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She provides nothing of Value to the team. You are not good at

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She provides nothing of Value to the team.
You are not good at her.
Stop fucking instalocking her and wasting everyones time.
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how about you stop playing that retard game
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She does good at being an assassin

And by assassin I mean someone able to pick-off their supports and assassins.

Other assassins are Genji, Hanzo and Tracer.

Assuming you have infinite skill at each one of them:
Genji > Tracer > Widowmaker > Hanzo

She is not bad.
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When are you going to realize you're trash OP?
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>>378872528
She's the best counter to pharah if she can actually aim. But 99% of widows can't aim.
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>>378872528
>Everyone should do what I want
Maybe team based games aren't for you OP.

Apart from your weekend blow-bangs you cock gobbling faggot.
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>>378872528
why is her face so fucking long in this render
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Imagine a hero that can 1 hit kill most of the cast just by having line of sight. The catch; you have to be good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ja2tEPNfLw
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>>378874001
They revamped the faces from the original reveal trailer. This is probably from then.
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>>378874001
Beta Widow had a manface.
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why is her ass so big though?
for stabilization while standing?
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>>378874773
Have you never held a gun before, lol.
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>>378875454
does being thicc make it easier to shoot?
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>>378872528
She's a better Soldier
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>>378875563
Maybe.
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>>378875760
I hope this is a meme I'm not aware of.
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Make me nerd :3c
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>>378875760
yeah but no
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>>378874670
EXPAND ASS
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>being attracted to lordosis

you fucking slobs probably all have forward head and pelvic tilt too lmao
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She provides a nice sight.
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>>378877808
>pulls mag out of her ass
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>>378872842
>using Widow
>when pic related exists
ISHYGDDT
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>>378874508
old face is better
>>378874670
That's not a man face, just a white woman jaw
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>>378878586
you cant get epic headshots with ana to upload on youtube with linkin park music to show your 12 viewers how good you are . Oh wait this isnt the early 00's I mean wubwub music.
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>>378872528
Man if only we had a hitscan character with no dropoff who could one shot Pharah and Mercy at range...
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>>378872528
Stop """playing""" this"""game"""
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>>378872528
>wasting everyones time

hey thats not true the enemy team will be grateful
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If it's quickplay I always instalock her just to piss off gay nerds like you.
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>>378879108
>look mom im being contrarian on the internet
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>>378877808
lewd
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>>378879108
>>378879108
>>378879108
this
>>378879386
newfag
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>>378879375
who gives a shit in quick play?
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>>378879375
>play comp
>attack on anubis
>instalock torb for keks
>will fill when the rest has picked
>always some tilted retard sperging out telling everyone to report me
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>A teamwide wallhack that lasts for ages
>Nothing of value

Even if a widow player is jacking off to porn tabbed out of the game, only tabbing back in to activate infra-sight every now and then, they're useful.
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>>378879375
Its not just you. Almost 95% of my QP games have a widow in it.

It's getting out of hand, honestly.
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how have you not realized yet that Overwatch is just a waifu simulator for half of the people actually still playing it
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>>378879108
>>378879432
>look guys, I hate OW too, do I fit in yet?
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>>378872528

Can people stop saying "insta-locking" ? This isn't league of legends. There is no "locking in" your character choice. You can change at any time.
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>>378880092
>Overwatch is a good game, guys! Buy and play it!
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>>378874670
am I imagining things or is her ass getting bigger when she puts that "visor" on
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>>378880676
Yup, it was a bug in the beta.
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>>378879894
It is, that's why I like it.
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>>378872727
literally this
only faggots, queers, and autisms play overwatch
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just pick hanzo his ult does way more
she do really nothing if you aren't good with her op is right
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>>378880912
>An easy to avoid slow moving dragon is better than teamwide wallhack
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OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes

A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.

>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.

B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.

>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
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>>378880267
Jeff a cute
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>>378872528
This so fucking much. Every fucking game some nigger insta locks widow just to get outa dps by my fucking zen. Don't pick her unless you can hit headshots but in all reality you know they can't.
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>>378881120
What, no Pharah?
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>>378881519
>Tracer
Tracer's spunky attitude is well reflected in her pussy. Always eager for pleasure, Tracer gets the wettest of anyone in the cast. As if to match her petite frame, Tracer's hole is tight but taking big dick is no problem. Tracer enjoys penetration more than anything else. Notable characteristics- waxed, often visible wetness.

C-tier
>Pharah
Pharah enjoys using oils in the bedroom, and this is reflected in the smoothness of her pussy. Shaved completely clean and without a blemish, her pussy is kept pristine. Pharah's clit is the most sensitive of the Overwaifus, and can barely be rubbed without her recoiling. Notable characteristics- shaven and waxed, sensitive clitoris, slender smooth lips.

Declined for testing:
>Symmetra
No physical examination on record and lack of sexual partners. More info required.

