maybe /v/ sees itself in the guy though I don't know.

>>378883787

I'm still convinced his "wife" is just Jim in drag.

>>378883879
I was't venting, just sharing information for others in the thread.

>>378882032
He also gave Fallout 4 a 10/10 and made a video about the game somehow being special for allowing polyamorous relationships, even though the game just doesn't acknowledge you romancing multiple characters.

>>378883879
How does Jim's dick taste anon?

>>378884002
GG didn't happen though. It's some imagined and fictionary scenario where someone actually gave a rat's ass about tumblrinas arguing with themselves.

>>378882032
>Jim "Vanquish is a 3/10" Sterling

>>378883787
>Earn 6 figures a year
>Literally a cuck
>Can't find a >5/10 to cuck you

EXPLAIN.

>>378882032
*looks up from my Switch*
Grow up, Nintenbro.

>>378882032
Jim is always right and that's why /v/ hates him.

>>378884134
I don't like Jim's reviews. But the jimquisition is entertaining.
Then again i don't like reviews at all.

>>378884063
There's a theory, nonironically, that they're related.

>>378884404
Didn't mean to you
>>378884134
Ah well.

>>378884252

That recent re-review by the guy who did a shitty vanquish review also gave it a mediocre grade (thought not as low as the first time), and he seemed to have learned literally nothing since then. The 'wot I think'. He compared Vanquish negatively to fucking gears of war. Reviewers like that need to stay the fuck away from games they don't understand.

>>378884252
Vanquish was shit, though

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>>378883879
Jim Sterling is a chronically obese land-whale with a micropenis. Also he un-ironically gave Fallout 4 a 9.5 out of 10. Any small amount of credibility he may have had went right out the window with that review, along with his spine and hip-bone. He is not someone I would recommend anyone listen to for advice on how to spend their money.

-Not Him

>>378885294
Good good.
Anything else?
Did your father or uncle ever touch you?

>>378882032
why the fuck you care about metacritic scores?

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>>378885441
He's probably going to die within the next 5 years. Fat acceptance can only keep reality at bay for so long.

>>378883212
His Ubitower comment is valid though. it's hard to appreciate those when the view has vast empty space with 2005 draw distance, at least AC has grand city scape to look at

>>378886179
>when the view has vast empty space with 2005 draw distance, at least AC has grand city scape to look at
Talking utter bullshit there anon, as poor as the graphics of BotW admittedly are, the draw distance goes insanely far with plenty to see.

>>378883547
>there COULD be something there, or it was just something cool to look at.
95% of the time it was YA-HA-HA! though. The other 5% it was a shrine but you'd have known that by your radar beeping.

>>378887149
Koroks may be common, but not that common anon. Honestly treasure chests are more common than koroks; in fact, your point here doesn't even make sense as you can't see koroks from a tower anyway, as koroks tend to be in hidden areas rather than large points of interest viewable from towers.

zelda cucks BTFO HUAHUAHUA

>>378882032
Anyone who's been following him since when he worked for Destructoid knows that his taste is whatever gives him the most clicks.

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Did anyone else actually play Rime? Because pic related is the entire plot.

It is well made though, the music is 10/10. A shame that Denuvo fucks up the framerate after an hour or so of gameplay.

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>>378888690

>giving a game an average score is clickbait

>nintendogs only argument is to attack Jim as a person
>can't argue with a subjective opinionated review

lol bore of the wild put in its rightful place (the trash can)

>>378889140
It is when everyone else is rating it 9s and 10s, and given how much this blew up on /v/ it clearly worked.

why do you care what some ugly fat cuck has to say about video games?

>>378890639

sanity is not statistical

>>378890851
What?

>>378891191

sanity is not statistical

just because 90% of people share opinion A, does not mean opinion A is objectively correct under all circumstances. Which means someone having opinion B is not "insane" or otherwise having the opinion for an ulterior motive (profit)

>>378891863
This has absolutely nothing to do with the discussion, please re-read the reply chain.

>>378882032
I fucked one of the developers of rime at PAX. She was pretty cute.

>This guy is such a different person with a different opinion of mine. Someone tell me why me complaining about someone else on the internet is what I do with my free time.

Considering Jim himself is a numale, it's a shock to see how many numales are triggered by him. I guess Zelda really is the numale's series.

>>378882032
Jim, stop shilling your reviews.

>>378892634
Never.

My wife needs more chocolate.

>>378882032
What? Because he has an opinion on a game that differs from the generally held consensus? You're pathetic.

>>378883381
You sound like a faggy redditcunt, want to talk about it?

>>378882032
He shat on Dishonored 2 because the runes and bonecharms were too hard to find.
In a game where you have a wallhack for them.

The problem is that he's entirely subjective while having very bad tastes and very poor arguments.

I have no problem with people like Totalbiscuit but Jim is just a joke, he's doing a job he's totally incapable of doing correctly.