Feel free to debate! If you have any info on Symmetra please let me know.
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>>378880841
>faggots, queers, and autisms
do you know where you are?
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>>378881596
>middle eastern girl
>clitoris
Nice try. Next you're going to tell us about McCree's long, wrinkly foreskin
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>>378879439
Plenty of people.
Some of my friends tryhard even in QP because muh lootboxes and ego.
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>>378881931
Muslims were eradicated by Omnics
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>>378872528
its fun popping bitches heads with her tho, anon
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>Widow/Hanzo on my team
>Cannot hit a single shot
>Provide no supportive damage or kills
>Easily flanked by every Genji/Tracer on the enemy team
>Whine about how no one will protect them
>No Widow Ults due to again never hitting shots, all Hanzo sound arrows are only shot directly at his own feet

>Widow/Hanzo on the enemy team
>Never misses ever, pushing out without being behind a tank shield is instant death
>Impossible to flank, knows everyone's positions at all times and will escape if you do somehow manage to get to them
>Widow ults every 30 seconds so you'll never even be able to sneak around the rest of the team, sound arrows on every corner
>Rest of team refuses to switch to anything that could possibly counter this, always have to be the only tank with no one who can shoot them from safety

Fuck snipers.
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>>378881931
Not only is Christianity also a significant religion in Egypt that does not require clitoral cutting, OW takes place in the 2070s. For all we know, all religions could be gone by that point. Not to mention that circumcision is on the decline in the U.S. as well.
>>378882120
I thought omincs were just robot Muslims
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>>378879386
>>378880092
>all the normalfags eat this slop up why don't you, anon?
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is this another waifu thread?
have we stopped talking about season stuff?
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I can rush most Widowmakers as Pharah by diving in. Most can't aim fast enough to get me while I'm falling and shooting.
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>>378873246
>Tfw you missed the Uprising event.
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>>378878718
>old face is better
You have some shit taste
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>>378882789
but why? explain in real, human terms
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>>378872528
>You can stop the faggot torbjorn, junkrat, and bastion from spawn camping you
>You can kill the phara x mercy with a little patience
>Mcree ulted? Well guess what...

Also it's not even fair how fast you can build her ult. You can easily get it as fast as Tracer's or Sombra's
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>>378882615
Must be nice in plat, I noticed in lower ranks players never look up while Pharahs destroy their entire team
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>>378882976
I was in silver for a while and people looked up, but they just never could do enough damage in time. What rank are you?
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>>378874001
I actually used to be on the rifle team at my highschool and every girl on the team had really wide hips. This is mostly because of stance that you take when shooting competition. Girls with extra wide hips had a sort of shelf that they could rest their elbows on when shooting from a standing position. Pic related is my best way to explain this.
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>>378872528


It might actually be even worse than you think, because whenever shes in the team I'm too busy getting good ass shots and jerking off to her.
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>>378882976
>watch gf play comp (gold)
>pharah constantly looming wrecking shit
>gf whines about rockets never bothering to look up
>dies and pulls a dsp
What is awareness
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>>378877808
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>>378877808
What map is this?
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>>378883540
Gibraltar
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>>378874001
>>378883108
Also it was a common thing to wear skin tight almost wetsuit-type jumpsuit. This was to increase balance and shit, so I guess thats why widowmaker is wearing a skintight suit. The only issue is that on to of these diver suits we would wear jacked with some big sleeves so that our slings wouldn't slip.

Widow's glove is actually pretty legit though, because shooting gloves are a real thing. The richer schools in our area had pic related, but we just used cut up hockey gloves that we could scavenge from where ever.
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>>378883663
>>378883108
what does that have to do with her long face?
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>>378883820
oh fuck haha meant to reply to
>>378874773
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>>378872528
Is she the Luxanne Crownguard of Overwatch?
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>>378872528
She's one of the best toons in the game if you play her right. Of course everyone needs to stop picking her because of her ass.
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>>378884246
>toon
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>>378877808
brap?
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>>378884489
What do you call them?
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>>378882789

>supposed to be an emotionless, professional drone
>gives a genuinely friendly little smile and wave

Fucking Blizzard. If you're going to give a character a personality, stick to it.
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>>378884883
characters or classes or champion
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>>378884704
No anon, that's *thud*.
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I want Widowmaker to blast a blueberry-scented fart on my face with her enormous ass while she calls me pathetic
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>>378882390
>Not to mention that circumcision is on the decline in the U.S. as well.
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>>378884883
heroes
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>>378877808
Someone tell me the actual game is like this?
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>>378885937
never die
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>>378883108
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I play her because I masturbate everyday to her futa r34
Why is purple cock so delicious looking bros
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>>378885651
https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/17/u-s-circumcision-rates-on-the-decline/comment-page-11/?_r=0
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WOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
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>>378872528
game is so fucking boring now
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>>378886567
Good to see the US catching up with the rest of the world, now time to ditch that obsolete imperial system!
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>>378887602
>now time to ditch that obsolete imperial system!
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>>378886567
>32.5 percent in 2009 from 56 percent in 2006
Holy fuck that's huge. I wonder what it is today.
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>>378882789
I want to protect that smile.
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Nah, I only play characters that make my dick hard. If that's not how you approach video games then you're a dum-dum.
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>>378880676
I read that Widowmaker wearing a visor is actually completely different model but somehow the ass sizes didn't match up so it looked bigger when they were swapped out.
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>>378872528
>Play Random Heroes
>Get hit with the bad luck stick and spawn as Widowmaker thrice
>Never played her before
>Get a triple kill no sweat

Jesus christ, no wonder people like playing her. You feel like God when no one is shooting at you.
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>>378881834
on weeb chan?
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